>see some random news about afghani ministers in India

>brain: “ok clearly this ties into the bigger plan”

>start connecting dots

>birds = drones

>circles = ritual pattern

>ritual pattern = energy harvesting

>energy harvesting = government trying to block solar vibes from entering my room

>remember that i felt weird yesterday after drinking tap water

>coincidence? i think not

google “tap water cosmic frequency suppression”

>end up on some 2003 blog with 3 visitors

guy says Modi? predicted this in a dream

>heart starts racing

>mom asks why i’m staring at the ceiling fan

tell her it’s probably transmitting signals again

>she says “ok” and walks away

>mfw i’ve uncovered the truth again but no one listens