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How does it feel getting intellectually mogged by a 18th century brit foid?

Anonymous

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mHDPdR

No.345259

If she existed today she could probably create something 1000× more than webshitter jeets.

Anonymous

IN

NhRV+o

No.345276

>>345259(OP)

oof, she died without marrying? single and virgin? I hope I don't share the same fate

Anonymous

IN

mHDPdR

No.345278

>>345276

Even roaches fuck and reproduce, your point?

Anonymous

ARYA

xc0MU5

No.345282

>>345259(OP)

don't care she looks cute

Anonymous

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mHDPdR

No.345287

>>345282

You can try your best yet can't match even 1% of her abstract reasoning. That's your level.

Anonymous

ARYA

xc0MU5

No.345293

>>345287

irrelevant when I'm balls deep inside her

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z6YuwY

No.345294

>>345259(OP)

"first computer scientist"

she had the loox and brains, no doubt, but calling her muh 1st cooompoooper soytist is a stretch. That must go only to the first n umerical analysts and that means it's got to be folks like napier, newton, leibnitz and the like.

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ARYA

xc0MU5

No.345296

>>345294

technically the first coomputer was fabricated by greekcels

Anonymous

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z6YuwY

No.345297

>>345296

this. forgot about that antikythera or something of that like

Anonymous

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jQ8gQj

No.345298

>>345259(OP)

>>345278

>>345287

Ada Lovelace is the biggest fraud in computing history. Its actually a sign of how low IQ and retarded the chamar you are arguing with is if he actually believes the le first computer programmer lady myth and actually illiterate enough to think Babbage created an device that he actually can't communicate with.

All her actual work was translating the notes from Babbage's lecture she gave at her college to English which the 20th century feminist rands desperate for an achievement to be attributed to their kind falsely credited her for the creation of the first program.

Of course I do expect a low IQ pajeet chamar who listens to pop history/soyience channels to actually believe this and spread the myth here.

Anonymous

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jQ8gQj

No.345299

>>345298

https://thisisdavidjones.com/articles/adalovelace/

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ARYA

xc0MU5

No.345300

>>345297

not really surprising considering how people back then nerded out over solar and planetary positions so it's only logical that some autist eventually came up with analogue computer that calculated exactly that

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jQ8gQj

No.345310

>>345297

>>345300

Also I will add that modern computing had little to do with the works of Babbage and Lovelace despite them being attributed as founders of Computer Science. In actuality, their contributions to computing had as much influence as antikythera did as all they did was create a theoretical concept that could be the modern computer but isn't.

Modern computing is more a creation of mid century American military scientists and the the actual father of modern computing that british faggot Turing. None of them had any idea about Babbage was proposing when they actually designed the Turing complete modern computer.

Anonymous

ARYA

xc0MU5

No.345315

>>345310

the amerimuts were the one to invente the Internet so that alone says enough as to who invented modern computerz

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jQ8gQj

No.345321

>>345287

All she did was create an algorithm to calculate Bernoullis numbers using notes from Babbage. They teach this shit in high school, but I don't expect a chamar who didn't listen in his class and got in college by reservations to know that.

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z6YuwY

No.345325

>>345310

>american military scientists

are you referring to darpa folks or manhattan project folks, as I suspect that the latter had far more OG mathematicians who worked on foundations of logic.

Anonymous

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nIGFkL

No.345327

>>345259(OP)

>How does it feel getting intellectually mogged by a 18th century brit foid?

Nothing. Some people are born different

Anonymous

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jQ8gQj

No.345331

>>345325

Its hard to attribute any one guy or group responsible because its a collective effort. The point is that they had little influence from Babbage, who at that point in history was just some guy who invented a fancy toy and nothing more and their work would have been created independent of Babbage. Its like Heendus discovering some ancient soyntists they knew proposed a theorm almost similar to Calculus and now trying hard to claim credit for Newton when Newton derived his theory independently from that Madhavan.

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ltWEUb

No.345332

>>345298

>>345299

kek, I was about to post all this, thankfully you already did.

>>345300

>>345310

>>345315

Actually the first Konrad Zuse is the real father of modern Computer, he created world's first working programmable, fully automatic digital computer - Z3 in 1941, it was destroyed in Allied Bombing.

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ARYA

xc0MU5

No.345339

>>345332

yeah digital was invented much later, the one I mentioned was analogue

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ARYA

LidXMq

No.345509

>>345298

This. She was biggest fraud ever.was from rich privileged family to spread feminism>>345298

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