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Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565105

Give me tips

How to not get traced by police ?

How to travel in train for 20hr+ without getting caught by police ,changing train is not option for me ?

How to not get captured in CCTV ?

How long someone has to wait for filing missing or kidnapping case in p.station in india ?

Will other state police travel to ur state to arrest you if its 900km ?

How to not get caught by police while travelling in train can't travel in general will get reservation tickets cuz I'm richfag not used to travel even in sleepers always travelled in 1st and 2nd ac ?

Now tell me I'm about to do something if your tips will really help me and will post here the updates

Anonymous

IN

mvrGj/

No.565122

>>565105(OP)

General waale dabbe mein chadd jaa bhangi

Anonymous

IN

i2i9J7

No.565128

>>565105(OP)

>How to not get traced by police

if you have 3 digit IQ, indian poolis aint cathing you

Anonymous

IN

iWXM2S

No.565140

>>565105(OP)

Crime kya kar diya

Anonymous

IN

mMF1gJ

No.565143

>>565105(OP)

Use General boggy or toilet to travel. First tell us what are you running from? What have you done now?

BR

knLDPC

No.565144

>>565105(OP)

Phone band karde 6 mahine phele crime se. Warna fas jayega

Anonymous

IN

UwgFHd

No.565145

>>565105(OP)

Don't use trains chamar. Just jump one inter state/city bus to another, railway stations are heavily cctv'd and they can always track where you went. Once you are 3-4 states away, 99% of police won't bother to reach you, only like 1% of police bother capturing you that far and only if you did such a high level crime that came in the news. In which case it's time to jump borders to Sri Lanka or Nepal depending on where you're.

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565146

>>565122

Nhi hoga merese woh toh mujhe general dabba dekh ke hi darr lgta h I have breathing issues

BR

knLDPC

No.565150

>>565105(OP)

>>565105(OP)

State police can travel to other states. Fake adhar banwa le aur chup kar reh

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565151

>>565145

Yaar I can only use bus to jabalpur after that there's no bus only thing I can use is train and only one train goes to the station where i want to go

BR

knLDPC

No.565152

>>565146

Take a lift from truck drivers. Give valid reason tho

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565154

>>565150

Mujhe rehne ki dikkat nhi hai all i want to not get caught between travelling atleast 30 hrs

Anonymous

IN

iWXM2S

No.565155

>>565151

Accha bihari

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565156

>>565152

Truck drivers will rapu me I can't trust them ever

BR

knLDPC

No.565158

>>565156

Yar that's the price to pay

Anonymous

IN

UwgFHd

No.565159

>>565151

You don't use a single bus. You jump from one bus to another rapidly. Compared to trains they're much more frequent.

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565161

>>565144

If I'll shut down my phone even for 2 hrs I'll get in more trouble i have to keep my phone chalu always

Anonymous

IN

JmZ2Nt

No.565162

>>565105(OP)

>How to not get traced by police ?

Get rid of phone. Ask a friend in your house to order something from blinkit from your phone for a proxy.

>How to travel in train for 20hr+ without getting caught by police ,changing train is not option for me ?

Have a waitlist ticket from a ticket booking guy far away from where you live. Give him fake name.

>How to not get captured in CCTV ?

Just cover yourself and try to alter your body

>How long someone has to wait for filing missing or kidnapping case in p.station in india ?

More than usual hours. Like if person is 3-4 hrs missing from where they supposed tp be at that time

>Will other state police travel to ur state to arrest you if its 900km ?

Yes if the case serious

>How to not get caught by police while travelling in train can't travel in general will get reservation tickets cuz I'm richfag not used to travel even in sleepers always travelled in 1st and 2nd ac ?

Anonymous

IN

iWXM2S

No.565163

Same bihari padav larper hai ye

BR

knLDPC

No.565164

>>565156

General bogi me bhi nahi jana, truck walo ke sath bhi nahi jana

Bhai tu surrender karde polis ko

Anonymous

IN

mMF1gJ

No.565165

>>565156

Also, police can trace you from your mobile signal, change the sim, and close the current one in crowded locaion

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565166

>>565159

Yaar bus nhi jaati waha tak jaha main jaana chahta hu pajeet gaon hai ek dum only way out is one train

IN

HqYGV8

No.565168

>>565166

kya karna chahta hai tu

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565169

>>565165

I can do that I can get a sim card on my own use it and remove it nd call customer care and say I lost it close it

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565170

>>565168

Nhi bta skta

Anonymous

IN

yusUhQ

No.565171

>>565146

Blaady general dabba dekh ke dar lagta hai to jail ka thoos-thoos ke pajeeton se bhara hua cell dekh ke to mar hi jayega.

