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Anonymous

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XjCVbC

No.297394

My bhangi baap have recently started going to some chutiya baba's aashram and that chutiya baba is manipulating him to donate money to ashram, blaady I am so mad right now I might explore out of anger

UP

UPEVTs

No.297413

>>297394(OP)

Don't wanna derail but what's her id?

Anonymous

IN

vCp5g0

No.297415

>>297394(OP)

imagine how bad she stinks

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297422

shosh

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297424

>>297415

karta reh imagine k2a, abhi tera abba bhi ane wala hoga ghar taiyaar karle apni behen ko

Anonymous

IN

QcxlC+

No.297425

>>297415

now imagine how bad her shit and asshole stinks

Anonymous

IN

XjCVbC

No.297427

>>297413

Use google

Anonymous

IN

QcxlC+

No.297428

kalesh kar baap se, faltu bole to peet de

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297430

>>297427

nahi mil raha

UP

UPEVTs

No.297432

>>297394(OP)

She looks like a girl who's very pretty but desperately wants a spiritual incel like me. She was made for me anons

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297433

>>297394(OP)

>I might explore out of anger

UP

UPEVTs

No.297434

>>297430

Back off bhangali

Anonymous

IN

vCp5g0

No.297436

>>297424

kyu t3ri behen har roj t3re baap se chudti hai kya, lodu?

Anonymous

UN

/7ZgPh

No.297437

>>297394(OP)

Belt ka istemal crow anon jaara uss bhangi ki gand pe do maarna meri taraf se.

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297438

>>297434

I am rightful redeemr of this pyaari

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297439

>>297436

nahi, lekin tera abba to teri b hen chodta hai

Haryana Villager

IN

5pzhpb

No.297440

>>297394(OP)

>that chutiya baba is manipulating him to donate money to ashram

TOPKEK, is that where the unaccounted money went? How much has he donated?

>>297430

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJpCPurJOJj/

Anonymous

IN

vCp5g0

No.297443

>>297439

>abba

kaha se aata hai tu, chamar?

Anonymous

IN

XjCVbC

No.297445

>>297440

He hasn't donated anything yet but he is planning to donate around 2 lakhs. He is enjoying all the attentions he is receiving from that ashram, few people from that ashram are doing chamchagiri and giving him ego massage

Anonymous

UN

GRNq+x

No.297446

>>297445

Abe isme toh dono moddon ka 1 hafte ka khana aa jayega, usko maar aur vo pesse gayaush ko donate krde.

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297449

>>297440

thank you, make India jaatland again

Anonymous

IN

vNtEXK

No.297450

>>297394(OP)

My friends budhau baap has fallen to some baba as well. They donate thrkigh qr om tv shows while he doesn't even have 200 rs to come eat with us

Anonymous

IN

Eu5YBf

No.297451

>>297440

he's someone else yaar unaccounted money wala mera baap hai yaha kaafi anons apne baap se paresshan hai

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297452

>>297443

Hisar

Anonymous

IN

QcxlC+

No.297464

>>297445

peet de apne baap ko isse pehle kuch bura hojaye...

>>297450

apne dost ko bol ki apne baap ko peet de

Haryana Villager

IN

5pzhpb

No.297465

>>297452

Hisar me Baman hai? Every Baman i met in haryana had Sharma surname, why is that?

Anonymous

IN

vNtEXK

No.297468

>>297464

Bechare ke paas abhi job nhi isliye seh rha hai sab

Anonymous

IN

/CvWZE

No.297474

>>297425

imagine devouring her literal fermented FECES mixed with her warm peshab

Anonymous

IN

QcxlC+

No.297490

>>297468

understandable, job lagne ke baad peet dena uske baap ko. yaar ye baap ko peetna bahut zaruri hota, na property denge na paisa, apni aulad ko bhangi bana ke chord dete hai

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297491

>>297465

>Hisar me Baman hai

ha kamse kam mere 3-4 dost

>Every Baman i met in haryana had Sharma surname, why is that?

idk but i noticed that as well, ek hi admi mila tha mujhe meri surname ka abtak toh

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297496

>>297474

Retroactively abort yourself, you broken condom

Anonymous

IN

QcxlC+

No.297497

>>297496

Anonymous

IN

uoIlHT

No.297503

>>297474

Your parents failed to abort you, correct their mistake asap.

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297504

>>297497

That was a typo, you retard

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297506

>>297504

quite a few typos there

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297511

>>297504

>Makes a typo

>Turns his mother into a whore

>?

Kya matlab spelling mistake hai toh apni maa hi chudwali :kek:

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297514

>>297506

Just one.

