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JryhPc
No.4675
The old one hit the bumpu limit or somethang.
the following thread is absolutely fictional
In fact everythang I sayis fictional and sarcastic, yeah!!!
Bros, I just don't get it. laike bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why are pajeets who are selected, whining so much about non-home state posting? laike bladeee even if they had applied for JEWPSC, the chances are that they too would be posted anywhere in endia unless they cracked IFS/IPS/IAS (and got their fav state cadre).
Those posts have bribemaxxing values but bladeee even then getting home posting is gonna be a gamble. In IFS, one is most likely to be posted at sum African cuntree with uggo women.
In SSC, they will be posted in a state that is not of their choice unless they luck out on a state posting of their choice. That state is gonna remain a permanent one.
laike bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee instead of raping their eyes on that; why can't they ask the bankwas to make a list of postings where the local pyaaris are the most sexxo-able. Laike Dheradun near a pyari si skewl.
lekin naaaaiiiiiiiiiiii
Most of these faggits are going to their local branches to open a savings a/c and bladeee they are getting conflicted informashun.
Most of the managerbas are telling them these thangs simultaneously
>you have till May/June at max
>stoody the fuck out of it for other eggjams so that you can get out now that you have a breathing room of jaab and paise
>go do vande bharat darshannn and sheiz cause you might not get much taime later on in your laife
now this is true for any jaab and particularly any gormint jaab be it jewpsc or spsc or bankwa.
but these blaaadeee foools are falling for it.
Laike don't they have a brain to think thangs out themselves. Laike how are you gonna travel-maxx without paise and how are you gonna travel and enjay these months and stoody at the same taime simultaneously and sheiz?
Laike why and how did these complete retards get the jaab? They should have removed the interview so that only mains could have filtered out these retards.
Laike these retards had done courses online or from Telegram or hell even from YT. What are youtube classes if not welfare coachingwa? Laike, and they have the guts to say
> I took nyo coaching
Laike bladee nyo, you did, even if you had read sum books to clear the eggjams, the books are bladee written format of coaching.
For you to say you had nyo help, you would have to invent the shortcuts yourself or sit for the eggjam without stoodying aythang.
Why in the bladeee hell are they acting so smug?
To top it off naw these pajeets are bladeeee waging their good old status gamei.
I hate them I hate them I hate them
I went with my baap to get a document passed and bladeee fool has nyo connection. Bladee none of my bros even have any insider. When bladeee a majdoor out of a sudden at a fruit juice shop gave us a number of his tailet cleaner dalitoid friend who cleans the tailet of sum baboon and works as a contractual majdoor at the affise. bladee he has more connections than all these hifi people.
Laike he got us in every room without the security bhadwas making a rukus and directly hooked us up with a bladeee chaprasi.
Bladee it would have taken me months to get this thang done ( tho it wuzz all legal and bladee it wuzz the baboons jewing us to delay my jaab getting prospect) but he did 60% of it in a jiffy or sum sheiz.
And my bladeee baap didn't even offer him money.
Laike why ? Why not ask him how much he wants for kharcha pani now that bladeeeeee there are 40% of the work left?
Bladeeee yes he will take that later on but if you had actually talked about paise, he would have done it much more diligently.
Laike I am living in chaos.
There are nyo rules to this dystopian nightmare and bladee all the boom booms pretend as if they know everythang.
XdiLF+
No.4676
>>4675(OP)
>I went with my baap to get a document passed and bladeee fool has nyo connection. Bladee none of my bros even have any insider. When bladeee a majdoor out of a sudden at a fruit juice shop gave us a number of his tailet cleaner dalitoid friend who cleans the tailet of sum baboon and works as a contractual majdoor at the affise. bladee he has more connections than all these hifi people.
>Laike he got us in every room without the security bhadwas making a rukus and directly hooked us up with a bladeee chaprasi.
Brootal connectionmogg yaar
XdiLF+
No.4677
>>4675(OP)
>Bladee it would have taken me months to get this thang done ( tho it wuzz all legal and bladee it wuzz the baboons jewing us to delay my jaab getting prospect) but he did 60% of it in a jiffy or sum sheiz.
>And my bladeee baap didn't even offer him money.
>Laike why ? Why not ask him how much he wants for kharcha pani now that bladeeeeee there are 40% of the work left?
Yaar it's not your baap's fault. Some sarkari baabus are too honest and will yell at you for asking them if they want some kharcha pani. They even threaten to call police depending upon the state where you live.
foIA8e
No.4679
>>4675(OP)
Blaady ungrateful cockroaches. Yaar I'll even take a posting to a bihari bhillage if they pay me well.
n1LXK4
No.4685
>>4675(OP)
>>4675(OP)
>laike bladeee even if they had applied for JEWPSC, the chances are that they too would be posted anywhere in endia unless they cracked IFS/IPS/IAS (and got their fav state cadre).
I was IAS post for power. Now I will go and not appear for some time, but tum mast life enjoy karnega ab se, you have made it yui bhai, ab fir milege 
apun ko bhul mat jana, know arya chad was rooting for you always.
Ek din apun dono jayege, apun fuwawa ko segs karege, tum mogo jam ko seggso karna, take care sirs.
rKjRr9
No.4688
>There are nyo rules to this dystopian nightmare and bladee all the boom booms pretend as if they know everythang
chill yaara mar jayenge ye sab
one day there will be no one to nag us
9O1Wpr
No.4690
>>4689
yui anon tell me your complete prep journey. At what age did you started preparing, which courses you took, how many hours you studied, the notes you've made, how you relaxed during prep and everything around it from a→ z except doxxble info. Please
gdHNfW
No.4691
>>4690
I am not yuibhangi yaar
9O1Wpr
No.4693
>>4691
wrongly tagged. Sorry
JryhPc
No.4698
>>4688
Aise mat bolo yaar, my myeam and baap are boom booms and i want them to live forever
JryhPc
No.4699
>>4677
true yaar but bladeee there are bladeee behenkelode are paying 400 rupiyah to get their medical done. they have arranged character certificates by now. Everythang.
