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How to improve handwriting ?
8vM1/w
No.435358
last time i failed SSB most likely because my handwriting was so bad they couldn't read my responses.
<how bad is it anon ?
sometimes even i can't read what i wrote. yes, it's that bad.
so please help me improve handwriting and writing speed. i need to write really fast really good.
please anamas, help me. when i become an IAF officer, I'll leak classified documents here on bhach. trust.
LzvwEc
No.435359
>>435358(OP)
brvtal my handwriting is bad too yaar... which phase were by cod in?
LhIy/i
No.435361
>>435358(OP)
This just hit me, havent written anything in past 3 years, ever since I started wagiecelling. Brootal
ZN3FZC
No.435362
>>435361
same but for devanagari. I recently had to write in Marathi for some reason and found it difficult
8vM1/w
No.435363
>>435359
i was C/O pyaare. final day.
LzvwEc
No.435372
>>435363
Yaar if your handwriting was the reason theyd have eliminated you in the first day based on ur post, besides I don't think they care much about ur handwriting unless youre as bad as that kid from taare zameen pr... how was ur interview?
LzvwEc
No.435373
>>435372
maybe u fucked up the gto, bhachiyas rarely touch grass and have the coordination of a bhangi
LzvwEc
No.435374
>>435372
*based on ur ppdt
8vM1/w
No.435377
>>435372
nígga the first day is OIR and GD. yeah sure they make you write a story but caught a glimpse of the judges while everyone was telling their own stories and they weren't even looking at a sheet for more than 10 seconds.
plus, my handwriting in PPDT & TAT was decent, it was absolute garbage in WAT & SRT.
>how was ur interview?
shit. i was acting like a pussy, changing my own stance to agree with the interviewer. i didn't have any coaching, and it was my first time.
8vM1/w
No.435378
LzvwEc
No.435380
>>435377
then the interview is proly the reason? what did they exactly ask?
LzvwEc
No.435381
>>435378
brvtal we have otakus in the military...
8vM1/w
No.435382
>>435380
family, why my marks dropped in 12th, why i took a drop, wgera wgera.
LzvwEc
No.435384
>>435382
did they ask about your hobbies? I've heard they ask about those, and they'll ask more questions based on ur answers so if u mention stuff u know about you can impress them or stuff?
LzvwEc
No.435385
8vM1/w
No.435387
>>435384
my GTO asked about hobbies. asked me what Linux was, and why I'm interested in it, and which Japanese shows i liked.
IO didn't ask me much, he didn't need to. i was scared shitless, and he knew.
they want normies, níggas that go to clubs and like riding bikes. you say too much, they not gonna like it.
LzvwEc
No.435390
>>435387
brvtal so if i try to flex my tank knowledge and history stuffs ill be cancelled out, welps guess I'll prepare for mech then...
gNx1dZ
No.435391
>>435358(OP)
next time I will go to ssb i will leak pics and recording of all the testing process they never check your pockets
LzvwEc
No.435392
>>435387
how obnoxious and nervous were you?
gNx1dZ
No.435395
>>435390
look guys I have been to SSB twice ,one time I was coferenced out other time I got screened out ,in my interview I thought I lied at few points ,my geography knowledge was laughable,he asked me east european countries and I was like
>yugosalavia ?
keke yaaar ,it was humilation ritual for me and for him too as he was interviewing me he realised why tf I am even sitting with dis n1g3r and how he even fluked screening ,the reason I fluked it was the OIR was already marked and ppdt was a simple picture.
gNx1dZ
No.435397
>>435392
veryyy not the same anon but I was so full of myself,he didn't say much but humbled me when I got conferenced out
LzvwEc
No.435401
gNx1dZ
No.435402
>>435385
arey lawdu cuck they have your PIQ that you fill when you are screened in at the centre itself and they can always cross verify it with your duplicate marksheets that they already have
LzvwEc
No.435404
>>435400
brvtal, is ur family and grades all they asked about? how did u even fuck that up? just say what is...
LzvwEc
No.435406
>>435402
i see
8vM1/w
No.435411
>>435401
>oir was already marked?
yeah, they reuse OIR booklets and some dehatis mark answers on the booklets itself with pen, and even if they use whitener to remove it, some answers are still visible.
OIR was pretty easy, except in one question, for which the answer was already marked kekekek. but try to solve it yourself, do not rely on previously marked answers.
>>435401
>what did they ask?
about yourself, your City and state(know it well), hobbies, mostly about YOU. maybe a little bit about the history of NDA, helicopters and missiles and shit, but mostly you.
gNx1dZ
No.435412
>>435401
>interview went
more like humilation ritual I will go into the details why the fuck not I have all the time rn
>goodafternoon saaar
>goodafter noon gentelman
I was looking around the room like a retard that I noticed a bit later that bald mf was waving hand to shake
>immediately walks up to him and shakes his hand
>have a seat gentleman
>thanks saaar
>do you had your lunch ?
>yes saR
>what was in the lunch ?
>saaar one potato curyy,rice and chapattis
>hmm only one potato curry ? one potato only?
mind went on freeze mode because I didn't know how to react to this as I didn't use to smile a lot at that time,a simple smile or laugh would have sufficed
>no saar there were many potatoes
>immediately judges me
>okay gentleman ,(rapid fire question after question)
>ADHD GOES BRRRR
>CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT
>ANSWER RANDOMLY
>SAAAR REPEAT ?
>REPEATS
>FORGET AGAIN
>2ND CIQ
>FORGET AGAIN
>DIMENSIONS OF ROOM,EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES,CHABBAR PORT ? CONNECTION TO INDIA ?
>HALF BAKED ANSWERS
>any questions gentelman ?
again retard mode :ON
>SAAAR WHAT PART DO YOU LIKE MORE ? RECRUITMENT OR GENERAL ARMY LIFE
he is literally surprised at my audacity
>gentelman we are here only for a tenure
okay saaar
DISASTER,HUMILATION RITUAL,OBLITERATED
LzvwEc
No.435418
8vM1/w
No.435424
>>435418
yeah.
NIGGA YOU. hobbies, interests, academics, why you got into armed forces, family, who's your favourite sibling and why, wgera wgera.
>how did you fuck up that bad ?
i was constantly grinning like an idiot, he asked me why marks dropped, i gave excuses, and said he's right, and a bunch of other shit.
are you going for NDA or CDS ?
LzvwEc
No.435428
>>435412
smile a lot... got it.
>geography
good
>dimensions
guess my autistic measuring tiles with a scale to imagine better might help me estimate
>gk
decent
>connection of India
of what sirs? you?
how long did this last?
LzvwEc
No.435429
>>435424
I haven't even given written yet.. but nda
KDjQ2M
No.435437
>>435428
>*connection to India,if any base of India is in foreign what's the strategic importance to it
>how long ?
mera 30 minute hi chala ,jisko recommend karna hota max 40 minutes ya if he has some doubts about you and he has to clear you then he will ask more questions
LzvwEc
No.435445
KDjQ2M
No.435447
>>435445
he asked yaar Like I said it was in CIQ'S that I forgot asked me achievements and shit
LzvwEc
No.435461
>>435447
based on ur piq or did he ask u to name em in the interview?
MJjm5W
No.435517
>>435461
based on my piq if you deviate from what you have written he will cut it off or something