I meant to say "teri". As an I am a motherfucker, with the mother in question being his.

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297516

>>297514

*As in

(fuck!)

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297518

>>297514

Haryana Villager

IN

5pzhpb

No.297519

>>297514

Same sentence fir likh k dikha agar likh skta hai toh, exact same likhna

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297522

>>297518

I am 6th fail yaar, primary pass kar chuka tha

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297525

>>297514

>As an I am a motherfucker

:rofl:

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297527

>>297519

nahi

ARYA

LcJg0K

No.297528

>>297394(OP)

This is your sign to become a disciple and redeem all the qt cunnies he will catch in his net anon yaar you're letting go of a generational opportu nity

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297529

>>297519

This, I don't think he understands hindi, which is why he is larping. He would mess it up a second time as well Haryanon.

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297531

>>297525

Yeah, what I akshually meant to write was:

"Madarchod hoon, meri maa ki raste kinaare gaand phadta thaa, bakchodi karte karte"

Anonymous

IN

gfrgtq

No.297533

Lmaooo nanhecel hours

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297534

>>297394(OP)

>that chutiya baba is manipulating him to donate money to ashram

Lack of centralised faith has led to such fucking bullshit, bhakti movement was truly the worst of all that led to this. They need to be wiped out, all of them, need to have their head ripped off. You need to call out your father before they get the kind of psychological hold on him that renders him self destructive, with you and your family as collateral.

Haryana Villager

IN

5pzhpb

No.297535

>>297531

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Retard

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297536

>>297531

sahi likha tha fir toh, garv se keh navhijda hai tu

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297537

>>297531

WTF?!!

"Madarchod hoon, meri maa ki raste kinaare gaand phadta thaa, bakchodi karte karte*"

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297538

>>297531

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297539

>>297537

ruk ja bhai samajh gaye hum tu kya karta tha bakchodi karte karte

Haryana Villager

IN

5pzhpb

No.297540

>>297537

Abhe lodu, this is a filter, as old as rusty's indiachan, how new are you?

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297541

>>297531

Tera zara sa bhi dola jo imaan, tu sala kaam se gaya.

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297542

>>297540

yaar kyu bataya, iss sale ko delte karni bhee nahi aati, prolly a jeefag for reddit

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297544

>>297539

Out of shame for my repeated types I'll be taking a hathoda to one of my fingers.

Anonymous

IN

x23P9N

No.297545

>>297538

leyley mogs that old annoying hag

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297546

>>297540

Kek, yaar isiliye kahu mai Dayoosh ko, he should use more teri meri filters lmao. The navhijdas will get raped so broatully :kek: we all didn't have this tier of sacrificial meat in ages kekek.

ARYA

LcJg0K

No.297547

>>297540

>>297542

we should've piled on that retard when we had that chance lol, naveenfag kya hi yaad rakhega

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297552

>>297540

Damn.

Mods ki ma randi

(hoping this doesn't turn out to be a filter either)

Anonymous

IN

gfrgtq

No.297556

>>297552

Go back to stoodycelling navhizdu

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297561

>>297556

I'll go back to deeply violating your mom.

Anonymous

IN

gfrgtq

No.297562

>>297561

Lmao I can see that you already ran a train over yours in this thread. Itna bhi humiliation fetish hai kya tume

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297565

>>297545

Lele sasti randi, aur uski ma meri bandi. Renee mogs her small titty, randi daughter.

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297566

>>297562

> haha, fell victim to prank filter

That's not the comeback you think it is, rundbeej

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297567

>>297537

Tripple streak, absolute primo comedy kek. Yaar maan gaye anon, yaar teri pyari maa raste kinare, lmao.

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297568

>>297566

>rundbeej

<Says the randi putra

Lmao yaar :rofl:

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297569

>>297567

Yeah, yeah, mod jhaantus set a filter, very fucking funny

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297574

>>297568

ⓨ0ur mom is a dumb whore with a fat arse

Haryana Villager

IN

5pzhpb

No.297579

>>297566

Mai bi aise hi bakchodi karta tha JEE time indiachan pe, aur ab mai berozgar hoon.

Why does Dayus not have filter for capital T in "Teri" yaaro, please update that

Teri maa

Teri ma

meri maa

meri maa

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297586

>>297561

>I'll go back to deeply violating your mom.

<Consider the picrel

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297588

>>297579

Dayus

Dasyu

Dyaus

Saudy

Yauds

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297589

>>297579

>Why does Dayus not have filter for capital T in "Teri" yaaro, please update that

Yaar kitni baar bola hai dasyoo ko update karne ko, he says he doesn't wish to make it a little too annoying. Mera bas chalta, behen, bua, tai, masi, sabke liye ek ek filter, jo gali de, uska ghar sidhe kabukicho red district ban jaye.

