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Anonymous

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TMXUGs

No.378990

Went to Spa last week !! Maja aya bro, feel bad later.

Par Chut to mili kek.

AMA

Anonymous

IN

d5g4Uz

No.378992

>>378990(OP)

You got to fuck? I thought they just give a massage

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.378993

>>378992

Bro every Spa in NCR have fucking provisions. How else they make money !!

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.378997

>>378990(OP)

price ?

home service ?

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379001

>>378997

Paid 400 at front, 1000 to hoe.

Although, some leech anon can get it for less as well.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379002

>>378997

Home service is expensive

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379005

>>379001

was hoe ugly ?

>>379002

how much ?

Anonymous

IN

d5g4Uz

No.379006

>>379001

Attach a pic of girl who looks like her. And don't you fucking exaggerate

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379008

>>379005

Naa, she was short and recently gave birth to a baby, so didn't let nipple sucking, said milk will come out 😭

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379019

>>379008

what c@ste she looked like ? dalit ?

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379020

>>379006

More like her, but little shorter.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379023

>>379019

OBC bengalan type, i fucked 1 dozen girls in Spa bro. Of all types in NCR.

Anonymous

IN

Mnfv7N

No.379026

>>378990(OP)

ohk anon, id really appreciate if you can answer these questions,

>Home service is expensive

how much?

what was her age? and where was she from?

rate her body (only body, not face)?

rate her face?

did her chut look like roastie? (roasted beef/malformed from pumping) did she get wet?

did she allow multiple positions?

lastly, how long? and how many time did you came?

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379029

>>379023

aryan phenotype ? price ?

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379032

What did you say after going to spa?

How long did you last?

What was her age?

How big were her titties?

How to find spa which have brothel?

Her skin color?

Her body odour?

Her (indian)?

Your age?

(jai bhim)?

Did she gave you blowjob?

Do they have condom or you have to bring it yourself?

Tell the complete procedure

Do they try to scam you if you are too naive?

Do they let you decide whom you wanna fuck?

What else things you did other than sex?

What the fuck-space looked like?

Any difference between prostitutes vagina and common girl' vagina?

Did she let you spank her?

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379035

Change indian to C@ste and Jai bheem to Your C@ste

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379037

Also were there any male in the spa

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379040

>>379037

>>379035

>>379032

Anon?

Anonymous

IN

Mnfv7N

No.379041

>>379020

thats kinda decent for 1k no? enlighten me

>>379023

>i fucked 1 dozen girls in Spa bro. Of all types in NCR.

which were the best value for money?

which had the best enthusiasm?

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379042

>>379026

Bro, these Spa girls work there on commission.

So for home service u can get their no. if they willing.

Just fucked a moti gori Punjaban and get her no. as well but don't have money rn.

Chut depends on her body, if she's slim it most likely will be tight, also younger have tight maal. So on.

But they only allow a small blue light inside their small room so can't see much. They are ashamed of their work kek

Most randis do nakhre about positions but some are good and willing.

I last only for 1 min due to early ejaculation issue, then they claim one shot is done. Pay more for another shot kek

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379046

>>379041

Bro, it was low tier Spa and most were aunties there and ugly too.

High tier will have very high prices and nice clean service as well.

NCR ameer janta have inflated their prices as well.

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379047

>>379042

>one shot is done.

bhai goli khaa ke jaata na

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379051

>>379041

Best one was in Gurgaon, she was soo beautiful. Like better than 90% insta models. But had nakhre.

I was little drunk, and masturbated after taking viagra kek

She I was pumping her for 10 minutes, nothing comes out.

Best value for money is a Muslim girl, 20 y.o. she only have 2-3 clients, and has a price of 1000₹ per shot, but I have to book a room to get her.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379053

>>379047

Bro, gooli khane se sar dard hota hai, bc.

Aur acchi randi muskil se milti hai, most of times I get into rush to do the deed and get out ASAP

UN

KDl4sn

No.379054

>>379051

Do they let you take pics or record? Also are they comfortable giving blowjobs

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379055

> AMA

Not answering my questions

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379056

>>379037

There are Male serive as well. Bottom available.

