/b/ - Random

I shouldn't shit up the entire board or site so I will just stick to this general itself and talk to myself about whatever that's bothering me. You guys can join in if you want to rant and sheizz.

>But why on b and not gen?

>Gen seems way too comfy for me to bring everyone down along with myself

>>9308(OP)

>>9308(OP)

i just took the virginity of your own thread

any post after me is sloppy seconds

haha

mujhe dudu peena hai

😭

kisi kuwari jawan ladki ka meetha meetha raseela dudu peena hai

😭

this is my 6th day of nofap and I feel like my brain is going to explode. this is maximum I have come in many months

>>9308(OP)

>The world communicates on the language made by normies

>They talk to each other in double meanings

>1st being the surface level meaning that is meant to placate to the current group narrative

>2nd being the inner meaning which says what they want to say ie filled with thoughts that will get them punished

>It is made to fool each other into believing the surface level meaning

>They create arguments and such in order to make themselves believe in the surface level meaning but not entirely. They do this to show to the public that they do indeed believe in the surface level words

>>9311

This post identifies as a male, so you are gay anon. That's right faggot

>>9312

You will have testicular cancer an sheit by doing that. Having sex daily with foids is normal but since most of us aren't or will never be in that situation, we have to resort to fooling our mind into thinking that we are sexxing daily. Hence, jerking off came into being.

Like anything else in life no fap is a conspiracy. People don't like it when other people are doing something that doesn't benefit them even if it doesn't adversely affect them.

Religions don't like it when instead of breeding with foids and creating new sheeps who will be the next generation of donators, you are jerking off for your own pleasure. Hence they are against it.

Foids hate it because instead of buying ger gifts and pleading for years for a crumb of shit pussy, you are pleasuring yourself.

Other men don't like it that instead of following their cult of jumping off the cliff you are doing whatever you want. Also they want to make jerking off a taboo because in their mind

>Randis said they hate men who jerk off

>If he jerk off he has to be a virgin, randis don't like virgins

>If I disclose that he jerks off he will be out of the compition

Everything in life is a psyop. Be it a govt created one or some local kirana store created one. The world is a lie and everything is fake and gay

>>9317

most brootal blackpill I read in a while

>The world is a lie and everything is fake and gay

True, that's what kant meant when he said in his book critique of pure reason

"We can never know anything about the reality itself, we can only reflect our experience of reality"

>>9335

Are you making fun of me?

I'll swaffelen my dik on your eyelid boomerhon

Our parents and dadajis generation

>Buy TV

>Consoom media

>If you don't, you will miss important things hapenning

>Soon it became less about what it tried to sell and became more of a pro wrestling match

Our generation was promised the same with the internet, jio and smartphone

>Muh decentralised internet

>Filled with jaat khatri madurai and what not kanging themselves in the pro wrestling match

>Ever hobby ir niche internet group turned into pro wrestling

Imagine it's 2000s and you ask your father to buy you a 20k worth of ( not adjusted to before times money ) a tiny computer so that you can download Priya's photo and talk to your frens about your master race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLXz-27VQFw[embed]

I will definitely call nijika

pumpies :3

The kirana from whom I buy my cigarettes from is a faggot

>Has no wife

>Cucked by his mother

>Is lazy as fuck

>Almost retarded

>Pulls of short cons which ends up hurting him

>And worst of all

>Has no schedule of when he is going to open his store

>In the middle of the week, he randomly decides to take a rest day

>I have to walk 2km away to buy cig if this faggot decides to close his shop otherwise

>The other kiranas will inform my father about it

>I hope this baniya self deletes. He shouldn't exist

Nothing good ever happens in lundia. One cannot depend on others or even trust others. One has to be self reliant and make everything from scratch. Standar of living is a lie in lundia. Hope we get nuked

>>9731

That's what I learnt today after I had to walk 2km away to buy a pack.

>>9731

*Standard of living

>>9732

*had to walk 2 kilometres to buy a pack

>>9731

>Hope we get nuked

Based

>>9732

ur supid supid so supid >_<

NIGGER it's a sign from universe for you to quit smoking

Forgor the bgm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8zK8myaxjs[embed]

>>9740

Today I we t to buy a 3w led from the local market

>None of the niggs wanted to run their own business

>They were more focused on whether I opened my shoes outside or not

>They were sleeping in their respective stores

>They were acting as if a paying customer is a nuisance

>I don't know how is it exactly they survive

>I could have gotten a philips one for a few rupees cheaper online but they don't exactly have the warranty these stores can give

>I can take a faulty one within a year to be replaced

>Online however, I would have to go to some service centre for a 100-150/- bulb, 70 kms away or sumthing

>Nothing works here, nothing

>That other anon gave me an earful about how jugaad culture is bad

>What that faggot doesn't understand is that most of the time, the problem you need solving has no solution despite it being faced by millions

>Hence jugaad

>Oh you want to screw an led bulb onto the old electrical frame?

