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Anonymous

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xyQf0O

No.131391

What are these "workforce re-entry" programmes that IT companies like CTS, Wipro, TCS and so on for?

Can I get a job through it?

What should I do?

Please explain.

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131395

https://www.infosys.com/careers/exclusive-programs/restart-careers-infosys.html

https://www.accenture.com/in-en/careers/local/career-reboot-program

https://www.ibm.com/careers/blog/return-to-the-workforce-with-the-ibm-tech-re-entry-program

https://www.hcltech.com/careers/returnship

[Blocked URL: https://careers.cognizant.com/india-en/pathways-and-programs/returnship]/

https://www.tcs.com/careers/india/rebegin

https://jobs.dell.com/en/restart

https://www.ibm.com/careers/blog/return-to-the-workforce-with-the-ibm-tech-re-entry-program

Anonymous

IN

xT1Xwl

No.131400

>>131391(OP)

>>131395

Bumpu

NEETFag, 29

Anonymous

IN

gi5QZ+

No.131403

>>131391(OP)

yaar it's only for diversity hires

you might need to turn gay

Anonymous

ARYA

DJQ/2O

No.131404

>>131391(OP)

Yaar atleast someone explain what the fuck they are.

Anonymous

IN

e8GIDa

No.131410

Ideal for Rakulfag xhe is a troon. Xhe should get a certificate from some doctor about his body dysmorphia.

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131440

>>131404

>>131400

Yeah, I just came across this shit while I was searching for what to do. I think that the results assumed that I'm a woman or something because I mentioned the word "teacher" in it.

Don't make fun of me. I need a fucking job and I should try anything I can for it.

Anonymous

IN

SSCYK6

No.131442

>>131440

How old are you Saar? Any suggestions for 23yo NEET?

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131452

>>131442

30+.

I have no suggestions. I am clueless myself.

Anonymous

IN

gi5QZ+

No.131457

>>131452

best jobs are delivery jobs

easy 50k if you ask me

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131467

>>131457

Yaaro I'll rather stay in this shithole teaching job instead of doing delivery jobs!

Anonymous

IN

e8GIDa

No.131473

Our of curiosity, did you not know there are absolutely no jobs when you went for your M.Tech?

Anonymous

IN

gi5QZ+

No.131527

>>131467

Your loss then lol

it's just for few hours in the morning and in the night

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131531

>>131473

No, I didn't know.

I also didn't know that teaching is such a shit profession with no "growth" unless you waste ANOTHER 5 fucking years doing PhD under some worthless asshole.

I thought that I was supposed to teach but I ended up being a babysitter and a data entry operator preparing reports for garbage accreditation institutions and the department peon.

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131532

>>131527

And how do you earn 50k exactly?

Anonymous

IN

usO+7B

No.131534

>>131532

>>131532

bhangi, have you ever tried to google it? are you so lonely that you want to force a convo for everything?

google has everything btw, you can go through shitter, plebbit, quora and plenty other places to know what exists in what field but all you chamars do is whine and whine.

Anonymous

IN

gi5QZ+

No.131536

>>131532

You make ₹50 per order at least so you can calculate how many orders you need per day

Some people even tip extra

Anonymous

IN

usO+7B

No.131537

>>131532

it will depend on your city if it is any quick delivery job like zepto blinkit. swiggy zomato is meme. my advice would be learn to drive a truck and live your life travelling(driving at night basically fulfulling deadlines) kek.

Anonymous

IN

usO+7B

No.131539

>>131537

or there is something better and practical, become a driver for any taxi service.

Anonymous

IN

usO+7B

No.131545

honestly if you really want to earn 30-50k you will have to learn some sort of skill, degrees mean nothing. you can become a crane operator, welder, carpenter but these are all going to take time. i cant think of anything that pays 50k that doesnt require some skills.