This was not even that but a regular certificate that I needed. Bladeeeeeeeeeeee they absolutely take paise and not through the counter or under the table. now they make use of third party agents like this dalitoid.
The way to do it is by asking the guy to accompany us for a tea away from the affise and then float the idea. laike bladee even if it costs me 10k to get it done it is gonna be insignificant compared to laife long unemployment that I wuzz facing.
JryhPc
No.4701
>>4690
later yaar
JryhPc
No.4702
>>4688
she is pyaari tho
d4rsfL
No.4706
jA8W9u
No.4713
>>4675(OP)
how did you manage the household drama yui anan , like how did you manage to not get affected by it and still did your study maxxing .
blaady there's too much drama happening around me , even while attempting RC's , i get consumed by anger . I know when i will get a jaab , i will have to give 80% of my monthly salary As TDS to my parents for taking care of me till now and for now i am just compensating by behaving like a 90's woman who's dependent on her husband like a sub bxtch and does everything without questioning anything .I am doing most household chores , taking everyone's shit silently, not showing my anger but its getting difficult and difficult bladee, even my elder brother has now told me that you are literally a burden on this family .
i did show my anger once and they all started crying and used the nalla berozgaar card against me . Like a 90's ablaa naari , i couldn't doo much and went inside the washroom and cried .
>and now they are telling me - why have you gone silent anan , who don't you talk to us , what sins have we committed that you don't even talk to us . why are you torturing us by being silent .
how can you possibly torture someone by being silent yui anan , how ???
i need this jaab blaadyyy , its getting difficult and difficult bladee.
L0h8+i
No.4715
>>4699
>The way to do it is by asking the guy to accompany us for a tea away from the affise and then float the idea. laike bladee even if it costs me 10k to get it done it is gonna be insignificant compared to laife long unemployment that I wuzz facing.
Right yaar. If the sarkari babu himself is okay with taking ghoos, you should pay the kharcha paani depending upon the situation.
JryhPc
No.4717
>>4713
yaar most of my threads was spent tackling this yaar.
These normie N!ggers will smell it out when you are trying to actually work hard. Their n!gnoggery will be at its peak when you will be on the verge of getting a paisa paying jaab.
On one hand they want you to get a jaab so they can boast about it. But on the other hand, their pajeet brain tells them that they simply cannot let you succeed. If you succeed, they will lose all their control over you.
What I did was, I blaaadeeee kept shouting at them and started N!gnogging abuses at them.
I used to involuntarily shout out the dehatiest gaali of them all in my room so loudly that the entire mohalla used to hear it.
I made it seem like I was ready to muddle their name down the drain.
This sort of bought me some wiggle room but after a few days of peace, these pajeets used to return with their fresh but rehashed bunch of n!gnoggeries.
If anythang wasted my taime it wuzz this.
laike bladeee my whore of a baap bhadwa is trying to subvert me by trying out the following
>eww ananwa the affise of your bankwa is dirty ewww
bladeeee I have nyo idea in which century he had gone to a bank but bladeee all PSB including SBi has the same levels of affises. Plus bladee he worked for the state gormint. My bhadwa bros work for the state gormints. There bladee are nyo tailets. They literally work in a rat infested affise with a nala nearby.
Bladeeeeeeeee the tailets they have literally has the sheit floating around it at a 360 degree angle of the last chamar that was posted there 5 decades ago.
Cause they have another batch of n!gnoggeries to deal with if they want to pay for it to be cleaned.
I know why he is doing this, he wants me to bladeee stoody for SBI whuch I will only do if I want to. That will be my choice. I am nat sacrificing my taime for his bhadwa status gamei anymore.
Laike I have to literally make faces at him and yell abuses at him to shut him down. And every bladee taime this boomerjeet will shed a tear which touches my heart peko.
>he is old and bhadwa, why am I being laike this to him
But that is just me falling for the adorable gesture of an animal. This isn't a normal human being. the boom booms are a bladeee bunch of farm animals. They show laike they are crying but that is their way of raping your bladee heart.
never fall for it.
You will waste your taime dealing with these. but what are the alternatives?
The only alternative is you going the library route.
In that route you will have to deal with 10 taimes the nignoggeries of other pajeets who aren't related to you and you can't even shout at you.
Regarding the chores, what I did was, bladeee shout at them and autistically call them out for it. Laike bladee you whores, I am nat doing nuffin.
I let them cook for me and I used to just wake up in the afternoon according to my schedule and eat in on mai taime.
Except when my myeam wuzz horsepitalized. I did a lot of housework back them.
Dc2y8n
No.4718
>>4717
>What I did was, I blaaadeeee kept shouting at them and started N!gnogging abuses at them. I used to involuntarily shout out the dehatiest gaali of them all in my room so loudly that the entire mohalla used to hear it. I made it seem like I was ready to muddle their name down the drain.
brootal yaar
my maa-baap just pimped me out to work after graduation, because we are too gawreeb and have no money for preparationmaxxing.
Ab apun warikoomaxxing karke mahine ki 8000 ki SIP chala raha hai taki phuture mein pension na hone ke karan bheekh na mangni pade.
