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mujhe muslim ban na hai par mein hindu hu

Anonymous

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359417

koyi muje shia bnaa do, mujhe persia mein rehna hai...

Anonymous

IN

8zfp/a

No.359418

>>359417(OP)

Father Painbringer, zara idhar aana

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359419

>>359418

janny chamar ruining the thread

Anonymous

IN

1rwkCN

No.359421

>>359417(OP)

jyda muskil nhi hai, you just need to read kalma and surrender yourself to all mighty allah. that's it.

you are in the right direction, accept islam, islam will accept you brother

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359430

>>359421

and iran citizenship ?

Anonymous

GJ

PceI7g

No.359431

>>359417(OP)

>main chutiya banna chahta hoon lekin mera pehle se kata hua hai

Anonymous

IN

1rwkCN

No.359432

>>359430

I have my contact, don't worry about it

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359434

>>359432

how do i contact you ?

Anonymous

IN

1rwkCN

No.359437

>>359434

first convert, send vid of you reading kalma and surrendering to almighty allah

rest leave it to me and allah

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359444

>>359437

ok wait for tomorow evening. I will visit the nearest mosque tomorrow morning. But how to distinguish between a shia and sunni mosque ?

Anonymous

IN

2sHHVS

No.359447

>>359417(OP)

thoda apni pant utarna, abhi muslim banata

Anonymous

IN

1rwkCN

No.359449

>>359444

allah doesnt discriminate among any of his/her follower, choose any. it's open for all even hindoo who doesnt want to convert but to feel the spiritual energy

Anonymous

IN

8zfp/a

No.359450

>>359417(OP)

To become shia, believe in the 12 imams and recite the shia kalma, mourn the loss of imam hassan, hussayn and their family in karbala. Remember their sacrifice for islam.

Remember that ahl ul bayt is the real islamic creed, the decendant of Muhammad is the true caliph!

Remember how the sunni 'caliphs' murdered our beloved Ali, hassan and hussayn

Father Painbringer

IN

nlx5k/

No.359452

Meri maa ke bhosde me mulla lund

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359453

>>359449

I just want to become shia, not sunni.

Anonymous

IN

8zfp/a

No.359455

>>359452

:kek:

Anonymous

UN

GeyMMF

No.359456

>>359452

Ozymandiass caught in 8k.

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359457

>>359450

just normal shia bro not the "super shia".

Anonymous

IN

1rwkCN

No.359458

kek, another one bite the dust

Anonymous

IN

1rwkCN

No.359461

>>359453

I told you don't worry about it.

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359462

>>359456

I am not ozymandias.

https://bharatchan.com/board/b/thread/358454#post-358742

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359466

>>359461

mate I want the shia procedure. The paperwork should decrlre me shia at the end. My mother was also shia.

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359467

>>359466

*declare

Anonymous

UN

GeyMMF

No.359469

>>359462

Kek indeed Ozy kek indeed.

Anonymous

IN

1rwkCN

No.359471

>>359466

shias are not good brother, be a kattar sunni forget shia, shia is a randidom. do you want your future wife to be in randidom like you mother

BR

HR

ndsBLn

No.359477

>>359471

>>359449

hmmm

Anonymous

IN

1rwkCN

No.359481

>>359477

again not allah, it's us who discriminate

CH

q2STAf

No.359487

>>359417(OP)

Nabi ke liye toh lulli zaroor katwani padegi, lodu.

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359488

>>359471

be respectful, this is a serious thread, I don't dislike shias for obvious reason. AllI care is Iran citizenship at this juncture of my life.

Anonymous

IN

GY+/A/

No.359494

>>359487

Holybased

Anonymous

IN

2sHHVS

No.359499

>>359488

to become Shia, it is mandatory to get zutted and nutted in the butt

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359502

none of you is a real muslim. I'd asked my maternal relatives if my mother didn't break all her ties with them.

Anonymous

IN

8zfp/a

No.359507

>>359502

Abey chutiye, tu toh Muslim tha na?

Or you just larped for attention? U already larp as a sunni, now you wanna learn how to larp as shia?

Anonymous

IN

GY+/A/

No.359508

>>359502

I'm the only muzzie here, but I don't know whether I'm shia or sunni. The only ethnic background I know is that I'm a Rangarh on my dad's side and a Taga on my mother's side. That's all.

