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cmZh1N
No.507286
-be me hates rendijeetas
-goes college exam happening
-sees a poor girl with worn off shoes dirty white shirt
-everyone avoiding her
-me decides to be her saviour for the day
-goes next to her ask what major are you in
-she replies chemistry with a smile
-asks my name
-i asked her name again she smiled
-im about to go home starts my rtr 200 4v
-sees her walking on foot
-asks her where she lives she replies
-eventually it's 10 mins away from my home
-tells her to hop on she hesitated but on back seat
-i rev my bike gets out of college there's a ice cream stand she says let's eat ice cream
-me says no since everything in pajeetland toxic
-tells her to eat anyway she said let's go then
-goes 80km/h she put hand on shoulder and tells she always wanted to ride at high speed and she like bikes but she never had one
-me decides to make her feel more happy revs to 96km/h she gets scared grabs me with both hands tell me to slow down
-i slow down she laughs i laugh we start talking about day to day life
-Arrives on petrol pump she says I'll pay even though she had 50rs for auto rickshaw I said it's okay
-drives her to home she says I drive very well she liked it
-i didn't asked for her number she said bye with a smile I felt happy to make a girl feel happy
-realises not every girl is remdijeeta
Rfsz2+
No.507291
>>507286(OP)
If you think every pajeeta is randi then you are retarded af and this story is fake af too
07Z3dY
No.507292
>>507286(OP)
sapne suhane pajeet ke
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cmZh1N
No.507297
>>507292
It's okio man trust it or not upto on you
1bOj67
No.507298
>>507286(OP)
Ask for her number tomorrow
Also don't get too happy, u will see she might already have someone despite being poor, it's the girls who seem very innocent who are most devillish
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cmZh1N
No.507299
>>507291
Stayed most of my life in dalli and poonjab that's why
07Z3dY
No.507300
>>507298
he's there jus having fun, i doubt that he had started making babies w/ her in his mind
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cmZh1N
No.507301
>>507298
Dc already have a gf
07Z3dY
No.507304
cmZh1N
No.507308
>>507304
Not chad brother lurk here for a year this is my first post also will help out anyone with things
07Z3dY
No.507313
>>507308
yaar, how do i talk to gals, I get attention and piche mudkar dekhna from 5/10 , but 8/10 very rarely.
what to do??
07Z3dY
No.507326
>>507313
i remember , when i used to go to gym a yr earlier and chests were so pumped, every girl on the track was staring yaar.
a cutie chasmish jeeta with her 2 frens sitting on a bench and looking at me by turning her neck whenever i passed by her bench.
lekin koi fayda nahi, sirf stare hi mila hai, naa kabhi chut mili, naa kabhi baat kar paya
07Z3dY
No.507329
>>507326
in park*
cmZh1N
No.507333
>>507313
Just talk man lemme tell u I'm rn taklu due to death in family in poonjab I didn't talked to any girls if you're in college be good at academics and eventually girl will get along with you and talk normally also learn to see through girls will make a thread tomorrow chill out it's easy until u don't live between remdijeetas they are just there to use you nothing else
07Z3dY
No.507340
now i am just a sukda khamba , no sunlight,circadian rhytm fked.
kabhi ye attention nahi milti toh accha hota
whenever i go to events/marriages, pyaari jeetas look at me for first/second time, but after that they don't .
this is so frustating yaar
>just a midwit in look
cmZh1N
No.507346
>>507326
Don't approach when they are with friends their friends are mostly asshole and girls are jealous of each other my gf best friend who is also a girl still do bad mouthing about me also lemme tell u I'm the most average looking guy you'll ever see I'm 5'6 barely 60kg but fit .....it's all about luck and the way you approach....being on perfect time at perfect place goes long way
07Z3dY
No.507347
>>507333
what to talk,i just stoody and vidya .
i lack real convo skills anon.
mai bohot jyada hi friendly aur open ho jata hu, i dont have topics to talk otherwise.
apne dost ke baap ke saath itna friendly baat karta tha ki ab vo much ignore karte hai
cmZh1N
No.507350
>>507340
Fix everything bhau sukha kambha means fucked atleast get some muscle or fat or get lean if you skinny
07Z3dY
No.507354
>>507346
60kg, tumne toh 49 bataya upar