Anonymous

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fitl/B

No.131551

>>131442

Saar, i might have an idea. If you don't mind spending money, and you have more than 5 years of work experience, you can go for executive MBA (from a good college). If you do well there you can get good package after only one year. Attempt this only if you have good IQ and can crack GMAT/CAT.

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131553

>>131534

>google has everything btw, you can go through shitter, plebbit, quora and plenty other places to know what exists in what field but all you chamars do is whine and whine.

No, I have searched as much as I can.

Just show me ONE response from quora or google or reddit or whatever that talks and properly explains about what someone did to get a job in their 30s. I'm damn sure you can't.

These people won't share their secrets. They will say nonsense like hustle, grind, apply for 10000s of jobs, etc. etc. and it's not real.

>>131536

50000 / 50 = 1000 orders per month / 25 days = 40 orders per day = 4 orders per hour if you work for 10 hours

Really?

>>131545

Where do you learn these skills?

>>131551

MBAs are worthless.

AP

91OSwP

No.131566

>>131440

>the results assumed that I'm a woman

kekkkkkk

AP

91OSwP

No.131567

>>131457

>easy 50k if you ask me

yaar why do you do this yaar? why bait vulnerable people?

Anonymous

IN

gi5QZ+

No.131577

>>131567

I'm not baiting

I saw it in a YouTube vid yaar

AP

91OSwP

No.131580

>>131534

shut up bhadwe, giving gyan in vague terms. he blaady is looking at thangs. What you expect people with a raped up career to live a zindegi na milegi dubara laifestyle? Go kill yourself blaady, if you have everythang under cantrol then why are you blaady here?

AP

91OSwP

No.131581

>>131577

kek definite bait janab, kinda funny tho

Anonymous

ARYA

DJQ/2O

No.131583

>>131440

>I think that the results assumed that I'm a woman or something because I mentioned the word "teacher" in it.

>KEK

Anon zara yaha aana XD

Anonymous

ROJR

NfuNqx

No.131591

>anons seriously replying to rakulchuds baits

He will do nothing you goyims are wasting time on rakuljoo.

Anonymous

ARYA

DJQ/2O

No.131593

>>131534

>Can't elaborate what to do in the context

>None asked him for his vague advices

>Gets hormonal over his incompetence

Yaar, foid or bottom?

Anonymous

ARYA

DJQ/2O

No.131598

>>131591

But its funny as fuck though, a guy teacher really getting consider for some female sensei is just so kino and sexxo.

Anonymous

ARYA

PNnGEf

No.131607

>>131545

>Me earning 60 k

>Literally just writing blogs

>Literally just writing and copies

>AC room

>Comfy hours

>5 day work period

>?

How the fuck are you all so retarded in your over all approach lmao. The nicest thing you can do to get a job is go on LinkedIn. Build a resume and polish your profile their.

If you never had a job, do not worry, the internet is a fresher hungry corpo virgin devouring place. Proceed to mass apply on easy apply section.

>Did Journalism

Content Writing, Copywriting, SEO Expert, so on and so on

>Btech, BCA, MCA, BSC

Technical Writing, Tester, Junior Devs, etc etc etc

>BBA, MBA

Sales, Customer Support, Research and Devlop, your end goal is sort of being a manager, but you will make quite the fat cash.

Mass apply on LinkedIn today all of you yaar. Nothing is wrong with menial work, since i did welding, like some shudra. But you don't have to get into a craft unless you enjoy it. Go for some cushy corpo job, your goal is just getting the job offer, rest will take care of itself. Collect those like Pokemon cards.

Anonymous

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usO+7B

No.131641

>>131553

blue collar in ITI, or work under some jeet in his shop, but it would be tough and there is no guarantee you will learn good enough to do it on your own.

Anonymous

IN

usO+7B

No.131644

>>131641

also, i have told you many times, if you think codeshitting isnt numbing for you then start in odinproject and learn webdev.