>We only sell modular ones that goes on false ceiling

>They make people adopt another layer of plywood for the convenience just cause they were to lazy to design things differently than the americans who uses false ceiling as their entire house

>So I got the led bulb that would fit but here is the thing, it was larger in size than the screw port thingys on the elctrical port

>Mf hardware stores are another pain in the ass

>Imagine living in the west where you go to large scale hardware stores and look for stuff yourself

>Maybe a bracket thingy that is flexible enough to fit the ports and come out to a diameter I want to screw the bulb at

>They do exist but it comes with bulbs that costs 400/- for a 6w

>That frame alone isn't being kept by the local hardware or electrical shops.

>These chamars might even have the thing with them but are too lazy or stupid to understand that they have what you need so they will say that they don

>>10006

>They don't have them

>You can show them a picture and what not but they still won't understand

>To top it all, you need to know their exact lingo to do business with them

>You need to be a mechanic

>I hope that those large scale hardware and electrical stores one day come up and starve these parasites who stop progress

>But who am I kidding ?

>This is lundia I am talking about

>Even if we open up a big hardware store where people themselves can browse through products, people will start stealing from them and soon those store would go bankrupt

>The mechanics would steal things themselves because these stores would drive away their business as people would diy their homes themselves

>They would cry to the govt to makes stores like such illegal

>Nothing good ever happens in lundia

>>10011

Side note:

I suspected long before but now it came true. Pajeets have been drilling holes in their houses blindly. They have no idea where the electrical lines are situated in their houses. Literally no one could point me out exactly where those lines are in their house. So in a sense false ceiling makes sense to counter the 82iq of this nation but I still think will be fucked up. Instead of constructing lines underneath those false ceilings in an ordered way i am sure these faggots will botch up thinks purposefully so that everytime a change in needed to be made, people would be scared ad would call their "trusted " electrician.

Imagine, we are compromising a significant volume of our rooms just because pajeet construction workers are too retarded to do it in an organised fashion and because pajeet dhandomaxxers have some sort of cartel and govt tie up to keep their monopoly in some sense keeping everyone else out who could have bypassed everything and made things that matched the Indian environment.

The world is chaotic and it shouldn't exist. I don't know how we managed to climb on top of the food chain.

>>9731

>>The other kiranas will inform my father about it

Why would the hurt their own business?

>>10017

Because they are retarded that's why. The average pajeet is 82 iq. They have no impulse control. Instead of thinking long term of selling anyone whatever they want discreetly which in turn earns you mire trust and more customers, they need to feel the high of seeking new drama.

I don't know how these people can survive in this world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFIs3BUz0aM[embed]

The foids who fucked up their 12th marks in the late 2000s and posted on facebook

>A single report card can't determine my future

Are right now working in some HR department asking candidates about their low acads and asking explanations from them before rejecting them.

>>10164

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjFJZyrUMXk[embed]

Wish I was born in a lower working class family. I could have done my ITI as an electrician and maybe work in some power transmission company or sumthang and took building contracts on the side as they came and went.

I would have been poor, I would have had to work in the sun but at the same time I would get to work nights with slightly bigger pay and in the cool breeze sometimes. I wouldn't have much worries

I wouldn't have had to waste away my youth for some meme exams for which I don't want to study while failing such at the end would be met with mockeries from everyone around me.

Wish I did some polytechnic in the same field. I would have been working and I would have been happy.

Wish my uncle was around, he sure was influential enough to get me started instead of pushing me towards some meme exam. I miss him nowadays. They took him away from me. The world won't be forgiven for taking him away from me.

>>11389

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjGeDt634jE[embed]

>Frenship is a lie

>Behind every apr to ape communications what lie is a procedure of one ape trying to subtly kill another one

>One ape will always want the other ape to communicate directly so that all the other apes come out in the open

>This gives him legitimacy to do the needful

>that's what I learnt when my sleep was disrupted by a chamar riding a jcb near my room

>he will die one day by crushing himself or sumthang

>Or maybe not, don't care

>The world is against me

>The world conspires everyday trying to anal sex me in the most elaborate way

>Lots of other things to focus on

>Take care anons, don't let the world have its anal sex with you

>You rape it first to stop it in the first place

>>9312

Btw maine nut kardiya tha ussi din

This is my 5th day of another round of nofap

I think if I just train my brain hard enough to stop flabbing my dick moments before orgasm, I might actually stop ejaculation and in that way stop fapping

It's all about your habits, how you train your brain, because brain is like a muscle which responds to the impetus in the order it's knowns

I will keep heating up myself with porn but fractions before orgasm, I will cockblock myself and will either stop the orgasm or ruin it

>>11623

Why?

I have always struggled with structure even in the most minute things in life. People have always pretended to have structure for different things. In reality they have lied about it. They don't even understand what structure means. Everything is chaotic. People will fag out and tell you to make a structure in order to achieve some specific goal when there is no structure that can be built around it because that goal is being controlled by other people who has no understanding of structure.