7Nwzlg
No.507356
cmZh1N
No.507361
>>507347
Girls don't like guys who are too friendly be a bit mysterious or talk less otherwise you are like that sabjiwala loudspeaker who's annoying to listen to rather than a subwoofer


ZfoooH
No.507366
>>507356
6ft3 pERsonality
cmZh1N
No.507369
>>507356
Cuz I'm better than most 6ft3 I have dated Vietnamese she was so cute , fillipino 5girls they are too kawai too , american she was bitch ,indians good most of time ,dalli poonjab straight up mc goldigger, northeast India kawaii dated two of them
Also I was introvert i started doing Omegle got good at conversation started bagging up girls
07Z3dY
No.507372
>>507361
annoying to listen
>i am a listener than talker
be a bit mysterious
>i am by nature, but my friends tell me that you are hated because of your fake try hard chigma persona. for them , if i say idc, then fake chigma boiii shit. they are still stuck in bhangigram reels, but bag and talk to more jeetas while i have 0 interaction.
cmZh1N
No.507375
>>507354
Broski I was sukhda 45-49kg don't remember now I'm 60kg did home workout ate 5 eggs a day won't recommend to u all also protein powder will post body tomorrow with rupa chaddi
gXS2dB
No.507382
>>507286(OP)
>she says let's eat ice cream
>she put hand on shoulder and tells she always wanted to ride at high speed and she like bikes but she never had one
>she gets scared grabs me with both hands
Oh brother, she is a randijeeta but plays innocent
07Z3dY
No.507386
>>507369
got good at convo from omegle
>nice for you, i tried it, but two random gorimems from mlecchaland laughed the shit out of them because in camera, i look like emojirel :chud:
bc vo din pura kharab gaya tha, uske baad kabhi try hi nhi kiya
07Z3dY
No.507387
>>507386

cmZh1N
No.507388
>>507372
If you want a good high standard girl it's okay to be chigma chapri girls are easy to bag up but will cheat on u since they get impressed easily I'm in relationship with a brahmin for 5 years taller than me never had any problem
cmZh1N
No.507391
>>507386
If you ugly hide ur face buy a blanclava or just wear black (by the way I am a nigger) homie rumal blood gand shit
07Z3dY
No.507395
>>507391
not ugly by ind stds.
07Z3dY
No.507397
>>507388
literally ths
cmZh1N
No.507398
>>507382
Broski a 10rs ice cream means nothing cuz I helped her save 100 remember that's why some guys never get into relationship there's something called kind gestures
cmZh1N
No.507399
>>507395
But next to gori jeeta you a ugly remember that
gXS2dB
No.507403
>>507398
What i meant is who tf asks a guy they just met for icecream
07Z3dY
No.507407
>>507399
so leveling up upto gorimem can bag me 8/10 easily, but i am garib fag with no money for it.
ghar waalo se kahunga ki muh exfoliator sheit dilao toh sunscreen thama denge
cmZh1N
No.507408
>>507403
Mf it's just to my college and it's some redi wala ice cream and she wanted to eat it since it's gaandmi here and it was 2pm
07Z3dY
No.507411
>>507403
t.never met a girl irl
cmZh1N
No.507415
>>507407
Mf look at kaluas they mog twinkies to death just by having good body and looking like chimpanzee atleast get lean mf face is secondary broad shoulders flat tummy goes long way .....also girl don't give fuck about face that much start working out face will get better too tomorrow will post my jawline and body and you'll know it's average and i didn't spend much
cmZh1N
No.507418
>>507411
Lol lmao xd
07Z3dY
No.507430
>>507415
how will i fix my jew nose, no way i am paying for surgery and sheit yaar
07Z3dY
No.507442
>>507430
cmZh1N
No.507443
>>507430
I used to thought most people here are sane u know what a kalua with ugly nose and jail teeth with height of 5'8 was slaying muljeetas and poonjabi mf when I say get body first get it cuz more u swear more ur body will push out shit out of ur skin making it better don't have potbelly atleast and workout just for real if i post myself and you guys see me u mf will rope cuz most of you are almost better than me remember I'm 5'6-5'7 i checked last year so dk correct I just have a okayish body and jawline with university topper tag
cmZh1N
No.507447
>>507442
Noone gonna just target on ur nose first thing they will notice your height ur shoulders how many times you check someone nose use brain
07Z3dY
No.507449
>>507443
kaluas slay
>gorimems fell for psyop yaar, talk about lundia, i have accepted to get gobar'd now,but only high quality mithun cow ka gobar.
cmZh1N
No.507458
>>507449
Also remember luck is something that gets you laid you can be 9/10 and still be virgin all ur life and if you're in tier 1 city competition is too high cuz richfags there are doing gymaxxing,moneymaxxing so chances for average jeet is very low remember i didn't got much dalli poonjab girl only one dalli girl,but northeast cuties 1-2 .....always try to date someone who is like you if you're a 3/10 trying to rizz up 4/10 you're chances are very low
07Z3dY
No.507460
>>507447
true, but do you think picrel can slay
height
>np
shoulders
>i am a skeleton with custom skin
I have decided to work out, but all i do is 12 pushups ,5pullups,5dips per day.
i used to be a lot better while i was in gym, but left it for a yr, and now it has gone from 900 to 2000.other cheap options are filled with dehatis banging romantic musik and pumping to it.