But I'm not these faggot pleasures.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379058

>>379029

Aryan phenotype has price of 3000+ bro

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379062

>>379058

I have currently 5000 rupees exact in my hand to spend on whore. But I am in delhi. I want home service. I have zero idea of prices and contacts here.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379063

>>379055

Bro calm down! I know you are a virgin and wants to get chut.

But ask one question at a time.

UN

KDl4sn

No.379065

>>379058

Well if price isn't an issue (upto 7-8k) what's the best a man can get in NCR and where ?

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379068

>>379062

Go to Google maps, search spa there. Dozens will come up, dial their number and ask for price, ask what type of "staff" do they have.

Go there and do some bargaining, they will show u some girls, chose one, she will take u to a small spa room, get a massage and chut.

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379069

>>379063

Just answer it yaar

I want to fuck randis but have no fucking idea

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379070

>>379065

From Bengalan to Russian, anything u can get in NCR.

For 7k, insta type Indian model in quite luxurious spas, beware of the prices and their scams.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379072

>>379069

Ar wu in NCR?

I answered above for it.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379074

>>379054

Noo, they lit a small blue light inthe room, u can't see much.

They give blowjob, but if u finish. Shot done.

Also, most ask for extra money. So beware.

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379078

>>379068

bro the spa near me is lgbtq friendly, they might rail my ass instead 😭😭😭

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379082

>>379070

>For 7k, insta type Indian model in quite luxurious spas, beware of the prices and their scams.

Elaborate

How are they going to scam you?

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379083

>>379078

What city?

No these dehati just write that.

If u are in Delhi. I can help u no issue.

Anonymous

IN

+n5jAH

No.379086

Test

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379087

>>379083

delhi

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379090

>>379085

Price

And rate prostitutes on scale of 1 to 10

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379092

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379095

>>379087

Then u can tag along with me.

It's just ₹2000 at max. And very safe.

Picking up girls from roadside for ₹500 is very risky tho.

Go to any local spa u can search on google maps.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379096

>>379092

That's a luxury one.

Search normal looking spa and their reviews.

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379098

>>379090

its google maps, i'll have to read the comments

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379102

>>379098

Tell me ur area bro, I'll filter one for u.

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379103

rate list

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379108

>>379102

i have metro station at 500m distance. I can reach anywhere, even noida, gurugram and faridabad.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379111

>>379103

Bro, just search a normal one. Their default rate is ₹2000 for entire thing.

Some luxury one will ask u ₹1000 for upfront and then Randi will ask u for ₹2500 to ₹3000 for shit. Beware.

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379121

this one has got foreign staff

Anonymous

IN

jltokZ

No.379126

First normal massage

Then next time with bj

Then third time with sex

Is above procedure safe ??

Anonymous

IN

jltokZ

No.379128

>>378990(OP)

What's ur age btw ?

Anonymous

IN

jltokZ

No.379131

>>378990(OP)

Also what do u say to make it clear that u r there for fucking and not just massage ?

Like do u outrightly say "I wanna fuck" or do u give some sort of signal to convey the same ?

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379134

>>379121

Oh I remember this Pic, u are from Karol Bagh haha.

Just go there, u can see there is line of sps, like dozens, inqure at reception and u will get the vibe if they provide full service or not. I fu are shy dial their number.

Don't pay more than ₹2000

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379137

>>379131

Ask them for full service ka kitna logo.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379139

>>379128

29.

Ask imp. question virgin anon

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379142

>>379126

Bro, just ask for full service. Most of them will give u massage and chut, Bj depends on girls and footfall.

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379146

>>379134

do they offer sex ? most comments are saying that they came with family.

KA

BLjAIj

No.379152

>>379019

>c@ste

Chamar ye bhangigram nahi hai

Anonymous

IN

XPcDbV

No.379157

>>379152

Ignore this Bihari, their girls are cheap and they do majduri. And (indian) kanging while laying bricks in Jaat shudra factory kek

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379159

>>379152

bhangigram hi bnaa dia hai tere baap dyaush ne. C@ste type kar chamar.

