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No.353020
Dayush: Namaste Inspector. Main Dyaush Sharma hoon, aur main ‘Bharatchan’ naam ke social media platform ka owner hoon.
Inspector Verma: Ji, Namaste. Kya baat hai, Sharma ji? Aapka platform kaafi naya hai, suna hai.
Dayush: Inspector, main ek bahut hi gambheer maamla report karne aaya hoon. Hamare platform par ek user ne ek post kiya hai jismein usne ek bade crime ko anjaam dene ka irada zaahir kiya hai.
Inspector Verma: Kya? Aisa kya likha hai usne?
Dayush: Usne saaf-saaf likha hai ki woh agale 48 ghanto mein ek public place par ‘bada dhamaka’ karega. Post mein jagah ka naam toh nahi hai, lekin uski bhasha bahut hi chintaajanak hai.
Inspector Verma: Hamein turant iski jaanch karni hogi. Kya aap mujhe uss post ki copy aur uss user ki details de sakte hain?
Dayush: Ji bilkul. Maine uss post ka screenshot le liya hai, aur hamare paas us user ka IP address, registration date aur username ki jaankari hai. User ka naam 'Chaos_Master' hai. Maine uske account ko turant block kar diya hai, taaki woh aur kuch post na kar sake.
Inspector Verma: Bahut achha kiya aapne, Dayush ji. Yeh bahut hi zimmedaari wala kadam hai. Kripya yeh saari jaankari is form par likh dijiye aur saath mein woh screenshot bhi de dijiye.
Dayush: Main abhi deta hoon. Kya hum uss IP address se uski location trace kar sakte hain?
Inspector Verma: Haan, hamari cyber team yeh turant shuru karegi. Aapki yeh jaankari hamare liye bahut zaroori hai. Ham aapke platform ke saath poora sahyog chahenge is maamle mein.
Dayush: Aap nishchint rahiye, Inspector. Hamari team puri tarah se aapki madad karegi. Hamari priority public safety hai.
Inspector Verma: Theek hai. Hum turant ispar action le rahe hain. Hum aapko jaise hi koi progress hogi, update denge. Dhanyavaad, Dayush ji, aapne sahi samay par report kiya.
Dayush: Shukriya Inspector. Mujhe aasha hai ki aap use jald hi pakad lenge.

7BwJEP
No.353021
tl;dr?
t/TG0s
No.353023
>>353021
तोहार अम्मा को पूछी ले

7BwJEP
No.353024
t/TG0s
No.353026
>>353024
Ye bhi tohar mai ke poochi la


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