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I wanna prepare for UPSC next year bhachanners
Where do i even fucking begin? Can anyone tell me which youtube sir i should follow what study material i should order? I suck at ROTE bhachanners theres no fucking way im remembering the history of india, this polity that polity :'(
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>10^-44 probability of clearing jee advanced by random answers acc to ai >one out of 10^44 chance of qualifying >sell book to parents with 10^44 - 1 omr sheets >child fills each page randomly and exhausts every incorrect possibility >child give...
BROOTAL EXAMCEL BPs
post stories, interviews of brootal examcel failures. This is not to laugh, but rather to hopefully spread awareness and I'm sure some of you may end up making edits and make it viral social media https://youtu.be/nJQ9RDQSA8c?si=nLglwJ67IyrkegDO&t=5...
Guys I need to learn Hindi, can you guys guide me ...
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k7ogDd
No.1237
koi jee-cel hai kya sirs, serious help needed.
meri madad kardo
maine puri 11th bhach pe nikal di, ab kaise karu required syllabus for 12th khatam.
pls meri madadwa kardo
D0KHO9
No.1238
You already know the solushaan.
k7ogDd
No.1239
>>1238
by not coming to bhach?
XVooAL
No.1240
>>1239
And stoodying
k7ogDd
No.1241
>>1240
i understand sirs, i just deactivated my bhangigram.
ek ladki se baat kar raha tha but ab band karni padegi.
are you a jeecel too?
i need some help regarding the syllabus
captcha - GL (goodluck)
k7ogDd
No.1242
bump
dgF3XZ
No.1246
>>1237(OP)
Age?
vXdqCn
No.1247
>>1237(OP)
padhle bhosadchod. don't make my mistake. i got into inch in 2020 during 12th boards and since then my entire life has been going downhill. I barely passed 12th, flunked jee and went to shitty pahadi college, graduated and became NEET now here I am
just stop browsing
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lbjw1W
No.1253
>>1237(OP)
Nhi nikle ga
r0ufMP
No.1255
lOP7tJ
No.1256
>>1247
wow literally me, its just i am in 3rd yr but rest is all same.
Ss8rBu
No.1257
>>1247
Same thing happened to me except the site was reddit and the year was 2011. Life's been downhill ever since.
r0ufMP
No.1259
>>1258
is it game over then
UaFWhG
No.1261
ek no. ka jhatu hai 2.
mai 26tard hu , 19 din me jee hai,
mai to kahunga lode tere pass bohot time hai.
aram se gaand ghis.
syllabus syllabus kya krra , koi jewtube pe vid dekh le . agar tujhe sachme lgta hai ki tujhme potential hai toh clutch krke end mai save ho jaega like me, like agar tera goal 270/300 hai ,jo ki mujhe nhi lg rha , toh teachers ka cuck ban ja.
11th waste ka randirona sab lode krte hai.
lekin 12th ke oct se main chize chalu hoti hai.
copium dena toh nhi chahta lekin , ego pe baat ayi toh admi kuch bhi kr leta hai.
J5lnKL
No.1262
>>1258
more like outliers ended up here. its not that i wont make it but i need one victory it would put me above most of tier1bhangis too.
k7ogDd
No.1263
>>1261
hi sirs, apna tele dedo pls pls pls
0MNZCy
No.1264
k7ogDd
No.1265
>>1264
cool
are you regular schoolgoer?
online coaching?
is your syllabus done
do i complete my 11th from fastlane lecs of competishun
0MNZCy
No.1266
>>1265
dummy
allen
done lekin >ionic,electrochem,thermochem,organic ki ncert reading , block chem ko strong krna baki hai
>dekh agar sirf mains clear karna hai to easy hai, base level concepts aur saare formula retention kar , manipulation ana chahiye, chem ke liye ncertmaxxing kar. lekin the only essence of doing everything in detail is to after 1st atmpt , jab adv ke liye stody karega , tab gand nhi phatni chahiye , matlab sirf formule ratte hai , us bacche ko adv ke ques mai conceptual thinking krni hoti hai , vo develop hogi in-depth learning se
sabse pehle , sunday ke mocks ke low marks se demotivate mat ho
>kabhi maths ke liye lectures nhi dekh , lekin agar tu ek que me bohot time le rha , then check some vid to see if any new concept is being applied
>phy mai koi koi ch abj sir ke kiye , lekin hamesha se mera phy strong hi tha
>chem mai ns sir aur alk sir se kiya hai long-form(not fastlane) aur ncertmaxxing aur pyqmaxxing karle
aur kuch??