KA

BLjAIj

No.379172

>>379157

lolwut

that work belongs to a specific (indian) of Biharis

KA

BLjAIj

No.379174

>indian

bahinchod Dyaush wtf yaar

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379176

>>379172

>indian

yaar dalit

Anonymous

IN

XPcDbV

No.379177

>>379159

Bihari kindly go away and do majduri and let us important issue. Like how to acquire chut.

Go away

Anonymous

IN

dMC/TG

No.379179

>>379177

nope I am getting ch00t before you delete I have cash

Anonymous

IN

XPcDbV

No.379180

>>379146

It's clearly a luxury spa? Can't u see.

Search some Pajjet type establishment

Anonymous

IN

XPcDbV

No.379181

>>379179

Chutiye i created this thread to help out fellow virgin anons, I'm the one here getting chut.

Kindly go away and let me help out my brothers in need.

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379187

>>379181

Kindly help this virgin sir

>>379032

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379191

>>379187

I answered most of the questions bro.

If u need specific one, kindly ask.

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379202

>>379191

FIrst i have to identify which spa is for sex, which i think i can but after that how to go there and ask for it?

Also any tips to beware of scam

I am too naive and socially awkward in real life

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379208

>>379202

Tip is just dial their number they have on Google maps, and ask for rate and ful service.

U can sense some Dehati speaking there, as they work mostly as pimps.

Just go their and pay, after selecting a girl.

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379219

>>379208

Is it good idea if i pay girl inside for doing more things with me

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379229

>>379219

Only if u want. Ur choice.

Anonymous

IN

lFp1yJ

No.379233

>>379229

She will give better service if i pay her more

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379237

>>379233

Treat Randis like Randis.

Get what u paid for, and if u like her get some extra things.

chota nunnu

IN

huBf8a

No.379576

>>378990(OP)

i will never go to places like these

what if she starts laughing at my tiny pecker?

i would probably start crying on the spot

Anonymous

IN

jKB9P0

No.379614

What a informational & entertaining thread my god It would be so much fun roaming around and exploring the area with some good company

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379616

>>379576

You will die virgin.

Cope and Seethe.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379618

>>379614

Right.

Why this post is hidden ??

Anonymous

IN

B4BX6K

No.379632

What an informational and entertaining thread.

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379683

>>379632

Yup OP is just saved all KHHV bros

We will save money and lose our virginity in 2026

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379684

>>379683

has* just

Anonymous

IN

D5gmEY

No.379687

>>379683

no

khhv>spawaliraand

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379699

>>379687

Going to be 30 soon yaar I am will sexx the randi then kill myself next year.

Early 20s KHHVs can still get gfs. I am too buddha and desperate sirs.

Wish KHHVs good luck in 2026.

Anonymous

IN

D5gmEY

No.379711

>>379699

do, livestream, we will have 1 more mp4 to post in our dead mp4.

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379721

>>379711

> our dead mp4

yaar dayush banner banadega kek

Anonymous

IN

D5gmEY

No.379725

>>379721

why dont you just earn money and live your life? i dont think living a life of wageslaving and some consumerism is anyhow bad. you can definitely try it, even 20k would be good money for some daru, goyslop, clothes.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379726

>>379683

I'm here bro ! I will help u pop ur cherry don't worry.

We will not die virgin. I'll make more threads on this.

This is far more important and better than rage-baiting (indian) threads made by Biharis.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379727

>>379687

Chutiye bihari virgin marr, noone cares.

Let us bros have some chut for little amount than PW batch.

All Bhachads will have Chut. Inshaallah.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379728

>>379699

Tell me if u are from Delhi, I'll help u with location as well.

I even done in Chandigarh as well. Kek

Fucked a Nigerian there. Also fucked an actual Thai girl in Noida once.

AMA

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379729

>>379711

I'm OP and I'll die soon too. Don't worry I'll provide u kino

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379736

>>379728

Nigerian Girls whore themselves near Chandigarh University I heard and saw in a video kek.

>Fucked a Nigerian there. Also fucked an actual Thai girl in Noida once.

