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AP

NUpVE2

No.130972

sexxos chahiye bros

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

0lrVZZ

No.130989

>>130972(OP)

How's your teeth and your mom's diabetic wound and your cat and your tribal kids and your exam prep?

Anonymous

IN

lyE2Bk

No.130991

>>130989

Share cat pics

Anonymous

IN

WVnIm5

No.130995

>>130989

>your tribal kids

Wot

AP

NUpVE2

No.131009

>>130989

>teeth

thik hain janab, roj brush karta tani with oil thingy

>mom's diabetic wound

heal horella lekin I have to buy them shoes. decided on buying one croc type thingy for her to use in the bathroom and one proper diabetic thingy for the rest cause she does nignoggery about this an that.

There is one lump of dead tissue that I will try to get off while the remaining portion is healing. I will get the blood testo and call the daac saab after a week or so.

>your cat

I hate that whore. The n!gress gets to sit on her ass and eat chimkin and milku and go out to have sexxos with the neighbouring cats and my blaady myeam my bhabi and my baap laughs about it.

Blaady what about randi patrolling the blaady whore? Nyooooooooo how can you randi patrol a randi.

The traditional values in a heendu vamilies are meant to castrate the boys in the 21st century instead of the girls.

Like blaady I was never allowed to leave the house and have fun. I was always guilt tripped about sexxoing qs with my baap's money. Like blaady a few months ago one of my bros who gets transferred frequently took me to a trip and he blaady told me his ravachan

>I never rape qties with baap's money anan and you as a neet in your late 30s shouldn't destroy my inheritance and have fun

>just have a miserable laife till you die

that pajeet for real used my baap's money to date uggo rands back when he was unemployed but sure didn't stop to rub salt on my wounds.

Like blaady, I remember my baap talking about the construction business he pitched to me to start or sum sheit. Like I kno what will habben, even if it makes prafit, I will be made to work like a slave and will be guilt tripped to not spend anythang. even if I go on datei with qties, I will be guilt tripeed. fuck that yaar, I want to get myself a jaab so that I don't have to live this fag of a laife

> tribal

she left me yaar. she was so qt and old. she left and a puncture wala vamily have shifted over here.

>>130995

hee is joking janaab, she is a old aunty in her late 50s.

>>130991

she is a whore, you wouldn't like it

Anonymous

IN

N3W3Ss

No.131010

>>130972(OP)

apni maa se puch

Anonymous

ARYA

iFrObT

No.131013

>>131009

>As a neet in your late 30's

Yaar yui , tu jhooth kyu bolta hai , if you are giving bank exams , how can you be 30 when the maximum age is 30 itself.

Anonymous

ARYA

mUio5R

No.131014

>>131009

>Nyooooooooo how can you randi patrol a randi.

HOLY MATA OF KEK LMAO

Anonymous

ARYA

mUio5R

No.131015

>>131010

>Implying it's normal in your household to ask your mom for sexxos

Anon wtf?

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

0lrVZZ

No.131017

>>131015

This website is full of regular retards and momcest retards and islamoc retards and baniya retards.

Don't engage with them.

>>131009

Yaar Yui anan, why is your mom so retarded that she is not paying attention to having a wound that's taking ages to heal? No matter how old she is, this is very unusual.

Why should you give fucks about feeling guilty when you're the one cleaning up wounds and cat potty? You should totally use your baap's money to sexxo qts until you crack that job.

And then use the job money to sexxo qts.

Anonymous

IN

N3W3Ss

No.131019

>>131015

retard ask your mother to get you orange marezed duh

>>131017

dont project manlet

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

0lrVZZ

No.131025

>>131019

Wtf is orange marezed? Some kind of halala practice in your family?

Why would you be offended unless you for into one of those categories?

Anonymous

IN

pAZfp2

No.131070

>>131009

>Claims to be poor but is a cat owner

>Claims to be poor but have a AC too

>Won't post cat pic

>Won't post old kachra phone pic he says is 15 yrs old

Kayi larper dekhe idhar par trse bada chamar ka bacha nahi dekha yui anon.