k7ogDd
No.1267
>test
kabhi diye hi nahi 11th mai
>allen dummy
soch raha hu 12th mai karlu yeh
agar abhi long form lecs karu toh time jyada lagega, tab tak 12th start hojayegi + 11th ke finals bhi hai
jo jo main chapters hai unhe longform karleta hu
do you mind telling me some must do chapters in 11th
>muh online search karo
sab alag alag bata rahe.
har week /acd/ check karte rahiyo pls
0MNZCy
No.1268
ok
MATHS:
>quad , seq&se , pnc(atleast basic thinking) , binomial (hamesha puchte hai , bohot deep nhi),
determinant&matrices(alteast 2 que ata hi hai compulsory) , sets-relation(know basic formulae and terms such as reflexive,transitive etc) , coordinate (bohot lengthy hai lekin worth it hai , do not ever mug up formulae , same galti ki thi maine , instead abhi kaise derive hote hai wo dekh , mai pehle tangent , normal ke formula ratta leta tha , abhi pta chal gya ki kaise derive hote hai koi bhi curve ke liye ), trigo bhi basics sab ane chahiye , concept mix sawal puch lete hai.
maths is not about knowing formula , practice kar dhang se .
abe direct 1st attempt ko as a mock dega kya
dusro ki baato mai mat aa, jitne test de sakta hai de(only after minimum practice reqd , warne gand phat jayegi)
0MNZCy
No.1269
PHY:
sab hi main cheeze hai
lekin:nlm, circular&wep(basic pta chahiye), com(cavity wale problems , main formula yaad rakh , rotation(know all moi of objects and basic formulae) , fluid bhi basics hi krle aur thermo acche se kr.(properties of matter ke bhi sawal puchte hi hai)
phy mai bohot sare ch se q puchte hai , ek hi chapter ke max 3 se jyada sawal hone ki prob bohot kam hai , mera phy strong hai kyunki sare ch ke concepts yaad hai, agar nhi hai , toh use chapter ki practice karleta hun
0MNZCy
No.1270
CHEM:
>mole(very easy , bas 1-2 bar karle phir yaad ho jayega)
>chem eqbm(usse bhi easy chapter hai ,ispe jyada time waste mat krna)
>ionic(agar 11th mai yeh ch hai , toh acche se in-depth karle)
>atomic(11th mai tough lgti hai , nhi jamti , lekin 12th mai ane ke baad modern phy padhega , tab bohot hi easy aur scoring lgegi
>ideal,real gas(mains mai nhi hai)
>redox(time waste mat kar, major concept yaad rakh)
>periodic table&chembonding(is chapter ke saath bdsm karle)
>goc(iske saath bhi)
>isomerism(iske saath oral sex)
0MNZCy
No.1271
bas nanhejeet , ab mai jaa rha hu, stoody krni hai
k7ogDd
No.1272
Dlyo5v
No.1287
bhaiyon aaj mai allen gaya tha admission ki baat karne, unhone 1.8 lakhs + 1.4 Lakhs (for dummy school) ka quote diya hai.
suicide karlu kya
KibS5s
No.1288
>>1261
26'ard here
I kinda F'ed up TBH
23rd ko test hai , i dont think i would be able to do anything anymore (prolly 92%ile launga and fir RR karunga ki Advance mein qualify ho jaata and other if's)
Maybe 2nd attemp mein kuch kar paaun
Peace out Chat .....
nTtjtQ
No.1299
yaaro, kal jee hai mera
tumhara kab hai, btw kaise gya
