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Life in jeetland fucking sucks
Bkhhm5
No.3496
I can't wait to get the fuck out, away from everyone. This country is honestly ass and the only people I have an affinity for are my parents and my brother.
Feckin hell yaar. Even the simplest of things like changing your phone number on official documents, applying for voter card, even having a conversation with some bhangi in the bus has been utterly gamified to the point everything is a competition. Everyone is running, here, there and eveywhere, everyone is trying to jew each other out as much as they can, but in the end nothing gets done. Nothing ever habbens, the only cuntry this meme holds true in is lundia ofc.
My friend who used to be my classmate is now in 2nd year of engineering, told me JEE registration opens in October. I tried to register for the gay EE main but it seems there is no registration portal yet. Apparently the babus sitting in Dalli postpone this shit to the last possible date to keep everyone waiting.
Idk yaar, even if I get single digit air by studying what is the fucking point. It's too late to register for class 12 in any board as private, so just because I don't have 75% the best college I could go to is iiith or vit. If I decide to wait another year, give cbse/nios boards to pass 75 then write jee 2027 i would be 21 fucking years old by the time I start college. What's even the point, I might as well just become a railway clerk or write CHSL fucking hell.
GxdE1Q
No.3497
zKLP29
No.3498
>>3497
Anan is NIOS a meme? Bolo bolo.
If not why arent pajeets ditching icse and cbse costs? An anan made a thread, i lost it
8fQQ6u
No.3499
8fQQ6u
No.3500
>>3498
No one takes NIOS seriously, on some colleges they beat you up for thinking you can even take admission with NIOS cert lmao. It's literally just meme people came up with for villagers who knows they can't tell their letters apart, due to how retarded they are.
LxA727
No.3501
>>3497
>wasting two years over meme exam
I was in the ICSE board till 12th. I had very high scores in 10th and ok-ish in 11th, but I completely stopped studying in 12th when I got accepted into colleges.
See, I was never in the jee race from start. I wanted to study physics as a degree because it was the only subject I was good at (and since most bsc hons physics grads in India are unemployed, I decided to go abroad) as a result I never even thought of coaching or meme exams, etc.
Later in 12th I realised I in fact actually wanted to do engineering, but it was too late for switching paths so I thought why not stick with going outside. Travelled to Patna to take the SAT, applied to few universities in the US, UK and Aus (all in the global top 30) for engineering and got accepted with scholarships to nearly all. But just when I was about to apply for a student visa to enter the US the imbeciles stopped the issuing of F-1 visas and by the time they opened it was too late. And because I had already been accepted by my first choice way back in late December 2024, I had stopped studying for boards since I knew no matter what I got I wouldn't get rejected, because as long as I didn't actually fail the college wouldn't care.
This resulted in me getting below 75%. Ab bc na bahar ja sakta hu na IIT/NIT ki taiyari kar sakta hu.
Fuck yaar, now even if I register for nios 2026 oct/nov and studied with all my effort, I would join college at 21. By the time I would have graduated I would be in mid-20s looking for a job. And no company would hire a fresher with 2-3 gap/drop years even if he's from IIT, fuck, there's no winning now 
in4wO+
No.3502
>>3501
I was just like you. I wanted to go abroad this year, but I had to undergo surgeries due to illness. We ran into some financial issues too. Never prepared for JEE, but gave CUET and landed Eco Hons in DU North Campus.
>21
Bleak, I will graduate by 20, and would be done with masters by 22.
Maybe try for BCom or BBA now. STEM is not worth it in India if you are not doing engineering or MBBS.
Do not fall for the BSc trap. Even I was getting BSc Math in Hindu and St. Stephen's, but did not opt for it.
If you are decent at Math, try grinding for ISI or CMI.
If you are hell-bent on BSc, give IAT.
You can also go for JEE. I think DTU and NSUT accept 65% in boards.
svmQjj
No.3503
>>3502
>gave CUET and landed Eco Hons in DU North Campus.
Nice yaar, what do you want to do after this?
