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Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.286917

>Tiwari

>Trivedi

>Tripathi

Anonymous

IN

95EXn9

No.286919

>>286917(OP)

ji sar boliye

Anonymous

IN

idx46b

No.286923

>>286917(OP)

>Tranny

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.286924

>>286917(OP)

>Chattopadhyay - Chatterjee

>Bandopadhyay - Banerjee

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.286926

>>286919

>Bedi > Dwidevi > Trivedi > Chaturvedi

Anonymous

IN

uKTsxt

No.286928

>>286917(OP)

Divya dwivedi

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286938

>>286926

Bedi yo Khatri hote hai, people dont realise that back in the day apart from Brahmins, Kshatriyas and Vaishyas were both allowed to wear the thread and study the vedas

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.286940

>>286928

Sudhanshu Trivedi

Anonymous

IN

idx46b

No.286941

>>286940

>Corona go

>Corona go

>Go corona

Anonymous

IN

NOwhgN

No.286942

>>286928

SEXO

Anonymous

IN

uKTsxt

No.286943

>>286940

Manoj tiwari

Anonymous

IN

uKTsxt

No.286945

>>286942

She hate hindus yaara

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286946

>>286924

Both are different versions of the root Upadhyay, which literally means a teacher

Anonymous

IN

uKTsxt

No.286949

>>286938

My great grandpa wears janeyu, we are vaishya

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.286951

>>286943

Priyanka Chaturvedi

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286952

>>286943

many don't know but in Bihar, Tiwaris are literally an ethnic group, my mother is a Tiwari too

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.286953

>>286952

every gotra is an ethnic group

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.286956

>>286952

and your dad?

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.286958

>>286949

still alive ?

Anonymous

IN

uKTsxt

No.286960

>>286952

Ethnich group ? Arent they brahmins

Anonymous

IN

uKTsxt

No.286961

>>286958

Yes

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286963

>>286951

North Indian brahmins dont consider chaturvedis brahmins, and traditionally don't have marital relations with them (this has changed now), it is said that chaturvedis descend from greek invaders

Anonymous

IN

uKTsxt

No.286967

>>286963

>it is said that chaturvedis descend from greek invaders

And indian muslims are descendants of ottomans

Anonymous

IN

mHgdeX

No.286971

>>286917(OP)

A Bihari was working in Mumbai and he did not meet this wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna (Bihar ).

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had

delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this “Happy event” happened when he had not seen his wife for four years…

The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, “What name will you give to the son?”

The man explained, “If its the second neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be “DWIVEDI”;

If it is the third neighbour then it would be “TRIVEDI”,

If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be “CHATURVEDI”;

If its the fifth neighbour then it would be “PANDEY”…

After listening to this, questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours?

“Then the boy would be named “MISHRA”…

And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?

Then it would be “SHARMA”…

But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?

Then the name of the child would be “GUPTA”…

If she does not remember the name then?

“It is YAAD-AV”

But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?

Then it will be named “DOSHI”…

Finally, if the child happened because of wife’s burning desire?

Then he will be named “JOSHI”…

And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?

“DESHPANDEY.”

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.286972

>>286963

same for Sakaldwipi Brahmins, it is said that they descend from the fire worshipping priests of ancient Iran.

>don't have marital relations with them (this has changed now)

same

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286974

>>286956

Upadhyay, this things dont matter anymore but Upadhyays are more superior Brahmins, in Bengal they call it kulin or whatever, my great grandfather was an actual scholar of sanskrit grammar, he also did katha vachan on tbe side, he had written multiple books which are still present in one of tbe best universities (used to be).

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286978

>>286967

It is actually true, if you read history you will find that many foreigners underwent localisation and claimed themselves to be of some caste based on their profession, appearance, status etc, same thing happened with greeks in Gujarat.

Anonymous

IN

xVmV1o

No.286979

>>286917(OP)

sab purabiye

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286981

>>286960

yes they are and in fact they actually have more R1a, my mother, her father, her brothers etc all have fair eyes, but traditionally they were mostly involved in farming, some did pujari work.

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.286984

>>286974

Upadhyays are considered inferior in UP

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.286985

>>286974

this takla calls upadhyay as neech brahmans

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XCgCm79jYeM

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4dkieFccDCI

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286986

>>286979

Most of them actually were from Haridwar who later settled in Kannauj

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.286987

>>286979

paschim mein bharadwaj, sharma, tiwari, saraswat etc zyadaa hain

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286990

>>286984

Kanyakubja Brahmins are traditionally the most superior class of Brahmins in north India, Upadhyay are Kanyakubja, I am one too.

