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23M ,BTECH CSE GRADUATE AND NEET AMA

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Why are we Tamils so ugly?

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Starting a new chapter in life

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23M ,BTECH CSE GRADUATE AND NEET AMA

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312119

GO ON FIRE AWAY YOUR QUESTIONS

Anonymous

IN

dswvL+

No.312121

>>312119(OP)

doing this for next 30 mintutes go on

Anonymous

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PptWPG

No.312123

>>312119(OP)

>>312121

Get in line kiddo we're all neets here, some wizards even

Haryana Villager

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zPeOFh

No.312124

>>312119(OP)

I am same.

What are you planning to do with your life? Valuation of your inheritance?

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312128

>>312124

>inheritance

4 crore house in ncr ,20-22 cr khets ,a car .

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312129

>>312124

>do w my life

hmm that's a interestig one ,I don't have any burning desire to do something I wanna get into the army ,have given two ssb's but conferenced out once and screened out on 2nd attempt ,abhi filled the form for ssc but is baar ssb bhi nhi aayi ,thinking of corporate job that someone can hook me up with

Haryana Villager

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zPeOFh

No.312131

>>312128

Yaar tera toh rapu rapu hona chaiye, my cousins are like this, you have no idea how much i despise you

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312134

>>312131

>rapu

all of that is futile when you don't have anything in liquidity my baap still does a 25k job and usme ham sab guzara karte because I am neet ,kapde nhi kharide from past two years

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312135

>>312134

ye mere dada dadi baithe hue abhi khet pe behnchod pata nhi kab swarg siddhi hogi kab khet ki kamayi haath lagegi ,23 ka to ho gaya mai jaane ka naam hi nhi lere

Haryana Villager

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zPeOFh

No.312137

>>312134

>>312135

Caste? Jameen bechega tere naam hote hi?

Haryana Villager

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zPeOFh

No.312139

>>312137

What did you mean by 20-22 cr khets? Acres?

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312140

>>312137

>zameen bechega

na bhai zameen bechne ki nhi hoti ,but khet ko chadah ke per bighe uska cash to haath lagega ,3-4 lakh to aaega haath aadha baap lelega maybe

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312141

>>312139

naaa naa hai to bs 25 bighe bs ,but valauation 25cr hai kyuki gawon is in ncr

Anonymous

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w+3aGh

No.312143

>>312128

>20-22 cr khets

Richfags will rake lakhs each season with their farmland and call themselve poor. I will sariya each one of you with my own hands

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312146

>>312143

hamare pass kaha kuch aa raha hai madherchod ,sab dada uda deta pata nhi kha bhosdika na ghar mai dikhta na khet pe dikhta

>>312143

>season

it's annual

Haryana Villager

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zPeOFh

No.312151

>>312146

Dada way too based, meri toh total property ki valuation 5-6 crore hogi aur maximum farmland isme, sala NCR me hota mai bi, 25 crore is too much yaar, jameen bechke kahi aur lelena farmland hi toh hai, 25 crore me bechke itni jameen toh 5 me mil jayegi.

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312152

>>312151

>zameen kahi aur mil jaegi

and what about the roots and sentiments n1gger ,last year dlf came to us ,dada to bol bhi raha tha maine khtrnak kalesh uthaya ki behcni hai to apne hisse ki bech maddherhcod mere aur mere baap ke 16 bighe mujhe de

Anonymous

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Hbxs8s

No.312153

>>312119(OP)

Konse Tier ka college? Your tech stack? Why were you bent on memeexams instead of getting a corporate job?

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312154

>>312153

>tireless

>techstack (shit)

>memeexams

never prepared ,it's direct entry ssb's

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312156

>>312154

talking bout logics and shit I know c.c++ and basic computer terms that would have employed me back in 2023 but job market is brootal now

Anonymous

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9HhD+W

No.312157

>>312152

>25cr for 25 bighe

Wtf bhainchod gurgaon me rehta hai kya?

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312159

>>312157

noida

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312161

>>312156

and inherently smart but there's a trait in me which makes me unemployable ,I am not subserviant ,I speak my mind ,aur akad type hai thodi

Anonymous

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Hbxs8s

No.312162

>>312152

Tu bhi jaat hai na? Tere parivaar mein kya koi 27 saal ya usse upar ka ladka hai jo acchi naukri karta hai? Meri ek cousin ko rishta chahiye, she did her PhD in Physics from IIT Indore, aur ab rishta milna mushkil ho raha hai, kyuki ladki zyada padha li. Uske bhi kuch khud ke nakhre hai. Shayad zameen ke lalach mein maan jayegi. Ek scientific officer mila tha TIFR mein, par woh same gotra ka hai.

Iss sab ke chakkar mein meri maa ko baar-baar phone kar rahe hai.