>I will graduate by 20
brootal yaar, i will be seen as an unkill before I even enter college. Imagine sum seniors trying to rag you and they discover you are older than them 
>STEM is not worth it in India if you are not doing engineering
waise ab jake thaan liye hain ki engineer hi banenge, but as you know core engineering jaabs in India don't exist. JEE and state exams are my only option nao
>DTU and NSUT accept 65%
Wait, really? I thought that was only for Delhi state students and rejerbhationfags
in4wO+
No.3504
>>3503
I plan on getting into core finance or risk assessment after masters, or becoming a gormint babu like IES or IRS. I am in first semester, so I will decide as I learn more.
>I will be seen as unkill
Chill, two-three of my classmates are 20-21. They are treated normally.
>I thought it was for Delhi students
DTU and NSUT have 65% criteria for all students. Aim for ECE, MnC or SE in these colleges and all the best.
I can help you with Maths, just make a post in /acd/.
8fQQ6u
No.3505
>>3501
>I completely stopped studying in 12th when I got accepted into colleges.
Yeah, there is the issue. Not exactly your fault, but some of it is on you.
svmQjj
No.3513
>>3504
>finance
Nice yaar. I presume that means you'll do an MBA for masters?
>They are treated normally.
>DTU and NSUT have 65% criteria for all students.
I needed this hopium, thanks
>Maths
It's Chemistry I'm worried the most about kek
>>3505
Yaar, you think anyone would study for boards if they had unconditional admission to a top 5 US engineering school? In retrospect the whole premise of me going abroad was very fragile because of the visa situation but in a normal world that's like a free pass to slack off, kek
i1XGOa
No.3515
>>3496(OP)
r/randia aage se left
in4wO+
No.3516
>>3513
MBA Fin, ISI MSQE, DSE Econ are my options.
in4wO+
No.3517
>>3514
Oddly specific question.
in4wO+
No.3518
>>3516
Or hell, even law if it all goes to shit. Baap vakeel hai kekew.
in4wO+
No.3532
>>3530
>sound like him
Probably because we are the same age. That richfag hijda was a naturalized citizen though, so he is probably having a great time in JewSA. It's funny how much money can change your life.
>surgeries
I had a very severe case of hiatal hernia which made it difficult to eat and sleep. It was so difficult to get diagnosed because it has such a wide range of seemingly unrelated symptoms.
Doctors did not believe that I had it since I was so young and in shape. It probably happened due to an accident that I had as a nanha shota baccha. Anyways, it was pure agony. I had so much acid reflux that even my teeth had started to get a bit yellow.
I am much better now. I underwent surgery before boards, and recovered fairly quickly. I can finally eat butter chicken again.
wN/iiW
No.3739
>>3496(OP)
Emigrate
DUmrf+
No.3740
>>3739
prayaas kar raha hu
Vxgej2
No.3746
>>3496(OP)
Underage posters not allowed.
DUmrf+
No.3747
>>3746
i am literally 19
LDFwEp
No.3755
>>3722
Update: Micro went great! It was very lengthy, but I was able to finish it well in time. My answers also matched with the others, so I am glad about that.
I have MME next on Wednesday. I have covered the syllabus, and am doing PYQs for it currently. I am sort of confident about it, even though it usually comes hard.
What are you upto Shin bhai?
8E3JFT
No.3756
>>3755
kek I might make the thread tomorrow then
EGqd5T
No.3757
trvke holy shit cant wait to leave for amsterdam
DUmrf+
No.3760
>>3755
Nice yaar, you can actually manage your time. I probably wouldn't be able to cover the syllabus until the night before kek. Congrats
>What are you upto Shin bhai?
still NEETing 
DUmrf+
No.3761
>>3757
kalej or jaab saar?
HrPqbu
No.3763
>>3755
>>3760
MME (Math) went so well! I was able to complete half an hour before exam ended, and my answers are all matching. I feel glad that I decided to sleep early last night so that I could solve with a clear mind today.
Next up is a small paper of VAC Fin Lit which is on Friday. That would definitely be easy.
>manage time well
Yes, I learnt to have a fixed schedule and study routinely once I got to college.
I want to attend ISI Delhi for my Masters in Economics, which would require me to be very proficient in Maths and Stats. Hence, I am taking my studies very seriously.
All that you need to do to commit to your work is a higher sense of purpose or goal.
HrPqbu
No.3764
>>3763
*is to have a higher sense of purpose or goal
HrPqbu
No.3765
>>3756
What thread pyaare?
