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painless suicide methods
esIEZZ
No.116063
How to unalive myself without having to endure excruciating discomfort? where can I arrange nitrogen container and breathing face mask ?
AXjyYD
No.116065
>>116063(OP)
india should bring sanctioned suicide soon
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h7Iksc
No.116066
>>116063(OP)
Don't do it anon
Every single method has pain
Life too has pain, but afterlife will be even more painful.
It's the nasty preta and local bhoota inciting you to join them.
Don't fall for their tricks.
🧿 🖤 🍋🌶️🌶️🌶️ ✋🪵
VAmxGF
No.116067
>>116063(OP)
Painful death is painless death anon infront of almighty.
xfE2Ma
No.116069
KjSEu4
No.116070
Cynide
nHi+yh
No.116071
>>116066
Anon can be a bihari too lodu. Attentionwhoring karna band karde
5JEzeY
No.116072
>>116063(OP)
roz general dabbba mai travel kar one dehati place to another
KjSEu4
No.116075
btw can someone give me link to that chan specifically made for suicidecels
JyHriX
No.116082
>>116063(OP)
angethi jalao bandh kamre m, you can also drink yourself to black to fall asleep easily
esIEZZ
No.116089
>>>>116066
I am hopelessly incompetent. Haven't had a single job in my entire 25 years of miserable existence. My peers outcompete me everytime in every field. Even the one more duffer than me got jobs/internship just when they were 20/21. With great difficulty I cleared a recent supreme court exam. next stage is typing. started taking typing class, had a crash out today in class when I saw another girl (giving same exam) typing at 50wpm(in just 50 days), quit it today in fit of rage realising my fucking incompetence. exam is on 4th june.
My ADHD, OCD are just another story. can't take it anymore
AXjyYD
No.116091
esIEZZ
No.116093
>>116070
where shall I arrange it from ? without getting caught by responsible authorities
UG7J36
No.116097
>>116063(OP)
Marne wale ko marna hota to wo pain ka sochta hi nahi
esIEZZ
No.116098
>>116071
idhar mat maa chudwa apni bhosdike
AXjyYD
No.116099
>>116063(OP)
btw od is the best way to go. fent or heroin od is a very peaceful death. on par with nitrogen or helium hufffing
JyHriX
No.116104
https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/
consider this website aswell, a treasure trove of information regarding this topic
nHi+yh
No.116109
>>116098
Chal ab gutter saaf kar galecch bimaru warna terí maa ka sariya kar dunga
JmrZBi
No.116118
>>116089
I'm suffering from the same i made a big mistake ditching a good paying job for some memeexam(GATE) and wasted approx 2 years for nothing since graduation and after seeing my lowIQ peers with gazillion LPA jab and are making linkedin post about efficient way of jab hopping techniques while I rot away in boredom,regret and inactions each passing day I'm getting aggressive thoughts I'm getting frustrated by people around me finding my presence disgusting and uncomfortable.sometimes I'm straight up ignored(online or offline) I lost most of my old friends and I see people younger than me with more accomplishments which add on my frustration and hatred.
3JIhcw
No.116120
>>116063(OP)
have you ever considered gangs of wasseypur maxxing? I assume you're bihari. Start stealing steel, iron from electric poles, bus tires, steering wheels, trains, etc then find some elite craftsmen, manufacturing kattas, bombs, weapons and sell them to local gangs, naxals or cuckmiris
unironically know a guy who did this
esIEZZ
No.116122
>>116120
bhai nhi hoon bihari main. I could have pursued what you are saying had I been a faustian spirited dehati unfortunately my parents left the village and now I am an urban rootless timid faggot
esIEZZ
No.116126
>>116106
me normie, explain it
5NfMh+
No.116127
>>116126
Abe chamar eat the apple seeds agar gaand mai dum hai to, idhar attention whore karne tere jaise underage bhangis roz aate hai. Chal nikal idhar se.
esIEZZ
No.116143
>>116069
my mom send these anon fren but this doesn't help
evXNWV
No.116147
>>116063(OP)
may I ask you what went wrong?
