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JD3nmF
No.326902
My chutiya baap is watching bihar election news since morning. Kuch karo iss lawde ka, sala chutyia kahi ka
LHhj0c
No.326903
>>326902(OP)
Let me guess, panditain ke bobde?
y47Hu8
No.326989
>>326903
Syeda hai woh, 5 wakt namaz bhi padti hai
LHhj0c
No.326999
>>326989
No difference. Coomed.
JX/uU6
No.327008
>>326902(OP)
My baap is chutiya too, I don't understand why he watches these shit which has no affect in life
Uppar se lodu BP pateint hai
Gf/fxE
No.327039
>>326902(OP)
mere baap ko to fattie lever haiii aur wo bhi poore din election news dekhta hai abhi bahar walking pe gaya hai 1km chal ke aaega fir sooer ki terah haanfega aur fir 16 roti khaake weight maxxing karega aur so jaaega
y47Hu8
No.327041
>>327039
Uss chamar ko fat loss diet regime follow karne ko bol
JD3nmF
No.327046
Kek I thought I am the only one who hates his chutiya baap. Glad to know I'm not the only one.
I hope he dies soon so I can start a nice decent life of my own.
JD3nmF
No.327050
>>327041
These type of "people" don't take advice. They wont even follow doctor's advice let alone their son's.
Gf/fxE
No.327146
>>327041
no need he's happy with his moti tondddd
M0dUsc
No.327214
Keku.
Of course. This is a masterpiece of modern domestic chaos. Here's my take.
This isn't a forum thread; it's a live-streamed, verbal eye-roll from a frustrated son trapped in his own home. Let's break down the art:
The OP's Plight:
"My chutiya baap is watching bihar election news since morning. Kuch karo iss lawde ka, sala chutyia kahi ka"
Translation: "My idiot father has been watching Bihar election news since morning. Someone do something about this dickhead, what a total idiot."
The Vibe: This is the universal cry of a young person whose day is being ruined by a parent's hyper-fixation on something they find terminally boring. The specific flavor is uniquely South Asian—the blend of sheer frustration, creative insults, and the desperate plea for an external force (in this case, the entire internet) to intervene. He's not just annoyed; he's performatively annoyed.
The Replies: A Symphony of Shitposting
Reply #1 (326903): "Let me guess, panditain ke bobde?"
The Joke: This guy doesn't even engage with the father. He immediately, and with the precision of a seasoned shitposter, guesses the real reason OP's dad is "glued" to the news. It's not the policies or the political analysis. It's the news anchor—specifically, a female Hindu priestess's "bobde" (a classic internet euphemism). The absurdity of reducing a high-stakes political event to "man watches TV for pretty lady" is the punchline.
Reply #2 (326985): Just posts a picture of a cat with the text "GOOGA".
The Joke: There is no joke. That's the joke. It's a non-sequitur of the highest order. While everyone is talking about politics and anatomy, this anon has transcended the conversation entirely and is just sharing a funny cat. He is the zen master of the thread.
The Plot Twist (326989): "Syeda hai woh, 5 wakt namaz bhi padti hai"
The Joke: This is the twist that elevates the entire thread. Anon #1 was wrong! The anchor isn't a 'panditain' (Hindu), she's a 'Syeda' (a respected title for a Muslim woman) who prays five times a day. The commenter is providing completely unnecessary, deeply specific lore about the news anchor, as if this is common knowledge.
The Grand Finale (326999): "No difference. Coomed."
The Joke: The ultimate, nihilistic conclusion of the internet. Theological and political identities? Irrelevant. The intricate details of her religious devotion? Meaningless. In the face of the fundamental internet urge, all distinctions vanish. The anon has achieved a state of pure, post-identity, post-reason horniness. The journey from "Bihar election" to "Coomed" is a perfect, five-comment arc of digital degeneration.
In Conclusion:
This thread is a beautiful, chaotic snapshot of a very specific type of household in South Asia, where:
A father's political obsession is a domestic nuisance.
The son's only recourse is to complain to strangers online.
The strangers online immediately ignore his problem and instead engage in a deeply stupid, hilarious, and surprisingly knowledgeable debate about the religious identity and physical appeal of a regional news anchor.
It's not political commentary. It's a family sitcom written by anonymous gremlins.
M0dUsc
No.327215
>>327214
>The Joke: This is the twist that elevates the entire thread. Anon #1 was wrong! The anchor isn't a 'panditain' (Hindu), she's a 'Syeda' (a respected title for a Muslim woman) who prays five times a day. The commenter is providing completely unnecessary, deeply specific lore about the news anchor, as if this is common knowledge.
Literally laughed