cE8Buq
No.507465
why are you crying if you are le hecking Chad
>cant even greentext
yaar nufag
07Z3dY
No.507466
>>507458
hmm i get what you are saying...
but mai bhi ek 8/10 pyaari jeeta chahta hu, i dont want to settle for an avg jeeta

07Z3dY
No.507471
cmZh1N
No.507479
>>507460
That mehndi hasan will plap old fags but that hat one will surely get lot of pumsi if he groom a bit also check out beard vs no beard you'll know how much pumsi beard can get you also if u want to get better put earphone inside ur tiny earhole and blast music and dc about outside music do ur workout and get out it's better to struggle abit and max out ur stats than these shitty excuses mf I did workout at home 25 normal pushup 10 diamond 12 pull-up ate no oily no outside food no junk only eggs Protein meat and in 50 days I was in good shape tomorrow you'll see what i really look like
cmZh1N
No.507486
>>507465
Mf where I'm crying i just feel bad for her nothing else tomorrow you gonna cry bitch literally american psycho copy paste tomorrow 11am remember
07Z3dY
No.507489
cmZh1N
No.507491
>>507466
If you're not 10/10 chances are low but not 0 you must max out ur Convo skills be kinda rich own a bike remember a bike max out ur looks just go on yt search brutal bikes and you'll see helmet and bike goes long way
07Z3dY
No.507492
>>507488
larp nahi hai, maybe i didn't elaborate my situation carefully, i may have written 0 interaction, but was humor lodu


cE8Buq
No.507498
>>507486
>else tomorrow you gonna cry bitch literally american psycho copy paste tomorrow 11am remember
ok ranjeesh
07Z3dY
No.507500
>>507491
an onpar ending petrol activa 5g is what i drive.
cmZh1N
No.507501
>>507489
Bc it's the most pajeet bomdy you'll ever see why tf u mf thinks there will be abs and veins it's just what u need to look good that's it
cmZh1N
No.507503
>>507498
See u jaggu mc
07Z3dY
No.507506
>>507501
i know about boody anon, i have been to gym
cmZh1N
No.507512
>>507500
Ovari da atleast get a vroom i own a rtr 200 4v red black that's why girl was ready to hop on scooty already makes u a female
Just look at rider with bikes and scooty and choose one there you know ur answer



























































