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I wanna prepare for UPSC next year bhachanners
Where do i even fucking begin? Can anyone tell me which youtube sir i should follow what study material i should order? I suck at ROTE bhachanners theres no fucking way im remembering the history of india, this polity that polity :'(
Guys I need to learn Hindi, can you guys guide me ...
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>10^-44 probability of clearing jee advanced by random answers acc to ai >one out of 10^44 chance of qualifying >sell book to parents with 10^44 - 1 omr sheets >child fills each page randomly and exhausts every incorrect possibility >child give...
BROOTAL EXAMCEL BPs
post stories, interviews of brootal examcel failures. This is not to laugh, but rather to hopefully spread awareness and I'm sure some of you may end up making edits and make it viral social media https://youtu.be/nJQ9RDQSA8c?si=nLglwJ67IyrkegDO&t=5...
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CNizwh
No.1517
>be my baap
>age 60
>MCA
>DBMS teacher in tier 69+ college (doesn't even know basic set theory)
>revises 5 minutes before class
>becoming more and more senile everyday
>no pension, no stocks, no land, nothing for retirement
>puri zindagi bita di without upskilling or getting more degrees to get promotions
>come home everyday and watch news for 4 hours while all his school friends are getting jobs abroad
>their kids grew up in america, they all have that NRI accent
>issokay, beta hai na
>will be 64 when beta finishes btech
>dimag ki batti khuli (?)
>out of nowhere, enrolls in phd
>phd in machine learning
<literally doesn't even know python
<doesn't know math past 10vi
<HAS BEEN FRAUDING HIS ENTIRE LIFE
>been teaching for 20+ years now
<NEVER ONCE TRIED TO EVEN SIT FOR NET OR GATE, NOW WANTS TO DO PHD
<DIDN'T EVEN CLEAR NET, ENROLLED IN PRIVATE
>be me
>whatever i guess
>join his college because fucked up gayee
>already knew more about computers and programming than him since 8th grade
>really interested in ML, thinking of learning PyTorch
>dimaag ki batti khuli (?)
>"papa, aap toh ML mein phd ke liye enroll hue hain na ?"
>"yeh freeCodeCamp ka 25 ghante ka PyTorch ka course dekh lijiye, fir aapke liye phd coursework samajhna aasaan ho jaayega"
>"plus khud padhke mujhe bhi samjha denge toh mujhe bhi fayda hoga"
>"har din 1 ghanta bhi dekhenge toh 1 mahine mein khatam ho jaayega"
>"lekin iske liye kam se kam python aana chahiye"
>baap visibly shits his pants
>uh....... gotta come up with something......
>"lekin usme koi dikkat nahi hai"
>"aap dekhte dekhte hi seekh lenge, it's quite easy"
<didn't even touch the video link for 2 weeks
<still watching Ankit Awasthi everyday for 4 hours
>finally yesterday miracle happens
>baap watching PyTorch video
>okay...... let's see how this goes.....
>20 minutes later
<"anon, yaad hai maine tumhe NotebookLM ke baare mein bataya tha"
<"usme koi bhi youtube video ka link daal dene se use summarise kar deta hai"
>oh god no.......
<"use bolne se question answer format mein bhi bana deta hai"
<"toh vahi maine link daal diya hai, toh abhi process ho raha hai"
>(yeah no wonder this guy didn't make it in life)
>"sahi hai papa, hehehehehe" (i wanna kill myself)
>5 minutes later
<"are anon dekho na, yeh NotebookLM toh sirf mushkil se 100 line ka hi banaya hai"
>"arey papa woh free model kitna hi process karega"
<"arey toh tum achha sa prompt likh do na, usi ki wajah se shayad nahi bann raha hai"
>"haaaan, abhi toh kuch soojh nahi raha hai"
<"to fir main OriginalityAI se prompt generate kar leta hoon"
>"haan papa, sahi rahega"
<"dekho na, yeh wala prompt se bhi achha se nahi likh raha"
>"haan, kya pata kabhi kaam karta hai kabhi nahi"
>i give up
>was genuinely hoping this faggot would help me
>but i guess not
this fucker has broken 20,000 rupee Lenovo Yoga tab and stayed silent about it, but when i drop some chai on the kitchen counter he yells at me and calls me nalayak
living with him everyday is a pain in the ass
i can't even imagine the embarassment i'll have to go through when he finally teaches my class in 3rd year
not because he's my father, but because he's senile and retarded
was recently jerking off to the greatness of Israel and Mossad while his own life is in shambles
mom stays awake every night wondering how we'll manage after this guy retires eventually
i'm scared bros.....
