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Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.538983

>Government of India has called for an all-party meeting tomorrow, 25th March at 5 PM on West Asia crisis.

:cloud_moji_siren.gif::cloud_moji_siren.gif::cloud_moji_siren.gif::cloud_moji_siren.gif:

Anonymous

IN

jq6/Bd

No.538985

>>538983(OP)

Nothing ever happens

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.538986

>>538983(OP)

Every time iran falls for negotiation meme of drumpf talks about 'negotiation' it is followed by bombs on iran.

Anonymous

IN

J6fNIg

No.538988

>>538983(OP)

nothing burger chai samosa karkyakram for manniya netas

Anonymous

IN

bFSsr9

No.538989

>>538983(OP)

Trump's fault

Anonymous

IN

J6fNIg

No.538990

>>538986

both are just manipulating markets.

Anonymous

IN

lk+q6u

No.538991

>>538983(OP)

thanks for reminding, I'm going to buy some crudeoil positions today

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.538993

>>538991

hope you make some prophet

>>538990

iran is going to get bombed yaar

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.538998

>>538983(OP)

>News so serious that dayuss had to make a new emoji for bhach

:WTF::WTF::WTF:

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.538999

>>538998

:pepe_wtf::pepe_wtf::pepe_wtf:

blaaaaaaaaaady

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539000

>>538998

I was surprised we didn't have siren emoji. Now we need anti-siren emoji for NEH guys.

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.539002

>>539000

I think we already have one for them :LMAO:

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539003

>>539002

kek actually yes

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.539004

>>539003

blaaady I didn't knew emojis are case sensitive :lmao:

NOTHINGOBAR H BABU

IN

nrYIwa

No.539005

>>538983(OP)

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539006

>>539004

tbh they shouldn't be, noted for later fix.

Also need to have inline markdowns rendered in catalog posts.

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539007

>>539005

bhai account bana lo, i will approve.

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539008

>gobar poster

actually no, i will not approve.

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.539009

>>539006

naisu lage raho yaara:animu_beer:

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.539010

>>539008

kek

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539011

Pool is going to get annihilated in coming days.

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.539013

>>539011

I think Israel might've preinformed us about a possible nuclear strike on Iran. They seem to be getting desperate now that their iron dome is no longer domming every missile shot at them. This might actually turn into a nuclear war.

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539014

>>539013

Proly some info is there desu. Let's see.

Anonymous

IN

IQ+BY4

No.539015

>>538983(OP)

Nothing ever happens

US

9MFCrg

No.539016

>>538985

fpbp

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539017

>>539016

Start rationing your food shin.

>webm related

those kids are probably bhachiya age now.

Anonymous

IN

Oim4V4

No.539018

>>538983(OP)

Nothing ever happens yaar, netas just wanted a chai samosa party.

Anonymous

IN

Oim4V4

No.539020

>>539016

Abey yaar where did you get this???

>CHAI SAMOSA PARTY YAHI TOH HABBENI

IN

nrYIwa

No.539021

>>539018

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

OK WILL TRY

IN

nrYIwa

No.539022

>>539005

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

>>539007 >>539022

IN

nrYIwa

No.539023

>>539007

>>539022

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.539024

Imagine if it just turns out to be a mass dhurandhar 2 watchalong:kek: :lmao::lessgooobois:

US

9MFCrg

No.539025

>>539017

brootal yrr, time passes so fast

>Start rationing your food shin

i have a whole crate of microwaveable $0.5 cup ramen in my room :satania_laugh_g:

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539026

>>539024

kekfuel if it happens but won't. all party meetings were only called during start of parliament sessions or big issues like terrorist attack - pahalgam/operation sindoor.

this is serious issue if it warrants one.

US

9MFCrg

No.539027

>>539020

its probably from inch. i got it in jan 2024 but it could be older

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539028

>>539023

can't see give me initials of ur usernamewa

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539029

>>539027

it's pretty much older - at bare minimum 2019/20.

>>539025

>0.5 cup

is it enough?

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.539032

>>539026

Right right

I was kidding yaar. Kek

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.539033

>>539026

Great pepe edit

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539034

>>539033

ai slop by pratty

US

9MFCrg

No.539035

>>539029

it should be enough to last me 20 days :D

assuming i only eat once every day tho D:

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.539037

>>539034

great nonetheless

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539038

>>539035

Ig you are stocked. Have cheese etc. too.

US

9MFCrg

No.539039

>>539038

yeah i'm gonna buy a shitload of chocolate milk and a block of cheddar from the convenience store tomorrow

cashier probably thinks i'm deranged seein how i show up almost every other day to buy random shit in order 2see her

Anonymous

IN

l87ytG

No.539041

>>539040

KEKKK

Anonymous

IN

t+ZbUr

No.539045

Anonymous

ARYA

ZcwaZ2

No.539048

>>538983(OP)

They probably have been informed that this war isn&x27;t stopping anytime soon We don&x27;t have enough reserves and they are panicking for stopgap measures I doubt Trump stops this war before midterms US defence budget was hiked by 50

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539049

>>539039

kek

>>539045

kino

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539050

>>539048

interestimg

Anonymous

IN

Fy8w5D

No.539061

:cloud_moji_jcr.gif::cloud_moji_jcr.gif::cloud_moji_jcr.gif::cloud_moji_jcr.gif:

Anonymous

IN

EpNe5z

No.539076

>>538983(OP)

>>538985

Please America/Iran or anyone do a strike on this meeting and kill all these bastards.

Rolling

UP

744i1z

No.539085

>>538998

You got it backwards. He made this post to show off his newly made emoji

Anonymous

IN

eeYgJO

No.539086

What about us mobile users? We cant have inline emojis

Anonymous

IN

EhdOWI

No.539088

>>539045

>>539061

>pov: you said something remotely negative about dhurandhar franchise on internet.com and now your phone won't stop playing na de dil pardesi nu

Anonymous

IN

EhdOWI

No.539089

>>539085

kek

Anonymous

UN

Bn1fCP

No.539092

>>538993

Nah, Trump knows he's heading into an escalation trap, he is trying to get a similar deal to the one they had with Obama so he can claim victory for now. Iran will inevitable get bombed and have to give up all its fissile material tho. And honestly it has no other choice, it can only postpone its loss.

Anonymous

UN

Bn1fCP

No.539097

>>539013

The Iron dome is meant for short range cheap subsonic rockets, it can't shoot down ballistic missiles, they rely on David's Sling and Arrow interceptors for those.

Anonymous

ROJR

9QW0iZ

No.539099

>>538983(OP)

Yaar , i don't have a jaab and they are already going for a full blown war. How the fk me and my family is going to survive after the exponential level of inflation thats going to habben afterwards yaar.

Please kill this shithole of a nation first before going on for a full ground invasion of Iranian cutieland. Blaady , tough times are coming , extremely tough times are coming.

>Imagine the level of onground violence going to habben in this country. Most restaurants and cafe workers are going to go full r£tard and do violence

>Soshit vanchit samaj will blame bamans for everything and it's going to be a full blown genocide this time as they know bamans have no where to run

>Muzzie from all over the world are gonna have a holy alliance this time , we might face much brutal levels of violence on ground

>To control this chaos , indian army will step in and this will deplete even more of our non renewable resources.

>Neighbouring enemy states are gonna see this a good opportunity as their goal is anyway to die but this time that death would result into an actual sure shot conclusion .

Yaar apun ko to ronaa aarela hai .

Anonymous

UN

Bn1fCP

No.539100

>>539099

Yaar Pajeet using Lundian Army to quell riots is like using a sledgehammer to kill cockroaches on an expensive porcelain plate.

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