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Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398001

Wtf is this? Bring back Messi, this Lamine guy is too much show off

Anonymous

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dLH0x3

No.398002

Literal who?

>chutbol

Lmao

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398003

>>398002

Better than chutkret

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398005

Cricket moggs. Football is sports of gora dehatis. Imagine caring about this. bleh

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398006

>>398005

How many serious teams play cricket ? 5

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398009

>>398006

110.

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398011

Only thing that matters ideally is that Indians play cricket, we are good at it. IPL is our biggest sporting event and we should make it even grander.

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398013

>>398009

Kitna cope karega dyapoo, you know you have lost kek

Cricket is pajeet dehati sport kek

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398015

>>398011

Cricket will sink into irrelevance as the number drops from 5 to 4 soon.

Also

>best in the world

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Also stop derailing my football thread.

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398018

>>398015

>>398013

slave triggered

all football fans are cucks.

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398019

>>398013

Cricket is in olympics so no it's not. Cricket is only sport where we had major countries from almost all continents.

More than 3bn people enjoy this game.

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398020

>>398018

19/11/2023

You got broken by messichads forcing you to make that banner without making shekels kek

All indian cricket fans are subhumans after 19/11/2023

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398021

>>398019

>Cricket is in olympics so no it's not

>first year is 2028

Over

>Cricket is only sport where we had major countries from almost all continents.

>dyaush learns gerrymandering

>More than 3bn people enjoy this game.

Lolwut? 2 b alone comes from subcontinent and even that is swinging towards football.

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398023

>>398021

>>first year is 2028

So?

>>dyaush learns gerrymandering

No it's not. There are 110 cricket playing nations.

>Lolwut? 2 b alone comes from subcontinent and even that is swinging towards football.

>even

inddian football team status?

Reason i despise football fans is in the very fundamentals, their psyche is the psyche of a person with identity crisis which turns into self loathing and living in parallel reality.

And it oozes in the form like

>how many countries play kirket

Even though there's facts this should not be the fundamental question.

Only thing matters is that we play it, good at it and big at it.

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398024

>>398020

>teams can lose in final

Goes on to win T20 world cup, championship trophy. Even in that tournament it remain unbeaten till final.

Can't be said about football fans. Their biggest day was when foreign player was paid 100 crores to show them the glimpse even that they didn't get.

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398029

>>398023

>So?

Let's see how long it lasts. As of now Cricket has not been in olympics olympics 50 years.

>No it's not. There are 110 cricket playing nations.

Meme. There are 5 nations that play cricket seriously . 8 that qualify for every tournament.

>inddian football team status?

Indian chutkret team status in the real tournaments (ODI /Test)?

>Reason i despise football fans is in the very fundamentals, their psyche is the psyche of a person with identity crisis which turns into self loathing and living in parallel reality.

You come to my thread and seethe at my sport, you seem to have an identity crisis when I didn't even mention cricket in OP.

>Even though there's facts this should not be the fundamental question.

It is a valid question. A sport played by subcontinent + Australia+England+NZ is hilariously small.

>Only thing matters is that we play it, good at it and big at it.

We get rawdogged by Australia despite trying to rig

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398030

>>398029

not reading allat i am bored.

arguing with indian soccer fans feel punching down so i won't.

syo

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398031

>>398024

>Goes on to win T20 world cup, championship trophy. Even in that tournament it remain unbeaten till final.

Meme trophies. Even in these 2 we rigged our pitches locations beforehand. Especially ct

Only cricket trophies that matter are ODI WC and test.

>Can't be said about football fans. Their biggest day was when foreign player was paid 100 crores to show them the glimpse even that they didn't get.

Biggest day was 2022 WC final when Messi won, unlike something that can be said for Kohli

Cummins humiliated indian cricket fans and buried it in BGT

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398032

>>398029

>It is a valid question. A sport played by subcontinent + Australia+England+NZ is hilariously small.

Only Sport which had champions from

>America

>Africa

>Asia

>Oceana / Australia

More diverse than you can think.

>we got rawdogged despite rig

i wrote earlier that football fans are self-loathing cucks you didn't have to prove it.