I have always felt lied to. They could have just told me to work however I can in the chaos and pray that it works in such caes but they didn't because it wouldn't waste my time or money.

Maybe I am just making excuses I guess.

I looked at my state's ITI courses and damn

>They have literally 69% reservation in it

>20%reserved for women

>I am sure all of them would be sitting for rail exams and won't actually do anything else with it

>It's not about me but damn

>They will make you suck the dick all the way in

>They won't even let you hold a job unless you inherit some business or you are in the unorganised sector

>They have reservations for studying for friggin factory work

>And they want to counter china with this

I am telling you man, there's no out of this. Maybe our generation squeezes out of it and maybe a few after us. There is no way our sons if we have any will make a living without any connections or without a business being passed on to them. Imagine jeeceling in 2050 with 99% reservation. The boomer have fucked us. They didn't plan ahead. They lied to us. They didn't tell us that it was either baniya celing or putting hands in someone else's pockets as a politician or goon. It's all fucked. Even the muzzies are better than the lindus. They set up their own tailoring business instead of making their kids go through godzilla amount of meme exams.

Converting to pisslam in east pakistan was better than this shit. We would have our land and influence.

There won't be any long term life strategy left for upper caste in lundia. You will have to face the nig noggery.

>>12788

I was totally right in voting for didi instead of that obc chamar modi. I totally understand why she is shitting up the place. She is doing what I have concluded was the only course of action left for an upper caste person.

>Shit up the place

>Loot it dry

>Leave it

Bjp will just keep on teasing and denying us of overthrowing didi and fix the govt recruitment but he won't be able to do anything until he wins the 2026 sla elections. He is just fooling the boomers again for the nth time that this time after ls victory he will establish president's rule here. All that obc chamar cares about is his secret cunny family that he is hiding from us. He is no different that didi. If lundia os going to be shat at, I want it to accelerate. Mamata randi is the ideal candidate for it.

>>12789

Ok more like more than 60% not exactly 69% but you get the deal

>>12790

The take bribes an sheit or you need to be a political party worker to even get admitted to an ITI. It's owari da. It's either the meme exam or rope for me

The gujjew devil has used his minions to train me in such a way that I cannot reformat my brain. I know that the best course of action for me is to fuck over the other guy but the elites knew people like me would be a problem and hence have wired us in such a way that some of us might be able to see the clear sky but none of us will be able to do anything about it because of the underlying guilt.

Guilt has been one of the best weapons of the gujjewish psyops. It doesn't exist in any form except in fiction. There is no consequences of ignoring guilt unless other people find out about it. I have seen for example, me and my retarded fren doing something "bad". Because he is retarded, all those psyops and training didn't work on him unlike on me. So he couldn't understand what guilt was let alone feel it. When I talked about my guilt, this faggot tried using it against me. They set every capable individual up for failure. Gujjews aren't gujjews per say, I just like the name. Tho it is my wish to sex a gujjewish legal aged hag.

They won't be forgiven. Never

>>11623

FUCKKKK, I broke my NoFap again

This time I imagined having sex with my oneitis in a oyo room and mentally coomed

Altho I'm happy I didn't break it to porn, I'm sad because I'll have to restart again

>anon, your life is over

>how can someone at 17 be so aimless?

>how can you be without any ambition?

>you haven't even thought of what you are going to do in life while every kid your age have made themselve ready for jee

>you always have to take the lazy way out

>you want to be jobless?

>what is it? Is it a junior girl? Lots of them have joined. So which one is it?

>she turned around to my frens asking them about it.

>oh anon is a shy retard, he doesn't even talk to girls

>what him? Nah, that can't be true, he must be doing something behind your back, you just don't know it yet

>if you aren't going out with a girl then what the hell are you doing not studying?

>this hag of a teacher was the only person who saw me for what I truly am

>I might always say how randis are retarded which is generally true but she wasn't. She was smart enough to cut through the bullshit

>how could she end up as lowly paid teacher, I thought to myself

>Almost 2 decades later, i got it

>she must have fucked up her life just like me

>she always used to call me out whenever I pretended to listen but got lost up in my own thoughts while all the other teachers were fooled by it

>nothing has changed meanwhile in my life

>I don't know

>i should have atleast studied for polytechnic back then

>>9313

True! That's why I use actual ligustic peculiarities used in propositional logic in real life conversation Kek

Either they stop talking which is good ⊕ they start being serious and straight forward which is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOTIIw76qiE[embed]

>just like in matters of sexx and the bullshit advice that gets thrown around

>Makes men think that women don't like them and they have to jump hoops to get a crumb

>It was meant for uglies

>But everyone around me brainwashed me into thinking that I am literally them

>It was when I came out of the brainwashing that I saw how

>Uglies (most men) were spreading a false narrative around their love life

>It's human nature to do so otherwise you get put down by society so you larp

>It's how mafia bosses and politicians win by a life-long larp making people believe that they are invincible creating a false sense of fear