Dc2y8n
No.4719
>>4718
Not just that, they keep pestering and taunting me about how sharma ji ke bete ki sarkari naukari lag gayi. Kuch sharam kar.
BLAAAAADYYY SHARMA JI KA BETA APNE MAA-BAAP KI KAMAI PE SAAL TAK COACHING LEKE PREPARE KIA> NAUKARI NAHI!!!
Dc2y8n
No.4720
>>4719
3 SAAL TAK
JryhPc
No.4721
>>4720
damn yaar, if that is the case, you should go the library route.
are you done with your foundation course ie coaching phase? are you doing everythang onliine?
Do you have those library thingies near your place that peeps of bankwa or ssc use?
Dc2y8n
No.4722
>>4721
No yaar. I havent even started yet.
Like i said, my maa-baap just pushed me into working. I was saying they taunt and humiliate me by comparing me to kids of the relatives who had 3 years to prepare full time. They expect me to crack some exam magically while I'm wagecelling for most part of the day.
15hJcG
No.4777
Yui pyaare. Valentine kaisa gaya?
hzceJJ
No.4780
Yui bhai gura ke sath toh nahi bhag gaya phir se?
Wvy3TO
No.4781
>>4675(OP)
How's the bankwa life yui anan. Is it as bad as they tell us about the work culture or is it a little better?
n1LXK4
No.4786
>>4700
>we wuzz all gonna make it yaar
Yuh huh sirs, I will make it too following your eggjamble baady
Gj7XAK
No.4794
yuianaanwaa apney bhachcel bhailogon ko bhul gaya
Ab joining ho gayi aur apni pyaari peon ko 24 ghante plap plap plap kar raha hai
brootal...
n1LXK4
No.4812
>>4794
BROOTAL, even if i become a baboon I promise all my bhach rape victims and my bhach bhailog i won't forget you all. Apun will remember you all. Specially dayoos and yui pyara.
n1LXK4
No.4813
>>4780
>Yui bhai gura ke sath toh nahi bhag gaya phir se?
Aisa mat bolo yaar, wdym yui seggso karke gura ki shark pussy me uske eggso fertilize karela hai puri raat. He will never cuck all shrimps like this.
>>4675(OP)
Hello anonwa, I know jaab is raping you and other stuff blaady. Regardless my stoody is now going stable. I hope you see this and I hope all the new stress won't get to you. Once you get the first month salary, life jhingalala. Stay strong broj.
T. राड ब्राह्मण आर्यनामस
JryhPc
No.4832
ananma bros, I am deeply sorry. I wuzz getting my ass raped gathering all those documents. The better part of this month will be spent doing that. maybe even next month, idk bros.
Everyday would be laike me going out and getting my ass raped by baboons. me returning homewa and being active on my bankwa's bhatsapp group.
At first they seemed kinda smart but the more I talk to these faggits, the more I miss this place.
These are utter moronic normies. Within a few days of taime they have given up on their instincts the momint the baniya elites threw sum jaab at them.
now they are back at their normie prablems
>I need a randeee to cuck me in the court
>I need home posting
>I need alisha IAS babu jaab
>I need to crack insuarance eggjams
>I need to cracku RBI/NABARD chaprasi eggjams
Laike bladeee hell naw they have started with the rotta totamaxxing flexes all of a sudden.
>reee I scored this and that
>i did nyo stoody
bladeee these chamars should be exterminated
JryhPc
No.4833
>>4722
ananwa, if you want to go the exam route and since you are poor, let me suggest you the telegram groups. Just go on TG and lurk for a few days and you will come across certain groups with indexed paid classes of almost all teachers for free. Except the banking awareness I thimk.
The static bankwa awareness they have, is outdated.
You should try the affairscloud yt for that part.
Go the library route yaar.
The stoody from home is from fags who have a room to themselves. Yes I had my parents sabotaging me but you have more prablems than I had faced which is why just go directly to the library after jaab to stoody.
experiment yourself ad you will find a better way. always trust your brain even if it rapes you in the short term.
JryhPc
No.4834
>>4777
>Valentine kaisa gaya
idk ananwa, my laife hasn't changed as of now. it will remain the same until they jain me and give me rupiyah paise which will take a few months.
Even in the training phase, they will provide sum food and accomodation but for the rest I would have to spend my baap's paise so I wouldn't be able to make the most out of it.
14th was just laike any other day. i had nyo idea what date it was.
yShjw8
No.4835
JryhPc
No.4836
JryhPc
No.4837
>>4835
ananma, how are you? bolo bolo? law bujiness k barein mein detailed updates do yaar
n1LXK4
No.4838
>>4836
>soda soda, we wuzz all gonna maek it
Once I make it apun unironically will be sure to donate it. BLAAADY dayoos actually implement a convenient way to pay too without getting dox or other shiet, pleaaase. Arigatooo.
n1LXK4
No.4839
>>4832
I knew it kekekek
n1LXK4
No.4841
>>4840
Isn't it retarded when everyone is like blaady I did this and did that, and join mah whatsapp group and shiet. Like who cares. Also hope you are in power and able to hang in their. You will get the nicewa DA + HRA and shiet, which is very kino.
JryhPc
No.4842
>>4841
ananma, I am in a dilemma. A dilemma that has washed away a month of my taime.
I an only eligible for rrb po and sbi po.
I do not want to remain terminally in the dehat now that I already have a jaab.
So I am left with SBI PO.
SBI has laike 12k more cash money than others but everyone is saying that they have worse working hours.
Sbi will be the last bankwa to be privatized and since it has a lot of departments than other bankwas, maybe if luck favours me and not the nepo babies I can venture into them idk.
It is yampassible to say from the outside.
