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No.473352
>be me
>anon from tier-3 town
>government college warrior
>wake up at 6am because 8:30 lecture but roads say “lol no”
>step outside
>road looks like it lost a war
>potholes so deep they have PIN codes
>one of them probably qualifies for minority status
>auto bhaiya arrives
>vehicle making sounds like it’s narrating its own death
>we swerve left
>we swerve right
>at this point we’re not driving, we’re playing Temple Run: Civil Engineering Edition
>water-filled crater ahead
>auto bhaiya says “don’t worry”
>immediately worried
>entire auto disappears for 2 seconds
>come out baptized in municipal sewage
>reach halfway
>traffic jam because one buffalo has decided to pursue higher education in the middle of the road
>respect
>look up
>hear helicopter noises
>see shiny government helicopter flying overhead
>probably carrying some babu to “inspect rural infrastructure”
>inspection from 3,000 feet
>must look very smooth from up there
>maybe potholes look like decorative polka dots
>finally reach college gate
>gate hanging at 30-degree angle
>college building looks like it survived 3 empires and a mild earthquake
>paint last seen during Doordarshan era
>classroom fan rotating at emotional speed
>professor hasn’t been paid in 4 months
>still teaching thermodynamics like a freedom fighter
>administration office has one working computer
>runs on Windows XP and national optimism
>notice new admissions list on notice board
>cutoff for my category higher than Mount Everest
>other categories chilling comfortably
>me refreshing entrance portal last year like it’s IPL auction
>realize merit is important but so is social justice
>brain doing civil war
>heart says “study harder”
>wallet says “private college fees = kidney donation”
>politician on TV last night promising “world-class campuses”
>bro my lab doesn’t even have world-class electricity
>lunchtime
>canteen samosa legally classified as a geological sample
>still 12 rupees
>inflation fears this place
>afternoon announcement
>“distinguished officer visiting next week”
>suddenly entire campus gets makeover
>grass trimmed
>walls painted
>broken benches vanish
>we live in a simulation confirmed
>evening ride back home
>hit same pothole again
>pretty sure it remembers me
>reach home exhausted
>open social media
>see babus inaugurating “smart city corridor”
>comments disabled
>mfw my daily commute feels like a side quest in Dark Souls but on realistic difficulty
>still show up next day
>because degree is degree
>and hope is cheaper than helicopter fuel
5iRNUr
No.473353
Not reading aislop in the morning
BF0pgY
No.473355
Fuckk off clancker
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Q07P3R
No.473372
>>473352(OP)
>>mfw my daily commute feels like a side quest in Dark Souls but on realistic difficulty
lol'ed at this