IN

HqYGV8

No.565172

>>565170

abe ye anon platform hai

kisiko pata nahi chalega ki rajesh ye crime kar raha hai gaandu

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565173

>>565171

That's why I'm terrified that's why I'm trying to make this full safe plan I already planned it for a year but these are loopholes so I'm asking u bhangis

Anonymous

IN

yusUhQ

No.565174

>>565105(OP)

Also, no matter how hard you try to run thullas will eventually find you if you are still within India. No matter the state.

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565177

>>565128

Average indian iq is 70 mine is 20 ab bta chal

Anonymous

IN

yusUhQ

No.565178

>>565173

Go to Nepal

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565179

>>565174

I just want to not get caught for 30 hrs while travelling that's it

Anonymous

IN

iWXM2S

No.565181

>>565174

Only if they want to.

Jabtak case serious nahi hota wo dhyaan hi nahi dete, aur agar case national news mai aa jaye to 1 din mai 2000 km travel kar pakad lete hai

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565182

>>565178

Nhi jaa skta I'm short on money i have to pay lawyer too i can just move to 6-7 states far from the place I'll do my work

Anonymous

IN

yusUhQ

No.565183

>>565179

What is your destination and purpose?

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565186

>>565181

Some bijeness man ,liquor mafia and poltician are involved into it now tell me my chances

Anonymous

IN

yusUhQ

No.565187

>>565186

Owar

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565188

>>565183

Destination is from the center where I'm gonna commit it I have to be in range of 900km not more than that no matter what it can be anywhere but within 900km range

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565189

>>565187

It's not I'll take my chances I just have to not get caught for 30 hours after that I'll be safe

Anonymous

IN

i2i9J7

No.565191

>>565189

chutiye kisi manhole me chup jayega tab bhee nahi milega 30 ghante to, you dont even need to run

Anonymous

IN

yusUhQ

No.565192

>>565189

How will you be safe after 30 hours though?

Anonymous

IN

yusUhQ

No.565193

>>565188

Commit what yaar?

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565197

>>565164

I can't do any of that ,if i manage to not get caught for 30hrs I'll be safe

Truck driver rapu kr skte h

Police bhut maarega

General dabbe mein saans nhi aayegi

Tell me something that can work

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565199

>>565193

Yaara I can't say it now mat puchh please yaara

Anonymous

IN

iWXM2S

No.565201

>>565189

Phone bandh kar kisi dur ki train me baith ja

IN

HqYGV8

No.565205

>>565199

agar tu batayega, tabhi ham acche se help kar payenge

just like a lawyer ayar

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565209

>>565201

Can I get a new sim card and use it for just one day and throw it away then I'll be traced or not like let's say I leave my town with that sim card and travel and after crossing 2-3 state i throw it away will that work to keep me safe?

It's a long journey train 900km and 19hrs atleast but it stops at many station so I'm just scared that koi thulla ghus ke TT se puch lega and will get me

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565215

>>565205

Tu mujhe bas help kr to not get traced for 30hrs just , keeping phone off isn't a option ,going out of 900km isn't a option

Only one bus will take me 240km from this pajeet place and after that I'll get train only one train is available at this station for my destination I'll have to wait like 2-3 hrs cuz bus will drop me at station 11am and train is at 3pm

Anonymous

IN

p1HONt

No.565218

>>565209

Agar itna darte ho to karna hi kyu hai yaara.

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565223

>>565218

Cuz I'm kinda forced to i can't deny or my life will be more fucked than ever

Anonymous

IN

p1HONt

No.565227

>>565215

If you are traveling for such a long distance, there is literally no way to avoid getting tracked. This isn't the 90s anymore. Every place has CCTVs yaar. Even a single camera at some place from which you pass can tell them exactly where you are headed.