8vNIKR
No.3767
>>3496(OP)
everything same as you except not frustrated as you because I am more indifferent to almost my life and I will start college as a 20 year
DUmrf+
No.3769
>>3763
ISI Delhi? Not Cal? I heard they have better placements.
>All that you need to do to commit to your work is a higher sense of purpose or goal.
Herculean task if you are unemployed, but ig i'll try. I have so much on my bucket list of stuff to learn or do but I can never get around to finishing them. All I seem to do is just procrastinate the months away
>>3767
engineering?
8vNIKR
No.3770
>>3769
nah, i only got 70 percentile on 2nd attempt which was at the starting of this year. Gonna perhaps do BCA for college man. no private college for BTECH since private college sucks too much much which I/family can't afford without many loans
8vNIKR
No.3771
now that i think about it, i had a friend who scored very high, and passed JEE advanced as well, he later got admission in IIT and stopped contacting me. I wonder if he got pride or arrogance like thing or something. well doesn't affect me much ig
btw my 70% percentile is for JEE mains only
8vNIKR
No.3772
>>3722
what degree u doing
wQX3u0
No.3773
wQX3u0
No.3774
>>3771
Sad. One of my friends is in IIIT Hyderabad and we still talk all the time.
He was not your friend to begin with if he ditched you.
wQX3u0
No.3775
>>3769
ISI Delhi is more prestigious for MSQE, and has a better record for PhD placement in US top 5.
ISI Calcutta is better for Stats.
wQX3u0
No.3777
>>3776
I get that it is a shift from Science. Even I had PCM this year, yet opted for Econ over BTech. I do not want to become an IT coolie.
zYnuht
No.3778
>>3771
same thing happened with me, funny thing, i had same %tile but i moved on. after a point, you yourself will realize, people with too much of a skill gap or any sort of gap can't be friends. but this eventually will take you to the conclusion how fake and gay all relations are, it's all transactional emotionally, physically, intellectually. Once the purpose is served, useless one gets ditched.
8vNIKR
No.3779
>>3778
>but this eventually will take you to the conclusion how fake and gay all relations are, it's all transactional emotionally, physically, intellectually
yeah i realized it but sometimes feel a bit sad because its to really trust someone with your heart, sometimes it gets frustrating lol
8vNIKR
No.3780
>>3779
it's hard to*, man am gonna sleep and start work from tmrw, so no more IBs
zYnuht
No.3781
>>3779
do it half-way always unless you see commitment from other side.
iYN1Sm
No.3782
>>3778
I disagree. I have plenty of friends who are much dumber than me, and some who are much smarter than me. To have a fulfilling life, you need a large variety of people around you.
I never make friends based on ability, I make them by judging whether they are fun and nice.
wQX3u0
No.3784
>>3783
Yes. First year.
wQX3u0
No.3785
>>3783
>inb4 muh too young
My father is much the same. He is a prominent lawyer who is still in touch with a lot of his college and university-time friends, who all took very different approaches in life. Plenty of his friends are less well off than him, while a couple can literally buy up all our assets and us included at the drop of a hat.
Friendship is about companionship. It requires a good quality of character, and not much else.
wQX3u0
No.3787
>>3786
I doubt that. My baap is 50 now, and he still approaches life the same way that I do.
The world is my oyster, and I will swallow it whole.
AgKXzX
No.3791
>>3763
Okay, VAC down. It was so easy and straightforward. I regret studying so much for the tax liability and deductions part, as it ended up being optional, and I attempted the other three. At least I can file my own taxes now ig.
Now, it is time for Statistics on Tuesday. It is my favorite. I already have my notes ready and have studied it well throughout the semester, so I just need to practice some PYQs.
Funny story, the people sitting next to us had VAC Indian Fiction, and their question paper did not even arrive kek. When it did, it was half empty. They finally got the chance to start when is Fin Lit guys got up to leave. Feels bad man. Typical DU randwagiri.
I kinda enjoy sharing my experience here, ngl.
AgKXzX
No.3792
>>3791
That reminds me, we had a small class assignment in Stats where we had to show a case study where a probability distribution was used in real life. I decided to show a looks rating system using normal distribution kek. My looksmaxx brainworms finally helped. Many people in my class started seething and bitching about muh looks subjective, but my prof found it funny.