Mr worldwide yaara

>>379728

I think you should create a weekly thread on your sexpat experiences would be really fun and educational at the same time

>>379729

Why will u die soon tumko toh mast milrha 2k mein har week naya country ka maal kek

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379760

>>379736

Haha, that Nigerian was best I had, super clean and gave best BJ.

I'll create more threads Tommorow to help out fellow virgins. Wish I know about this few years ago, so I could have prevented myself from taking bad decisions.

Bro I'll kill myself before next year. I'm a failure, NEET 29 y.o. will tell my story later. But there is nothing left for me to live in this life.

My fellow school mates are living in Germany and London and I'm nothing. Ruined my life with worst possible decisions.

I wish to know the best way to out painless.

Also, if u want ask anything related to SPA in NCR. Happy to help.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379764

>>379760

Helium

jitna pure ho sake

honestly pata bhi nahi chalega

but dont you wanna stay and see the world burn

it's warm and satisfying

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379765

>>379760

>NEET 29yo

>goes spa every week and has drilled chut of every race

>still suicidal

Life ho toh richfag NEETs jaisi varna naa ho kek

Are you a landowning Jaat or what kek?

>I wish to know the best way to out painless.

SPA vaali ko bolo double chussa de all suicidal thoughts will go away kek

>Also, if u want ask anything related to SPA in NCR. Happy to help.

You have already given a lot of info time to gather some money and go to NCR in few months time.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379766

>>379760

also livestream kariyo

Captch:xxs

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379767

>>379764

>but dont you wanna stay and see the world burn

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS yaara

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379770

>>379767

ik

happenings are slow ananwa they require tapasya level patience

it's like an old bridge that has been standing on old jute ropes for long

and will collapse someday but no one gives a fuck anymore

captch:GN

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379772

>>379764

Thank u bhai, for giving a genuine answer.

But isn't helium they used to talk funny in comedy shows?

Where can I get it??

Also, if I had the chance and nuclear weapon i would drop on this fucking shithole before going out.

Ab to aise hi Jana padega

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379773

>>379766

Krdunga bhai.

Btana kaise Krna hai

Anonymous

IN

D5gmEY

No.379774

>>379725

can you reply to this?

>>379773

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379775

>>379774

vo mai tha yaar

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379776

>>379772

baloon wale bhaiya ye pooch lena

online oreder kar sakte hai

science supplies ki shop pe bhi mil sakti hai

also source: I am a /sci/ gareebjeet biologist

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379777

>>379774

>>379775

OP is spachad I am rotcell

Anonymous

IN

D5gmEY

No.379778

>>379775

so, okay, 2 fags are planning to rope here, still any of you can reply?

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379779

>>379778

I am not planning

just guiding

also protip: nitrocellulose pe research kar thodi

if you want to go RRR

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379780

>>379765

Bro I'm a gujjar and have lands as well. People will never understand others life struggle and their thinking.

There is poverty porn culture in India, and people think only garib dalit janta have problems.

Chuppe se kuch nhi hota.

I always feel disgusting after Spa sex. Kya hota agar vo mere pass hoti, kash maine use naa jane dia hota. I wanted to love a person. Fucked up big time. She liked me too. It's all over bro.

Family is also forcing me to marry a girl, already got engaged kek.

But I'll just off myself in Dec. itself. Vrna gharvale shopping ko bolenge.

Aur SPA to har jagah hai bhai, even in dumbfuck Tier-3 towns as well.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379781

>>379767

True.

I'm delaying it for several years. Im 29 rn. Don't want to grow old. I'm smart enough to know what life would be like for me.

I wanted a modern life and move out of this shithole. Nothing happened. Baap forced me into UPSC ka jaal.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379782

>>379780

I used to live in jabalpur when i was a nanha jeet

they had a fucking spa right below my coaching

it was a famous one too with richfags coming for nepalis

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379783

>>379775

Tu bhi marja bhai, kuch nhi rkha iss dunia mein.

Kya pta jaant asli ho kek

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379784

>>379780

>Family is also forcing me to marry a girl, already got engaged kek.

>Bro I'm a gujjar and have lands as well.

Kaash meri life mein bhi aisi problems aaaye kek

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379785

>>379782

Har jagah hai bhai, Delhi mein demand aur supply jada hai.