Naw I am raping my mainde trying to thimk whether I should stoody for it or just let it be.
also weren't you supposed to be taking a bamanchan hiatus for stoodying? bladeee what are you doing here?
JryhPc
No.4843
>>4842
now over the years that 12k difference will increase as I can guess but they will rape more hours of my laife.
So as always I will post and seethe about it over here till I figure out which card to play. Yeah, you bros are the bhest!!!
n1LXK4
No.4844
>>4842
>ananma, I am in a dilemma. A dilemma that has washed away a month of my taime.
Bolo Bolo, mujhe bolo.
>I an only eligible for rrb po and sbi po.
Hm, souka.
>I do not want to remain terminally in the dehat now that I already have a jaab.
Naruhodo, Naruhodo
>So I am left with SBI PO.
>SBI has laike 12k more cash money than others but everyone is saying that they have worse working hours.
Souka.
>Sbi will be the last bankwa to be privatized and since it has a lot of departments than other bankwas, maybe if luck favours me and not the nepo babies I can venture into them idk.
It doesn't hurt to explore all possible options tbh. As you are aware I will turn 30 this year, so i too am left with only two real options in my own way, as a non commerce fag, that is UPSE and CGL. I will be trying my hand on both oppai and grab the one that i can.
>It is yampassible to say from the outside.
>Naw I am raping my mainde trying to thimk whether I should stoody for it or just let it be.
It's a little tough to make it instantly. In the end it boils down to, "will i be happy 5 years from now with extra 10 K or will I be happy with less bad hours".
>also weren't you supposed to be taking a bamanchan hiatus for stoodying?
Oops, pakda gaya, gomen. I missed talking to you and dayoos and since i have cut myself off from all irl friends (yaar they are too invasive and keep asking me to join their Dhandos or run their school and shiet, good friends but may bada anti social baman hu, I want to do sanyas and other shiet)
>bladeee what are you doing here?
Consider picrel crow anonwa kekek. I was gone for week(s) but after I talk to you a little bit more I might vanish again blaady. When I come in the zone I forget about anything besides stoody and shiet.
n1LXK4
No.4845
>>4843
>now over the years that 12k difference will increase as I can guess but they will rape more hours of my laife.
The best way to decide it is, divide the money you will make based on hours. For instance see how many days a week you have to work, or how many days a month. Calculate the total number of work days based on each day work hours and then calculate pay per hour for both jobs.
You easily know rape for buck rate. In the end of is about if we are making enough money, or if we are getting enough in return for what we are all giving them.
We are not the money we make yui, neither we all are our post, are organic bio mass and ridiculous shit posting chaos with hunger for happiness that has to needlessly pretend all this matters. Money is just means, happiness is the goal.
>So as always I will post and seethe about it over here till I figure out which card to play. Yeah, you bros are the bhest!!!
Always yaara always
gdHNfW
No.4846
>>4842
>i an only eligible for rrb po and sbi po.
>didn't get 60% in kalej
yrr heendu. And you ask for ending reservations
n1LXK4
No.4847
>>4846
No, I am asking to take away rejebhation, he is asking to give him rejebhation, we are two very different kind of right wingers kek.
gdHNfW
No.4848
>>4847
Duality of bhach, kek
n1LXK4
No.4849
>>4848
That is correct sirs, he doesn't want to be raped by this society and I want to rape society. The bhach is all about duality, dwait vedanta if you will kekekek.
O5W17u
No.4850
>>4832
Long time no see. Kaise ho yuipyaare? Bank me kitni pyaariyan mili? Bolo bolo?
O5W17u
No.4851
>>4832
>>I need home posting
>>I need alisha IAS babu jaab
>>I need to crack insuarance eggjams
>>I need to cracku RBI/NABARD chaprasi eggjams
Brootal yaar
Itna lalach kyu karte hai log?
O5W17u
No.4853
>>4837
Bar council elections are almost here yaara. Just attending free ki party-sharties of every candidate to eat yum-yums every other evening 
DiWm5f
No.4854
>>4851
Then we wonder why these fags are corrupt kekekek
DiWm5f
No.4855
yShjw8
No.4857
Now, I will go missing again as in to not do shiet like disappoint yuipyara. You all take care yaaro pyaro, and contriboot in geeta posting and the geeta reference adt, keku keku.
JryhPc
No.4858
>>4845
I have decided to skip it yaar. I need taime to work out and sheiz and other thangs. Examcelling will rape my mainde further.
Tho there are promoshunal eggjams that I have to give my whole laife, let's see.
JryhPc
No.4859
>>4853
>Just attending free ki party-sharties of every candidate to eat yum-yums every other evening
Ehhhhhhh!!!!!! akele akele? Apun ko nai bulaya?
JryhPc
No.4860
>>4857
good luck ananma
JryhPc
No.4861
Bros, I thimk that sum gwareebs has given me sum blaaadeee virus. I went to a blaaaaadeeee gormint horsepital to talk to a bladeee agent to enquire about a certain thang that I need with ease.
Bladeee behenkelode, none of my bros or even my baap helped me with anythang, they bladeeeee used my win to dab on their frens. But when it came to the real sheiz, they just abandoned it all.
Anyways, the agentba wuzzz at the ENT thang in the gormint horsepetal and bladeee the entire floor was filled with gwareeb people (mostly muzzkikes and dalitoids).
Bladeee they wuzz there with their infected body and gave me sumthang.
I do nat have fever, I did have fever for a day or 2 but that is all gone naw.
What I bladeee do have is a constant coughing.
laike hell , i keep coughing a dry cough naw.
I went to the local store and naw after the neuj of the jaab this fag who used to treat me with disgrace is suddenly treating me with respect like bladeeeeeeeee.