Haryana Villager

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zPeOFh

No.312163

>>312152

>roots and sentiments n1gger

I can definitely sell that for 25 crore, I mean someday someone is selling that land, your children or their children, coming generation won't share your sentiments

>maine khtrnak kalesh uthaya ki behcni hai to apne hisse ki bech maddherhcod mere aur mere baap ke 16 bighe mujhe de

Damn anan, no way someone like you is browsing this chan, that's way to much pride, feeling like a larp now

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312164

>>312162

jaat naa hun baaman hun mai

Anonymous

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Hbxs8s

No.312166

>>312161

Woh toh universal problem hai.

>>312156

Chup chap MERN karle pajeet.

Anonymous

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Hbxs8s

No.312169

>>312164

Thik seh bhai.

The absolute state that I have reached ki Bhangichan par bhi rishte maangne pad rahe hai. Meri mausi ne dimaag ka kate hi bhaang-bhosda kar diya.

>>312163

Villager bhai, aap hi batado.

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312170

>>312163

>MERN

accha

Anonymous

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C6HQsa

No.312171

>>312164

Landowning brahmin ? never met one irl

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312172

>>312163

>pride

it's simple rights bhai ,jo mera hai wo to mera hi hai na ,pushteni zameen bechne thodi dunga baki I am humble in all spheres of life

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312174

>>312171

west up mai to sab ke pass zameen hai baaman ,jaat,baniye haan par jaato ke pass zyada hai

Haryana Villager

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zPeOFh

No.312175

>>312169

My cousins are married yaar, most of them are in government jobs, grade B and grade A, mama side cousin are NCR landowners but their children are young

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312177

>>312168

na bhai baaman ,gujjar hota to you wouldn't have find me here yaar ,I would be on insta making reels with some thar

Anonymous

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Hbxs8s

No.312178

>>312163

Main apne pagal mama logon ko yahi samjhane ki koshish kar raha hun. Kheti se paise nahi aate, zameen ke chaar hisse ho chuke hai, hame lund kuch nahi milega. Dehatiyon ki tarah gaon mein rehte hai.

In contrast, my baap sold his land to his own brother to settle in Delhi and start his law firm. He is minting money now.

Jaats need to understand that the time for farming is up. Either sell off your land or develop it. This emotional chutiyapa benefits no one.

Anonymous

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Hbxs8s

No.312179

>>312175

Thanks bhai.

>grade A

IAS IPS hai koi?

Mera ek cousin IRS ban gaya pichle saal. Bohot chaud mein ghumta hai.

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312180

>>312178

>lives like dehati

same is true with my mama but hamari conditon itni desperate nhi hai we live in urban area in a good locality in ncr so khet is our way to get in contact with rural life and go back to our roots once in a year

Anonymous

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C6HQsa

No.312181

>>312174

Nice yaara, TIL

Anonymous

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Hbxs8s

No.312182

>>312171

Bhumihaar ke baare mein nahi pata?

Anonymous

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Hbxs8s

No.312183

>>312180

Sahi hai. Waise tu Sharma hai kya? NCR ke baman zyadatar Sharma hote hain.

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312184

>>312181

>sharma

naaa jagdamini gotra hai ham wahi use karte ,sharma to aajkal bhangi bhi lagake ghumre

Haryana Villager

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zPeOFh

No.312186

>>312179

>IAS IPS hai koi?

No yaar, PSU officer and an airforce lieutenant.

>Mera ek cousin IRS ban gaya pichle saal

Sad for you yaar, mere cousin mog kar re muje, need to do something with my life

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312187

>>312184

meant for you >>312183

Anonymous

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dswvL+

No.312188

>>312186

same same my cousin got into IIT-CSE bc and here I am a neet

Anonymous

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C6HQsa

No.312190

>>312182

Some say they became brahmins in colonial era

I do know about tyagis tho

Anonymous

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Hbxs8s

No.312191

>>312186

Not really, I am academically doing well too, plus that guy is kind of acting as my mentor now. Sure, he is a prick, but he is still guiding me.

>PSU

You should try for that too, ngl. MTech karle acchi jagah seh, phir apply karle.

Anonymous

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w+3aGh

No.312192

>>312146

Niga please. Tera dada har saal 20 lakh se upar rake karta hai tunhare khate ke liye i know. 20-22 cr ki zameen me 20 lakh se upar ka yield hota hai. Usse toh marna hi hai. Aur uska will tumpe ayega fir madarchod kalko bologo ki 25k ki salary se mehnat karke 20 bigha zameen kamayi aur logo ka chutiya banaoge. I am not gonna fall for you richfag madarchods psyops again. I will make sure everybody get to know of your psyops and sariya you all madarchods

Anonymous

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Hbxs8s

No.312193

>>312187

Ok, cool.

>>312188

Bleak. Did your relatives mock you for your college ever? If so, how did you respond?

Anonymous

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C6HQsa

No.312195

In west UP one bigha equals how many acres ? 25cr for 25 bigha is way too high or maybe i am dumb

Anonymous

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L+xB8E

No.312202

>>312195

>way too high

arey it's near noida international airport prices have skyrocketed since

GA

SV2qDP

No.312210

>>312128

why are you even here ? die

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