>A single blow from a chamar will kill them but in order to avoid it they larp

>I believed in all those and thought that since everyone was getting so much and I didn't maybe something was wrong with me

>Something was wrong, I was autistic

>I overcame that when I first started giving no shits and flirted with girls

>Huh, those rules actually didn't apply to me but only to uglies which I wasn't

>It was all a lie all along

>A giant brainwashing

>Uglies started seeing me as a threat because I was bow genuinely confident and there was no way I was faking it like them

>The godzilla LPAs seems like that too

>People exaggerating it as a larp

>They are taking advantage of me being a NEET

>there's only one way to find out for real

>there's one way to smell out the bullshit

>by clearing the meme govt exam

>if I fail to do so, I will join whatever job that I can get and see what's what

>life is just a giant larp

>Everyone larps and you will be anally raped if you don't

>it's like those frens (majority of the students) who larped as great students who understood everything and who crack it

>They will never acknowledged their shortcomings

>>13532

>They will try to smell out exactly how they can verbally bully you into submission

>Human nature is lying and cheating all the way through life

>They deserve playing in the poop

>All the leaders of mid 19th century understood this

>They did whatever they could to look good in the eyes or the brits even it meant shitting up lundia to an unreedemable in the future an sheit

>the 1850s brahmins and uc leaders are my role model

>Acknowledge that UCs aren't in power

>Acknowledge that the brits will try their best to form a LC movement to create a divide and make the population fight each other instead of the brits

>They will fight each other to get reservation for their group

>Shit up the name of brahmins and you as a brahmin become leader of the retards in the false flag depressed class movements to look out for you and yours

>Acknowledge that some midwit LC is going to be your competition with a more radical ideology

>Acknowledge that a long term strategy isn't viable in this reality and you have to resort to thinking like a retard and go the short term strategy

>Acknowledge that you can't fight the environment

>This gives you a structure to play in a reality filled and dominated by retards

>Outsource the dangerous jobs to the stoopid fags who die in vain while you make deals and get bribes and jobs in high posts

It's the only way

Mujhe cunny milk pina hai

Elitism and classism has it's uses.

>You actually belong to tier 1 class because of how you were born in terms of looks/iq/money of papa etc etc

>Your fren belongs to tier 69 in all those terms

>You can get ahead faster in terms of foids/career etc

>Since you are talking with your tier 69 fren, he will think that you are tier 69 too and there's no way that you can be tier less than 69

>He will Gaslight you into your destruction as a crab mentality

>Outside input is very necessary

>If you are only frens with a few people and this tier 69 guy is one of them, you will think that what he is saying is true

>Your life's potential has been neutered in your prime by this tier 69 guy

>As a result, despite how much you feel pity for that uggo/retard tier 69 guy, you have to treat him like shit

>You have to treat people beneath you like shit

>In the modern world, it's a game of optics so you have to very careful who's watching and who is recording

>Everyone does it in their own way, but they aren't open about it

>this doesn't mean that you don't talk to people beneath you

>You have to talk to them to cooperate an sheit

>This doesn't mean that you should be horrible with them 24x7

>You treat them like a dog

>Give them biscuits when they listen to you and beat them with a stick when they don't

>When another guy belonging to your class or maybe a few tiers above yours, you jump to the opportunities that it provides

>You treat the tier 69 better for the time being or instigate into ruining the tier 1 guy thinning out your actual competition

>This is why so many fundamental rights an sheiz were written

>This is why laws were written

>It's a tool to thin out your competition and legitimise your doings

>>14677

*Its

My mother is dying bros. I think this is it. She has shortness of breath and a lot of health complications. Nothing works in this joke of a nation. She is the only female I like. I could talk to her about anything. She could talk to me about her deepest secrets. I could read her like that. She might be retarded than me but I like her.

She taught me so much and always took my side if she could have. She was a simple girl and the world took advantage of it.

>>15436

how old is she anon

>>15436

They are going to take her away from me. They won't be forgiven. The world deserves total destruction. They shouldn't have had touched her. I should have protected her. I shouldn't have been an autistic retard. I should have read between the line of what everyone told me.

They will be dealt with. They will be burnt and washed away from this land. The world is a lie and it's all fake and gay.

Everyday in my life, I used to be rest assured that no matter what would happen, I could atleast turn off my filter and talk to her even no matter how retarded the things would be.

She is the only one in my ny life who cooks clean food. I try to do whatever housework I can for her but she won't let me do any. All my bhabis are pure randis. They act like they are so above house work and put most of the burden on her. They left our house with excuses and moved away.

The faggit brothers are so up in chut that they have forgotten what matters.

She won't allow a maid hired to cook because they are dirty.

She still thinks that I will get married and solve it all after I get a proper job. I didn't want to ruin her dreams of ever getting a daughter in law. I told her a year before about the state of randis but she seemed to have forgotten it all or might be pretending to be.

I wish we were living 20 years back and I could just have brought a village cunny as a wife and made her help out with the chores.

