/b/ - Random

My baap saw me on video call and started laughing. For context, I have lost some weight recently and kinda look malnourished

While laughing he said "shaadi nahi karni kya, kam se kam 23 saal ka lag toh sahi"

Behenchod aaj ka din hi bekar tha. My baap is 3 inches shorter than me and he still has the audacity to say that. I feel so insulted yaar. I don't feel like a man all of a sudden.

I want to run like a gorilla, rape and kill everyone in sight, drive at 200kmph and crush every chamar bhangi on road. only this will bring my confidence back.

wow imagine seething over a dad joke

>>116320

Why can't anybody tolerate bants here.

Smallest thing happens in their life and they come on here and go on paragraph long rants

>>116320

>joke

Abe behen ke lund tune suna hai ya maine. I know he meant that shit.

Aur teri tarah apni bezzati pe khikhi karne wala chamar samjha hai kya mujhe?. Gaand me daal le apna wow chutiye

>>116335

Ek aur chutiya. Ammi chod jaye teri koi toh bhi make sure ki galti se "seethe" na ho jaye

>>116316(OP)

anon shaadi nahi krni kya? kam se kam 23 saal ka lag toh sahi

>>116344

Stop acting like a woman faggot, why are you so fragile? Tere ko koi real life mai gaali dedega toh tu tatti kar dega pant mai.

>>116353

Kek even at my lowest I'll still be better than all you bhangis, remember that. I'm almost 6 feet tall, you're all like little kids before me whom I can crush at will. Aur tatti pant me nahi tere muh me karunga, chal khol muh apna