KA

RDGo44

No.565236

>>565215

if it's just 30 hours, you probably don't even need to leave your state

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565237

>>565227

Dekh I'll be inside one bus for 5 hrs will travel 240km

After that I'll be at station for 3 hrs and will take next train and will travel inside it for 900km and 19hrs

I can hide my face that's not a problem

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565240

>>565236

I'm going there to do something and will return to my place again I said I'll do something there and leave

Anonymous

IN

67FatL

No.565244

>>565237

And how do you plan to hide from the RPF?

Anonymous

IN

YKLBLK

No.565245

Abe how will u be safe after 30 hrs GTA ka code daalega kya "LEAVE ME ALONE"

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

KA

RDGo44

No.565248

>>565245

kek

Anonymous

IN

bDWhqe

No.565249

>>565245

Once I return to that place jo meri destination hai I'll have 3 lawyers ,some connections from police and some local poltician with me

So yep that's kind of cheat

IN

HqYGV8

No.565250

>>565240

drug delivery?

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565258

>>565244

RPF won't get involved only STATE POLIS

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565259

>>565250

More than that it's rookie things woh toh aise krlunga that easiest shit for me

Anonymous

IN

TAlw3W

No.565273

>>565258

They absolutely can get involved if the offence is serious enough and the state police informs them about it. They regularly coordinate with state police in serious matters when the culprit is fleeing in a train.

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565277

>>565273

Mtlb it's ovardi da for me then I'll just do this shit and leave everything on fate fuckkkk why this world got this much technologically advanced

police toh pakdte hai toh kutto ki tarah maarte hai :(

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565287

>>565105(OP)

>Thanks yaaro you guys used ur brain cells to help me out but I guess nothing will help me ,will see you if ovardi na hua ,socha tha kuch idea milega and himmat but aur gand fatt gyi hai

Khair i have to do it anyhow i don't have a choice

Again thanks alot bhaiyo but one thing I realised none of you guys are smarter than me

Captcha:FU6C

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565294

>>565287

abe lavde, puri condition toh bata

won't judge if you are going to rape any girlchild too chamarike

Anonymous

IN

UTS6Hd

No.565295

>>565277

>why this world got this much technologically advanced

Right yaar. If this was in the last century, state police would not be able to arrest someone by giving their supari to RPF 500 km away. Brootal times for crimemaxxers.

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565298

>>565294

I'm going to ack someone mil gyi shaanti bc ab bta ab kr help

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565301

>>565294

>Bijness man

>Politician

>Liquor mafia

>State police

Still bhangis didn't got it any bhachad could have easily figured it out

have fun playing GTA irl now

UN

RDGo44

No.565305

>>565298

reported :)

Anonymous

UN

3rZIU0

No.565306

>>565105(OP)

Gib up phonu, not just sim, your phonu connects to cellular towers even if you don't have a sim.

Try to stay in crowded areas of the train, so you'll know when they arrive and will have time to change bogie or just stay unseen in the crowd.

Don't stick out, wear something that blends in well.

Don't use your official ids.

If you will cover your entire face with something you will surely be suspected, instead just use a scarf or mask of some kind inside the train, they'll think it is for sanitation.

Anonymous

UN

3rZIU0

No.565307

>>565305

GTB ki maa ki chut

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565309

>>565105(OP)

>For legal reason this was a larp I'm a larper

>I'm a low iq one digit incel who can't do shit

>I posted this larp to see how high iq these castu kangers are who always talk about politics and war

I'm leaving this site today and rn i can't stay here take care bhchanners

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565310

>>565305

Abe laude larp tha

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565311

>>565298

Disguise

>wig , shave facial hair

>goggles

>gamcha /scarf around neck(garmi hai lekin tere gaand mai bhi chul hai)

>don't wear your regular outfit/clothes, buy some cheap kurta pajama from bazaar

>have newspaper in hand while in bus

>jhola bag

>appeal to some close frend for new sim

>no upi , only cash

<Travel:

>shared taxi/cab karle

>yaa phir local bus(the red ones)

>don't travel continuosly

>after every 5 hours, stop at any village and roam there for a while, then catch next bus

>stop at pilgrim locations and ask for one day pg for darshan(bohot saare log pg rakhte hai aisi locations mai)

>speak in different accent

>gps ,wifi , internet band rakhna if you can

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565312

>>565310

Kitne retarded chutiye hai yaha

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565314

>>565311

Chill out man I was joking kek do u really think some guy will do these kind of things on this bhangi forum

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565315

>>565310

>>565312

bhosdu pura para likha maine teri help ke liye

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565316

>>565315

Sorry yara but u did dhurandhar maxxing

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565317

>>565307

>>565305

Yaar muthleem

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565320

>>565316

aari aari aari

good luck with SP sahab

UN

RDGo44

No.565321

>>565310

too late now :)

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565323

>>565321

Abe muthleem sach bta waise bhaiyo will anything happen I have my dick pics in my phone ?