Anyhow he gave me sum antibiotics and a cough syrup and bladee it would have been over in 3 days but I just had to smoke a pack daily while taking the medications.
Naw I have stopped smoking. I am nat gonna go to a daacsaab, in fact I might just go to another dispensary and get another batch of those meds from sum bhaiya and solve it myself, yeah!!
3mvHUY
No.4868
>>4861
Sarkari hospitals in lundia are lowest of the low. You go there with one illness and come back with 10 more.
3mvHUY
No.4870
>>4855
kek
JryhPc
No.4877
>>4868
soda, blaaaaadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I thought I wuzz gonna be dead. Bladee gwareebs I tell you. They have nyo brain, peko.
Laike they wuzz literally seeing people skipping lines by paying a measely 20 or 50 rupee hafta to the group d staff but nyooooo they just stood there without making a fuss or bribing their way in.
The absolute state
E6CnCx
No.4878
>>4861
DO NOT make a visit to ANY DOCTOR of ANY KIND as of now. these fucking n!ggers will find some way to rape you using medical reasons. use GayPT or Clauda to solve your medical issue, but DO NOT MAKE A VISIT TO A DOCTOR, GORMINT OR PRIVATE.
JryhPc
No.4883
>>4878
nyo yaar you need daacsaabs for certain thangs. If you have gormint babu insurance, what I thimk is that you should spend paise to visit various OPDs. Even OPDs give discounted rates for that insurance that bladee gormint babus don't know about. Then gamble on one daacsaabs.
these are for serious thangs.
For normal thangs depending upon trustworthy dukaans and nurses would be better along with independent research. Those trustworthy people will only come after you had to painfully experiment with daacsaabs and sheiz.
For gwareeebs, just basically pay an agent and they will help you cut through those lines in gormint horsepetals for a few hundreds to thousands depending upon what you need.
JryhPc
No.4900
>>4891
ugghhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guralwayernon, I tell you bladeeeeeee I went to my alotted bankwa and it seems laike there are nyo way they wuzz gonna post me in dehradun laike bladeeee.
The affise was run down an sheiz and they bladeee had peons and what not drunk at the middle of the day with only one randeee clerk doing all the jaab. the bladeeee buddhau clerks at cash an sheiz wuzz just sitting idly.
Is this what my laife is gonna be ?
Sum part of me wants to stoody for sbi po on the off chance that they give me posting near this pyaari's house. Maybe all the mootkivision i need is to do solid research and fainde out what bankwa branches are prevelant near this pyaari's house.
Uggho!!!
Laike da hell, i should have sat for that low chamar paying nainital bankwa's PO eggjam. They are owned by the state and might be privatised but it would have been worth it lekin nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Will my entire laife be spent around uggo whores and buddhaus and drunk peons doing nathing till 9PM every bladeee day? Am I raped to a pointless existence laike this with nyo return? I blaadeee am nat eligible for any other eggjam.
This neet laife I had, all it needed was 20kpm for my kharcha pani but my vamily ruined it for me bros. They raped my Totli yeilding dreams that I had ever since I was a nanha sa child.
I want to spend my days with her where she doesn't grow up any more and every morning I would wake up trying to decipher what she is trying to say in her Totli voicepack.
Uggggghoooooooo!
JryhPc
No.4901
>>4900
>I want to spend my days with her where she doesn't grow up any more and every morning I would wake up trying to decipher what she is trying to say in her Totli voicepack
JryhPc
No.4902
>>4891
Also Totli bros, are we baccc? Did fagayush finally get the israeli dildo out his ass, bringing us back from the shadows? bolo bolo ?
bahut dino baad shanti feel horella. as if I was barred from peeing and finally peed my heart out or sumthang, yeah!!
+vHfvk
No.4905
>>4902
>bahut dino baad shanti feel horella. as if I was barred from peeing and finally peed my heart out or sumthang, yeah!!
Did you waste your college life, what were you doing in kalej
FAWfdS
No.4906
>>4900
>The affise was run down an sheiz and they bladeee had peons and what not drunk at the middle of the day with only one randeee clerk doing all the jaab. the bladeeee buddhau clerks at cash an sheiz wuzz just sitting idly.
brootal yaar 
>Laike da hell, i should have sat for that low chamar paying nainital bankwa's PO eggjam.
yaaaaar the kino pahadi view and environment would have made it worth it even with a slightly lower salary imo.
>Will my entire laife be spent around uggo whores and buddhaus and drunk peons doing nathing till 9PM every bladeee day? Am I raped to a pointless existence laike this with nyo return? I blaadeee am nat eligible for any other eggjam.
Yaaar hope for the best. Bankwa employees get transferred frequently. Maybe you might end up somewhere in pahaads one day 
>I want to spend my days with her where she doesn't grow up any more and every morning I would wake up trying to decipher what she is trying to say in her Totli voicepack.
kekk
FAWfdS
No.4907
>>4901
FAWfdS
No.4908
>>4902
Dayuss is rarely using the site these days yaar. He said he is not moderating the site himself. The job is done by the modpyaaras now I think while dayuss is busy with his personal laife. He has given more free hand to the users but illegal posts are still banned for very obvious reasons.
FAWfdS
No.4909
>>4902
>bahut dino baad shanti feel horella. as if I was barred from peeing and finally peed my heart out or sumthang, yeah!!
amazing poetry yaar rona aagya...
yShjw8
No.4913
>>4900
Bamanchan Mascot contender but wait, we all don't know if she is worthy of the title. We shall watch her career with great interest.
rKjRr9
No.4916
yShjw8
No.4917
>>4916
When is pahadi pyari coming up
rKjRr9
No.4918
>>4917
when I get motivation
btw my DIY bhangi stylus 3.0 is almost complete
y'all discuss her character idead till then
n1LXK4
No.4919
>>4858
>Also Totli bros, are we baccc?