DUmrf+
No.3793
wQX3u0
No.3794
>>3793
Kek, a chick even asked me after the class how much I would rate her and I said a 4.25. She looked close to tears.
DUmrf+
No.3795
>>3794
i need to do this to randis. even one time would be enough to shatter their delusions of being wanted
eOD6DH
No.3796
>>3795
Go for it. I do it all the time, and the best part is that girls start talking to me even more afterwards. They are validation-seeking creatures.
DUmrf+
No.3816
damn, reading the OP again I realise how I've changed in the nearly 2 months I wrote this. I no longer care about anything that isn't related to what I'm doing, or what I want. My NEEThood doesn't affect me at all now, and I really couldn't care about college any less. If I'm walking to the store and I see some Chads my age walking with their gfs, I don't even register their looks at me anymore. I don't slouch down when I see someone that knows me. I don't get affected by neighbours or relatives comparing me to some colleague's son from their office or colony, and they absolutely fucking lose it when they see nothing they say beats me down anymore.
That kind of seethe, my friends, is what fuels my newfound rapture in life. The amount of stuff I used to do daily has now been distilled into just three main blocks of my day: morning, where I go to the gym and walk all around my town; afternoon, where I alternate between teaching myself engineering, Japanese and reading; and the night, which I reserve solely for playing videogames or anime.
Of course, I browse bhach intermittently in all three periods. But I predict my usage of the Internet is only going to decrease from here. I don't think I need much more from the bot-infested forums anymore tbqh. I don't have accounts on any social media, and outside of anidb/mal this is the only forum I even use daily. So leaving won't be as hard as it usually is for other anons
sayonara, bros
PiwbZG
No.3820
>>3791
Update: Statistics was of moderate difficulty. I fumbled a question of binomial approximation in Section 3 which was worth 5 marks. Overall, Sections 1, 2 and 4 were very easy and straightforward, but Section 3 was tricky. I have scored great in internals and my paper went alright, so I will score decent in this subject. However, I am frustrated, because Statistics is my favorite course and I wanted to do extremely well in it. I performed better in my other core subjects, so I am especially angry with myself. To be fair, some of my batchmates take RSG's classes, and that guy said that the binomial approximation question uses some concepts from Sem 2, so we could get grace in that.
Anyways, I will work harder from Sem 2 and focus on conceptual clarity instead of just blindly doing tons of questions.
For now, I will relax. My last two exams are on the 29th and 31st, Biz Org and Hindi respectively. Easy and useless subjects.
I have some new plot ideas for my book, so I might work on them today.
5M7UOO
No.3949
>>3820
Biz Org was lengthy af, but I was able to attempt it well and finish on time. I took two extra sheets this time. I don't like the Commerce GE though, so I have opted for GE Maths Linear Algebra for 2nd sem. It will probably be more interesting and fun.
Now, I will have to study fucking Hindi of all things thanks to the NEP. Faltu subject. I don't know why BJP is so obsessed with making us study Hindi. Pehle acchi bhali English hoti thi. The subject is lame af too.
Fortunately, my exams will end on 31st. Unfortunately, classes will start from 2nd January.
I enjoy updating about exams here ngl.
r+WHEg
No.3973
>>3949
All exams are finally over aaaah!!
DUmrf+
No.3989
>>3973
nice yaar. how long do your holidays last?
DUmrf+
No.4013
>>3816
Seven-and-a-half months of being a NEET after graduating school, I don't want to leave now. or ever, for that matter. i hate this, I wish I was enrolled in some bihar kalej so I could just slack off and stay near my house. I would gladly go to even Manipal or any other suboptimal private college in the country if it meant I could come back to town a few weekends every month to meet my people. A life spent moving every 1-3 years, missing out on core life exp leaves you nothing but bitter memories. Even if i come back, the bond that kept each connection I had with people in my original location has been broken. There is no going back from that
all the people in my colony, family, old frens from skewl keep telling me leaving is worth it in the end but I couldn't give a damn i have missed my bhai's last three birthdays and the prospect of going another 4 years, maybe longer if I go for higher ed without being there in person on that day is pissing me off.
why can't i have anything good in life, fuck this shit. fuck fuck fuck
