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Poor Mallus

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Does Mohammed got lingamed?

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Gorimem sexbots

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mslut thread

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Anonymous

IN

IE8Y5a

No.304367

>it works :)

removed all the tanning from face

Anonymous

IN

4d2YOZ

No.304370

>>304367(OP)

You are dark skinned, not tanned

Bengali Rad

!5NG7IXBemfttmbd

HR

Y9x7W1

No.304372

>>304370

:(

Bengali Rad

!5NG7IXBemfttmbd

HR

Y9x7W1

No.304373

naturally blackpilled bhave

Anonymous

IN

IE8Y5a

No.304382

>>304370

tanned too

Anonymous

IN

V8GQYX

No.304383

>>304367(OP)

>tan

Lmao kaala ho tum

Anonymous

UN

6B4peT

No.304398

>>304383

>northieastern grammar

post chinks

Anonymous

IN

Su6LMt

No.304403

>>304383

>ho

jeefag sariya kand convict

UN

XquKoD

No.304422

>>304367(OP)

Lmao tan hata ke kya fayda rahega toh bhant coal hi.

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

zWo+GE

No.304431

>>304367(OP)

pajeet putting harmful chemical bleach in his skin trying to become like timmy and with just one shade lighter

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304448

Another great day to be a gorachad.

I do not have to use these fake and gay products kek.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304451

Imagine having shit colored skin lololol

Couldn't be me.

jeefag sariya kand convict

UN

XquKoD

No.304471

>>304448

Ik gora-er than you.

jeefag sariya kand convict

UN

XquKoD

No.304472

>>304471

*I'm

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304473

>>304367(OP)

At this point, just cut your losses and focus on your physique by hitting the gym. Stop falling for these foid-tier products. Jokes aside, be proud of your skin.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304475

>>304471

Post hand then.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304512

>>304471

>>304475

>still no proof

Avg shit-skinned dasyu btfo'd by the son of Indra

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304538

>>304367(OP)

You can also try glutathione. That is what all Bollywood randis and randwas use.

NL

uegKSS

No.304573

>>304367(OP)

Yaar anan yeh sab mat crow. Dont uje rail station products. They are meant for muzkikes. They bladeeee want to look gora but within a few years they get wrunkles and nyi matter what they do, they become the uggloest katbulle pajeet.

Uje tel massage on your bdl instead. We can beat them using our natural gift. Or hire randis

jeefag ki maa se wild sex paane wala

UN

5cfAfs

No.304577

>>304512

Yaar Ghar se bahar huun ruk.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304579

>>304577

Ghar mein jaake konsi teri skin lighten ho jayegi? Kek.

Anonymous

IN

S4iK75

No.304586

>>304448

Chamar

jeefag ki maa se wild sex paane wala

UN

5cfAfs

No.304587

>>304577

jeefag ki maa se wild sex paane wala

UN

5cfAfs

No.304588

>>304587

Light angle camera ki maa chudi hai varna chand nesa chamkta.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304589

>>304587

Timestamp? Nice tone though. I am paler than you, but you have a healthier complexion.

Are you pahadi?

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304593

>>304588

Same, even my skin is lighter irl.

Anyways, respect gorebhai.

jeefag ki maa se wild sex paane wala

UN

5cfAfs

No.304595

>>304589

Yes.

jeefag ki maa se wild sex paane wala

UN

5cfAfs

No.304596

>>304589

Ghar se bahar hu bola na.

Anonymous

UN

5cfAfs

No.304600

Chalo chlta me jeefag ki maa bula rhi hai.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304603

>>304596

Arre, theek hai bhai.

Height btw? Mine is 6'1" roughly without shoes.

I am asking since most of my pahadi friends are on the shorter side.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304604

>>304600

Kek

Why do you hate that guy though? He is just a nanhajeet with skin tone insecurity.

Anonymous

IN

5cfAfs

No.304616

>>304603

178, abhi underage huun aur vegcuck bhi, soch raha huun tofu thusa krun.

Anonymous

UN

5cfAfs

No.304620

>>304604

He's cringe. Besides he's a bhangineering aspirant so I gotta hate him as a defence aspirant.