Anonymous

IN

Kb3zDt

No.131651

>>131607

Saar since you mentioned welding, are you a mechanical engiNIGGER by any chance? I used to work as a CNC Machine operator for some time.

Anonymous

IN

xT1Xwl

No.131657

>>131440

Why would I make fun of you (by the way I am a nigger), I need job myself

btw time to give them ass, go become troon 😈😈

Anonymous

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M8izbu

No.131661

You should stick to your job. All jobs have workplace politics. You are taking things too seriously, the job of a professor is the chillest ever, you have no targets or deadlines. In the meantime save up and set up a business you can run like a CNC thing.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

YOMwlT

No.131720

>>131395

>>131391(OP)

Are you finally a woman now?

These programs are for women who left their careers after having a kid or two

AP

91OSwP

No.131731

>>131651

yaar tell moar. what do you do now?

GA

vjY18d

No.131758

>>131391(OP)

will i see samantha in my dream tonight?

who knows?

only god can answer

Anonymous

IN

OnFepm

No.131761

32+ NEET here. The chances of you entering the IT is slim buddy. I have been talking to IT professionals for the past year and they all told that the industry is no what it used to be. I have seen freshers with great profiles with good projects and 500 to 1000 leetcode problems solved struggling to find jobs. During my search i found exactly one guy on reddit who got an entry level job at 30+ with a 9 year career gap on but that's pretty much it. You can try faking your experience(one of my friends have done this) but that is extremely risky.

Anonymous

IN

xT1Xwl

No.131764

>>131756

Are you serious? Please don't larp

>I have seen freshers with great profiles with good projects and 500 to 1000 leetcode problems solved struggling to find jobs.

How are companies taking the freshers then? I get it, I'm 29 and companies will prefer someone younger than me who will accept less money, but what if I am ok with low wage too

Anonymous

IN

xT1Xwl

No.131765

This >>131764 was for you >>131761

Anonymous

IN

yc0Cr3

No.131773

>>131764

>Are you serious? Please don't larp

I'm not LARPing yaar.

>How are companies taking the freshers then?

Mostly on campus. Off campus jobs are insanely difficult. Even on campus recruitment is declining apparently. Fresher recruitment general is not happening like the previous years. 2021 to 2023 were the golden periods based on the responses where even low skilled folk got good packages but they overhired and now they are correcting that mistakd

Anonymous

IN

5PA9Yv

No.131776

>>131764

>but what if I am ok with low wage too

Wages aren't even a problem for them. They can afford a to pay 50lpa to retards. They just need a submissive dog to play with

Anonymous

ARYA

PNnGEf

No.131786

>>131764

Wages were never a problem, younger men are weaker men. Their is no cope in this statement, take your time and understand this if any of you are nanhe anons. Older men are more likely to bargain, and less likely to be pushed arround.

They are more immune to emotional black mail and virtual signalling. They treat their job as a job, and don't mistake incompetence of others, specially higher ups as a failure in their part.

If you all are young, in early 20's, take this time to build a emotional resolve so you don't have to end up being emotionally abused in the shit hole that corporates can be. This doesn't mean being aggressive or lashing out, but being form and confident. It was never about the wages, it was about dignity.

For those who are old, show them that you are willingly submitting to their authority. That they are purchasing a lap dog on monthly salary.

Anonymous

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xT1Xwl

No.131788

>>131773

Apart from faking, what are the other ways I can hope to get in?

I hear from my friends that the case of solving problems like LeetCode and personal projects doesn't work anymore, which you also said above

What's the route then?

What would you advise someone like me with no experience? Who's yet to start a career? I'm 29 now

I have a BCom graduate, 24-year-old kid neighbour who got into some institution's training programme for 6 months after a long 3-year gap after his graduation

And now he has just joined as a data analyst in a company last month

Should I also join something like this?

This is something I've seen running on YouTube too, I am thinking of joining this JTC (Picrel)

https://www.youtube.com/@JTCINDIA

Anonymous

IN

xT1Xwl

No.131792

>>131776

>They can afford a to pay 50lpa to retards. They just need a submissive dog to play with

>>131786

>That they are purchasing a lap dog on monthly salary.

