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Anonymous

SK

TLslhB

No.407102

You ever been subjected to (indian) profiling?

>be me

>be in third year of kalej few years ago

>enters the class of very sophisticated branch of neuroscience

>ewwww, who is this dehati looking guy, and whyy is he in neuroscience

>does he know that its neuroscience and not some easy grading course

>prof sahiba enters the class, and studied the room. figuratively points to me and says, "if anyone wants to drop the course now, i can ask management to change your domain but offer only valid for 1st week"

<hatt raand, yaar to ab yahi bethega

>second week

>sahiba enters the class, "so you, the guy sitting in the corner, can you explain, what i just said"

<ji madam ji

<to aapne ye btaya ki....

>did i speak in hindi?

<naa ji

>so you have to also explain it in english because i will not mark papers written in hindi

<you were saying that there are four types of .... on slide 1, and so on

>"okay, your explanations were fine, but your attention wasn't on the board' and you dont know english"

>you have to sit on the first bench in the middle row, so that i can see that you are making the notes

>went next day sat in the same corner

>"i told you to sit infront of me"

<wait, lemme grab my shit

>whole class is waiting for my transition

>now that everyone is settled. Lets continue

>15 mins into the class, & everyone copying from board

>where are your notes?

<i dont make notes

>how will you write the unit test next week then

>whole class laughs

<next week on went to sit on last bench like always

>test day came by and went

>week after test--" okay everyaan , comeon and collect your test results as i speak your names"

>waiting for my name and it never came while whole class got their sheets

<fuck this bitch and her games, i m not going to ask her that she didnt call my name infront of all these randi ki aulaadein

>waits one week,

<maybe she forgot, and i should go and ask, because marks are mine

>"mam, can yu please confirm my marks, it wan't announced in class while everyan got their sheets"

>ohhhhhh, its youuu, i was waiting for you to come to me

>i wanted to correct your sheet infront of your eyes so you don't mistrust my judgement when i said you should have dropped this course

>sure mam, its your domain, you do you

> starts correcting the paper

>check name- ohhh, you are, not from here ?,

>opens first page,

<be my guest

>wtaf !!! Ur handwriting is uwu, where did you learn dat, and you can write in cursive and non cursive bothhh !!?? Hoooww??

>where did you learn dat, i have checked so many papers of your classmates but i never expected you to have the best hanwriting

<sure bitch, now read the fuckin answer aswell

>I'll give you 7 out of 15 in first questionnn

< why bitch?

>you missed these four types,

<ohhh fuk you bitch, i wrote four types along with 15 examples but forgot to underline

>ohhh fuk fuk fuk, my mistake, but you should underline these important things

<ohh i didn't underline because they weren't important to me

<give me full marks, because i wrote everything

>i cannot give you full marks, i never give full marks

<well, then i cannot study in your class

>bitch regretted every single moment of her decision to mark my paper in front of

>she wanted me to feel shame nd leave

<i did the opposite, she felt the shame and never ever called me out in class again

>another bitch tamed

Anonymous

IN

ivIJgw

No.407105

>>407102(OP)

where's the cast profiling?

Anonymous

TS

WfReMd

No.407108

>>407105

>ewwww, who is this dehati looking guy, and whyy is he in neuroscience

maybe here where they thought he was dehaati looking implying LC

Anonymous

SK

TLslhB

No.407112

>>407105

She knew my name since first day, it was in attendance register, everyaan else in the class was a dumeelian, i was only naarthie among them

she knew my full name since day one, yet she particularly pointed while correcting my paper that i m not from here(tamil nadu)

Anonymous

IN

Fm7fT4

No.407114

>>407102(OP)

jai bhim ftw

Anonymous

IN

grouNn

No.407115

nice fantasy fellow gobarjeet. i also fantasize about my crush asking me help in dsa kyoshans but alas she is a bimbo not interested in me and kyoshans.

Anonymous

SK

b/DwCa

No.407118

why does your post say (indian) profiling in image board but changes to india profiling when i open the post

Anonymous

SK

b/DwCa

No.407119

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Anonymous

ARYA

EbB5+x

No.407123

>>407102(OP)

Haan pajeet and then what? You railed that bamani? Ye bhi likh deta

Anonymous

SK

TLslhB

No.407264

>

>>407123

Abey chal bhosdike normie gareeb, university dekhi h kya tere jeevan m ? Yaa agle janam ka plan h randi k beej?

saala bhosad pappu, jaake raando wale larp kr, thread derail kiya to tmeri maaiya chod doonga, c section ki paidaish

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