I hope Totli posting continyoos.
>>4858
Good for you yui ananma, enjoy the new money and get good food, nice bed, and some good nice shoes as well maybe. And do share what you get with new moneymaxxing.
>>4860
Sankyoo, abhi to apun mast reasoning khatam karela hai, ab apun jake english repeat aur rinse karega.
n1LXK4
No.4920
>>4918
Naruhodo, sankyoo for hard work art anon.
n1LXK4
No.4921
Ab apun chala fir se sanyasmaxx karne.
6Itzzz
No.4931
>>4922
damn you anons
you all are making me fall for this totli too
AAAAAA
but pyaaris w/ jaggus is cute
6Itzzz
No.4932
JryhPc
No.4937
>>4913
nyooooo, she can't simply grow old and jain kallej. We must stop her from being polluted.
They cannot touch her
JryhPc
No.4939
>>4922
>Blaady jaggu you wooed our totli
Nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bladeee Ramsevak-Jaggu.
That fag larped as us. he was the bladee personification (or sum sheit) of us bamanchanners.
I used to dream as the Jaggu sex doll that she hugs to sleep at naite.
naw you tell me that Ramsevak was alive and a faggit normie?
How can she do this to me? bolo bolo?
I will inspect her vajayjay with my lingam. Doesn't the new CrPc like BNSS or somethang have sum provisions for that?
JryhPc
No.4940
>>4932
it's okay yaar. No need to rush it. But when you do make it, it needs to be 200 times better than pyari Geeta, yeah!!!!!
n1LXK4
No.4941
>>4938
>keep stoodying ananmas. Taimes are gonna get tuff, you must go on
Understood sirs. Bole toh I will do my best this year. Even if i fail I want be able to say I gave it my all the way you did. Thank you for inspiring me yaar yui. You are a real one.
n1LXK4
No.4942
>>4940
This.
n1LXK4
No.4944
n1LXK4
No.4945
>>4943
Yaar yui you need to make an anime edit with my favorite song tu pyaar ka sagar hai and shiet. I will give you big arigato. Here is me having to do blaady math after many years, not cunny but I am doing my best. 
n1LXK4
No.4946
>>4945
Now I go back to stoodymax, like Yui yaara said
<keep stoodying ananmas.
<Taimes are gonna get tuff, you must go on
JryhPc
No.4947
>>4941
yaar I was talking to my bladeee baap about arranging my docs in order when it hit me
>ananwa will they give you a steady paycheck na?
bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, it is a nashunalised bankwa. Then it hit me. This fag was trying to peg me down a step and rape my confidence.
The entire world has been doing it my entire laife specially during the last few bladee months.
STop thimking about the negatives cause this entire world already rapes you with that figure. You thimking positivo will balance it out. If it comes to that, you will adapt.
laike if all bankwas and the endian ecomommy fails raping my jaab, I shall adapt then. Now there are immediate steps to be taken to build a wall around my ass to blockade the bladee rapes. And so we shall build or some sheiz
n1LXK4
No.4948
>>4947
>You thimking positivo will balance it out. If it comes to that, you will adapt.
Real and based
n1LXK4
No.4949
>>4947
>I shall adapt then. Now there are immediate steps to be taken to build a wall around my ass to blockade the bladee rapes. And so we shall build or some sheiz
Ascend Yui ascend. 
JryhPc
No.4951
>>4945
I will try ananwa, maybe next week or when it seems to be of the right fit for the edit
OEE7hE
No.4952
>>4943
Did bro start liking a little mature women now, i thought this niger was pedo
JryhPc
No.4954
>>4950
>cunny by side
>qt young waife diligently playing the plywood gwareeb piano to keep herojeet habby
trooly kino yaar. they don't make thangs like they ujed to anymore
EYVdr3
No.4958
>>4939
Ramsewak is doing blaady illegal acts of alienation of affection of our pyaari from us. Faansi ki saza honi chahiye 
JryhPc
No.4986
>>4981
kekkkkkkkkk!!!!!!! she makes up elaborately stoopid but cute stories
JryhPc
No.4987
>>4983
ano, more than 8 mb wala bideo doesn't play owar TOR. She doesn't look like OG totli
JryhPc
No.4988
>>4984
blaaadeeee behenkelode get out of my designated shitting thread
JryhPc
No.4990
>>4989
ok she is qt yaar but can't beat OG TOTLI, yeah.. I will never get the bladeee obsession of heeeeenduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu baaps in wasting the potential of their dautars by turning them into mards by memecelling. Laike nyo, marriage them to us but nyoooooooooo
moar of her ananwa. we need moar
JryhPc
No.4991
8e6OAp
No.4992
>>4990
>moar of her ananwa. we need moar
this is probably the only video of her on the net yaar, this guy on instagram interviews random students in kota
Captcha : LGbT
8e6OAp
No.4993
>>4991
wdym
JryhPc
No.4994
>>4993
sorry, I get them confused. Marwadis (not jains) usually worship surya a lot and she is gori so maybe a marwadi yum yum
x6ZPYG
No.4995
>>4994
yaar yuianan, my maa and baap constantly try to rape my career and self confidence by making me do a bunch of chores and telling me that i will amount to nothing. blaady i know I slack off sometimes but I'm slowly trying to build diskipline, i can't become an army general overnight. they are always so rude to me and absolutely rape my mood and i can't stoody anymore.