I ready for everything yaar, but how do I show them if my CV itself is fucked beyond repair

I am getting rejected right from the paper itself

Anonymous

IN

usO+7B

No.131798

>>131761

everything true for me except i am a nanhajeet

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131809

>>131591

Do what exactly?

I was just asking for explanation about those programmes in IT shitholes. Looks like it's mostly for women.

>>131607

You're earning 60k writing blogs?

Aren't you worried about ChatGPT replacing you?

I just want a job that doesn't make me want to consider suicide every day.

>>131641

Blue Collar jobs will probably be extinct in a few years.

>>131644

I am unironically considering webdev and will surely do it (once I actually get the COURAGE TO STICK TO MY DECISION, TRUST IN MYSELF AND FUCKING QUIT THIS SHITHOLE BUT I CAN'T GET THAT CONFIDENCE I AM UNIRONICALLY CONSIDERING REVOKING MY RESIGNATION I AM LOSING MY MIND AND GOING INSANE AAAH)

>>131651

Yes, what are you doing now?

>>131661

There are targets and deadlines. My academic performance, I have to do administrative work, conduct events, submit reports, organize documents, etc. etc.

There is so much mindnumbing waste of time documentation and paperwork for AICTE / UGC and other garbage organizations.

>>131720

Now I am seriously wishing I were one so that I could get jaab through diversity hiring programmes.

>>131758

You will see Rakul wololo

>>131761

>they all told that the industry is no what it used to be

What does this mean?

Can you explain?

>>131773

My shithole college is struggling to get organizations to come for campus placements but they slap those 100% placement stickers onto their videos and brochures everywhere to attract braindead parents it's funny and sad at the same time.

Few weeks ago they conducted 2 rounds for some internship cum job offer at some literally what lalchandchamarlal pvt. ltd. that has lot of 1 star reviews on google maps. It's sad.

>>131786

I am old but I look like a faggot so even my students don't take me seriously. I am waiting for my twink death patiently.

Anonymous

IN

ymBPKf

No.131817

>>131788

>Apart from faking, what are the other ways I can hope to get in?

Referrals, nepotism.

>29 now

>I have a BCom graduate, 24-year-old kid neighbour who got into some institution's training programme for 6 months after a long 3-year gap after his graduation

>And now he has just joined as a data analyst in a company last month

Lots of scammers in this field bro. Masai is probably the most famous bootcamp in this field. Pic related is their conditon now.

>But so far, only 8-10 out of 400 students have received internships.

That's how things are at the moment.

Your friends 3 year career gap is manageable but I don't know if yours is and as I said these bootcamps are shady af and even most reputed ones don't guarantee placements for most students. Masai for example don't even accept students over the age of 28 because it's hard to get those folk placed.

As I said you have about 5 to 10% chance of succeeding.

> What would you advise someone like me with no experience?

Do you think you can clear GATE ? Does your dad have family business?

Anonymous

IN

usO+7B

No.131823

>>131809

can you elaborate properly what do you do at your job? i dont think these professor n1ggers do anything so hard apart from teaching same garbage(many dont even do that) and most students dont really care either as everything is on jewtube.

Anonymous

IN

ymBPKf

No.131826

>>131817

Oops pic.

Anonymous

IN

xT1Xwl

No.131835

>>131817

>Do you think you can clear the GATE?

I tried twice and got ass fucked

Not saying I can't sit down and stoody those subjects again, but my mind is running behind money now, I can't wait another year, I know it will be fruitful, but I have gone dumb now

>Does your dad have family business?