The modern world is trying to take her away from me.

This will no end here. They will never be forgiven

>>15439

55

>>15443

So sad anon. This world deserves nothing but destruction

I was wrong and right at the same time. The most probable way to get rich in one generation is through fraud. It took me so much time to accept the truth. Businesses are a formalised form of looting where you can't loot the other person as much as you want because the other person is going to negotiate for an appropriate price but a proper negotiation is reached when both parties are equally competent at trying to grift one another so they reach an equilibrium.

Hence businesses will always try to make ways like asking help from the govt to bail them out or license their field or simply using corruption and violence to drive away their competition to get better at looting. O was wrong in thinking that the way to success is to try to make things better for everyone else. It's not, it's to loot people and when people after being culled enough times become clever enough to figure it out will be ready to create a system which uses human greed as an incentive to form a better society.

Fighting to change the system is a never ending uphill battle. Things will take its course on its own.

You have to be the most efficient poo flinger. The world deserves that. It doesn't deserve nice things. It deserves to be destroyed

>>15456

Machiavelli might have ass kissed too much in his The Prince but he thought exactly like me and it's evident in his discourses on levy. He is the only true man

>>9308(OP)

how to stop being addicted to anime girls yaaraa

>>15506

I don't know. I love them, they are better than real foids. I can talk about anything with them without any fear of it being used against me.

>>9312

Dudu meetha nhi rehta hai randike . Creatine jesa taste rehta uska

They want you to get drunk. They want you to doubt yourself. You have been trained to have an internalised monologue that tells you that everything is your fault. They taught you to act like a cuck.

The real world is brootal and compassion has no place in it. You cannot waste your time thinking about the injustices happening in this world. Since this is a democracy, the kings of this timeline only comes to power by trying to placate to the masses hence they use words like injustices and play pretend to fight against it. In reality their animalistic instincts take over and right after they are in power, they will start scamming the masses for their own benefits because they control the money and the police and the masses are unarmed. A few years hence, a new batch of jeets will try to overthrow them trying to cater towards the masses the same way their predecessors did. If they succeed, they will do the same thang.

There is no greater good. You just enrich yourself and move to wherever you can with your family cause unlike in the olden days, you aren't killed by your enemies if your kingdom falls. You have a 5 -15 year term on an average.

>>16572

The people who don't succeed in getting power but fought to seek it are fucked because just like the leaders, they have brainwashed themselves into thinking that fighting against injustice and welfare of all is a real thang. Instead of going full chappri mode, they will stick to wasting their time watching the TV equivalent of neonman youtuber drama channel called news

I have a fren working in HR and he keeps whining about not getting enough candidates. I ask him what is he looking for and he says just graduates with 3 years of working experience in anything to work as one of those retail manager jobs. I tell him that why don't they hire anyone they can or promote from within their packers and cashiers by training them? Why don't they lower their meme standards ?

And to that he says oh no the company only hires from reputed colleges if they want freshers and only experienced people if in other cases for their "officer" type jobs.

I fail to understand that are they retarded to understand the question? Is the entire corporate setting run by a bunch of people who don't understand the breakfast question?

>>16611

So do you have schizophrenia or multiple personality disorder?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieGljdPBIDA[embed]

The glowie next door was spying on me and pretending to drink beer and chew gutka at the same time. Just as I caught him red handed, he was taken aback. Now he his pretending to fight with his fake family (his wife and cunny daughter that is so his, right) as if he is yet another normal jeet who drinks and chews gutka at the same time before fighting with his wife. Yeah right.

>>16615

What no these are all real things happening in my life. I just twist some of the plot points to avoid doxxing myself that easily.

>>16616

test

>>16611

yep.

tcs retard recruiter said i am not capable of doing any high level jobs because i am not doing my bachelor

he was someone my father knows

my father said take advice

my father always put me in front of some retard boomer just to take advice from them and they give shitty advice and judge my skills on the basis of result in some meme exam, if i am not preparing for govt. jabs, and giving jee, cds, neet my life worth nothing (someone actually said this to me in front of my father and he said nothing like he didn't even care how bad it will affect me in life)

they stopped me from going outside when i was in 8th grade now they whine about how come i don't have friends and go outside well i found a job and give a 85-90% of my salary at my home it's just like i am renting a house

i don't know how well it will go in future my parents are depend on my income so i have to keep doing job whether i like it or not, hobbies and other things wasn't really my thing since i was born

got bullied in school for 5 years since 6th grade (so pussy couldn't even fight back), was raped by my cousin taekwondo teacher (40 yo) when 14, last two years of schooling covid came didn't experience any school life that time than found this job at 17 now in late 19 still doing can't even kill myself because of parents

what a shitty schizoid thread.

Thuu

>>16643

Where do you work anon?

