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Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265443

So I did some basic vastu analysis of India using the geographic centre and a lot of the predictions are very accurate.

TAMAS ZONE

NNW - Sex and attraction

West UP, Delhi, Haryana, Punjab, Uttarakhand, Himachal, J&K all lie in this region and they also have the sexiest women in the country. All the DU colleges also lie in this region. And chandigarh too (adultery capital)

:kek:

North - Money opportunities

Aksai chin and part of uttarakhand

So not a lot of money opportunities

NNE & NE

We dont have much landmass in the health & immunity and mind clarity zone. This probably explains why indian population is low IQ and diseased population.

ENE - fun and recreation

Bihar and Assam both in fun and recreation region. Explains arkestra culture over here. :kek:

Arunachal also has highest alcohol consumption in India.

East - Social Association

West bengal and some north eastern states here. And both have a matriarchal kind of a culture which emphasizes social associations. Bengal has devi worship and northeast has christianity, both not aligned with traditional vedic hinduism. Bangladesh also would lie in this region if it had not been divided, but they have left India so they have different vastu calculated from their own centre.

RAJAS ZONE

Rajas represents creation of something. Almost all of our rajas zone is without a landmass, this could explain why nothing worthwhile is created in India.

SE & SSE - fire and power/confidence

Naxal Area :rofl:

South - Fame and Relaxation

Tamil Nadu and Andhra Pradesh.

This is again VERY ACCURATE. Nobody has a bigger celebrity worship culture than gultis and dumeels. Every other day you get news of some dozen people who die in some stampede in a rally. Also very alcoholic states. :kek:

SSW - Expenditure and disposal

Karnataka and Kerala both in this zone. Both are weird. One does language kanging and other does literacy kanging. I think the disposal here represents that their old values are being disposed and being replaced with new western or arabic values. Bangalore also in here.

SATVIK ZONE

SW - Relationship skills

Almost entire maharashtra here.

???

Marathi anons pls explain.

WSW - Education and savings

Financial capital Mumbai.

Gujjew business hub.

Parsi old money.

IIT Bombay and IIM Ahmedabad.

Enough said.

West - Gains and Profit

Gujaratis and Sindhis live here. Literally known for being business people. :kek:

WNW & NW - Depression, banking support

Marwadi baniya homeland. Depressing jain religion comes from here. Marwadis also exist in West region which is one of gains and profit. Marwadis do seem a little more depressing than gujjews who are more sociable. Rajput homeland as well, but I dont know how it relates to banking. Parts of haryana and punjab in the banking zone too, specially gurugram.

End.

The vastu of british undivided india was slightly different, and the vastu of complete akhand bharat, which included afghanistan, nepal, bhutan, srilanka, etc, the centre would have shifted northwestwards. Meaning that more landmass in the rajas region. Probably why chola empire existed.

Anonymous

ARYA

hDhYoY

No.265448

>>265443(OP)

>So I did some basic vastu analysis of India using the geographic centre and a lot of the predictions are very accurate.

What the fucking kino? :kek: what were your sources? Tell tell, ye toh based hai lmfao.

Anonymous

IN

4H7+4j

No.265452

>>265443(OP)

>West UP, Delhi, Haryana, Punjab, Uttarakhand, Himachal, J&K all lie in this region and they also have the sexiest women in the country. All the DU colleges also lie in this region. And chandigarh too (adultery capital)

NARTHIES CANT SUFFER AAAAAA

DYAUSH BAN NARTHIES WHEN THEY CRY

LITERALLY GO OUT AND SEE STACIES

Anonymous

ARYA

hDhYoY

No.265454

>>265443(OP)

Could you established the rule that helps you set the foundation for the design? How did you go to decide on the point zero? Just to confirm this is accurate. This might be actually brilliant as fuck, people can likely capitalise on their situation by simply taking vacation during certain work or events to a certain region.

Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265456

>>265448

I just overlaid the 32 directions vastu circle on top of India. We must use the centroid for irregular shapes. Our centre currently is in a small village near jabalpur.

Anonymous

ARYA

hDhYoY

No.265457

>>265452

I don't know about dalli women being hot but they give sex easily. Their is that.

Anonymous

ARYA

hDhYoY

No.265462

>>265456

>>265456

>We must use the centroid for irregular shapes. Our centre currently is in a small village near jabalpur.

Dem anan, this is actually very cool, but if the extended map is increased or decreased in the size won't it end up changing the said region of certain states to zone alignment? This is very very kino though, I feel like with proper research this might become some next fucking smriti.

Anonymous

IN

4H7+4j

No.265464

I suggest using the centre of mass of India

Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265467

>>265454

>How did you go to decide on the point zero? Just to confirm this is accurate.

Yeah so for rectangles and squares as in the case of our homes, we can take the intersection point of the two diagonals as the centre.

For irregular shapes, we must use the centroid/centre of gravity/geographic centre. In our case it was in karaundi village near jabalpur, MP. So I put overlaid the vastu circle using that point as centre.

About 20% area around the centre is known as bramhasthaan and it should be empty ideally speaking.

Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265469

*brahmasthaan

Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265472

>>265462

>but if the extended map is increased or decreased in the size won't it end up changing the said region of certain states to zone alignment?