Nope

And what???????? MASAI doesn't accept above 28 age? damn bruh I'm fucked real

Govt. Jaab is the solution, I think, how much do I've to grind then

Man, I am done now. I've been talking to local job recruiters, and one said that he can hire, and later said we don't have a vacancy, and again later asked me for my CV and said I'll find you in another place but let me talk to other recruiters of our branch

It was something IT job for hospital

Anonymous

IN

xT1Xwl

No.131837

>>131826

Holy fuck

Anonymous

IN

nfVBQh

No.131843

>>131391(OP)

I actually thought you were calling Itcell anons from twitter for once kek

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131865

>>131823

I will give a list of things that I am expected to do that has nothing to do with being a professor. I taught engineering graphics this semester but you know I had little to no time to even prepare for it. I went bare handed and bullshitted my course and somehow came out of it.

>exam fee tution fee etc. etc. collection

>filling useless logbooks with attendance marks etc.

>entering attendance and marks in useless software made 10 years ago

>examination duty - standing and making sure students don't copy

>forcing students to sit during events and to not let them escape when some idiot is speaking braindead shit

>standing like an idiot while students are having fun doing projects or conducting events

>making sure a decade year old equipment is working properly and maintain laboratories

>preparing useless timetables and schedules for exams and its seating arrangements

>preparing laboratory manuals using ChatGPT because nobody thinks and uses their braincell anymore

>filling meaningless paperwork and preparing meaningless reports

>manipulating marks and making students pass when they give empty papers and write bullshit in their answer papers that will make you lose your braincells if you read

>spending half my lecture hour shouting at students asking them to not talk, not eat, not sleep, not write homework, etc.

>getting paperwork signed from 6 different people because lot of signatures make paperwork legit

>maintaining bullshit ledgers and registers

>updating curriculum to shill "industry ready" meme with ChatGPT because nobody reads books anymore and does actual research

>calling students who hate coming to college to attend meaningless "placement training" sessions that makes them question their whole life because they joined for X and are getting trained to get into mass recruitment IT shitholes

>getting shouted at by the principal for some problem that some idiotic coworker had gotten into or some student created

>sitting in useless meetings like POSH where we have to listen to someone talk about avoiding colored conversations with some middle aged women while her bra strap is visible and you can see one booba out

>calling random people and begging them to join my shithole for admissions from my own personal phone

>sitting in meetings where some idiots who haven't stepped foot in a classroom in years tell us how to teach classrooms and then throw random expectations at us like forcing students to do projects and do internships

>getting shouted at for being bad at teaching despite all this and then get told that we should upskill ourselves by doing fucking NPTEL courses online on our own money

>some student gets into women problems or disciplinary issues then the class teacher is responsible he should babysit and call parents and waste everyone's time

>stand in specific locations at specific times so students won't involve in PDA or start a gang war

>be part of some stupid college event that's done for promotion in social media like wrapping gift boxes, writing names in certificate, etc.

I don't know what to say. If they let me focus on teaching, research, and actual things that mattered, I would be an infinitely better teacher. In reality, I am just a glorified babysitter and a data entry operator.

Why should I stay in this braindead job?

I don't understand. Maybe I should be like everyone else. Stay for the (low) Money.

Anonymous

IN

ymBPKf

No.131866

>>131835

>And what???????? MASAI doesn't accept above 28 age?

Yeah. Maybe you can ask for an exception they're greedy people after all but officially they don't accept people older than 28.

You can try for jobs in 5 star hotels. They're always hiring but it's back breaking work. Beyond that I have no idea what to do anon.

>>131809

>What does this mean?

Too many freshers too little jobs. Even bhangis from tier 100 colleges are learning leetcode and system design so recruiters can have their with all these thousands of desperate students. Gone are the days when a 28+ year old folk can switch to IT after learning a few courses. Even for 2.5 LPA jobs they ask medium leetcode problems 🥲. That's how it is these days.

