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Question for /b/hachads
VjxR6f
No.430949
Hello /b/hachads, it's a question you guys know the answer to but are too scared to admit. Imagine you're obsessed with a girl,she's your one and only crush, the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in person. But she's cold and distant, and you're either too socially awkward or too much of a pussy to even look her in the eyes.
Then one day, a divine message or some dark spirit from another dimension shows up with a deal. You can have her full affection and endless love she'll love you until she dies and won't even notice other guys. But in return, you have to sacrifice something: your dignity. Yeah, you have to degrade yourself by eating her warm shit with total devotion.
>Hurr durr, how do I get her feces without getting caught and called a weirdo?
The best part is, you don't need to sneak around for her brown gold. The dark spirit will provide it to you on a golden platter, served with the utmost formality and elegance, as if it were a gourmet delicacy worthy of royal indulgence complete with polished silverware.Your only part is to consume her excrement without wasting a single matter without any garam masala,lal mirch or any pajeet slop that is used to degrade food.
So, final question to /b/hachads: Would you?
wMG9eX
No.430954
>inb4 jannies move this to /kachra/
hE001n
No.430970
>>430949(OP)
No
VjxR6f
No.431263
hBuddc
No.431383
>>430949(OP)
No not shit but I have licked a girl's asshole and armpits if that counts
iZ8ETW
No.431389
Imagine having to consume shit just because you're too pussy to ask her out
VjxR6f
No.431390
>>431389
Mature up faggot
iZ8ETW
No.431393
>>431390
Yeah maturing up and telling a girl you like her is better than having to eat her stool on a golden platter for a lifetime
fXvaJc
No.431452
>>431393
Faggot underage chamaar like you should be bought to justice by firing squad.
First of all you don't need to devour her brown gold for lifetime(optional),only once.
>Hurr durr imagine doing all that just to make her your gf
Jeefag first read the paragraph,i clearly stated she will provide you undeniable love she will literally treat you like a king till her utter demise no matter how rich you are.
iZ8ETW
No.431462
>>431452
chup be latrineater
dGK6AM
No.431483
ictqcn
No.431533
ictqcn
No.431535
>>430949(OP)
Yes my dear i would gladly eat her feces for life of I ever get a chance.
The answer is yes
ictqcn
No.431538
>>431483
>Faggot being proud of being gobar'd
VjxR6f
No.432017
Bump
fAFYQe
No.432021
>>430949(OP)
No.
