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esXtbU

No.1156

RBI dropped the latest masterstroke

>They are going to recruit more LBOs for Public sector bankwas

It is all owar, they did what I feared what they were gonna do.

All I had was just one stable exam, IBPS PO cause all the other exams either have retarded levels of eligibility or way less vacancies to be taken seriously. Now they have hit the final nail in the coffin.

Our Modi saar caved in to yet another political pressure--the great sauthie language n!gnoggery.

Now they are gonna hire only from the saauth blaadeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And LBOs are always hired on a sifarishmaxxing basis.

RRBs gave bhikari levels of vacancies from my state this year and so SBI raped me massively.

And now they are going to reduce the ibps po seats to accommodate the LBOs.

This shithole needs to be nuked by paxtan.

It took my youth, my looks everything in lieu of a promise of a jaab and gave nathing. There was no two way road for the loyalty to this goo of a shithole.

All it ever did was waste my taime and cuck me financially and timeframe wise.

Anonymous

GJ

rtnAbV

No.1157

>>1156(OP)

>i can't learn other languages

hindi will be the end of you :lmao:

TN

esXtbU

No.1158

>>1157

bhadwe exams don't work like that.

Anonymous

IN

oN4ZjD

No.1159

>>1156(OP)

I recently gave a clerk exam.

I cleared the pre and then the typing test.

There was no interview it. Later they published the list of selected candidates. The list of those candidates who got the jaab did not show their score or anything. Not even the criteria for selection was disclosed because all of them were sifarishcels. There is literally 0 transparency. They take the exam and typing test for formality's sake. Even I passed the paper and the subsequent typing test. Where is my bloody naukri?

Anonymous

GJ

rtnAbV

No.1160

>>1158

okay so how do they work

AP

esXtbU

No.1161

>>1160

you wouldn't understand. You are here to cuck me out of my taime and call me names. I know your types. They are in power. Go killu yourself

Anonymous

GJ

rtnAbV

No.1163

>>1161

i wont

AP

esXtbU

No.1164

>>1159

yaar they always do this pajeetry. bank exams are worse in their their transparency but up until now atleast in the ibps po/clerk and sbi and rrb exams they were somewhat corruption free. The shorter the amount of vacancies in bank exams like bhadwa bank lbo or bhadwi bank clerk, the more corrupt the process is.

This is how the boomers and millennials had it in state level exams which is why the phrase

>there is only one seat for me and i shall focus on that thang

got popularized among them.

Bladeee now every single pajeet exam is done for. And now they have an excuse of the LBO n!gnogger which is absolutely the doing of the central gormint and state gormint psyop.

When they saw that I was actually studying, They bladeee decided to starte a blackops to start a language row to justify more LBOs and rape me and the process with more corruption.

all this is habbening while pajeets are there cheering for relatively trivial thangs like a richie richfaggy actor who can easily go live in amrikka and probably even has a set up to move there and save taxes (all thsoe jews do) and he makes some movie to pander to the pajeet heendus with lip service and these blaaadyfool pajeets are cheering for him thinking

>this movie made the muzzies seethe

>hence muzzie problem is all solved automatically

>here take my money in this unpredictable time

bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no matter what you do you are getting wiped out if you keep falling for memes lekin naiiiiiiiiiii humein temporary validation mangta.

Like bladeee fools you have nyo jaabs and even if you do, if you keep your eyes shut you will fall for the psyop of the baniya race and send your kids to pvt skewls of the baniyas.

the same elites who are making everythang in this nashun a oligarchy.

And you are paying them to rape your savings. Now is not the taime to spent but the taime to be kanjoos, marry really legal, young virgin grameen pyaris and controlling her cause randees are the biggest reason for expenses. You bladeee have to follow the muzzie laifestyle of a bladee dirty factory maaalik if you want any future for your kids.

lekin naaiii humein toh fizuul k ladai karne mngta.

Bladeee even the SIR is fake and gay just like aadhar.

remmeber how they have memory holed aadhar? it was meant to identify criminals an sheiz and we wuzz told this will thikanamaxx illegal muslims but what habbened? The illegal bangladeshis have more aadhar than heendus bladee. This is exactly the same way SIR is being implemented.

if you don't trust me, bladeee compare how both were implemented.

All this gormint knows is that it is going to stay in power by pander with memes that have nyo real life habbening so why even bother?

I will bladeee convert to muslim and vote for owasi I am telling you.

If I can't have a well paying jaab then nyo one can.

Anonymous

IN

8h6D09

No.1165

>>1164

>Now is not the taime to spent but the taime to be kanjoos, marry really legal, young virgin grameen pyaris

Yaaar, the only way I can imagine myself marrying a qt virgin gramin pyaari is by converting to pisslam and asking the local mulla maulvi for a favour. They are very eager to help out the new converts to "spread the faith" and shiz. They'll set you up with a high (indian) asshrafi/syed qt virgin to match your current (indian). If you're not a baman, you'll get the usual uggo gobarjeetas. The only downside is losing half of your nunnuskin. But I'll figure out a way to excuse my way out of it. The real challenge begins after the conversion though. I'll still be a blaady heendu at heart because my conversion was done only for the sake of marrying a qtpie. Maybe I'll psyop her into heenduism as well while appearing as mullajeet for the society.

Anonymous

IN

8h6D09

No.1166

>>1164

>I will bladeee convert to muslim and vote for owasi I am telling you.

kek

Anonymous

IN

8h6D09

No.1167

>>1164

>Bladeee even the SIR is fake and gay just like aadhar. remmeber how they have memory holed aadhar? it was meant to identify criminals an sheiz and we wuzz told this will thikanamaxx illegal muslims but what habbened? The illegal bangladeshis have more aadhar than heendus bladee.

Not just that yaar. They even use aadhar to identify and mark sick patients to deny them insurance claims later because the condition was apparently "pre-existing". Chemist madarchods in many places ask for aadhar details before dispensing the meds because of gobermint ka order hai ji bahana. In reality they sell these details to insurance companies who later deny your claims because your condition was pre-existing. Everything is grim in pajeetopia.

AP

esXtbU

No.1169

>>1165

>Maybe I'll psyop her into heenduism as well while appearing as mullajeet for the society.

why anan ? what has heendpooism ever given us that we owe it our loyalty? Heendpooism was dead they momint it rejected true brahmanism and forgor its vedic roots.

>>1167

brootal anan, I never realised the sheer brootality here cause my myeam had gormint insuarance where they do a lot of n!gnoggery like not caring about patients but didn't do this pajeetery. Bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nothin works in this shithole. The only insuarance is jewing other peopl and keeping cash money to pay for healthcare.

Anonymous

IN

UwttHK

No.1170

>>1169

Yaar pisslam is too brootal. I don't wanna get zutted 5 times a day. At least you can be a non-religious person and still be a heendu. That's impossible in pisslam. I'll make my mohomaddan mohotarma non religious too as I will be having wild non-stop plap plap plap creampie with her 24*7.

Anonymous

IN

UwttHK

No.1171

>>1169

How much coverage in the gobermint insurance?

AP

esXtbU

No.1172

>>1171

I can't tell yaar. that will dox me

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