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Just killed a rrat...
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No.354667
A rrat entered our workplace and jumped on me on Saturday. I screamed and jumped back, which made everyone around me laugh hysterically.
Today, it again appeared and ran right towards me with full intention to kill me.
I acted in self defence and kicked it away while screaming at it. Unfortunately, it died on the spot.
Upon hearing the ruckus, the girls standing in the next cabin came outside and gave an ewwwww yikes look to me. The same girls who were laughing when the said rrat jumped on me on Saturday were giving me a look of disgust because I dared to defend myself from getting rabies.
What can be done about it to wash away my sins? 1 kilo Ladoo parasd to Ganesh ji? Recite Om Gajananam 108 times?
4dxbeH
No.354668
>>354667(OP)
larp
NrTnU9
No.354669
rTiW3Z
No.354673
>>354668
Abey mujhe kya mielga larp karke
sUhEus
No.354676
>>354667(OP)
Call the sweeper and have it thrown away, unless you're the sweeper. In which case throw it away yourself
rTiW3Z
No.354677
>>354669
I called the sweeper and he said something similar. Yahan ek billi ghumti rehti hai, usko khila do.
rTiW3Z
No.354678
>>354676
Already did
iQOq7j
No.354679
>>354667(OP)
post hand pic and rat pic pls anan
rTiW3Z
No.354680
>>354679
Cleanup ho gaya ab aftermath batara hu yaar.
iQOq7j
No.354681
>>354680
hand pic?
rTiW3Z
No.354682
>>354681
Kya karoge dekh kar
iQOq7j
No.354683
>>354682
pwease anan
iQOq7j
No.354684
sUhEus
No.354685
>>354678
Kitna milta hai sweeper ki naukri me
qrWp04
No.354686
>>354683
Nyooo yaaaar
qrWp04
No.354687
>>354685
pata nahi yaar para zyada nahi hoga lagta hai
qrWp04
No.354692
Anyways.
Please tell me best upayes to do paschatap?
My maa-baap used to tell me that killing a rrat is a great big sin.
pnxFvH
No.354694
>>354673
(you)S
nSJonE
No.354701
>>354692
Donate 5100 to some poor brahmin, touch their feet and ask them to nless yu
S8JiDG
No.354723
>>354701
Itna paisa daan karne ko nahi hai yaar...
kudd3k
No.355124
>>354723
Give whatever. 1000, 500. If you are a total dalit froma slum give 101. But make sure they're a real brahmin. Better if they are of a good character and pray to god everyday.
Nz7fD0
No.355336
>>355124
Can you give money to yourself if you're a baman as well?
QzIjKZ
No.355504
>>354667(OP)
>The same girls who were laughing when the said rrat jumped on me on Saturday were giving me a look of disgust
Randis are like those boomer uncles cosplaying as politicians. They want the dirty work to be done by someone not them so that those people can take the fall.
Bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee use laxative in their tea or somethang and blame it on the rats.