Jabalpur type city mein to saste mein ho jyega kaam

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379786

>>379783

Okay saar but let me go to spa atleast once first

>>379781

>I wanted a modern life and move out of this shithole. Nothing happened. Baap forced me into UPSC ka jaal.

Thats broatul yaara

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379787

>>379783

>Kya pta jaant asli ho kek

Fun fact: nahi hoti

tu khud kar na doosre ko kyu uksa raha hai?

you are a retard for trying to suicide without taking some gobermint babus with you (jai yuibhangi)

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379788

>>379778

Bro, i already tried that. But seeing people who were behind me living a far better life than me is very hurtful.

I was a bright student as well, had money and everything but my Baap forced me into Jewpsc and this sarkari Naukri cycle ruined my life.

Bohot dukh hota hai bhai, apne 50% potential pe bhi naa jee paane par.

It will kill my mummy as well, par ab kuch nhi ho skta.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379789

>>379786

Jarur ja bro, isliye to Thread bnai hai.

Live of u want and can survive. I cannot live with this shame of failure anymore.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379790

>>379776

Bhai unke pass pure thodi hogi.

I don't want to attempt. I just want to do it one strike.

Saala pta bhi na chale aisa ho jye.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379792

>>379788

BLADEE TEREKO RETARD JAISE MARNA HAI??

APNE BAAP KI SUN KYU RAHA HAI

APNE BAAP PE BLAME KARNE SE PEHLE TUNE REBEL KARNA KI SOCHI

TU ALREADY RANDIKHANE JAATA HAI BAAP KE PAISE PE

NO BOLA TUNE KABHI?

zyada se zyada homeless hho jayega

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379793

>>379787

Who should I take with me?

I wanted to minecraft Chodi but my family's life will be ruined after that.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379794

>>379790

most effective is to allahu akhbar yourself with any corrupt politician

even if it fails you still get shot without being able to process what happened

it will be fun and exciting spice in your boring life

mummy papa will be proud

bhach will be proud

(Jai Yuibhangi)

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379795

>>379792

Bhai, Baap did that 10 years ago, I was a Sciene student, got 84% in 2015. Cleared Jee Mains.

Was studying Bsc. Comp. sc.

But Baap forced me to do BA. Pol sc.

I blame myself mostly. Ab I'm 29.

Aur paise maine call center pe kaam krke kamaye hai.

Homeless nhi hounga gahr hai apna. Read the thread

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379798

>>379794

Bhai ab bomb kaise bnau, US me hota to I would have get a machine Gun easily. Also, people there are civilised. Family mostly gets protection.

Bladdy India me kya hi kru? Umar ne Delhi me chota sa blast kya kr dia, bichare ke gareeb maa baap ka Ghar gira dia Chodi harami ne.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379800

>>379793

in all seriousness for all glowies and shills (jai mudiji) I am joking

if this retard does some shit I do not take responsibility

I am joking

Please dont try to track me

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379801

>>379779

Chikki chaap bhai, nitrocellulose kaha hi use krunga, it will be painful for me.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379802

>>379798

you sure you cleared mains

saale thodi chemistry laga

nail polish remover aur detergent se apne paap dho

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379804

>>379800

Bhai, I have no intention to harm anyone but myself. Don't worry.

Even though I want to just go away easily. Heard hanging can snap ur neck and u can survive!?

So just needed a painless solution. Helium pure kitni leni hai. Mask use kru kya? Help kr bhai?

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379807

>>379802

Bro it was 10 years ago yaar. Chemistry mein highest no. the kek.

10 saal se political, geopolitics chand bhosda dekh rha hu.

Should I mix them both and drink? Ye bc Google jew nhi search krne deta shi info, baki gore apni country ke hisab se btate hai.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379808

>>379798

MUJHE NAHI PATA BOMB KAISE BANATE HAI

MAI MUSALMAN NAHI HU

MAI GAREEB AADMI HU

DO NOT REPORT ME SHILLS

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379809

>>379807

T- Tatte

A- Andkosh

T- Total

P- Pajeetry

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379810

>>379804

>>379807

abhi 2 mahine mein arrange marriage hogi phir 2-3 gujjar bacchein honge phir bhaag jaega iss phorum se

btw rate ur arrange marriage waifu

maybe she can bring u out of depression kek

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379811

>>379808

Aree Chikki bhai, no one here is Muhammad pedo worshipper kek.