>pic rel is my wife

>her name is nadeshiko

>she works as a sales girl at a camp gear kirana store in japan

>she bought a maruti suzuki Jimny after saving up money from the job she got fresh out of school

>She didn't even have to go to college

>she doesn't boast about her car

>she uses it to camp with her frens

>it's just another tool for her

>she can afford to live a carefree life

>Meanwhile in the bg, you can find the average jeet

>he has to go to college for 4 years now

>they told him that he could get a job after completing 1 year of his 4 year Bcom degree

>It was a lie

>he got into a call centre during college

>got himself a salesman job at some mnc

>gets abused by his boss and by his family members while earning a 5k pm salary

>as a coping mechanism, he lies to his friends and tells them that he earns a godzilla LPA salary

>after two decades of tiring work in the same post, he went to take out a loan to buy a maruti suzuki 800

>his zoomie son convinced him otherwise that he won't ride anything but a mahindra thar

>they settled for the JIMNY, a car twenty year old car that launched in lundia just now

>his idiot zoomie son decides to take the car out with his frens

>not a second passes by that he misses to boast about his so called wealth and car to them

>he kangs his cars in comparison to other shitcars

>while he gives gaali to his father for not being able to afford yet another poor man's car by worldwide standards

>he wants to show off more to gain status

>ends up hitting the car against a police kiosk

>he pretends to be a MLAs son to get out of it

>the police asks for his father and to their surprise, it's a middleaged jeet wearing a salesman's worn off shirt that turned out to be mr. Jeet

They had no choice other than beating the shit out of them while the foids in the car try to save them. Pic rel

Time for me to take a hiatus from thinking like a fag. I need to study full time from now on.

>Study

>Take smoke break

>Study

>Take a sex break with my wife

>Study

>Take a walk/run break

>Study

>Listen to /philosophical music/ stuff I already have

>Will make my life brootal for a while

>Entertainment is fake and gay

>It's there to waste my time

>Will be back in a few days

>Will watch episode 5 of my wife in yuru camp next week

>*Checks day

>Sunday

>Yes next week

>I can do it

>Gambare myself

Part 1

My besto frendo will never understand why is it that people do what they do most of the time. No matter how hard he tries to reverse engineer the thought process behind the actions taken by other people it doesn't make any sense

>be 10 years ago (yeah poolice 10 years)

>fren's baniya uncle calls him to a location

>fren goes there as soon as possible on his bike

>he sees that his uncle is there with another dhandomaxxer up on a jhopri

>he learns that they are buying the jhopri where a guy from madhya pradesh used to live but is moving to vietnam and is taking his entire family with him

>the jhopri is in a sense illegal to sell because it's a govt property and the renters pay 500 rupee a year to the govt using their registered mobile number

>yes why would a jhopri be a govt rented property anon? Don't focus on the jhopri details too much, it's made up to make any information that can be used against my best fren, redundant. It could be anything just make sheit up in your mind

>the entire point of buying it from him instead of occupying it after they leave is that there are other buyers wanting to buy it for more so it won't be empty to illegally occupy

>his uncles will sell it to some other guy and make a cut without the govt knowing anything about it

>now he is thinking that why did they even bring him here? What function does he have?

>Well he is there to get a tutorial from the madhya pradesh guy on how to pay the rent using the govt website

>the madhya pradesh guy tries to tell him

>go here then click this option under annual rent

>click jhopri number

>then login to account using OTP because there is no other way to login

>then click pay using upi or debit or challan

>okay bradar so you will be leaving your sim card with us then right?

>the MP guy throws a tantrum right there that there is no way in hell that he is going to leave his sim

> the sim ca

Forgot a cute girl pic

>>18422

Part 2

>the sim card wilm stay with my father who will reside in MP for a year or two before joining us in vietnam after I blah blah blah

>ok so there must be a way to change phone numbers registered with this jhopri?

>oh there isn't anon, I tried looking and even asked the officer in charge but you can look for yourself. Here use my phone

>my fren browses each and every corner of the website to search for a number switching option similar to that works for let's say the registered number to your airtel dish or sum thing where you send an otp to the old number to login then put in your new number and send otp to new number and be done with it

>There was none

>ok madhya pradesh saheb, how will my uncle pay the annual rent for jhopri and keep the govt from noticing if he can't login

>and there went the breakfast question dilemma once again

>well you see anon I will explain it to you once more, you go to this website put in jhopri number then put the registered mobile number then put in otp and click pay

>yes but who will give us the otp since you are taking the sim card with you. Will your father send us the otp once a year in some arrangement then?

>what ? No he won't. He don't like to be disturbed an other bs

>Okay MP anon how do I pay the rent then?

>Well you see you dummy, go to this website then enter jhopri number then type in your registered mobile number and otp then pay

>now my fren had lost his mind and pulled his uncle aside and explained it to him in boomerspeak what was going on

>no one had even thought about it

>my fren tells his uncles to just pay the guy a few thousand more to buy the card off of him but his uncles were reluctant to spend another few thousands on a stupid sim card

>He even went to the guy and asked him if any bank or essential services are linked to the card and he said no, he uses it just for rent payment and talk to his relatives

>>18436

Part 3

>after almost half an hour of poo flinging, this MP guy was coming to terms with leaving the sim card if some compensation is provided

>my fren asked his uncles that if rent isn't paid then what happens?