26HFZK
No.116181
>>116089
I too gave jca exam, got 106 marks , tumhe kitne mile anon,
Meri typing bhi bekaar hai , just barely 37 wpm as of now, only 12 days left to get it to atleast 45 wpm
Also I am on same boat, did job after passing b.tech in 2020 for 4 years
Got depressed as coding was not something I was capable of doing, left the job to prepare for govt meme exams but don't know if I can clear any one of them with such high competition (26 yrs old now)
No gf ever, no mastikhori, did only padhai and still ended up being absolute failure, will commit sudoku when parents die
esIEZZ
No.116194
>>116147
i am hopelessly inept. Fucking captcha glitch, has been trying to reply to u for 10 minutes
esIEZZ
No.116197
>>116181
same score
26HFZK
No.116200
>>116185
Try preparing for sbi clerk from a state where cutoff is low, along with it keep looking at CGL as well you might clear them,
r5nyYU
No.116231
>>116063(OP)
Tasting Cyanide in absolute Isolation is the best way. For the sake of making it convenient, one can let ambulance know about it, and remove any means for them to find out who your said parents are.(Destroy your Adhar, Pan, etc etc)
The Ambulance will take out your body so who ever's PG, hostel you were living at will not have to deal with your body. Everything else being said try to make sure it is not known you have left the world for good, you owe your parents that much, they don't need to deal with that kind of bullshit in such an age.
r5nyYU
No.116235
>>116071
Yaar anon, how many years of Inbreeding made you this retarded? Someone is talking about the various methods of escape, like it is nine inch nails, and you are worried about the Biharis who made your maa orgasm for the first time in her life. Stop it, don't be a retard.
r5nyYU
No.116240
>>116069
Based, Vasu knew what was up.
esIEZZ
No.116241
>>116231
where to get the substance in question other than apple seeds
atea6o
No.116256
>>116063(OP)
somehow there is always one such thread in every iteration of InCh, or in every few months
anyways, my advice will be same: if you going out, go out with a bang, fuck some whores, do some needful, pointblank any politician, go school shooting idk
and no, no truly painless method exists
esIEZZ
No.116268
>>116072
ye bhi karta hoon bandhu. It has only increased my tolerance, how a body develops resistance against virus when injected with weakened pathogens (vaccines)
r5nyYU
No.116272
>>116256
Yaar this is so real, Atleast if I knew I was dieing by ending it all, mai tho bilkul turant jake Swara Bhaskar backshots deke aur Mamta Banerjee ko zinda skin karke fir jata duniya se. Fuck it all, the amount of money i ould have stolen from all of the credit card wali randi ke ghar se, will make sure none of them take that job again in future.
3VYCtB
No.116282
>>116063(OP)
Dude, just quantum-entangle your mind with the girl. She's free. SHE'S A SIM.
Just get money and take her. It's a price point not some moral bickering that does it.
EARN the money. Do antiparasitics so you can work good and smart. That's the primary source of brain fog.
Dental cavitations can cause systemic illness too you might wanna due diligence that too (not tooth cavities, infected -jaw- cavities from tooth extractions.)
FVdIr5
No.116292
there are 30+ year old losers and you want to kys at 25? kys
t+iIyd
No.116294
>>116282
elaborate, we don't get what you are saying
2cRaAE
No.116296
>>116294
You are replying to an AI bot
TGX3R1
No.116304
>>116235
Abe chootiye the tripfag himself shits on bimaru whole day here so I replied him in the same context.
Bimaaru ne terî maa ke puspus mai dhusdhus kiya hai kya joh itna uchal raha? 
esIEZZ
No.116308
>>116066
nothing can be more agonizing than my current ordeals
4LtVXx
No.116318
>>116063(OP)
death is not painful
all the pain that is in suicide is that you have to die and kill yourself
those two things are not very wise to be known
death shouldn’t be known
you should not know who killed you
because the small child in you will be heartbroken that his older self killed himself
rXnnyv
No.116367
>>116089
You can only be as competent as you believe yourself to be, anon. Hold on, you are not yet low enough to commit suicide, you aren't as good as dead yet, there's no point to it. Live at least a week more, and then a week again! you will never get so low as to kill yourself, not now, not ever.