but today was different, today morning i was on edge, it was for a few days now but today was exceptionally high, i had a fight with my mother and she started crying. i tried to say sorry and comfort her, but then blaady she turned it into an opportunity to lecture me, the entire day i was feeling so guilty and sad, i couldn't study the whole day. i slept a lot too because i was really depressed and sad.
i studied a little bit from the evening, now it is midnight, I'm still sleepy and depressed, even though she is talking to me normally, i can't stop feeling guilty. i am in a tier 3 shitty kalej, so i feel exceptionally guilty.
how do you deal with these sorts of matters yaar ? on one hand she is trying to rape my confidence and career, on the other hand if i make her cry i fell like wanting to kill myself. blaady i am so tired of living with these people.
gdHNfW
No.4997
>>4995
>emotional manipulation
nta but that just sounds like your average indian parent. maybe lay off on caring so much about what they say?
eDVzPH
No.5004
>>4675(OP)
Yui anan , how much percentile overall did you use to get while giving mocks from different platforms .
JryhPc
No.5010
>>4995
yaar this has been my laife story for its entirety. The larp as humans but they are mostly retarded subhumanoid animals.
They are constantly gonna shit test you using these techniques. And the worst part is, at least when a randi shit tests you, you get to rape her seggsually but here there is nyo bladeee sexxs, only bladeee getting raped by your parents with nyo lube for your asshole area.
bladeee this has been the recurring theme of almost all my threads.
There are nyo salushions to these not until you start earning.
Just before you succeed, these normies shall smell it and their rape forces will be at their peak and when you do get a jaab, they will instantly change their model and gaslight you and shame you for reminiscing on those rapes.
They still are raping me every bladeee day without helping me cause the cash still hasn't entered my bankwa account bladeeee.
The way you can deal with it somewhat is by becoming unashamed of your actions. even the taime spent doing nuffing and leisure must not become a source of shame for your heart.
Fuck that!!!
And rape them back brutally. Brutally rape them back (verbally) with nyo bars hold or sumsheiz.
They will back off temporarily.
Rinse and repeat, nyo 2 ways about it.
JryhPc
No.5011
>>5004
I had around 95+ in angrezi always.
In reasoning and quants I had around 80 percentile.
Overall it would be 80 to 90 percentile.
Depends yaar, in bad days it would drop significantly. At first these would be at 60 to 70 overall maybe I guess.
JryhPc
No.5016
I blady hate normoids.
Every bladeee taime I open bhatsapp I find these randis, the hags dancing and smiling while playing holi in richgfaggy areas.
Everytaime I open bhatsapp, I bladeee seee normoid n!gger men making a soyface or worse, smiling.
Bladeee why do these faggits smile in photus? Why do they show acts of submission in photus?
Why the bladeee hell are these faggits habby when bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the state of the world is gonna rape the ecomommy and rape the jaabs.
Hell even I might get raped in probation if thangs go real bad.
Bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee how can they bladeee have fun?
Bladeeeeeee why aren't the constantly on their toes, always on survival mode?
Bladeee I met this faggy nanhajeet who got the same bankwa as me and he wuzz talking about poverty an sheiz in his vamily naw I bladeee see him having fun with uggo rands. he was uggo himself and those randis wouldn't let him rape them but still he is having fun spending cash money.
I go talk to my myeam and she talks about on distant relative of maine, a whore that was a looker and used to sleep around an stuff. that whore did several marriages and did icky stuff. Apparently that whore was walking in a park in a dehat and was raped by 3 dehatis.
Anyways that whore was beaten to death in her old age by her stepsons for doing randi thangs with their imouto (she got her killed).
My maternal uncle went to find out about it and all that castrated jeet did was bladee return back to tell the story.
What in the bladee hell did I hear bladee?
There is nyo structure nathin in this earth. everyone just does what they want laike low impulse retards and then larp as if everyone has bhaichara when in reality nyo bhaichara exists.
Everyone is equally castrated and there are nyo rules to this pajeetlandopia.
Laike what da hell bladeee?
yV0haE
No.5017
>>5016
>My maternal uncle went to find out about it and all that castrated jeet did was bladee return back to tell the story.
he wasn't castrated, he was smart. why fight a bunch of strangers and risk your life for a foid that isn't even alive to give you sexxo, or isn't even directly related to you.
blaady i am tired of caring about everyone else, if my didi's son is killed or accused in something the best i will do is send them a good lawyer, won't even pay him blaady, that randi won't help me fuck her fraands or even help me if i got into financial trouble.
this world has raped me far too much for me to care anymore. all i care about is myself and mera chhota sa peepee, i want food, bikes and videogames and he wants tits and ass. that's it. fuck everythang else.
oVPYgE
No.5020
>>4675(OP)
yui anan , how did you explain the gap years you had after graduation to the interview taking boomers , i have a gap of like 5-6 years , will they rape me too ? how did you handle all that ?
JryhPc
No.5037
>>5020
I didn't. I raped up at the very begining of my interview and they forgor about it (wouldn't recommend).
I actually didn't have the taime to prepare a lie so I decided to wing it and just say what's what but there are people who craft an illness to justify it or an illness of their parents to justify it.
They do pass cause they had practiced the lie enough taimes.
One guy I knew lied about having cancer. Now that fag is employed.
the thang is, what you do or do not tell in the interview, they have in nyo way of affecting your career. What matters is that you not getting caught.
also nyo one will help you in crafting your lie. No teacher, nyo one. Even my bladeee baaap tried to help me 5 days before the interview when it was too late.
You need to do it ahead of taime.
