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>> Be me having a knee injury so can't walk rn >> Cousins decided to to have a picnic for Makar Sankranti ...
Happy Makar Sankranti
MavsD1
No.427917
> be me
> knee injury
> can’t walk rn
> cousins decide to have a picnic for makar sankranti
> already hate my life
> decide to go anyway
> “we going in car!”
> fuck
> hate traveling in car
> ni##as drive for 5 hours straight
> stomach doing olympic gymnastics
> reach destination
> immediately feel like vomiting
> puke on the outskirts
> turns out it’s some illegal mujji land-grabbing pir site
> vomit more
> “HURR DHURR it’s fucking hazarduari”
> start walking and looking around
> cousin brother was helping me walk
> that retrad abandons me to woo tourist girls
> can’t walk
> settle down on a sofa
> cope by calling thots back home
> on video call with one of them
> suddenly a girl appears from behind me
> I was sitting on a sofa
> she asks why I’m alone
> where is my group
> say I don’t know
> they suddenly vanished
> kek they went to buy drinks
> video call still on
> phone says “BAE who is dhat”
> girl smiles
> replies she’s just a passer-by
> cut the call
> girl still smiling
> asks “iz that yo girlfriend anon?”
> say yeah kind of
> next 20 minutes we walk together
> I walk using her shoulder as base
> hesitant to touch her back
> she forcefully puts my hand anyway
> feel awkward
> feel alive
> it’s exhausting for her too
> I’m at least 6–7 inch and 35–40 kg heavier
> stop near a coffee shop
> she orders 2 filter coffee and a namkin
> cousins call me
> tell them to wait
> she explains history of the place
> flirty tone engaged
> coming back my hand acts up
> accidentally get to feel the tiddies
> instantly say sorry
> she just laughs out loud
> I just came back home 1 hr before
> get her message
> “how are you doing”
> one time see pic attached
> anon.exe stopped working
> ANONs try RETARD MAXXING NOW
> PS I GOT A SIDE BICTH
> HERE IS HER PICREL
DXiU/H
No.427923
Cáste and state of origin?
MavsD1
No.427928
Sjn2Rg
No.427933
>>427928
back to reddit nayechakke
DXiU/H
No.427952
tOOIHt
No.427953
gtb keeps killing this chan by bring loads of navhizdus
FDlVHv
No.427956
>>427917(OP)
GOBAR KI SMELL AANE LAGI YAAR
gOcPpU
No.428066
>>427917(OP)
>> ANONs try RETARD MAXXING NOW
>> PS I GOT A SIDE BICTH
>> HERE IS HER PICREL
Sure bhachad, good for you
Only works if you're a tall chad
MavsD1
No.428071
>>428066
I am not that tall ,184cm barefoot
UsgO7q
No.428095
>>428091
Reminder that only 3% of world is 6 feet or over that height.
MavsD1
No.428100
>>428095
is it real stat ?
MavsD1
No.428105
>>428087
also what is that graph supposed to express?
gOcPpU
No.428117
MavsD1
No.428118
>>428117
ohh what's yo age fellow zoomer anon ? dem 6ft is new 5'9 that stat is not appropriate for this day and age
pUQkOu
No.428119
>>428098
>5'10" is the new average
yeah man. Even here in ne guys are mostly above 5'7" and lots of guys in my uni are 6+