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398033

>>398031

>biggest day was when messi won

Messia is india?

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398034

slaves are so disgusting yuck.

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398035

>>398030

>>398033

>>398034

When cummins landed in hyderabad indians cheered him with "silence" gesture. Fucking chutkret slaves kek

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398037

>>398032

>Only Sport which had champions from

>>America

>>Africa

>>Asia

>>Oceana / Australia

>More diverse than you can think.

There are 2 americas. Also

>Africa

When. When did SA win the ODI WC

>Europe

Only once

Cricket trophies are mostly Australia dominating brutally .

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398039

>>398034

Actual slaves

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398040

>>398037

>When. When did SA win the ODI WC

they won Test chamionship last year.

>>398035

SRH fans are spiritual football fans cuckolds and they were mocked endlessely for it.

>>398037

>Only once

yet it happened.

>Australia dominated

They had more entrenched culture. We have done pretty good.

>still glazing outsiders

why are you guys so cucked are you even aware how cucked you are or it's just default state.

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398041

>>398039

>SRH once again

Yep spiritually football fans. To get an idea that's how we view you guys.

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398044

>>398040

>they won Test chamionship last year

So again a very small pool for ODI WC winners, and a very small pool for Test which has only 3 winners

>SRH fans are spiritual football fans cuckolds and they were mocked endlessely for it.

Pushing the blame. I won't let you live this one down

>They had more entrenched culture. We have done pretty good

We have only 2 real cricket trophies beside the Asia Cup wins, which again are not serious as the only other contender is pak and SL.

0 Test maces since the proper format of yearly cycle.

We have done shit for a nation that obsessed over cricket so much.

>why are you guys so cucked are you even aware how cucked you are or it's just default state.

>Saar, please stop posting cummins saar

Why are you derailing my thread that has nothing to do with cricket

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398045

>>398041

Accha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riBAsQ-5CDA?si=k-SV7tGg7WSYzeWf[embed]

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398046

>>398044

meanwhile >football wc countries

Where is india?

>Pushing the blame. I won't let you live this one down

I am not SRH fan they are same as football fans to me.

>0 Test maces since the proper format of yearly cycle.

lol we were top team during Dhoni and Kohli. For multiple years straight.

>We have done shit for a nation that obsessed over cricket so much.

no?

3rd pic

>Australia: 11 ICC trophies

>India at #2: 9 icc trophies

>Why are you derailing my thread that has nothing to do with cricket

You bought cricket first.

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398049

>>398045

>trying to look down upon 9 times ICC Champions

kek

funny how football fan thinks cuckposting is 'owning'. not breaking the slave title are ya saar.

I would not mind if you guys cared about indian football. You just dick suck foreigners like true slave. Yuck.

Atleast cummins played for SRH so hyderabad fans had one reason to cheer for him.

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398050

>>398046

>meanwhile >football wc countries

>Where is india?

India did qualify in 60s but refused to participate as then govt prioritised Asian games and Olympics, moreover they dropped out due to lack of shoes and fifa didn't allow barefoot. This is basic history.

Indian football downfall happened with downfall of East Indian states ie WB and Bihar.

>lol we were top team during Dhoni and Kohli. For multiple years straight.

Irrelevant when it was a rating system and not a tournament format. Since tournament system we have been lingamed in test

>no?

>3rd pic

Meme trophies. ODI WC, Asian games and the Test mace in tournament system is the only real cricket tournaments. A WC happens once in 4 years. The only real T20 Cup that should be considered is Olympics

>You bought cricket first.

That derailer keeps coming to threads and is a known cricket fan . You came solely to derail the thread

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398051

anyway mai chala remember football fans will remain cuck forever.

your destiny is to cheer a person who has no connect to your country, you will remain slave.

football in india has no future and funny enough no past 🤣🤣.

carry on the cuckpost. remember even cummins played for hyderabad.

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398053

>>398049

>kek

>9 times

LMFAO. There are only 2 WC india has won and rest are consolation tournaments.

>funny how football fan thinks cuckposting is 'owning'. not breaking the slave title are ya saar.