I don't even want to disturb my neighbours.

Just want to go peacefully.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379813

>>379809

Kyu majak kr rha hai bhai.

I'm really serious bro.

Helium kitni leni hai, mask use Krna hai ya nhi?

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379814

I really wonder how a massage parlor thread turned into whatever this is

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379815

>>379813

plastic bag or big baloon is enough

it might even look like accident

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379816

>>379810

Abe I'm not stereotypical Gujjar haha

She's easily 7/10.

I'm 8/10, by Indian standard. I'm quite smart looking. Kash use kr liya hota ye sab.

I wanted a modern videshi life.

Wanted to just go peacefully. 🕊️

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379817

>>379814

I'm OP I made the thread and I'm also seeking offing advice.

Give me an advice for painless death. Help out please.

Anonymous

IN

VO72MT

No.379818

>>379817

height?

what's your would be randi patni's body count?

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379819

>>379815

Thanks bro.

So I just need to inhale it and not take oxygen after it?

It should be pure??

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379820

>>379818

I'm 5'11

Don't call her that bro, she's a nice girl. She's 5'7.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379821

>>379816

post her or larp

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379822

>>379818

She's a virgin, I didn't read it properly first.

She's one that save it for marriage kek

Saw her boobs on video call tho haha

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379823

>>379820

>Don't call her that bro, she's a nice girl. She's 5'7.

Dont leave her alone u r her pati parmeshvar saar

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379824

>>379819

just inhale exhale

this is how you meditate

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379825

>>379822

>Saw her boobs on video call tho haha

engagement se pehle hi topkek what a bhachad

ur body count must be in triple digits right?

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379826

>>379821

Bro I can't.

Even u wouldn't. She hasn't done anything wrong with me. It will break her heart tho.

Wish things were different. I seethe seeing my would be GF. Kash sab accha hota.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379827

>>379822

yaar tu true retardmaxxing kar raha hai

shaadi se mana kar de agar rujhe pajeetry karni hai

us bechari ki life mat barbaad kar

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379828

>>379825

Nhi bro, I was a virgin and very overthinker.

I stated going to Spa to do the deed before killing myself in this January itself.

I didn't have any sex with actual girl, life Gf type.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379829

not so avg gujjar bhachad

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379830

>>379828

>starts going spa

>gets cute waifu

maybe I can salvage a comeback in 2026 yaara

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379831

>>379827

Bhai, bohot mna kia maine apne Baap ko. Maa to mrne lgti hai mna krta hu to.

Every single week I cried, bohot hath jode. Nhi Maan rhe, mere depression ka fayda utha rhe hai. Unko lgta hai shaadi krke isko set krdo sab thik ho jyega.

Ab koi rasta nhi hai mere pass. My life is defined by my retard decisions and disappointing loved ones. Just that.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379833

>>379830

Try that. Sbke life goals same nhi hote.

I know ke people will kill to have life like me. But they don't know the metal struggle I go through everyday.

Anonymous

IN

VO72MT

No.379834

>>379820

>Don't call her that bro, she's a nice girl

yaar, pajaat saab

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379835

>>379831

tu weak hai

kya tu apne jaisa ek aur pajeet paida karna chahta hai?

aadmi ban mana kar

koi sachme nahi marne waala tu kamzor hai

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379836

>>379829

Jadatar normal hi hote hai bhai.

My parents are suck Dehati soch type even after living in a good locality. I told them ke I would marry on my own. Par bc roz nye logo ko laake bitha dete the, aur bc puchte the ke kya krto ho beta, kitne ka package hai, paper clear kyu nhi hua.

