so one day i go bharat chan server and i see dayus he is typing like god of internet then he dm me and say hey u want to be mod i say yes sir i love bharat chan very much he say ok but u have to do one favour for me i say ok sir tell me he say sen...
Met dayus irl today
Based Aristotle teaching Brahamacharya and Anti-Foidism to Chadlet Alexander
Billions must watch this trvthnuke
Slavoj learns Pajeet Porn Choices.
Only Pajeets are sane enough to know what sex is.
Bump this thread whenever you wasted a day. Remember: This day will never come back again. I'll start, bump.
paneer
>power food: paneer
/feels/ thread
anything that gives that feeling
Free will really is a myth
i realised that free will is a myth. this is already a very popular statement, but i took some time to properly retrospect and try to relate my life decisions, opinions and all my actions to this. turns out, it really is a myth. when i was a kid, ...
Long term college thread
This thread is for discussion about Kalej life’s of anons. Posting this in /gen/ as I want it to last long and have higher quality. Will check like once a week or so.
I NEED A FUCKING JOB
This thread is a containment space for me to ramble about jobs and "research" about this labyrinth called job hunting and try to find a way out. I also plan to post here about the "job market" and how shit it is.
Chess duel
Chess match thread
muh blogposting
A few days ago I made a trip to Bamboli because one of my relatives had to visit horsepetal and don't know if anyone of you been there but its a sleepy semi-big town with not much going for it except of course the medical centres that exist there. So...
W place
Lads wanna make smthn on W place live
What the hell dindoo kissinger?
smh
continuing yesterday's thread as it has been archieved
>>234538 >picrel kino pic dyaush-kun, thank you dyaush-kun. >>235186 >hapyyy birthday tarbuza, kek. may you live your life best in health, wealth, fulfilment of joy. wishing best for you namefagging anonwa, thanks paneer-chan >drop some...
Horror Story Time
>On the outskirts of Varanasi, there exist a road where no buses run after 10 PM. Everyone knows why, but no one speaks of it. >One night, Ravi, a young driverjeet new to the job, decided to pick up a lone femcel waving by the roadside past midnig...
could someone make a virgin gandhi vs chad nehru meme
im too fucking lazy heres are some pointers: First of all, his contribution started even before India was independent. He played a key role during the negotiations of independence. The British wanted to leave India by 1949. Our freedom fighters h...
Tired of Mediocrity
I was here for making this post. But I was caught up in some retarded discussion. I have a job offer now and I am free for at least 4 months. So I will try to pull myself out of mediocrity and go-full-turbo-autist-mode now. I have completed two of...
testing dice
!roll 1d100
/MG/ - Mewing General
🤤-->🤫🗿 How often do you mew ? Also post results.
BBD:- Brootal Blackpill Day
I went to my coaching classes today after a long time. I usually don’t go there because I have intense social anxiety and seeing people my age being good-looking and having fun in general just depresses me. Yet today I decided that I won’t pay heed t...
I wish i could keep living in my own delusions but the guillotine of adult life hangs above my head Internet isn't fun anymore or maybe i am just growing up
> Be Me West UP/ Harit Pradesh chud > Get constantly told by Purabiyas/Awadhiyas online you don't have a culture > Ask him his matrabasha? > Chud says Hindi > Ask him his favourite genre of poetry >Urdu (also developed in West UP) > Ask him wh...
Step Up BharatChan
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please help me make a decision
pyaare anons, i have a question i am a kalej student in [REDACTED]. I have a habit of making small talks with anyone i interact. Because of this, way too many people know me(canteen staff, cleaning staff, classmates from previous years, people from...
/hakla/
post some kino hakla memes, yaaron
/vent/
space to vent
from laughs to breakups
so it was the 1st week of october2022, i had just finished 12th and went to chill at my mama’s village for 3-4 months. while i was there, there was this girl-let’s call her starfire, she’s jaat. she used to check my bhangigram profile every day, prob...
Dream Journal
Gonna Log my dreams here, you can add too if you want. Febuary 2025 >Go to a exam room >Look at the questions >Panic.exe >Sweat, Humiliation, Sadness >Bell rings, people discuss answers. I started studying for the paper from the morning eve...
>Google >Made by a Ashkenazi Jew >Go Ogle >Ogle means seeing a woman in lecherous manner >Go ogle simply means go and view porn and nudity and coom to waste seed and life force >Just Go ogle >First Macintosh computer price tag is 666.66$
trial mode life countdown
posting random things until I don't.
Jain ramblings - Life of a Baniya
I shitpost about life here.
Brootal Bihar
how does your state do
me wanna takeover lutyens
> looks at kamani auditorium > kiran nadar museum of art > triveni kala sangam > national museum > cozy artsy fartsy life > all attendees lefties, 0 kattar hondu
only women can save the world. they're the reason why men want to better themselves >want to be good partners >want to be socially acceptable >want to be someone worth loving it all comes down to wanting to be chosen by someone they care ...
Bharatchan Image Box
Post images
Least delusional Bangladeshi
>Be bangladeshi >Riot and protest for fair government >Islamic groups hijack for an islamic rebuplic >Somehow succeed in a long term >Slowly become afghanistan/pakistan 2.0 >Surprised pikachu face
>Not cooming can change whole life I experienced this now. Don't even goon nowadays.
Bharatchan Pastes
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Is it really this bad for brownoid jeets in jeetvarsha???
> Be me > Kashmiri >genetic lottery.ppt >6ft3inch >Fair skin, brown hair and hazel eyes >But usual incel energy/ jeetvarsha longhouse childhood >Move to Delhi for internship >mfw get treated like a Chad?!? >Introvert behaviour interpreted by...
>be me, 18 >hormones loud, ofc >make pebblit account >title it “they call me pervy sage” >post “name your favorite pornstar and i’ll rate her out of 10” >r/dankmemes crowd devours it >karma hits 22K overnight >redditors treating me like the h...
Had E sex with uggo nigress online
I can't take it anymore honestly idk what's happening to me, >2 months ago I was so happy, I had a good paid internship in my semester break, friends, money, then >I started getting randomly deppressed, my retarded bipolar parents started ruining ...
Videos
post videos
bring back /kama/ singh rajput
there's a sudden surge of nsfw posting. it'd be better if pro gooners of bhach will have a separate space for that like before
My NEET (again) thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU9NYUxlIuA
It is not my time right now but my time will come and I will be good enough one day. Just posting this thread here to see where I end up in next 2 years. Janny archive this for me and tell me where archives are stored, I will make a post regarding my...
Ab kya ?
Brand new general ka shubhaarambh. New saga of online streetshitting shuru. >got a kalej >gobermint engineering kalej >CSE AIML >opened this year >no official website yet >no official campus yet I am literally going to be the first batch...
Thread for those who made *I'm leaving bros from this degenerate place and going to touch the grass* threads earlier but somehow ended up here again after some nanoseconds. >Give attendance bros! >Always remember Dayush is distrubing you this same ...
Welcome to Juche society of Bharatchan.
/motivation/
post anything that can motivate & inspire bhachanners exceptions: 1. nsfw 2. posting spam links 3. doxxing/personal attacks or racism
Back to zero
Core of coal, Core of coal and starch is, core of coal and starch is within me, yea >New sem just started >Building projects >Getting bitches on my dick >Started winning hackathons and shit, getting attention from startup es to intern for the...