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Couldnt bear reading all that so I threw the whole...
Couldnt bear reading all that so I threw the whole post to AI and this was the result
hQCM0D
No.426313
She really thinks she won, while he's playing around
Greentext
>be me, 23, in London
>dating the 'perfect' guy
>tall, educated, charming, the whole package
>also fighting every single week like it's my part-time job
it’s flu season, I’m dying, running a fever
>hate the cold more than I hate being sick
>bf texts me at 12:15 PM: 'what pizza do u want?'
>internal screaming
>if he's asking now, he hasn't ordered yet
>I do the math: order, bake, bus, walk, eat
>Lecture starts at 2 PM sharp
>Me: 'Don't bother, I'll grab a sandwich.'
>I go home later that night
>Mfw I have to present a PowerPoint presentation on why 12:15 is too late for a 1 PM lunch date
>He calls me a psycho. We break up. We make up. Repeat for 3 years.
>Fast forward to 2013
>I get a high-paying job in Mumbai
>He gets insecure
>Breaks up with me because 'long distance is hard' and 'I don't give him attention'
>Two months later
>Facebook notification: 'Mr. Perfect is married to [Name]'
>Me:
\chucks promise ring into the ocean\
\deletes his existence\
\drinks for a year\
>13 years later (I'm 37 now, happy, childfree, living my best life)
>Random DM on Instagram: 'Hey, I saw our old house in London.'
>Me: 'Should I block?'
>Also Me: 'I have popcorn, let's see this tragedy.'
>We video call for 4 hours
>He looks good. Rich. Successful.
>Investment Banker. Lexus. Dubai penthouse.
>I ask: 'How's the wife?'
>His face drops. The tea is PIPING hot.
>He starts complaining about her.
>She's 'boring' now.
>She 'doesn't take care of herself.'
>She does the school runs and 'lost her spark.'
>Meanwhile...
>He has a full-blown mistress in Deira that he pays for!
>They travel to Turkey together!
>The wife knows and can't leave because she's a housewife with no money.
>He says the most cursed sentence in history:
>**'I participate in my daughter's upbringing.'**
>Bro thinks taking a kid to ballet once a year is a Nobel Prize.
>Me, finally realizing the truth:
>Mfw I spent years thinking she 'stole' him.
>Mfw realizing I didn't lose a husband, I dodged a guided missile.
>He looks at me while I'm lecturing him on being a trash human
>Him: 'You still argue the same way, huh?'
>Me: 'And you're still a liar, except now you're a boring old liar.'
>End of call.
>He says: 'You were right not to marry me.'
>Me: 'I know.'
>Moral of the story:
>Thank god for cold pizza.
>Thank god for bad timing.
>And thank god for my job, my money, and my freedom.
>If he ever texts again, I'm sending him my HR contact. He needs an audit.
And btw she still thirsts for him somewhere along kek
Imagine what happens to those betabuxxers out in real world
ptrxEG
No.426317
So the greentext is made by AI?
8y6Lal
No.426330
>>426313(OP)
1.W gobarjeeta for not having kid. Few sub-human less on earth now.
2. The man is a chad, but he lost me as he pays for some rand apartment in k2 dubai. Never PAY RANDIAS.
