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Never taking a lift again!
Z8Qlc5
No.118647
So today, at work, I was taking the lift to the fourth floor like I usually do. When I was pressing buttons to go up, an aunty in her late 20s/early 30s barged inside the lift. I didn't really mind it. But then she started smiling at me. I smiled back once. Then she started looking at me from head to toe, in a literal sense while smiling. At this point, I started reading hanuman chalisa in my mind while looking at the door. I was all alone in that lift, stuck with that creep. She got off at third floor but my hands and legs were involuntarily shaking by the time she left. Never again.
Seedhian chandna waise bhi sehat ke liye acha hota hai. Haina?
qRkFlO
No.118683
>>118647(OP)
>aunty in her late 20s/early 30s
bha(edi)s try not to die a virgin challenge.
Difficulty level: Impossible
7af5bM
No.118697
>>118647(OP)
>started reading hanuman chalisa in my mind while looking at the door
Chudail dayan nikat nahi aave, kek
UBV+eg
No.118725
>>118697
"Bhoot pishach nikat nahi aawe" hota hai na ?
7af5bM
No.118741
>>118725
Yes
XrQ9MF
No.118744
ngmi
Q11cA/
No.118844
>>118647(OP)
This is what average ladies log feel when I get in the lift with them.
AxRjsI
No.118853
>>118697
Me who never reads Chalisa kyuki I want a cute pretni wife, and make her very very very prego.