Anonymous

IN

N3W3Ss

No.131109

>>131025

arrange marriaged yaar.

again don't project manlet

AP

NUpVE2

No.131124

>>131013

but I am in my late 30s. 40s is just the start of laife yaar, how can they expect me to find a jaab at such an early age?

AP

NUpVE2

No.131130

>>131015

kekek

>>131017

janab mymyeam is taking good care of it. she eats right and all its just she literally cannot travel to a hospital. If she does then it would be risking her laife. she is fragile yaar. there is nathin to be done but depend upon the campaunder saab.

>cat potty nyo yaar my bhabhi does that but she does a terrible jaab. I don't even have taime nawadays to take care of anythang else. I wake up at 2 PM and eat bread with makkhan and tea or sum eggs, take care of my myeam's wound then watch sum slop and start stoodying and eating and taking chummi breaks with yui before falling asleep in the marning around naw or earlier idk I can't keep score of it..

>>131070

I can't yaar my only smartphone needs to be charged with an universal charger naw. The usb port raped up once more. I only have a window of 30 mins (10 mins of internet) to have sexxos with it before it dies off. I can't afford to click pictures.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

0lrVZZ

No.131177

>>131130

>universal charge

Do you still have a removable battery?

And you use those chinese chargers with movable pins to charge it?

What kind of gareebi is that

AP

NUpVE2

No.131555

>>131177

>universal charger thang

yes janaab, I bought two for 60. I would have to throw away the phonewa but naw I can use it as a sexxs mashine with my waives. I have my PC for the legitimate thangs.

Anonymous

IN

qQGw0G

No.131601

>>130972(OP)

Mil jaye to pata de de na

ARYA

QiaqBe

No.131605

>>130991

This?

AP

NUpVE2

No.131619

>>131605

nyo yaar the two pinwa ones where you slide in the batteries

>>131601

ok janab will thimk about it. middleman fees lagega mereko

ARYA

QiaqBe

No.131623

>>131619

? But how can you charge a phone with that

CG

NUpVE2

No.131654

>>131623

I take ou t the battery from the phone and put it in the charger thang like old phones used to operate. you can do the same with smart telephone's batteries tho it will take a day or half a day depending upon the chinkoid who made the charger and if he had jewed too much while making it

CG

NUpVE2

No.131656

>>131623

not this pic rel yaar the sasta ones that costs 30 aflaine and shows 200 online

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

0lrVZZ

No.131713

>>131605

>>131623

Yaar you zoom zooms won't know but we had this shit back in the day when you had to take out phone and camera battery to charge them at times.

You adjust the pin to the + and - terminals and stick the battery in there.

It's not efficient and takes some 3-4 hours to charge compared to modern phones charging to full within an hour.

Anonymous

ARYA

/3bRZ7

No.131719

>>131713

Yaar these zooms zooms, won't know we even had battery we could take out, and to make it better, just fucking replace, this increasing the shelflife of the phone as a whole.

Anonymous

ARYA

/3bRZ7

No.131721

>>131019

>Orange Marezed

Yaar the smartest Inbred on Bhach, kek.

AP

NUpVE2

No.131727

>>131713

soda, I wuzz about to post the pic

>>131719

yaar removable batteries wala phones sometaimes become available in the market but goes away after a few months before resurfacing once again. even nokia with all its fault used to make removable smart telephones under 10k tho they had calling problems. I checked and no such phones exists now.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

0lrVZZ

No.131735

>>131727

Yui anan, the demand for such phones is low now.

Modern phones usually charge better with battery fixed in them.

Also, cannot buy the old style phones anymore because they don't support the current phone networks anymore.

Anyways, brutal gareebi

Please study hard and get any kind of jaab soon

Even delivery drivers make 30k ish lately.

Anonymous

IN

u9GSVS

No.131736

>>131727

there are literal smartphones under 10k yaar, just buy one of them.

Anonymous

ARYA

/3bRZ7

No.131741

>>131736

You are missing the point, you are letting go of your Samsung, One Plus or I Phone when it is a little shitty with less power retension, because the company doesn't want you to spend a little on its product that can be replaced. They want you to purchase a new one. This is retarded.