all our life we never even had a car......
i wanted to pursue higher studies since this is a tier nalla college
why do i have to pay for the laziness of my father ?
sometimes i rant to my mom on the phone about how much he yells at me.....
<"are tum dekha kahan hai, mamaji ko nanaji kitna sunaate the"
>"yaar mummy nanaji daroga the aur unse pura gaon darta tha"
>"yeh idli waale ko pranaam karte hain"
YZlwsx
No.1518
<"PUT KE PAAV PALNE MEIN HI DIKH JAATE HAIN"
<"TUMHARE JAISE STUDENTS KO DEKHA HAI MAINE"
<"MERE ANUMAN SE KOI ZAYADA AAGE KOI NAHI GAYA HAI"
<"TUMME BHI WAHI DIKH RAHA HAI"
sometimes it gets to me bhaiyon.....
0djhRZ
No.1519
>>1517(OP)
>>1518
So fkin sad yaar, my baap is so eerily similar to what you described. Didn't upskill or jump companies, stuck to one company till he got fired in 2017. Glad that he's not as miserable as your dad though....
Also I've noticed that I'm also becoming like him, slacking off, not upskilling myself and being in this comfy little zone. I must get out of this stupid habit. Genes do matter ig, I've definitely inherited this.
Damn this was a wake-up call, thank you anon for making this post
gBMAde
No.1521
>>1517(OP)
>MCA
>doesn't even know basic set theory)
Many such cases
>nothing for retirement
>without upskilling
That's Indian culture yaar.
This is why boomerjeets are always talking about "keyreer-veryeer ban jaaye ek baar".
It's because they don't understand that you have to adapt all the time.
>NRI accent
When speaking Hindi?
>beta hai na
You're his retirement plan, kekdu kekeshwar swamy
>phd in machine learning
Do you not need an MTech before PhD if you just have MCA?
>khud padhke mujhe bhi samjha
Implying that boomerjeets are capable of undestanding anything
>visibly shits his pants
yaar
Now tell me anonwa, how are your social skills? Do you get hot pajeetas or not?
Has this kind of baap affected your social life and personality in bad ways?
>prompt generate kar leta hoon
At least your baap is good at jugaad
Maybe he got this far in life with jugaad
How is your mom? Is she beautiful or is she also jugaad?
gBMAde
No.1522
>>1519
yaar this is pajeet life
Unless you actively make efforts to something against it, you will end up like this because the environment in India makes you complacent and lazy, and eventually irrelevant and incompetent.
Unless you actively make efforts every single day to not be this way, that's how you will end up in this environment.
It's not genetics, but its your samskara. You learnt all those things and values from him. You are imbuing too much to genetics when most of it is within your own personal responsibility to change and build on.
>>1520
This is another example.
You don't inherit those things. You either are taught those values by the environment, or you develop them by yourself and taking support of whatever privileges you already have.
L4E/n3
No.1524
>>1521
>When speaking Hindi?
No, only while speaking english. it feels kinda forced tbh, but it's not annoying or pretentious. they are humble enough. most of them shifted during 7-8th grade, so they speak hindi like a metropolitan richfag, but they were richfags anway.
except for one didi, she can't even speak hindi properly, was born and raised in australia.
>Do you not need an MTech before PhD if you just have MCA?
he has both BCA and MCA, so he's eligible.
>how are your social skills?
top notch yaar. i used to be an excellent speaker, and my indian accent is not that heavy. but my desire for socialisation is at an all time low, becaue i am in a bhangi college, and also because my father is a lecturer in the same college.
