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GF going to US, how to get sexxo now

Anonymous

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nSoR0+

No.132062

gf is going to US for masters, she will get backshots from (by the way I am a nigger) jocks, all i can do to get back is fk fresh pussy here, tips do pyaro

i am rich (2.5-3L income per month), tall (6ft), have my own rented flat with separate room for privacy. i have bad face so dating apps are out (plus my gf friends might catch me), someone said i can get hot college pussy via linkedin, pls guide.

i live in hyderabad posh area.

Anonymous

UN

mQOLd9

No.132063

>>132062(OP)

Richfag ke saath kya kiya zaye yaaron?

(Joking)

Anonymous

IN

5Cauxn

No.132064

>>132062(OP)

Break up. Long distance doesn't work.

Anonymous

IN

nSoR0+

No.132065

>>132064

kyu kru breakup, already yaha enjoy krunga hi, work kiya toh kiya, warna maa chudaye, she will might help me move to US also

Anonymous

IN

nSoR0+

No.132066

>>132065

enjoy krunga sure nahi hai, upaay btao for pussy pyaro

GA

62Qpz5

No.132067

>>132062(OP)

your gf will get sexo now

black white mexican native american

she will try everything

while you betabuxx

Anonymous

IN

nSoR0+

No.132069

>>132067

already pta hai, post padh pyare. betabuxx ke sath sexxo ke upaay bta

Anonymous

IN

x8ltJp

No.132073

>>132062(OP)

Time to leave

and btw you already had gf so you've better experience than many bahacels here

Why arer you asking if you can get pussy or not

Just go out and try

Incel hota to alag baat hoti

Anonymous

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5Cauxn

No.132074

>>132065

US is collapsing pajeet

Anonymous

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JTi0rc

No.132076

>>132073

bhai only had one gf (via office), that too was given by god and sheer luck aur mai shayad rebound tha, now i have experience also, but kya faayda agar kisi nayi ladki ko apprach nahi krpaun.

mujhe samajh nahi aata hai what do to now. how to use money to get girls

Anonymous

IN

JTi0rc

No.132077

>>132074

uska baap is paying all fees, tu aur mai yaha US collapse likhte reh jayega, she will get $150k job and live the stacy life

GA

62Qpz5

No.132078

>>132069

join a part time mba program... I am also considering doing the same. will sexxo mba girls

Anonymous

IN

KNY92K

No.132079

>>132062(OP)

Randi ko chod de ek last baar

btw your and her caste?

Anonymous

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5Cauxn

No.132081

>>132077

US is on the verge of civil war or balkanisation. 150k$ job won't exist in there within the next decade.

Anonymous

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jb0YtD

No.132084

>>132081

Lmfao, she will earn mere 10 saal ka savings in one year tu decade ki baat kr rha hai. Balkanization of us lmfao schizocel

Anonymous

IN

jb0YtD

No.132085

>>132079

We live together, roz leta hu dw

I'm baniya she is some marathi caste

Anonymous

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KNY92K

No.132089

>>132085

I remember seeing your thread earlier in January when you were flexing over bhaicels, then a uber richfag posted his Paytm account balance

UN

FdBy/r

No.132092

>>132081

please consult the graphs

Anonymous

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GFcmhr

No.132096

>>132063

unko bolo "Peeche dekh meri maa lingam horhi :kek:"

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132098

>>132089

LMFAO, mogged.

Anonymous

IN

5Cauxn

No.132099

>>132084

My baap earns nearly 1 crore per year. Wait and watch pajeet.

Anonymous

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5Cauxn

No.132100

>>132092

Something will habben

Anonymous

IN

1OaF7C

No.132102

>>132062(OP)

>>132065

>>132067

Make an insta account

Show riches there

Make a fake paisa udane wala persona of yourself

Buy followers

Post pics but not too richfag that foids get a self esteem issue

Start messeging insta girls

Never pay for anything unless date

Spend some on gift

Always show your sexual tendencies since start

Only message young girls under 20, they are the most susceptible to these things. Even school foids.

Having a flat of your own is a really big buff you cannot fathom.

Thats all you need

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132107

>>132096

>Ok

Peeche dekh is anon ki maa lingam horhi

>But why is your maa getting lingamed anon?

Anonymous

IN

jb0YtD

No.132114

>>132099

Tera baap 30 saal gaand ghiske jitna kama rha woh 26 ke Umar me kamayegi woh

Anonymous

IN

GFcmhr

No.132115

>>132107

lurk moar

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132117

>>132062(OP)

OP, I'll be completely honest, if she cheats on you she was never worth it. The moment you learn that she cheated, just move on. Do not lower yourself to the level of a whore by cheating as you stay in a relationship. Nothing is worse than being the thing you were afraid of all along. If she never cheated on you, but you did, that just makes you lower than a Dalit.

