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Funniest states of India
wYPmCV
No.290590
Tell jokes from your state and anons will rate on the scale of German to British to India.
Least funny state - Akin to German humor
Funniest state - Akin to British humor.
Recycle jokes - akin to India
wYPmCV
No.290596
>>290590(OP)
obnoxious jokes - Akin to americans.
Ok+2qo
No.290602
>>290590(OP)
Ek baar ek fauji chutti par ghar aaya ek saal baad. Usne apne bete ko ₹10 diye aur kaha ki ja bahar chocolate kha kar aa aur aadhe ghante tak ghar mat aana.
Raaste me usko, apna Maama mil jata hai. Maama puchta hai, "Beta kaha jaa raha hai?"
Beta bolta hai ko papa me mujhe ₹10 diye aur kaha chocolate kha aur aadha ghanta ghar mat aana.
Maama ne kaha tera baap to kisi ke ₹2 bhi nhi deta kanjoos, tujhe ₹10 kaise de diye, chal tere ghar par dekh kar aate hai.
Ghar par taala laga hota hai to vo khidki se dekhte hai aur andar fauji aur uski biwi zor zor se chilla rahe hote hai. Maama puchta hai "Beta andar kya ho raha hai? Aawaz kyu aa rahi hai?"
Ladka bolta hai."Saaleya teri Bhen di lund de reha hai".
Ok+2qo
No.290636
>>290590(OP)
Least funny - J&K/Karnataka
Thinks they're funny but aren't - Gujarat
Most funny - Haryana and Punjab
xHF1fQ
No.291210
>>290602
Keeeeek
7+evor
No.291255
>>290590(OP)
there's too many odiyas in my state, therefore this saying is very popular here:
odiya kapti telanga chor
maha marathi madarchod
i haven't found a single exception to this stereotype. and I've interacted with a LOT of odiyas and telangis. I've only ever met a few Marathis, but they were all low iq ugly chimps.
wYPmCV
No.291259
wVzXlg
No.291292
Indians aren't funny. They take offense at everything, so they can't banter.
gSMsu3
No.291349
Ek bar ek ladka police wale uncle ko phone karta hain aur bolta hain “uncle aapke hadh main danda hain”
Police wala “haan hain”
Ladka “toh ushe apni gand main dalo”
woh ladkha phir phone kat deta hain phir police wala ush numbro pr wapise phone lagta hain aur ish baar ushki mummy uthai hain phone
Police wala “apka beta merko yen sab kaha”
Ladke ki mummy “are sir woh toh bacha hain aal bhi nah gand main se danda nikal lol”
4xQDn/
No.291359
>>291349
:lmfao:
e/zAVC
No.291369
>>290590(OP)
There is this folk joke in Haryana.
It's kinda long, but here goes:
Once upon a time in a village, there was a man whose wife had a terrible habit where she farted all the fucking time. Morning, afternoon, evening, night. Every moment was a sada hua paad. The poor man was miserable. Sleep was a struggle, he felt like puking every time he ate something, and guests had stopped visiting their home.
There was also another man whose wife was very different. He was the first guy's best friend. She only farted like once every six months. That's it. Just twice a year.
One day, in his frustration, the first man said to his friend, Bhai, let's switch our wives. At least I'll get some peace of mind.
The neighbour, surprisingly eager, agreed immediately. They exchanged wives at the spot.
The first man was exhilarated. Days went by. No fart, no smell. It was heaven. He started sleeping well, eating in peace, and even smiling more. He thought he had won the lottery.
Dekhte hi dekhte, 6 mahine nikal liye.
One fine morning, the new wife calmly said:
>Aji sunte ho~ Aaj mera padhne ka din hai. Tum mummy-papa ke saath kahin baahar chale jao. Shaam tak waapas aana.
The man laughed it off.
<Ek padh se kya hi hoga? Chal phir bhi tu bolti hai to theek hai.
His mother went with him outside, but his father was feeling unwell and stayed back at home.
The man and his mother returned in the evening as per the instructions of the bahu.
Nazara dekhte hi unki gaand fatt gayi.
The house was in ruins. Walls cracked, windows shattered, kitchen demolished. His father? Dead. Buried under the rubble.
He ran back to his friend, crying uncontrollably, begging to switch wives again.
And in his pain, he said this line:
धन है मेरी उड़को फूडको, बुरा छमैया पाद।
सारे घर के भांडे फोड़े, बूढ़ा मारया बाप!
I can't translate it, as it loses its charm but I guess most of the hinthi readers can understand the gist of it.
Beneath the fart joke, there's a life lesson.
Stay content with what you have.
Maybe the person you're trying to copy has it way worse than you can even imagine.
7x19Ro
No.291380
>>290602
coomed imagining it
EeXTlk
No.291418
>>290590(OP)
assam waala:
ek baar ek nanhamunhajeet aapne didi ki boobe dekhke puchta h didi ye kya h? did bole ye torchlight h.
aur ek baar aapne baap ka lund dekhta h toh puchtha h papa ye kya h? papa bole ye saanp h.
phir ek baar mom ji ka cooch dekha aur pucha mummy ye kya h? mummy bole ye jungle h.
ek raat maa-baap masti krr rhe the aur nanhajeet chillakar didi ke paas aaya aur bola,"Didi aapna torchlight jalao jaldi jungle mein saanp ghus gaya."
