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so one day i join vc on bharat chan and some guy join with deep voice and he say i am aizen royal blood from karnataka ancient dynasty

i say ok bro cool and he say u kaleshi aurat right

i say no sir i am man he say no ur voice is too poetic u are lying woman

then he start saying weird shayari like

ine of jamkhandi”

and i get scared but also little flattered but mostly scared

then he send me picture of his sherwani and say

“if i was not royal i would take u to btm layout and marry u in love temple”

i say bro pls i am just here for memes he say

“lie to world not to me my kaleshi queen”

then he start singing kannada ghazal and try to screenshare google maps to show where his palace used to be before british stole it

i log off

next day he change username to “aizen kumar missing u/kaleshi_aurat”

pls help

>>1091(OP)

Holy kino.

Main aap logo ke byaah ka intezaam karwa sakta hu. Bas 1,00,000 main catering, tent aur DJ.