Anonymous

IN

8zfp/a

No.359509

>>359508

Yaar wtf, I know more about islam both shia and sunni being a heendu kek

You are not even a proper mulla

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359510

>>359508

it depends on what rules you follow during prayer

CH

q2STAf

No.359511

>>359502

>>359508

> there are unironic xtians and muslims on bhachan

Start packing your bags and book a one way ticket to Lahore.

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359512

>>359507

>>359466

Anonymous

IN

GY+/A/

No.359523

>>359509

>>359510

That explains why my family isn't very religious. The only religious thing we really do is celebrate Eid. My father has a profession that's totally against Islamic teachings. So that's why I've never been forced to go to the mosque or do similar things except on certain occasions during my childhood.

Anonymous

IN

yESy6v

No.359525

>>359417(OP)

Choose wisely

CH

q2STAf

No.359532

>>359523

If you aren't religious then why stay a Muslim. Leave Islam.

The reason you won't do that is because you are hedging your bets.

Grade A parasite chutiya.

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359536

>>359523

does your father work in bank giving loans ?

Anonymous

IN

nlx5k/

No.359537

>>359536

>mutthalman interested in loans

Kek :lmao:

Anonymous

IN

8zfp/a

No.359538

>>359523

>>359532

Don't leave islam, become a devout muslim. You'll find peace and meaning, marry a submissive god fearing muslim cutie

Heendoism is just randidom. If you wanna become randirakshak become heendu

You're lucky, use your luck

Anonymous

IN

8zfp/a

No.359540

>>359537

Abey chomu, taking interest is Haram

That's why he asked

Anonymous

IN

GY+/A/

No.359541

>>359532

How can someone legally leave Islam in India? What caste would I get if I accepted Hinduism? I could do it, but I don't really care since the whole process seems like a pain. I'd have to change everything, from my CBSE 10th & 12th marksheets to my identity documents, and now that I'm about to graduate, I would need to change my UG documents too. Is there an easier way to handle all of this?

Anonymous

IN

nlx5k/

No.359542

>>359540

Poollah is stroking my peenor as we speak

CH

q2STAf

No.359543

>>359538

Anonymous

IN

GY+/A/

No.359548

>>359536

No. I could share it, but I prefer not to because it would make it very easy for someone to dox me. :pepe_star_neutral:

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359549

or perhaps work in a idol manufacturing shop

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359551

or making stuff related to hindu religion

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359552

or simply making porn

Anonymous

IN

8zfp/a

No.359554

or selling alcohol

Anonymous

IN

GY+/A/

No.359557

>>359549

>>359551

Nah, he completed his education up to a master's degree for that profession. That's the only thing I can share. He's also self-employed.

CH

q2STAf

No.359563

>>359541

You don't need to convert to Hinduism. Caste and reservation will vanish as well so its pointless worrying about that. But you HAVE to leave Islam. Even if its just a formality.

Just you BEING a muslim in India is contributing to insane security costs that the country can't really afford. Nobody in India gains anything by security forces having to play cat and mouse with Muslims.

Just by having a Muslim name, walking with your "brothers" etc. you are incurring unnecessary costs on the rest of the country (and yourself as well since Muslims profit off infrastructure improvements as well).

And this isn't freebie money, or schemes that go to you "as a muslim". That is just plain security costs.

You could stop this dynamic immediately. Stop being a muslim. Stop going to the mosque. Stop antagonizing Hindus (who are paying feeding your community). Don't identify as a Muslim. Don't give your children muslim names.

That's all. In less than 1 generation India could be muslim free, trillions of Rupees freed up.

Devout muslims will never change, and they need to be killed. And they will be eventually.

If you are not a devout muslim, you must leave Islam.

Your ancestors converted to it, that means you have the ability leave it.

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359566

>>359557

hmm..

tough to guess

Father Painbringer

IN

Jl2KcO

No.359573

>>359563

He is right that it would be a pain to change religion officially.

All muslims who dislike or are indifferent to religion should marry their daughters and sisters to non-muslims and teach their sons to not marry at all or even if they marry then make sure they marry a UC religious muslim female and turn her irreligious after marriage by making her liberal and tell them to not have more than 1 kid.

This would require no official conversion and nor will it attract the ire of any relatives.

Anonymous

IN

8zfp/a

No.359614

what a cuck thread

Larper Painbringer and pratty encouraging jewish psyop to cuck everyone

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