If our borders change, then our geographic centre changes, meaning the zones would also shift. Back in mauryan era, bihar would have been in the social association east zone instead of the fun recreation zone.

However if borders dont change then the zones would be same. You are just stretching the lines along the same angle, so the size doesnt really matter. Only the centre does.

Anonymous

IN

WtocSi

No.265475

What about Bimaruland?

Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265478

>>265475

Do you mean UP? Its spread in multiple zones, but as its closer to brahmasthaan, the zonal effects arent observed as much. UP might benefit from being divided into multiple states and each state being optimized for its own purpose.

Anonymous

ARYA

hDhYoY

No.265503

DAYOOS YOU SEE DIS?!

>>265467

>About 20% area around the centre is known as bramhasthaan and it should be empty ideally speaking.

WTF?

<MFW we can redivide arya varta to make more sense in a geometrical manner, rather than wierd shapes.

Is this the best fucking thread ever? :noticker_wojak:

>>265472

>If our borders change, then our geographic centre changes, meaning the zones would also shift. Back in mauryan era, bihar would have been in the social association east zone instead of the fun recreation zone.

What the fuck?! It's all adding up?!

>>265478

So each different segment of yoo pee, would benefit from it? Wait, we can use AI to calculate what would be the ideal shape for Jeet land then! We would absorb nation from china, and other neighbours accordingly!

Holy fucking shit! MATH AUTISTS and BRAHMIN AUTISTS! Get the FUCK IN HERE! REEEEE

Anonymous

IN

CLFFOM

No.265509

>>265443(OP)

>bihar

>recreation

Anonymous

ARYA

hDhYoY

No.265512

>>265503

>MFW we can tactically allocate prisons in a place that specifically bring misery and then put prisoners in the said regions

::peek::

>MFW we can pull a Konoha and proceed to put all the Muzzies in one particular region that will make them suffer or humanize them and make sure they never emigrate out of that specific coordinates

It's all coming together! The law of not leaving the land for UC's! :chika_autism_g:

Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265521

>>265503

>Wait, we can use AI to calculate what would be the ideal shape for Jeet land then

The ideal shape of a country as per my observation has been a eastwest oblong country.

>Russia

>China

>USA

All these 3 countries have a eastwest oblong shape and all have been or are world powers.

Also the mongol empire way back when had an east west oblong shape. Also the old caliphate had a east west oblong too, the one that spanned from iran to morrocco.

:kek:

The worst shape to have would be a north south oblong. Examples

>pakistan

>israel

>sweden

>argentina

Such countries are either shitholes or on their way to becoming one.

Japan/Italy/Newzealand also have such shape but its more of a cresent spread in many zones so the effects are mitigated more or less.

Anonymous

IN

7XpxQd

No.265522

>>265521

>israel

>shithole

Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265538

Also did one for china.

Most of the population lives along the east coast and its in the tamas and rajas region. Mainly rajas though. Which means create create create create build build build. No wonder they have such an industrial society and are the factories backbone of the whole world.

Their satvic region went to tibet and xinjiang. But xinjiang also happens to be in the depression zone. :kek:

Chinese do heavy mining from western regions and they are also trying to build the highways to central asia or europe from here. If they do that they are gonna become an economic powerhouse. An even bigger economic powerhouse.

It all adds up beautifully :chika_autism_g:

You can analyze more about china im not gonna im feeling lazy now.

Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265542

>>265522

War torn country or demographic issues.

Israel would have to take greater israel and become a circular country to be stable.

Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265549

Should I make one for akhand bharat with these territories

>india

>nepal

>bhutan

>pakistan

>bangladesh

>afghanistan

>srilanka

Ill make tommorow if anons are interested.

eruditebimaru

ARYA

uMN4Ma

No.265551

>>265443(OP)

Abbey bhosdike, this is what every domestic indian stereotype is. Ismein vastu ki kya need padhi tujhe?

Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265557

>>265551

I didnt write those attributes myself.

Those attributes aare already given in the vastu chakra. I placed it on india and almost all predictions made by the vastu chakra are accurate.

eruditebimaru

ARYA

uMN4Ma

No.265562

>>265557

Hmm then in that case, quite a good job posteriori.

Anonymous

IN

AN2k/S

No.265619

>>265443(OP)

>Bihar and Assam both in fun and recreation region. Explains arkestra culture over here.

wdym by arkestra culture?

Anonymous

IN

WDvzSC

No.265669

>>265619

Bihari spell orchestra as arkestra

Its where they go to grope women and tranny performers

Anonymous

IN

AN2k/S

No.265674

>>265669

>assam

>orchestra culture

this just goes to show that you know nothing about assamese people

stop this bullshit

Anonymous

ROJR

waU06c

No.265675

Interesting thread

>>265549

Sure ananwa.

ScholarAnon

RJ

tnmMdG

No.265692

>>265443(OP)

Banking and Rajasthan is connected as the Marwari baniyas and jains were one of the first bankers in this country. Jagat seth a famous banking family from Marwad you may have heard a jain baniya also funded Rajput rebellion against Mughals. Idk abt depression

Anonymous

ARYA

hDhYoY

No.266179

>>265549

Please do yaar that would be kino.

Anonymous

ARYA

hDhYoY

No.266182

>>265675

If we redesigns an India with vastu optimised shape, I fully expect you to turn that into a pixel art for us :kek: