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Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530313

Oil and gas shortage may become brootal in coming days. you have the induction, oven, air fryer in stock right?

Anonymous

IN

Kndt7p

No.530316

>>530313(OP)

>induction

I couldnt buy shit nígga

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530317

>>530316

Check blinkit or zepto.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530319

jio mart too

Anonymous

IN

fA5ZPf

No.530320

>>530313(OP)

>Oil and gas shortage may become brootal in coming days

nothing ever happens. can you oil nîggas shut the fuck up ?

Anonymous

IN

SNmQw2

No.530321

>>530313(OP)

Nothing ever happens yaar, we saw some hoard a few days ago but everyone started getting the cylinder eventually. Wish we had a tandoori at the home though. That is something kino.

Anonymous

IN

SNmQw2

No.530324

>>530316

Is there something like induction tandoori sold by them?

Anonymous

IN

fA5ZPf

No.530327

>>530321

also, it's kinda hilarious watching idiots fill up their tanks and hoard cylinders, like, nîgga, do you really think it will last long enough to be significant if there was an actual shortage ?

nîggas will hoard cylinders but not learn how to make a fire kekekekekek.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530328

>>530320

yaar iran is now using MIRVs against israelis. amerigolems bombed their biggest oil facility and in return iran is going to target the oil facilities of Saudi, as of now riyadh is seeinf fireworks, UAE, Bahrain and other middle east countries.

uae hasn't seen a single ship being loaded with oil/gas in last 24 hours. unironically pool is closed.

Anonymous

IN

lYyBOl

No.530332

>>530313(OP)

Gas maybe oil no

Don't be a retad

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530334

one silver lining is that russian oil is moving freely, atleast 10 vessels in route to India. another good point is that reliance being chummy with usa is good so we may get option from Venezuela. still gas shortage will hit for certain.

Anonymous

IN

qAfgZj

No.530335

>>530313(OP)

>After watching dhool tatti video

Post your jati muzzrat

t.UC Brahmin from konkan belt

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530336

>>530332

yes likely

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530337

>>530335

>dhruv tatti

yaar hindu. i am jain.

Anonymous

CH

mvpuIq

No.530338

>>530313(OP)

There is no shortage

LPG is a waste product, nobody is going to stop supplying it ever

Anonymous

IN

SNmQw2

No.530339

>>530327

We will just move to kerosene chulha lol

Anonymous

IN

+Du4In

No.530340

>>530313(OP)

kekekekekek

t.PNG Enjoyer

Have Induction, if not then we've space for wood cooking

Anonymous

IN

fA5ZPf

No.530341

>>530328

can you read nîgga ? NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

even my favourite momo dukaan is running without any problems. and my favourite shawarma stall uses electric shit, idk what it's called, the pole full of chicken and the platform where he heats up the roti.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530343

>>530338

>there's no shortage

>posting from Switzerland

i am sure you have a good life there.

Anonymous

IN

fA5ZPf

No.530345

>>530339

i can literally go and buy goitha rn kekekekekekek.

Anonymous

IN

SNmQw2

No.530346

>>530341

Relax yaar, don't be a foid, he is just asking us to be on safe side, everything is fine here too, but just in case something goes wrong, it doesn't hurt to be on the safe side.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530347

>>530340

>t.PNG Enjoyer

what do you think NG is PNG stands for anon. where do you think we get it from.

>>530341

thanks for ground report but the situation has changed now. americans are escalating and iran is doubling down.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530348

>>530346

this and it's not surprising that GOI is currently cracking down hard on the hoarders of cylinders.

Anonymous

IN

SNmQw2

No.530349

>>530345

SHIT, I can do that too, but I don't want to clay all of my cooking vessels and shit. But we can just cook chicken on clay pots and cook a bunch of bati on goyetha, yaar, that shit would be so kino, I have not cooked bati with my father in million years.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530350

that reminded me induction is already out of stock, next grills will be out stock so order them now if you haven't.

Anonymous

IN

fA5ZPf

No.530351

>>530346

>>530347

if something does go wrong, I'll just use picrel kekekekekekekek. don't even need to pay, my chacha owns a tabela.

Anonymous

ARYA

SNmQw2

No.530353

>>530348

Yaar Dayoos, if you are in jeet land won't this be affecting you too? If not, maje hi maje hai yaar tumhare /b/ro. I hope I get to cook some bati and cook some meat on clay pot with my dad.

Anonymous

ARYA

SNmQw2

No.530354

>>530351

BASED

Anonymous

ARYA

M/7Vy4

No.530355

>>530351

Thats some gourmet shit yaar, would love to take a bite out of that

Anonymous

ARYA

SNmQw2

No.530357

>>530351

Yaar Pajeet, what would be really funny, if all the gas arround world runs out and we all start to use goyetha as fuel to keep ourself warm and shit, while first world nations suffer. The chances of this happening is close to none, but a thought which made me laugh none the less.

Anonymous

UN

eJYdiF

No.530358

>>530313(OP)

Perhaps LNG and PNG, Diesel and Petrol will last long.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530359

>>530353

so far haven't seen any price hike but cook makes food so that's different.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530360

>>530358

yes

Anonymous

ARYA

SNmQw2

No.530362

>>530359

>cook

Sirs how could you betray us poor fags like this. Yui Chad and i am in shambles. Also after i crack my meme exams put me in same department as you keku

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530363

>Iranian Parliament Speaker, Chalibaf

>Attacking the infrastructure means the enemy’s suicide, and the eye-to-eye equation exists and a new level of conflict has begun.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530364

>>530362

sorry des but i thought it was a common knowledge. i also cook on my own sometimes just when i want a break from regular routine.

Anonymous

IN

fA5ZPf

No.530365

>>530359

>cook makes food so that's different

of course, how did i forget.....

Anonymous

IN

+Du4In

No.530366

>>530347

Duh I know but I am not lining up for tanki

We don't have any problem, we can adapt to even wood cooking as said

Anonymous

ARYA

SNmQw2

No.530369

>>530365

Dayoos bloody is being smuggg, how dare, blaaady. Sab theek hojayega bidoo, don't take tension.

>>530364

Reasonable though, cooking yourself can be very zen

Anonymous

IN

fA5ZPf

No.530371

>>530357

i literally Just was thinking of that too.

whities seething about cow dung, when it's a fool-proof plan against fuel shortage, apocalypse, or straight up fallout.

their greatest nightmare, we solved with GOBAR kekekekekekekekekek.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530373

>>530366

good for you dhurandhar

Anonymous

UN

eJYdiF

No.530378

>>530337

>he thinks we'll fall for it again

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530379

>>530378

it's real this time. i think i might miss dhurandhar 2 screening too.

Anonymous

ARYA

SNmQw2

No.530382

>>530379

You are telling me I could have invested in this son of a bitch on January, and I would have had massive returns of i withdrawed it all now? Fuckkkk.

Anonymous

IN

fA5ZPf

No.530384

>>530382

the baniya never reveals his secrets.

Anonymous

ARYA

lFJUOO

No.530387

>>530382

Wait till you hear about fertilizer related options

Anonymous

CH

mvpuIq

No.530389

>>530343

LPG is released when oil is harvested and in many cases burnt.

It literally has no value

Also LPG cylinders are infinitely recycable.

It's a resource that will never end flowing.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530390

>>530387

I think some anon posted about that too.

>>530382

happens anon.

Anonymous

JH

fA5ZPf

No.530395

>>530390

abe dyaush check >>>/b/530055

permaban him please.

Anonymous

ARYA

SNmQw2

No.530405

>>530387

>>530384

I am joking yaar, I don't know shit about any of investing stuff. I never cared about money all that much. It's just that unironically, being dead serious, I have a poor friend who lost his father recently, and if I had some spare cash to throw, I would have financially supported him and shit. I don't care all that much about money, but I like the idea of whole philanthropist archetype. From what I understand, even if I threw in 5K, it is not like I would have 5 crore on me or anything.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530407

>>530395

huh

>>530389

okay so as long as crude oil is flowing thing may not be as bad but that's just one way, we import natural gas directly from middle east. let's see.

another thing to note is that crude prices are appreciating in general - not good.

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530408

@pratty stop calling for genocide of any group. we don't do that here.

Anonymous

UN

eJYdiF

No.530421

>>530379

Not what I meant. We are not believing that 100% Jain lie again.

Anonymous

UN

eJYdiF

No.530424

>>530408

Librandufication of BharatChan, over I'm actually leaving fr now

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530425

>>530421

hmmm

Anonymous

IN

KYtSSg

No.530426

>>530424

see you tomorrow

Anonymous

JH

fA5ZPf

No.530431

>>530424

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Anonymous

ARYA

SNmQw2

No.530434

>>530424

You dropped this

Anonymous

IN

Xugil/

No.530582

>>530337

gayaush spotted

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