Anonymous

UN

ZeZwRR

No.286991

>one more caste thread

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286992

>>286987

in west Tiwari ko sab tewari likhte hai

Anonymous

IN

uKTsxt

No.286994

Brahmins infighting :rofl:

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286996

>>286953

my gotra is Bhardwaj, some people in my extended family use it as last name

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.286997

>>286990

>>286985

woh baba chutiya hai koi logic nahi hai dakshina toh saare guru lete hai

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.286998

>>286994

where? we are just talking, and not all of us are even brahmins

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.286999

>>286992

west UP tak Tiwari chalta hai, delhi mein Tewary ho jaata hai.

Haryana mein Parashar, Ramavat etc brahmin surnames start ho jaate hain.

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287000

>>286999

Parashar rajput likhte hai

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.287002

>>286999

Delhi ke Tiwari sab UP/Bihar ke migrants hi Hai, however Upadhyay Himachal and Uttarakhand me bhi paaye jaate hai

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287006

>>287000

brahman bhi likhte hain, Prashar gotra hai.

3 castes mein same name ke gotras sabse zyadaa mil jaate hain north-west india mein - Brahmin, Rajput and Khatri.

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.287007

>>287000

nope, parashar was name of a Vedic sage, it is used by saraswat brahmins mostly

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287009

>>287002

uttrakhand mein joshi surname start ho jaata hai, Himachal mein pandit surname start ho jaata hai.

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.287010

>>287006

Khatri and lohana ke purohit saraswat brahmin hote hai

Anonymous

IN

N2SXfz

No.287011

>>286999

Parashar is West UP

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.287012

>>287009

Joshi to Gujarat and Mahrashtra me bhi bohot hai

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287014

>>287006

>>287007

Acha

Aur jha kya hote hai?

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287016

>>287012

sab migrants hain uttrakhand se

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287018

>>287012

Gujarat me ajib surnames wale baman hote hai

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287019

>>287014

bihar jharkhand chhattisgarh

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287021

>>287010

woh alag cheez hai

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287022

>>287009

Pandat likhne wale toh sabse bade fraud hote hai

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.287025

>>287014

Jha comes from Ojha, Ojha उवज्हा is sanskrit of the praktrit उवज्जया, it means a learned man, it is mostly used by maithil brahmins

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287027

>>287022

kashmir mein pandit surname commonly use hota hai

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287029

>>287027

Kashmiri Panditon ke apne unique surnames hote hai. Pubjabi brahmano ke bhee

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287032

>>287025

vaidya surname is used by brahmins in punjab, maharashtra.

vaidya surname is also used by CKP (kayastha) of maharashtra.

Baidya is a different caste of kulin triad (Brahmin, Kayastha, Baidya) in bengal.

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287033

>>287025

acha, mujhe laga maithil jha ya chaudhary lagate hai

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.287038

>>287016

>>287018

Gujarat me waha ke native Brahmin bhi hote hai, unhe Nagar Brahmin kehte hai, baking ye bat sahi hai ki waha bohot migrants hai, they even have a clan of kashmir pandits living there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thaker

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287039

>>287029

kashmir mein -oo se surname end hote hainjaise Tikoo, Ganjoo, Mattoo etc

Patra surname Odisha ke brahman use karte hain

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287047

>>287039

Patra, Mohapatra etc

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.287053

>>287038

Common Nagar Brahmin last names are Mehta, Pandya, Yagnik, Bhatt, Shastri etc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagar_Brahmin

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287054

>>287038

>>287038

nagar saraswat mei aate hai ya kanyakubja?

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287057

>>287053

shashtri, mishra, sharma common surnames hai. can be found in all subcastes

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287059

>>287053

Nagar = Kulin ?

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287060

>>287039

Kashmir has variety although there might be a pattern with oo suffix too.

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287062

>>287057

>shashtri, mishra, sharma

all three surnames are 95% used by brahmins.

Especially Mishra.

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287066

>>287062

I mean brahmin subcastes. Some lohars of Punjab have started using sharma surname

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.287067

>>287054

Nagar Brahmin alag hi category hai, they are originally from vadnagar in gujarat, similar to paliwal Brahmins of Rajasthan who are from pali

Anonymous

IN

mM/KVi

No.287072

>>287059

Nah, kulin is a bengali thing, nagars are the most prominent brahmins in gujarat

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287074

>>287066

even carpenters (badhai) in delhi and west UP use sharma surname but you can immediately tell from their phenotype

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287080

>>287067

ye to mai pehli baar sun raha hu. Gaud ya saraswat me hee aate honge

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287081

>>287072

hmm..

Bora surname is used by assamese brahmins

Anonymous

IN

Da0jvb

No.287082

bharatchan is a honeypot

stop posting on bharatchan before it is too late

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(Scat Spammer, Necrobumper)

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287085

>>287081

Bora is just a title

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287087

>>287085

u assamse ?

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287089

>>287074

North me bahot surname chori chal rahi hai

Anonymous

IN

vCVE/4

No.287091

>>287087

no

Anonymous

IN

ElTUa/

No.287099

>>287089

its mostly the surname singh that makes it difficult to figure out what caste a person belongs to because all castes that use singh surname have similar phenotypes