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How to escape to greenland.......

Anonymous

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LzM3iy

No.422283

As a refugge and get literally 100k USD as gibs from the purchase of the century about to be made by drumpf?

Batao batao.

I could also get gorimem, or atleast hapagori by the side and degobbar myself.

Anonymous

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LzM3iy

No.422287

>>422283(OP)

I blaaady want those sweet ameri gibs, degobbar my blood and start a new life in either jewmrika or jattnada

Anonymous

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LDjJOK

No.422288

>>422283(OP)

Dunki or Donkey flight

Anonymous

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LzM3iy

No.422292

>>422288

doe slundia export anything via shipping to greenlund? I will hop on to that boat with whatever sweaters and razais I've and claim I'm refugee of gobbar w anting to start a new life

Anonymous

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z0NnZd

No.422295

>>422283(OP)

>As a refugge

Pajeets aren't given refuge because lundia is a stable democracy with no ongoing nationwide conflict

Anonymous

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LzM3iy

No.422298

>>422295

we can. Ameris will be impressed by my desperation to degobbar myself and reward my good boi behaviour with gorimem and possibly 250k USD as part of purchase of greenlund. they may even give me an additional 250k usd or more to add salt to the wound to blaady groypers and anti-jeets who hate jeet migration in amrika

Anonymous

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z0NnZd

No.422300

>>422298

Lay off the autism, you have to be a muzzrat from those middle eastern failed states or an ukrainian to get asylum easily in jewrope

Anonymous

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LDjJOK

No.422303

>>422295

Just say that you are a Muslim minority and that you are being oppressed by the Hindutva fascist government

Anonymous

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z0NnZd

No.422304

>>422303

>Just say that you are a Muslim minority

Yeah no, jewropeans aren't dumb, they can easily cross verify your fraudulent claims, jeets are infamous for making false asylum claims actually

Anonymous

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I2fneu

No.422310

>>422304

This. Some time back there was a leaked list of asylum claims where jeets had made outrageous claims. Sardars had claimed they were being persecuted,uskims had claimed the same and even some handoo had claimed the same. I remember one Brahmin lady had used the Kashmiri pandit killings as proof that Brahmins were under attack in Endia and so she should get asylum.

Anonymous

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LzM3iy

No.422316

>>422310

kek.

I'm going to claim I'm under attack of gobbar.

On a serious note, can't I beg burger bhungis to plz let me in and promise that I shall be a very good boi, with my journey being the proof that I shall be a hard working amrikan?

Anonymous

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ZqXrP3

No.422317

>>422295

>Pajeets aren't given refuge

does he know? :cloud_moji_jaggu-pr.png:

Anonymous

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ZqXrP3

No.422318

>>422316

i will start a service where i will collect traitorjeets like you and then i will carry you all in the minecraft game where we will play, then in minecraft game we will get on the boat.

when we are in the middle of the ocean, in the minecraft game, i will drop you guys.

Anonymous

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LzM3iy

No.422320

>>422318

chup gobbar rakshak.

Aren't you sick and tired af all the gobbars around you?

Anonymous

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ZqXrP3

No.422322

>>422320

never encountered any gobar in my society or while cycling

Anonymous

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z0NnZd

No.422323

>>422317

go bait someone else faggot

for a pajeet to be given asylum in jewrope he'd need to be some exceptional high profile case

all those n!ggers and muzzrats that flock to countries like france, uk and cuckmany are offered refuge because they literally come from failed countries experiencing civil wars and shit

Anonymous

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Z7kl7X

No.422325

>>422320

i wouldn't mind getting gobar'd by a gobarpyaari as long as she chokes and (roleplay) rapes me everyday :3

Anonymous

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ZqXrP3

No.422326

>>422323

you can go to uk get kasailum then from their europe then from their greenland good luck

Anonymous

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z0NnZd

No.422328

>>422326

you're dumb as fuck

only a giga retarded pajeet would try to emulate the asylum seeking behavior of somalian n!ggers or syrian mudslimes it simply doesn't work for people from well functioning countries like india

Anonymous

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ZqXrP3

No.422330

>>422328

that's literally what is happening anon above already explained. lots of punjabis claim oppreshun to get asylum. in canada uk in general in anglo countries as a whole it worked.

idk about usa right now.

Anonymous

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LzM3iy

No.422332

>>422330

there has to be a gobbar kumari asylum blaaady. The gobbar menace has to end

Anonymous

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ZqXrP3

No.422334

>>422332

you know right for other countries you would be the gobar anon

Anonymous

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z0NnZd

No.422335

>>422330

>lots of punjabis claim oppreshun to get asylum. in canada uk in general in anglo countries as a whole it worked.

Hell nah, cucknada and uk both are cracking down on these fraudulent asylum claims by indians these days maybe you could fool the authorities cucknada 10 years ago by claiming some khalistani persecution as a coomjabi not anymore

also forget it if youre a dindpoo

Anonymous

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ZqXrP3

No.422337

>>422335

what's your religion?

it's over for asylum seekers as a whole anyway.

Anonymous

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z0NnZd

No.422338

>>422337

im handoo lodu

wish i was some mudslime in a wartorn middle eastern country atp that way i could've atleast asked for asylum in jewrope kek

Anonymous

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ZqXrP3

No.422340

>>422338

you are invited on the minecraft boat too.

Anonymous

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SewWXd

No.422546

>>422283(OP)

>greenland

>highest suicide rate on the planet

brootal

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