>Do you get hot pajeetas or not?
yeah, in 11-12th. not necessarily hot, but not outright uggo either. and they owuld always be interested first. i'm not a lost case yaar, i just fucked up my gayee.
>Has this kind of baap affected your social life and personality in bad ways?
kind of. mom and dad used to fight a lot, so as a child i would act out at school and make everyone laugh, got punished a lot of times too. but it was never any chhapri shit.
>How is your mom?
she's the most beautiful woman in the gaon(no Oedipus of course), even got scouted by a model scout once in Delhi. but she once started crying in my arms saying he used to call her ugly in their early days of marriage.
ee+C3G
No.1525
>>1524
>Hindi
Well, sounds like your opinion then
>English
If you make conscious efforts, you can reduce your accent. And if you don't but get the right environment, your accent will change without you noticing it.
>MCA
Happens only in India. Outside of India, MCA is equivalent of only a B. Tech.
>Social skills
Sounds like you're doing pretty well then.
Good thing you have not taken influences from your father. You must have a good and healthy relationship with your mother and she must have supported you really well.
>Mid pajeetas
Not a lost cause then anon. Think about how it was investing in bitcoin. Not everybody may see the potential now, but in a few years time, she might end up as an apsara in her mid 20s. Play your cards right early. Or just gain experience without hurting people if possible.
>gayee
Just focus where you can make substantial effort. Stop worrying about useless things such as incompetent baap.
gayee won't matter a few years down the road if you can build something good while working on your skills.
>mom and dad
No wonder, I can see that they are both very different. Good thing you took more influences from your mom though.
>mom
Wow, so somehow your dad really was master jugaadu and ended up with a girl out of his league by trying to pull her down to his level huh.
Overall, anon...
I would say you're doing pretty well.
Just come out of this "I failed gayee" spiral.
You already started out with good stats. Now work on maxing out the easy skills and surviving kalej.
You will do well.
Focus on these two things:
1. What is it that is pulling you away from your goal?
2. What is it that is pushing you towards your goal?
Can be thoughts, memes, person, pajeeta, urges, etc.
b7t4y/
No.1527
>>1517(OP)
brootaleshwaram yaar. can't he just fraudmaxx the PHD too?
8cJ8nl
No.1528
>>1517(OP)
broatul
d9pW6B
No.1529
>>1525
>You must have a good and healthy relationship with your mother and she must have supported you really well
she does emotionally support me a lot, but sometimes even she acts crazy those are the days that are really hard
>out of his league
it was AM yaar.
>What is it that is pulling you away from your goal?
just escapism. when a bad interaction happens, i start feeling angry, frustrated, guilty, or some other negative emotion, and i doomscrool and coom to numb the pain. but it's not working anymore.
i really like yuianan's advice on this one.
>The way you can deal with it somewhat is by becoming unashamed of your actions. even the taime spent doing nuffing and leisure must not become a source of shame for your heart.
this is what i try to keep in my mind to keep me strong these days.
>What is it that is pushing you towards your goal?
obsession and genuine interest. even in my free time i find myself thinking about CS related stuff.
but then some chore comes up, or some fight happens, and it just ruins my mood.
>>1527
>can't he just fraudmaxx the PHD too?
you can't fraudmaxx genuine talent. think about it yaara, a guy who DOESN'T EVEN KNOW PYTHON, is trying to do a PHD in MACHINE LEARNING. how much do you think he can fraud ?
>but he fraudmaxxed everything else right ?
both his degrees are from noname Open Universities back in the 90s, which mom tells me that he failed a few courses multiple times and had to retake multiple exams.
d9pW6B
No.1530
>>1525
give me some pointers if possible sirs. i took tips from Deepfake anon, I'm gonna try and compete in Kaggle.
how can a Tier500 college CSE grad get enough of a package down the line to not be a subhuman ?
TeV1aH
No.1534
>>1530
Just follow Harkirat Singh on YouTube. Good luck