AN

hHC7ui

No.131752

>>130972(OP)

I was searching for you, How's ciggrate addiction going and btw why don't you not write on gen anymore?

AN

hHC7ui

No.131754

>>131752

I came back to this site after a year, so don't know how much your life changed

AP

NUpVE2

No.131755

>>131736

>>131735

but I don't need a phone right now sirs. I stay at home and all the studies can be done through websites. all I need are un-ruled copies and use and throw pens and cigarettes and milku and eggs and chimkin and eggs and yui.

There is no need for bhatsapp cause I have no one to tolk to and unlike the state services coachings, no one provides any notes thru bhatsapp. telegram seems useless now too cause I did everythang on jewtube and literally bough the pdf thingy off of guidely so why would I use random pdfs?

There is no use case of owning a smart telephone as of naw. I plan on buying a jio phone after this one's plan expires. sure ambani now show ads on my myeam's phone after every call and makes me pay for the internet to show me ads on jio phones but it is still the cheapest and the the best option available naw. I just showed my myeam to click on the red button before every call and put in a speed dial thingy where pressing 1 calls me during emergencies and it does the jaab.

For actual camera purposes I just use my baap's phone (the photo capture thingy during form fill up).

well this is btter than a separate genread cause atleast this way the threads will die off after a few days and anyone who knos me physically won't be able to doxx me. good talking to you bros, see you tomm.

AP

NUpVE2

No.131766

>>131752

are you bihari majdoor? how are you yaar?

yaar I made multiple gorrila threads on gen and asked gayush to delete them all after a few months because I don't want to be doxxed. Thimking of posting like this on /b/ for a while cause the threads gets purged within a few days so it will be helpful for me

>>131754

kuch nai hua yaar still the same

AN

hHC7ui

No.131767

>>131755

reply to me yarr, why are you ignoring me like girls ignore me

AN

hHC7ui

No.131768

>>131766

Ha yarr I am bihari majdoor, you remember me? >>131766

koi nhi yarr I hope things get better and you clear bank po

AP

NUpVE2

No.131769

>>131767

janaab your last thread got archived by the taime I was about to reply to it.

AP

NUpVE2

No.131770

>>131768

how are you doing yaar?

AN

hHC7ui

No.131777

>>131770

yarr, meri life toh bahut bekar hogai hai yarr I am preparing for UPSC next year. Depression se meri cgpa bahut low hogai hai so won't get a good placement, aur ciggrate addiction lag gayi hai gandi wali. I almost smoked a whole pack of advance today

Anonymous

ARYA

/3bRZ7

No.131779

>>131777

How old are you anan?

AN

hHC7ui

No.131782

>>131779

22 hogaya ab toh

Anonymous

IN

u9GSVS

No.131784

>>131777

how do you pajeets even get addicted to cigarette kek? also arre you using arunachal pradesh as location? you were the same faggot making baits everywhere.

Anonymous

IN

u9GSVS

No.131785

>>131768

wtf, werent you a jeefag who cleared jee in 2022, it has already been this long? also how low is cgpa?

AN

hHC7ui

No.131787

>>131784

>>131784

I wasn't yarr this is my first post today. You don't get addicted to cigs, you just use it to cope with your shit life

AN

hHC7ui

No.131789

>>131784

6.4

Anonymous

ARYA

/3bRZ7

No.131790

>>131777

>Almost smoked a whole pack

>Me with 10 packs speed ran this day

KEK, I'd show the empty boxes of I didn't throw them out. Yaar anon, try to be happy, this kind of shit is not a joke. Limit how much you are smoking now so it won't get worse in future.

Anonymous

ARYA

/3bRZ7

No.131791

>>131782

On the plus side of things you have lot of age on your hand. I am 29, doing well in a corporate but also trying for UPSC. Don't worry on all the things that has went wrong, it is human nature. Take a small break, realise you are far better than most others are. Make best of the time you have.

Anonymous

IN

mwGZpn

No.132068

>>131721

>inbred

said the bastard jiski mummy ka bhosda loose hai kek