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297590

>>297586

https://bharatchan.com/board/b/thread/297394#post-297566

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297593

>>297579

>Mai bi aise hi bakchodi karta tha JEE time indiachan pe, aur ab mai berozgar hoon.

Yaar sab thik ho jayega, you still IQ mog majority of anamas here. Time ke saath sab hoga yaara, it is just a matter of time.

Anonymous

IN

Nj5eDw

No.297596

>>297413

Go back to bhangigram sasti rand ke bacche

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297597

>>297590

navhijde thde time lurk karle, what you are doing is just corny teenage behavior, how old are you?

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297601

>>297413

>>297440

Haryana Villager

IN

5pzhpb

No.297602

>>297589

Are you also a developer yaara? What is your CTC and what was your starting salary? Years of experience?

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297605

>>297590

Lurk karle navhijde, sharam nahi aati kya, itni ma chudwa lo board pez abhi chudwa raha hai? Kek.

>>297597

Abhi abhi periods aaye hoge ise, seems to be in the cunny age :rofl:

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297606

>>297597

> how old are you

62.

Please be patient with me. I'm an old man. Not very technologically literate. Also with age, I've become slow and stupid.

Please be patient with this old man.

Bengali Rad

HR

Bq5rct

No.297609

>>297606

You sound like someone who has Reddit open in another tab.

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297614

>>297605

I feel ashamed when I slap yo ⓜamma's titties and suck her nipples. It's a guilty pleasure.

Anonymous

IN

W+EJ28

No.297615

>>297609

He is butthurt chamar

Anonymous

IN

W+EJ28

No.297616

>>297614

Katuwo ki ammi randi

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297617

>>297609

Yes, saar, you exposed me saar. I'm a pleddit faggot. So trve.

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297620

>>297615

ⓣera baap

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297624

>>297602

>Are you also a developer yaara?

Fucking WISH lmao, i never took IT that seriously, could have gone for it, but didn't bother. I went for marketing route. Ability to code actually went to help me a lot, specially when i was working a bit with jira and sometimes I'd help people with the backend. Sadly I can't be of much help yaar, if it comes to developer pipeline, i chose the easy way out.

>What is your CTC

75k in hand, per month, essentially 9 lakh, kek.

>and what was your starting salary?

I started at 40k pyare. A friend of mine was one of the managers, and refered me. Referral go a long way.

>Years of experience?

Probably arround 3 years now, maybe three and a half. Also just to clarify, most of my friends who are in IT, and Dev's or are working in as a virtual tool Dev's, salary mog me, with few of them earing twice as much, and a very few even earning thrice as much lol.

Anonymous

ARYA

uoIlHT

No.297632

>>297606

>>297614

>>297617

>>297620

The most emotionally stable randiputra of bhach

Haryana Villager

IN

5pzhpb

No.297646

>>297624

Dang, 75k inhand is still pretty comfy, my fren with 14 lpa ctc get that much.

>I went for marketing route.

> maybe three and a half

I remember you saying you're like 29 or something, did you do MBA in the gap in between? Is that how you got in marketing? Or just referral ?

I am exploring about what to do with my life right now, got no idea

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297660

>>297632

Beta, badon ki izzat karo. Speak nicely. Would you like it if someone else misbehaved with the elders in your family?

Anonymous

IN

DcBo9r

No.297688

>>297496

mature up

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297689

>>297688

Mama mama, my nunnu is doing funny things these days.

Am I now mature and grown up? Am I a big boy now?

Anonymous

IN

PMGKOL

No.297711

>>297504

we all know it was a freudian slip

Anonymous

IN

PMGKOL

No.297713

>>297616

true hai

terimakabhosda

UN

AgyEb1

No.297728

>>297711

We all know your ⓨour mother goes around fucking dirty beggars on the footpath.

Anonymous

IN

4wq7yZ

No.297767

>>297728

>our mother

im not related to a chamar randi ka pilla like you :rofl:

Anonymous

IN

cl6aFC

No.297913

>>297394(OP)

My baap also got hooked to nirmal baba, was planning to attend his seminar and donate money, but good thing happened and that baba died.

Pajaat saab

!d1cxXrYORTp/HKr

ROJR

vALOgJ

No.297935

>>297445

ye dero mein bhi hita hai.

haryana up border pr ek jagah hai baghpat wahan bc arbo ki zameen le rkhi hai raam raheem mein wo sab aise hi pehle pyaar se fuslake,baba ka kareebi btakar tumhe saath jodhenge fir fatt se payment nikalwayenege

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