ARYA

LLX5eA

No.304632

>>304448

Don’t even need to be gora yaar you just need to not insecure

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304635

>>304616

>5'8"

Not bad by pahadi standards

>underage

Please get off this site

>vegcuck

Switch to non-veg asap, or atleast drink a litre of milk daily. Eat lots of soft boiled eggs too.

Also, try pull-ups. That helped me.

>>304620

>nda aspirant

Literally every pahadi ever. Even my garhwali ex gave NDA, even though she was barely 5 feet kek.

Be careful about medical conditions. I did not make the cut due to Thalassemia. It hurt so much back then. Cleared everything just to get struck out for this.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304639

>>304632

Exactly. We have plenty of dravidian and gangu moggers too.

Anonymous

UN

5cfAfs

No.304640

>>304635

I'm almost adult tho. Mentally I'm over 20.

Anonymous

UN

5cfAfs

No.304643

>>304635

>thalamessia

wtf those symptoms sound like me, how could I get a test.

ARYA

LLX5eA

No.304646

>>304635

I would’ve gone for NDA if I was somewhar fitter and have no goals honestly

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304653

>>304640

That is what all underage bhangis think.

>>304643

Get it checked. I had beta thalassemia minor. I literally scored so high in written, breezed through interview, just to get ass-raped during medical exam. Just start taking lots of iron tablets are pray to every god you know.

>>304646

>no goals

There is nothing above serving the nation. My grandfather was Lieutenant General, and he inspired me to try it out.

I would have made it if I had better genes :((

Anonymous

UN

5cfAfs

No.304658

>>304646

What are into now?

>inb4 apni maa

Anonymous

UN

5cfAfs

No.304661

>>304658

*you

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304665

>>304658

Econ Hons in Ramjas

>inb4 why not bhangineering

Apne ko gormint babu banna hai ab. IES preferrably, but might give JewPSC once with my friends.

I could have gotten a better college if I did not have PCM subjects.

Anonymous

UN

5cfAfs

No.304668

>>304665

You posted DTU math and comp a sec ago.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304669

I had also tried for ISI, but thode se cutoff reh gaya. I was getting Stats in Hindu, but chose Economics because it has more options.

Captcha: nri

If nothing else, the girls here are hot.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304672

>>304668

I thought you meant what I would have opted for. I would have taken that, but I could only get as far as Mechanical throug GAYEE, because I got a bad shift.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304676

Basically, only my Math is strong. My Physics is average, and my Chemistry sucks ass.

Any jeechamars who are reading this: focus on chemistry. Please.

>>304672

I would have only opted for MnC because I like maths. It makes me hard.

ARYA

LLX5eA

No.304677

>>304653

> There is nothing above serving the nation.

Precisely. The military is a cure to aimlessness.

>>304658

Tier 1 engineerfaggotry

Anonymous

UN

5cfAfs

No.304679

>>304672

Ok.

Anonymous

UN

5cfAfs

No.304680

>>304677

Branch saar?

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304683

>>304677

Nice sirs. Hope the campus hiring picks up again for you engi(by the way I am a nigger) bros. My cousin literally did Comp Sci from PEC and had to settle for 10 lakh. Wtf?

ARYA

LLX5eA

No.304684

>>304680

ECE saar

Anonymous

UN

5cfAfs

No.304687

Any books yall recommend for NDA SSB?

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304690

>>304684

Great bhai.

Any good source from where I can study Fourier transformation? Need it to understand CLT.

ARYA

LLX5eA

No.304692

>>304683

Picked up for some, most T-1 are fine. Its not as good for T-2 and 3. Will probably return to the pre-covid norm line, but missing out on the bubble sucks.

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304694

>>304687

Arihant ki theek hai

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304695

>>304692

Things look good for T-1 Circuital at least. Nice.

Anonymous

UN

5cfAfs

No.304698

>>304694

Yaar written nhi, vo toh ankh band kr ke bhi krlu, me SSB ki baat kr rha hu, any personality maxing or recommended general reading books?

ARYA

LLX5eA

No.304700

>>304690

I was recommended kreysig

Anonymous

IN

A+MMSh

No.304746

>>304700

Ok, thank you

>>304698

Iska nahi pata mujhe. It just comes naturally. I just read the newspaper daily and a monthly magazine.

Preparing for a personality evaluation interview is counterintuitive.

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