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565324

>>565314

the ones who do such stuff are dehatis

+ you stated that the character is hiding , so you cannot even appeal to any fren

so bhach is not a bad option imo

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565325

>>565323

>tera lulla

>tera phone

usse dusro ko kya?

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565328

>>565325

Aree bhendi if this complaint is real and police get here and check my phone and see my lulli toh kya krunga

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565332

>>565324

Matlab elaborate or yeh bhi bta iss bhosdu ke report se kuch hoga gaya ?

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565333

>>565332

nnhi kiya usne

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565336

>>565328

why do you have YOUR dick pics

selfsexual?

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565340

>>565336

Nhi yaar I sell it to gays for extra cash kek

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565341

>>565340

fr?

agar real hai toh kitne paise milte hai

bc, mere lund pe 4 til hai

chakko ke toh maje ho jayenge

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565346

>>565341

Kam milte hai 200-250 some big richfag if you're dick is big will pay 300-500 not more than that and some rich aunties bc usme bhi bargain kregi

ARYA

F2yvyq

No.565347

>>565105(OP)

suicide karna chahtha hai kya?

untraceable toh mushkil hai

sanctioned suicide ke dekh le other methods

waise yeh batake idhar ban toh nahi hunga na

reddit pe pehle se ban hun

Anonymous

DL

YffRkg

No.565348

>>565105(OP)

Depends how much money smone paid to get you. If they paid like crores as in high profile cases, police will kidnap u even from Nepal

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565349

>>565346

ye kaha ho raha hai

konsa platform?

mere imageboard ke liye server kharidunga bc isse

lets gooo

Anonymous

DL

YffRkg

No.565350

>>565105(OP)

Other than that if you keep a low profile and not pick up polis calls they don't give a fuck. Hopefully your crime was too small

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565352

>>565347

>>565348

pura tamasha khatam hone ke baad aa rahe hai ye

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565360

>>565349

Telegram,signal

Grindr too and some pajeet ass groups it's humiliating btw

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565361

>>565360

i will start side incomes in kalej

nice suggestions

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565366

>>565361

Gigolo krle will get get paid 5-15k in one night

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565368

>>565350

>Hopefully too small i hope so

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565373

>>565366

gigolo for gays !

naah

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565374

>>565347

Suicide toh bc nhi kr rha it's retard shit I'll just get married to someone arrange marriage and will have sexo and do wagie things atleast chlot milegi my inspiration are Chamar and muslims when I want to know HOW TO LIVE A COCKROACH LIFE HAPPILY

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565375

>>565373

For aunties broski

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565385

>>565375

oh,ok

will i get aunties like these

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565389

>>565385

Yesss worse than this too kek

Paise ke liye humiliation but it pays well

ARYA

F2yvyq

No.565391

>>565352

kalej tha

>>565374

best of luck yaara hope you get loads of sexxo

Anonymous

DL

YffRkg

No.565396

>>565385

Pov: you are Himachali boyfriend of the hottest girl in Tamil Nadu

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565401

>>565396

topkek

>>565389

hmm, let's see

will hide my face and etc.

>>565391

it was a larp

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565410

>>565391

Itni jldi kalej ki chutti ?

ARYA

F2yvyq

No.565423

>>565410

Saturday hai aaj

>>565401

okay bhai

Pajaat saab

!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

ROJR

3WkC1D

No.565539

>>565105(OP)

Cab and deal only in cash

Cab se 3 4 shehar jaake bus lele

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565548

>>565539

another one bites the dust

Anonymous

IN

J9ru1P

No.565549

>>565539

Bus se 4-5 sehar jaake train lelu ? Cab cost alot here

US

RDGo44

No.565552

>>565548

ever noticed how these fags always reply to a thread right as the topic at hand is out the window

nighas r js 2 dum 2 read da room ig

Anonymous

MH

HqYGV8

No.565555

>>565552

yep :kek:

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