>usually the govt doesn't care but after 3 years of consecutive non payment, they do come and seal off the jhopri

>well it will severely affect our prospects of reselling the jhopri then right? The new buyer will obviously ask for the rent thang and we won't be able to make much of a profit

>no anon, they don't know it themselves what happens and never enquire about the intricate details of it

>But they will be evicted otherwise

>well we will see what happens maybe bribe the officer in charge now or later if he comes for eviction

>will that cost us more?

>i don't know anon

>well then let's just pay this guy and take his sim card

>no anon we won't spend anymore on it

>the MP guy didn't want to sell it no more maybe because he wanted more money or maybe he got scared

>my fren hadn't offered a number before and now offered him 5k -7k for it but he just said no

>So maybe he really got scared

>His uncle sold the jhopri scoring a profit of 2.30 lakh after the broker's fee

>People wanted to buy it for more but became reluctant after enquiring about the number thang

>they could have made 50k more on the jhopri upon calculating from the previous quotes if they had the number

>my fren asked his uncles later on why they didn't pressurise the guy for his sim card if it was absolutely needed for the rent?

>they pretended to know it before hand that without the sim card the rent wouldn't be payable and the guy wouldn't sell his sim card

>they just pretended to be confident when they weren't

>the sim card was in the MP guy's grandma who had died long ago

>His uncles had to go to the officer in ch

>>18456

>Officer incharge and wait for 5 days and 20 k in bribes to no avail before they sold it

>the new owner has to pay 10k every 3 year when the officer checks in to evict him because the number cannot be changed even officially

>The officer will retire next year and it will be worth it to see how it plays out.

Nothing makes sense here not even fraud

>>18461

>he still wonders why is it he was asked by his uncles to go there if they knew everything from the start?

>why was the MP anon giving him a tutorial on how to pay the jhopri rent if without the sim card they wouldn't be able to pay the rent in the first place

>yes maybe he tried to fraud the uncles by pretending to give a tutorial that meant nothing but if he did want to do that effectively he wouldn't repeatedly say to the uncles beforehand this encounter of him not going to leave his sim card with them

Nothing makes total sense.

So many years wasted for nothing. To gain nothing, what am I doing? It's mostly my fault. Everything else is a giant cope

>>18891

A man's body was designed to sex cunnies and I don't think I even have the lung capacity to sex them for a long time. I have mastered control over my cock but damaged my lungs. Time to recover them. The cunnies deserve that from me as a gift.

The Entire Education System is a Religion in Lundia

I just had a nightmare and woke up crying. My wife whispered in my ears the following

>the entire education system till it leads into a job is a religion

>unlike science having very specific structure to it, education doesn't have any

>from the very beginning, you are made to study things without any lee way of questioning them

>the teacher discourages independent thinking even amongst the given subject

>the teachers themselves don't understand the subject so you in your autistic mind keep persisting what why how what why how to which

>he know not what to answer so he feeds you something gibberish about it and act confident about it

>I remember asking my 6th grade physics teacher yeah but what exactly is mass? How is it different from volume?

>he just made something gibberish to stop my autistic screehings

>I tried asking another teacher and this one became angry and started bullying me in front of other kids avoiding the question and at the same time discouraging everyone from doing what I did

>everyone laughed at it and when I asked them that why is it they were laughing they had no explanation

>I had to reverse engineer their thought process and understand that they were laughing to show conformity to a god like power structure ie the teacher who yielded power to ridicule and humiliate them so they try to flatter this god using flattery by laughing at their jokes

>these are the same type of people that I have seen going into different fields of education and trades

>upon entering it they soon started defending their field to be some sort of cult

>prior to this they had no liking for their field but now they will vehemently try to act like without their field of communist plumbing therapy, human civilization would cease to exist

>then there's competitive exams that one has to give

>it has a vague syllabus of what's going

>>19812

>of what you should expect then go the the exam hall and the rest would depend upon your sheer luck

>the portion you remember vividly might be asked then it was great if otherwise you are fucked

>there would be no logic behind why or how this question was asked to find any pattern in it so teachers and toppers will create a retarded reasoning of their own on why they focused on that topic more and were right

>Then there is the criterion of the paper not to be leaked or the entire process not to be corrupted with hooking up only the sons of the leaders of the ruling party

>all in all the finding no set pattern the teachers of such exams resort to create a cult of a religion around it

>instead of telling you directly what to do, you are led around to fumble and be confused for years till your course duration ends upon whose completion you are thrown away without even being told the answer you were looking for ie what exactly to do

>to waste your time they will make you do stupid rituals to divert your mind

>It's like going to a pilgrimage or to a popular mandir

>You were going there because you were told that it will solve your son's impotency problems but instead of getting to know the answer you were made to do stupid rituals around it and paid for it