Even more importantly, do not let paranoia get the better of you. Some women can be loyal, and a year passing will show you if she is loyal or not. If she is not, if she cheats it will be pretty, and i mean pretty obvious.

>Ghosting

>Growing cold

>More involved with other men

>Dry texting

>Sort of just pretending you don't exist

Don't confuse any of them for her going to just take a shit and being insecure. You don't need to be Keshav Pandit to learn when a rand is being a rand. If she cheats, when that does happen, which most likely will, just move on.

Anonymous

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5Cauxn

No.132119

>>132114

You don't know who I am pajeet. I have US citizenship as well.

Anonymous

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5Cauxn

No.132120

>>132114

USA will balkanise or have a civil war within the next decade. It's commonly discussed and the warning signs are visible.

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132122

>>132115

I remember this one, it's the guy who got raped by Mod and then mod lingamed his mom. After which he took an ss of mod falling for teri meri filter, and spammed it on entire board. LMAO, yaar kya chutiya hai.

Anonymous

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GFcmhr

No.132128

>>132107

tranime fag trying to be funny always fails. why do these lolifappers even try?

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132129

>>132114

>Prices of USA Medical Services

>Prices of apartments

>Prices of eggs

Woh sadak pe chudegi NEGRO se lmao. Only a complete fucking retard will flex dollar when fully knowing how fucking worthless the Dollar is on its own home turf. Dollar is only good when you take a trip to economically weaker nations like Japan, Indonesia and ofcourse India.

Anonymous

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jb0YtD

No.132131

>>132119

Lmao baap ka income aur us citizenship flex kr rha, 1 crore per year lmfao

Anonymous

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GFcmhr

No.132132

>>132122

the thread i took i saved it from now says otherwise. look for yourself

Anonymous

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jb0YtD

No.132133

>>132089

Was not me and good for uber richfag, I am still in top 1% earners, bank balance of baap ka account is not a flex for me

Anonymous

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jb0YtD

No.132137

>>132129

She will live there semi-frugally and come back with huge savings to india

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132140

>>132128

>Chan site

>Moans about anime

>?

How many years of inbreeding is even needed to produce newfound level of retardation such as you? You got raped by some Mod yaar, why are you taking it out on me? Maine kya kiya lmao.

More importantly, why did you say "Lurk Moar" like a wannabe 4channer, on the first post, then tried to same fag as a different person, by again replying to the same post? XD

Anonymous

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KNY92K

No.132143

>>132142

lulla grabber

Anonymous

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jb0YtD

No.132145

>>132117

Bhai cheat toh kregi hi woh ik, I just want pussy pyare

Anonymous

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KNY92K

No.132146

>>132142

kek my extension blocked it

try harder necrochud

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

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4P4RQa

No.132149

>>132119

>I have US citizenship as well

you automatically become a Cuck by having US citizenship

Anonymous

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KNY92K

No.132151

>>132147

It blocked again, ab apni Behen ke nudes upload kar

Anonymous

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jb0YtD

No.132152

>>132102

Bhai pls no insta

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132161

>>132137

Her remittance will be close to none once she had NRI status. The problem is assuming she is saving anything at all. Even with Masters in USA how likely is she to make more than 5K USD a month, and save enough money for it to make a difference? You CAN do it, if you are really really good at what you do. Mediocrity is where most people will end up with nothing won, nothing lost.

Anonymous

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1OaF7C

No.132163

>>132152

Ab insta se kya dikkat hai madarchod bina bait ke fish kaise fasegi

Anonymous

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3bKpiG

No.132164

>>132117

are you the 29 year old poomin?

Anonymous

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jb0YtD

No.132166

>>132163

Bhai irl ya linkedin se btao na kuch pls, I am okay with 5-6/10 girls

Anonymous

IN

jb0YtD

No.132168

>>132161

Even when she has come to india, her savings are same as it would have been if she stayed.

She will enjoy status increase of working in US and good life(white dick) there

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132170

>>132164

>Poomin

KEK, yaar atleast be creative yaar. Yes the one from caste census thread.

Anonymous

IN

kspGxP

No.132171

>>132140

shut up tranime nerd

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132172

>>132168

The issue is you are assuming she will have any savings at all. If you end up as a minimum wager you end up with nothing after getting used to a higher life quality (not cumskin pp) but better roads, cleaner air, safer neighbourhood, and people who are not complete subhumans who shit on street.

Assume you fail to save much, and you will just end up wondering what was the point of all of that? In end. Even after being a cock sleeve for wall jumpers, cumskins and negros, ending up as a used cock sleeve is kind of a shitty end.

Like i said, it only works if you reach a high end job, with nice money, in a senior managerial role. That money you grind for 5 years will last you a life time, and if you get a job to work from home, you are even more fortunate.