Anonymous

IN

ymBPKf

No.131874

>>131866

Have their pick*

Anonymous

IN

usO+7B

No.131880

>>131865

>>exam fee tution fee etc. etc. collection

seems nothingburger

>filling useless logbooks with attendance marks etc.

another nothingburger

>examination duty - standing and making sure students don't copy

>forcing students to sit during events and to not let them escape when some idiot is speaking braindead shit

>standing like an idiot while students are having fun doing projects or conducting events

>making sure a decade year old equipment is working properly and maintain laboratories

>preparing useless timetables and schedules for exams and its seating arrangements

>preparing laboratory manuals using ChatGPT because nobody thinks and uses their braincell anymore

>filling meaningless paperwork and preparing meaningless reports

same for all, you need to pretend to work yaar, just chill you are getting paid to do literally nothing

>manipulating marks and making students pass when they give empty papers and write bullshit in their answer papers that will make you lose your braincells if you read

so what is the problem here? why do you care so much?

>spending half my lecture hour shouting at students asking them to not talk, not eat, not sleep, not write homework, etc.

again same dont bother

yaar all these are meme, you are just a big manchild moralfag who never learnt how to mind his own business while also getting shit done.

Anonymous

IN

usO+7B

No.131883

>>131880

what are they paying you for this nothingburger? what you explained literally what every professor in my kalej does and i would prefer it if i just wanted a paycheck at the end of month with no meaning and growth.

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131893

>>131865

Some more braindead things

>correcting records and manuals

>updating random google sheet links that are used to track "academic progress" that can be bullshitted

>taking meaningless photographs of events, classroom activites, etc. for accreditation agencies

>begging students to submit assignments and project presentations

>guiding students on how to use ChatGPT and copy research papers that they can steal and present in their final year capstone project

>taking students to inhouse clinic if they are sick and listen to the doctor explain their problems like I'm their dad or something

>taking students to the inhouse shrink (she is not qualified for it) and listen to the shrink explain to the student that 1+1 is equal to 2

>>131883

>I would prefer it if i just wanted a paycheck at the end of month with no meaning and growth.

Exactly. I don't prefer this. I want meaning and growth. I earn 20k in my 30s. No woman will want to marry me.

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131896

>>131893

20k is CTC btw. I take home 18k.

Anonymous

IN

xT1Xwl

No.131897

>>131893

>I earn 20k in my 30s. No woman will want to marry me.

I can feel the heat coming to me too anon, how do we bounce back in life

Just yesterday a friend of mine posted that he got engaged

I don't even attend these weddings because I've nothing nice to wear and walk with pride

I can't show face to anyone

Some have even got kids now

Anonymous

IN

xyQf0O

No.131898

>>131866

Yes, I was seeing this term "skilled fresher" during job applications recently. Like, what the fuck is a skilled fresher anyway?

Anonymous

IN

xT1Xwl

No.131900

>>131896

>20k is CTC btw. I take home 18k.

Kek 20k mein kya cutting kar rahe hain

Anonymous

IN

usO+7B

No.131903

>>131898

the ones that learned skills like webdev and problem solving during their 4 years. this is solely for cse tho.

Anonymous

IN

ymBPKf

No.131907

>>131897

>I don't even attend these weddings because I've nothing nice to wear and walk with pride

I feel your pain anon. 90% of my college mates are married with kids I think. I didn't even atrend our 10 year anniversary of graduation.

Anonymous

IN

usO+7B

No.131936

dont leve job learn skills alongside while doing formalities.

Anonymous

IN

sR6cem

No.131951

They are piling more work on you because you are doing everything as fast as you can. You need to slack off, lower expectations. That's ehat you should've been doing from the beginning. You know what's the reward for being competent and doing everything on time? It is more work.

Anonymous

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usO+7B

No.131978

>>131951

this but unironically, just do your work somewhat before deadline, dont bother what other n1ggers do dont moralfag, i have seen few prof dont give a fak if someone cheats in exam or not some unnecessaryily burn their blood while getting 50k barely.

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No.132046

I want to cry.

I hate my life.

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No.132086

>>132046

metoo