Itna beizzati kon sahe

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379837

>>379834

Pagal hai kya, I have provided more valuable support( SPA service info) than anyone here did for last 6 months. All for my virgin bros.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379838

>>379836

ever heard of

Besharam maxxing

just tell everyone that you frequent massage spas and are suicidal

they will kick you out

problem solved

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379839

>>379835

Nhi Krna chta bacche paida bro, I don't want to raise kids and for unse ummed lago. Bc it's the biggest scam in this country.

Mna kr dia bohot bhai.

Main to mrunga hi bc, last meal Chllis pe Beef ki khaunga.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379840

iske upar toh nunnu hilao khush raho bhi apply nahi karega damn

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379841

>>379838

Arre I'm only son. They will kick me out. It's not western world. Kash hota to bc 10 saal phele hi chla jata.

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379842

>>379841

good morning ananwa

randi rona jaari rakh

mai chala

Atul Suprabhat

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379843

>>379840

Chikki bhai aapke liye dua krunga, don't worry.

I know I have money, family, house, rista etc.

But mental struggle is so real and hard. It's unbearable.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379844

>>379842

Tu job havver hai kya?

Bc Bsc. Bio se kya kr liya 😂

Chikki chaap

IN

LKpLBY

No.379845

>>379844

Nashun BDLing

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379851

>>379845

Haha ! Yehi kro, main bhi IFS bnne ke sapne dekhta tha. Fir sacchai pta chli.

Apun to chla, rho isi gutter mein sab kek

Anonymous

IN

j1szr0

No.379852

Don't do it man. You can bounce back, no matter how far you've fallen.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379854

>>379852

Alredy tried bouncing back multiple times.

I couldn't forget the failures I had, and the opportunities I missed.

Multiple girls were interested in me throughout the years.

A girl who was in school with me, she drool over me for years, she's now a successful lawyer.

A girl who was also wanted to be my GF have 500 crore business in Indore.

Another one, is living in Seattle bay area. Literal heaven.

You don't know my story bro.

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379858

>>379854

>A girl who was also wanted to be my GF have 500 crore business in Indore.

brootal lifemogg yaara

Anonymous

IN

DUhsB7

No.379859

>>379854

500 business! What does she do anon?

Anonymous

IN

XM8NKX

No.379860

>>379858

what business does she do saar?

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379861

>>379858

I met her in UPSC coaching. We had a situationship type. I ghosted her after.

But I could have had her. Not saying it would turn out life long. Par bc jo 6 saal depression mein gye, atleast kuch life experience to milta.

Ab bta, kaise kisi dehati girl se shadi kr lu?

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379862

>>379860

Don't know much detail bro.

In UPSC coaching we had people from all over India. Or was before covid.

Langda baap hai sayd uska, 2 beti hai bas.

She was so confident and upright.

I was still dreaming of my school crush, ke IAS bnke usko propose kruna kek

Bc I'm a retard.

Anonymous

IN

j1szr0

No.379869

>>379854

You lifemog everyone here crazy man.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.379870

>>379869

Land lifemog.

Bc mrne jaa rha hu, life acchi ho to kya hi baat thi.

Anonymous

IN

M3ikfm

No.379899

>>379728

drop the best spas in delhi which are not overtly expensive

Anonymous

GJ

I3J4zh

No.379909

>>378990(OP)

lekin kitni percent chut mili

Anonymous

IN

XMswlF

No.379984

F

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Anonymous

IN

WdTyFn

No.379985

F

Anonymous

IN

H1lCyO

No.380129

>>378990(OP)

based every post college virgin male must spa maxx

>t. NEETcel who lost virginity to spa girl

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.380414

>>380129

Thank you bro!

Spamaxxing is the best thing for incels.

Idk how no one talks about it.

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.380415

>>379899

Bro best ka pta nhi, these girls rotate themselves every few months to diff. location.

And SPA is only good based on how good their staff is.

But if u get lucky can get 7/10 in ₹2k

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.380416

>>379985

Abhi jinda hu

Anonymous

IN

TMXUGs

No.380418

>>379909

Matlab??

Anonymous

IN

wp9eOy

No.380779

>>380414

> Idk how no one talks about it.

A lot of people do, it's just that incels lack the guts to do something about their persistent lack of action, they'd rather perform the moralfaggotry cope and wordcel

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