My Marketing Head literally gets his salary from UAE while sitting in Jalandhar yaar. He is rick as fuck, with a chonky but loyal, sweet and cute pajeeta wife. He really has it all together, but the thing is many do not. He ground his ass off to see this day, people assume working abroad is perfect happy end, when it has its own sets of challenges like any corporate environment.

Anonymous

IN

1OaF7C

No.132173

>>132166

>irl ya linkedin

Irl bhi insta se ya friend group se hi start hota hai. Jewmerica nahi ki cold approach kaam karega unless your chadpreet. If you can get into under 21 friend group then try or do what i said. Just some showoff on insta works wonders

>linkdn

Loda lag jayenge. Don't try your luck here

Anonymous

IN

kspGxP

No.132174

>>132140

>like a wannabe 4channer, on the first post, then tried to same fag as a different person, by again replying to the same post?

google the meaning of samefag, then show me where its written that you cant double post. then go suck the mod's dick that you are so clearly into kek

Anonymous

IN

kspGxP

No.132177

>>132172

also arent you that guy jiski maa ka bhosda loose hai lmao

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132179

>>132171

>Seething over a mod raping his mom

>Called a random anon a "nerd"

Yaar, the point of baiting is to NOT be the butt end of joke.

Anonymous

IN

kspGxP

No.132181

>>132179

you clearly dont know what youre talking about. do you even comprehend english chamar? didnt your ammi with a loose bhosda teach you reading

Anonymous

IN

KNY92K

No.132185

>>132179

dont reply to that chamar, he is clearly trying to bait you

Anonymous

IN

kspGxP

No.132189

>>132179

>mod raping his mom

no the mod was watching his mom getting lingam'd. now you see what i mean by pointing out your poor comprehension skills kek

>>132185

dont worry uski ammi ka bhosda loose hai lmao

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

ElZAhV

No.132190

This is a sad thread in every way

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132191

>>132177

I genuinely have zero idea what the fuck you are talking about. I get that mod raped your mom with the Lingam posts and now you will never live it down, but by reminding everyone if it.You only continue to remind us of how you wiggle your microscopic kechua as he came inside the hole, you once came from.

Yaar half of us were not even there, we just know because you spammed so much. People started posting SS of you being lingamed and "chastity locked" by mod, simply because you went on posting in every thread, and you are chimping out again.

>>132174

>google the meaning of samefag, then show me where its written that you cant double post.

Smartest Same Faggot LMAO. Yaar the Mod has lingamed your maa, why does he live rent free in your hole instead?

Anonymous

IN

p5HN9+

No.132193

>>132190

every BhCh that exceeds a certain number of bumps ends this way

Anonymous

IN

kspGxP

No.132194

>>132191

>I genuinely have zero idea what the fuck you are talking about. I get that mod raped your mom with the Lingam posts and now you will never live it down, but by reminding everyone if it.You only continue to remind us of how you wiggle your microscopic kechua as he came inside the hole, you once came from.Yaar half of us were not even there, we just know because you spammed so much. People started posting SS of you being lingamed and "chastity locked" by mod, simply because you went on posting in every thread, and you are chimping out again. google the meaning of samefag, then show me where its written that you cant double post. Smartest Same Faggot LMAO. Yaar the Mod has lingamed your maa, why does he live rent free in your hole instead?

qrd. not reading your copes loose bhosde ki paidaish kek

Anonymous

ARYA

VyVcGa

No.132197

>>132189

>Him

LMAO, sure that lingamed faggot is a "him".

>Pretending to be third person, and not the guy, Mod lingamed brutally.

Holy KEK, yaar Dayush are you seeing this chimp lmao.

>>132185

Oh I can tell, but seeing this chamar seethe is actually so funny lmao.

Anonymous

IN

kspGxP

No.132198

>>132197

>greenfrog coping

its brootal being a loose bhosde ki paidaish kek

Anonymous

IN

5Cauxn

No.132200

>>132149

I agree, tbh. I'm not getting an Indian passport though, you'd have to be a retard to give it away.

Anonymous

DL

VyVcGa

No.132255

>>132200

As the state of this nation is it's just a matter of which one becomes worse faster. I wouldn't give it away either, hang in to it untill USA goes full retard.

Anonymous

IN

5Cauxn

No.132264

>>132255

I think the passport would still be usefull. Other countries would want to attract ""American"" talent.

Anonymous

IN

5Cauxn

No.132265

>>132255

I guess I have no loyalties at the end of the day. I'm just out for myself.

Anonymous

IN

+XwtbV

No.132270

>>132264

>>132265

Post kar usa ka passport saale larper

Anonymous

IN

cTe174

No.132339

>>132062(OP)

Yaaro upaay btao