Indian cuckret fans got cucked in ODI 2023

>I would not mind if you guys cared about indian football. You just dick suck foreigners like true slave. Yuck.

But who are you to dictate what Indian football fans should do? The same people who watch foreign football are the same that buy tickets for ISL and watch in stadium. Dyaush, like always, drop your boomer nationalism from everything, chetri himself defended people watching foreign football btw. The way for indian football to grow is for the kids to play in foreign clubs academies, that is the only way forward

>Atleast cummins played for SRH so hyderabad fans had one reason to cheer for him.

Lmao

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398055

>>398051

>no past

This shows dyaush has literally 0 knowledge of things he speaks

He probably also believes in cheering Chandrasekhar over Heisenberg

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398059

>>398050

>indian football peak is qualifying

grim

>Irrelevant when it was a rating system and not a tournament format. Since tournament system we have been lingamed in test

iTest mace is a mace. 5 times.

>Meme trophies

goalpost shift. even the olympics will have T20.

>>398050

>known cricket fan .

he didn't mention cricket. anyway dead thread.

>>398053

>LMFAO. There are only 2 WC india has won and rest are consolation tournaments.

cucks will create situation to feel like cuck. you can't be helped your loss.

>But who are you to dictate what Indian football fans should do? T

It's worse if you are just going to such a gora 🤣🤣.

>>398055

>cheering

i wouldn't bother but if it were to football fans they will build statue of someone else and start celebrating as if it's their personal success 🤣🤣.

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398061

bye.

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398064

i don't care about cricket or football btw but it's funny how cricket brings out the inner cuckness of tooball fans

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398067

>>398059

>Grim

You asked for qualifying and I literally posted why indian football let go of FIFA for prioritising other tournaments winning gold in Asian games 1962

>iTest mace is a mace. 5 times.

0 in tournament format.

>goalpost shift. even the olympics will have T20.

Aka the only real t20 tournament since the Olympics happens once in 4 years. Else its all a meme.

2 trophies aka the 2 ODIs.

>he didn't mention cricket. anyway dead thread.

I recognise his typing pattern chud you aren't online enough for this.

>cucks will create situation to feel like cuck. you can't be helped your loss.

2 ODI WC, and you can cope however you want.

>It's worse if you are just going to such a gora 🤣🤣.

Angrezi sikhle baniyepoo

>i wouldn't bother but if it were to football fans they will build statue of someone else and start celebrating as if it's their personal success 🤣🤣.

I will much rather have a Messi statue than a Ambedkar/Periyar statue 🤣

>>398061

You will comeback to cope again

Anonymous

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PF3f0q

No.398068

>>398064

>I dont care saar

>comes back for more

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398074

hehe

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398079

every post above was a bit i feel too bad now so i will clarify in case ananwas take it in the bad faith.

idc enjoy whatever you want but i was just shitposting.

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398080

>>398079

that aside reason why they are not showing messi it's because the real goat is Ronaldhino.

Anonymous

ARYA

zhTtPl

No.398083

>>398023

Had no reason to post this baddie except for the sake of it, thanks yaara coom machale coom machale :kek:

Anonymous

ARYA

zhTtPl

No.398084

>>398080

:rofl: bas kar, kitni maarega BHACHo ki?

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398088

>>398083

i saw it on twitter and saved.

it's nice drawing.

>>398084

erm

Anonymous

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lxH1Br

No.398091

>>398080

His less body fat percentage is why he can't perform these days. You need some fat in elite sports to perform but most won't tell you this

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398093

>>398091

did ronaldhino go kohli route? messi seems more like sachin

Anonymous

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lxH1Br

No.398094

>>398088

His low body fat and obsession with looks destroyed His athleticism.

Anonymous

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lxH1Br

No.398096

>>398093

Yes same happened to Kohli, fishing for aura posts on insta and went too low body fat

Anonymous

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SWfJKc

No.398098

>>398096

>>398094

broatul yara

Anonymous

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0FCBYx

No.398239

Niggêr behaviour.

Football is Goat sport.

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