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Anonymous

IN

HpGhBY

No.290351

Are you ready for this high t masterpiece?

Anonymous

IN

eSuPmJ

No.290353

As an extremly high T dravidan I was born ready

Anonymous

IN

sHuM9B

No.290358

>>290351(OP)

>CO was south indian

>paltan was 16 Bihar

>actor is some naarthie manchild in 50s

yuck

Will only watch if either tamil makers make it or they atleast have decency to cast an actual South Indian as lead.

Anonymous

IN

qaVz0g

No.290367

>>290358

Meanwhile dumeel makers

Anonymous

IN

sHuM9B

No.290372

>>290367

>claim to be southie

>another naarthie larping as southie

atleast do some good larp like using toilets blaady

Anonymous

IN

qaVz0g

No.290375

>>290372

Anonymous

IN

HpGhBY

No.290379

>>290367

lmao

Anonymous

PB

QrvkjT

No.290722

>>290351(OP)

>Supporting hero that sucks Salman's balls irl dies by Chinki taking a bat to head or whatever

>Nepali/North Eastern actor taunts him in Hindi with a made up Chinese accent

>Bhai starts shouting "Bharat Mata ki Jai" or something

>his muscles get too big due to patriotism and feelings for his hypeman

>His shirt rips apart

>in -25 degrees temperature bhoi starts fighting 50-60 Nepali/North Eastern actors.

>he can barely move due to his age

>fight has CGI abs and body, where he does simple movements and Chinkoids go flying away

>His face is super imposed on Stunt man doing anything that takes effort

>he single handedly kills half the Chinki army

>dramatic music starts playing, some Chinki dishonorably tries to kill another soldier

>bhai takes the hit trying to protect him and gets mortally wounded

>Takes 2 minutes to give desh bhakti monologue in middle of war where everyone is listening

This makes the Puncture wala Abdool and your Servant Bhanu/Rinku/Pinku/Guddu prematurely ejaculate multiple times in a row.

Anonymous

UN

hhYc4N

No.290771

>>290351(OP)

Real wali me toh hgg diya tha hamare soldier ne yaar, saale capture bhi hogye bc, he need to make imperial japan style victory or death spirit in pajeet army

Anonymous

UN

hhYc4N

No.290772

>>290771

*we

Anonymous

UN

hhYc4N

No.290788

>>290358

yaar they give open vacancies to everyone too