Questions for /b/hachads
qr394i
No.438725
Hello /b/hachads, it's a question you guys know the answer to but are too scared to admit. Imagine you're obsessed with a girl,she's your one and only crush, the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in person. But she's cold and distant, and you're either too socially awkward or too much of a pussy to even look her in the eyes.
Then one day, a divine message or some dark spirit from another dimension shows up with a deal. You can have her full affection and endless love she'll love you until she dies and won't even notice other guys. But in return, you have to sacrifice something: your dignity. Yeah, you have to degrade yourself by eating her warm shit with total devotion.
>Hurr durr, how do I get her feces without getting caught and called a weirdo?
The best part is, you don't need to sneak around for her brown gold. The dark spirit will provide it to you on a golden platter, served with the utmost formality and elegance, as if it were a gourmet delicacy worthy of royal indulgence complete with polished silverware.Your only part is to consume her excrement without wasting a single matter without any garam masala,lal mirch or any pajeet slop that is used to degrade food.
So, final question to /b/hachads: Would you?
bHVYPb
No.438771