But honestly if you have more chances (of exam cycle) skip the lying for your first interview cause there are bladee productiove thangs you can spend your taime working on. Laike banking awareness and CA before the interview. For the next oneyou shall have ample taime to craft a lie.Do nat listen to me 100%, do what your brain tells you to
JryhPc
No.5038
>>5017
yaaaar, I want this. I want to go bacc to my earlier state of mainde where I only cared about myself and nyo one else.
Naw bladeee I keep owarthimkin about bladeeee everyone around me.
laike my baap and my myeam and my bros and their whorish randeeee waives.
Why do I care about them all, bros?
I wasn't supposed to be laike this bladeee.
How did they rape me sentimentally?
Without any baggage, I can thimk and make decisions in an un-castrated manner but naw, why do i feel laike this gobaarjeetopia has a hold of my balls?
Why bladeee why?
7Bs4S+
No.5039
>>5038
responsibilities anon
just disillusionmaxx yourself
once you stop giving a fuck and become shameless everyone against you gets automatically repu'd
JryhPc
No.5040
The Peripheral Vision Conundrum
Bros, for eternity, I have been told that what I see using my [eripheral vision are just made up fantasies.
That those randis giving me the "rape me hither" look, or those ugo moids giving me the "Chop this guy's head" look are all in my head.
Bladeee as if in real laife nyo one gives out those looks and my observations are fake and gay.
So I went to the bankwa the other day to get my account sorted. This was just a local branch. The staff knew that I had cleared the exam and was awaiting my joining date.They always let me in to sit by their side in the staff's workplace.But all those taimes, the manager was absent from the scene.
This taime, this whore was present.
I was trying to blow it off by sitting in the customer's gwareeb sided seats but they insisted.
the manager's room was full of customers and she looked busy which is why I didn't introduced myself to that whore.
Ten minutes in and I could see using my peripheral vision that this randi sitting in her affise 15 metres from my chair was staring at me and she had an angry vibe. A vibe depicting
>why did this bhadwa not ask my permission first bladee?
Anyways the clerical staff decided to introduce me to her after my work was almost done from their end.
We talked and then when it was just us two in the room when she started in a passive agressive tone
>ananwa, regarding postingwa
(I hadn't even asked her about it but she chose the topic herself)
>yeah you need to be more extroverted an sheiz
>you are a man and a man can never afford to be introverted
>anytaime you go to some place always approach people even union peeps that way you build connections and don't end up laike me with nyo political connections
>let's say for ex, you came in and sat in this side of the staff's workplace, you should have introduced yourself to me
Yeah b;ladeeeeeeeeee, all those lies only to be proven wrong. My peripheral vision was always telli9ng the bladeee truth even when my own called me a bladeee schizo.
JryhPc
No.5041
>>5039
lekin ananwa, i just learnt that the medical benefits bankwa peeps get are only applicable to gwareeb dependents. So my myeam and baap wouldn't benefit from my jaab's medical. I really wanted to take her in multiple horsepetals and fix thangs for good and I wanted to do them independently.
Now it seems laike that I will hav to coordinate with my bhadwa bros and act nice to them and pander to them my entire laife cause theyt have better coverage for my myeam.
>ananwa why nat take a separate laifuuu insuarance for your myeam?
bladeeeeeee that would cause yet another conundrum in a gwareeb class vamily laike maine.
Bladeee I can only imagine the poo flinginnngary if I go and do that.
The sane thang would be to coordinate thangs but it will hardly habben in this vamily.
My baap, oh that pajeet would get free medical cause of being an affsar too but that pajeet didn't fix that thang of his during retirementg when he knew peeps and now he blaaadeee will have to face humiliation if he wants to do it himself.
Pure retardation.
Nyo coordination habbens in pajeetoid vamilies.
You are right, maybe I should just thimk of myself laike normies cause this poopland can be harmful for us who thimks large scale so the only survival mechanis would be to adopt the chappripilled individualism and forget aboyut anyone else bvut me.
Even in case of my myeam and baap, thangs that I cannot cantrol should just be treated as non-existing.
There is nyo paint thimking about it. Themku ananwa
Note: vid rel is when I met my waife
JryhPc
No.5042
>>5041
dammit bros, I will try to type without much typos. It can be quite daunting for me to write straight when I am bladee angry, but I will endure or some sheiz. Hope you bros have a good day
7Bs4S+
No.5043
gdHNfW
No.5044
NZB5E5
No.5048
totlivlogs literally feel slice of life animu
(wish i had a way to edit the annoying bros voice out with something better)
7Bs4S+
No.5049
>>5048
yaar anons she is literally an apsara who descended on earth by mistake
JryhPc
No.5050
JryhPc
No.5051
>>5048
@00:04 You can she her trying to memorize her lines kekkkkkk
>BATTAR-FLAAI
That annoying bhadwa bhai needs to shuttup bladeee, I open her bideos to listen to her but this faggit always seems to voicebump the bladee audio
7Bs4S+
No.5052
but you need to get the bhadwa bhai's aprooval to for shaadi byah
7Bs4S+
No.5055
>>5053
i'm geetaanon bladee
JryhPc
No.5056
JryhPc
No.5057
>>5055
nyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you need to make qti qti drawing of her for me. What the bladee hell are you doing wasting taime here when you could be drawing my pyaari in various forms for me for free? How is this just?
JryhPc
No.5058
>>5054
7Bs4S+
No.5060
>>5059
it's natural for multiple males to compete for females
too bad i'm more interested in 2Dpds with totli as slight exception
JryhPc
No.5061
>>5060
It's okay yaar, we shall make identical copies of TOTLI for marriage purposes. Mugiji fund karo instead of bladee funding shravam, GAY-I