>If you ask for a refund and because you weren't given the answer you were looking for, you will be shamed of not being pure enough of doing those rituals correctly

>they won't even tell you exactly how to do the rituals and be vague about it

>they will hook up people like them as brahmins and their chelas (teachers and non teaching staff) whose job will be to form a bureaucracy around it

>no one knows exactly how it works and hence people profit off of it by grifting those in the process

>>19820

>then there's the academics

>you would think that these are people who are the creme of the crop or sumthang

>but you are wrong, this is lundia

>an academic either becomes one through years of gruelling meme exam after meme exam and are tired to even do what they were meant to

>or a nepobaby so he would never do what he was meant to

>question things and find its answer

>instead they have to resort to the same religious bureaucracy

>they will be punished if they do otherwise hence their job is to copy and paste from other academics and preach it to other

>in other words they are the priests worth more status

Consider the same education in respect to a western nation

>yes you could fall in the trap of getting into severe debt and get a meme degree without any job prospect but alternatively you can

>work as some lowly position in some company and just ask them what hoops you need to jump to get ahead

>there are set fields like engineering and medicine studying which you can get a job and not remain unemployed

>In lundia however instead of having seats in colleges in a correct proportion to the jobs available in the market they create a labour surplus

>so everyone goes to study them because they were told they would get to have a job

>if you don't have the correct colleges as a choice, you would most likely to be screwed over but this is lundia

>What else are you going to do if not engineering that promises work

>so year after year millions flood the market

>there is no clear direction of what to do

>so they come up with another jargon called skills

>no one knows who these skills are

>they have been talking about skills way before gandhi have been asking indians to buy over priced gujjew made clothes

>companies could just make a list of skills and provide employment vacancy data on them but there is no coherent data

>hence learning skills is yet another p

>>19827

>hence learning skills is yet another pilgrimage like college where you are made to lose money and time

>this entire stretch of time your parents knowingly waste their time and money behind sending you on these pilgrimages despite knowing that god doesn't exist

>they do this on the off chance that you get accepted by the cult into a position amongst their ranks

>they provide no structure for the process and you are left to your devices

>you are led to find god and if you fail it is going to be your fault for not finding him and not because god is made up

>there very much could be jobs like shoemaker, power line workers, welder and stuff available but these middle class groups have made it an aura around themselves so much that you would be treated like shit in this land if you aren't them

>they will actively shit on people doing real jobs like an electrician but will praise the priests who does nothing

>Specially if your parents were priests before who didn't realise that they could hook you up if they timed it correctly will waste your entire life in pushing you towards that journey of chaos to maintain their prestige in society

>>19828

It came out different and much more incoherent than it was in my mind when she whispered them to me but I have forgotten it all by now

>>19830

If this wasn't suifuel enough, I thought about the entire ordeal for a bit and realised what people calls trades (fitter mechanic) will be engin!ggerized in the future. With a herd of students dropping out and opting for ITI courses, they have started implementing a meme entrance test for it which I predict will be n!ggerified even more that you would need coaching centres for it.

Even if you just plan to work in your father's garage or something in the future so many unemployed jeets are going to flood your market that there is going to be less cars than the number of mechanics and modi would be behind it all because he pushed everyone for skills skills skills instead of addressing the real problem

>>19850

The real problem

The population was artificially allowed to increase exponentially or sum sheit with the help of foreign aid and welfare and taxes.

Now you would think

>Isn't it good if we have infinite labour?

>They will just work for themselves and produce sheit

Well yes but with infinite labour comes the price of it which goes down due to demand and stuff so they get infinitely low goods and services (or money) in exchange for their labour. As a result of which they would be unable to buy anything worthwhile with their money because they can't be produced that cheaply.

While nature could work it's magic by repeatedly bringing in shortage of food and medicine cause massive amounts of purge of people unable to fund their survival hence teaching everyone else not to breed more than they could provide for, we have welfare to counter it.

Don't worry tho, the population problem will be solved one way or the other.

Lundiagram have been trying to keep the lid on the steam with the use of memeexams but that can only work for so long.

Soon young people will have to resort to some sort of blood sport of literally killing each other to get a seat at IIT or some clerk position paying 5k pm.

People will literally have to kill each other in order to survive when welfare dries up. They might first go against the tax payers for not paying up everything they earn and then will start purging each other and call it cultural revolution or something.

You and I or our kids if we have any are going to face the same thing regardless of if we deserve it or not unless we clear some meme exam because there is no other way of paying your way out of it and leaving this nation behind.

Or we will have to resort into killing each other when the correct time strikes. The later would be better than sitting for another meme exam but I guess it's better to be real in our expectations of what the future holds

>>19856

Forgor the mandatory webm

Now I understand why people have been chimping out so much and doing whatever humiliating thing they can to get famous online.

>>19865

The immediate future belongs to whoever can fraud other people the most and get away with it. Businessman, influencers doctors everyone