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Anonymous

IN

1lWvWi

No.435996

I have some questions-

>How much money you paid for the massage session

>How much money did you paid for extra service?

>Did the masseuse gave you proper massage? Or was she just a prostitute guised as masseuse? Who knew nothing about massage therapy

>Did she asked for extra money in form of tips or any other means?

Answer anon because these were the problems I faced when I was in the spa.

Anonymous

IN

m8ZALn

No.436000

>>435996(OP)

Hopefully he is still alive. He probably got married and left ig.

Anyways Spachad ki jai.

Anonymous

IN

1lWvWi

No.436002

>>436000

Spachad ne to maje le liye mera hi chutiya kat gaya 3000 rupaye ka

Anonymous

IN

xVaYLm

No.436003

One night with Venus, a lifetime with Mercury.

Anonymous

IN

m8ZALn

No.436007

>>436002

>chutiya kat gaya 3000 rupaye ka

wait wtf greentext do bhachad

Anonymous

IN

gz4Taa

No.436010

>Tired gobarjeeta hooker

<Ugly gobarchud

Plap plap plap

30 secs later splooge

Anonymous

IN

1lWvWi

No.436017

>>436007

I can't greentext but will try my best

>be me 23yo virgin

>Decides to finally lose my virginity through prostitute (because can't do it otherwise)

>Search for spa in city

>Got a call from one of the prostitute working in spa

>Quotes 1k for the massage therapy

>Ok i will tell you about it

>Got another call in a seductive voice and got assured of complete satisfaction

>Ok i will come once I get free

>Anon, are you free, come over staff is very good

>Finally decides to go there, overtly horny and stupid

>Reach there, welcome anon(aayiye sir aaiye please, hihihi)

>What's the charges again? 1k for massage and rest you can discuss inside.

>Payment

>Opens a door full of whores atleast 10, chooses the big breasted North Indian fair skinned one

>Reach a blue lit room hihihi sir please tip.

>Boner dips a little.

>Pull a 100 rupee note our

>Kya sir atleast 500, grabs the arm mouth close to my neck.

>That's a good sign pulls 500 out. Stupidfuckingfretard.jpg

>Perform massage for 10 min. Anon, your cock is so big(it's 13cm kek)

>Jerks a little, quotes 1000

>Grab pant, pull 1000 out

>Condom on, ride boobs pops out from bra

>Horny me tried to take bra off,denied

>blowjob denied

>Kiss, denied (gave 500) only on lips, mouth closed)

>Boner lost, fondal titties and jerks off.

>3k lost, lamenting my life choices while wearing clothes.

>No real sex happens in lundia

Anonymous

IN

jHZPsW

No.436018

>>436000

Checked !! Thanku.

>>435996(OP)

Spa Chad here!

I paid 2-3k depending on the location.

In most cases, u get full service in ₹2k, otherwise in some uptight establishment, u pay normal charge of ₹1k at counter and ₹2k for extra service directly to randi

Very few give proper massage, they just wants to give chut and get done with it ASAP. But u should ask for proper massage as well. I got good one from a Thai girl

They are randis anon, they always demand extra. Will smell u out as a newbie and try to extract tips and shit. Stand ur ground and ask for discount.

Anonymous

IN

Me9YUE

No.436020

>>436018

>>436017

>>436010

>>436007

>>436003

>>436002

>>436000

>>435996(OP)

ITT.

GOBAR TOOK IT ALL

GOBARD HAD TO FALL

Anonymous

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jHZPsW

No.436021

>>436017

Arre yaar, I think u went to some Mall Spa.

₹1k at conunter and max ₹2k to randi.

Should have fucked her first.

You get ur "shot" done quickly as u jerked off outside.

Should have put ur 13 incher inside her asap.

Better luck next time.

t.Spachad

Anonymous

IN

jHZPsW

No.436022

>>436020

Bhenkelode, terí behn Spa mein rand pana krti hai. Jaake use sambhal phele.

Pure din Gobar ke baare mein sochta rhta hai

Anonymous

IN

3jyebn

No.436023

>>436018

Good to see you saar. How's your marrej preparation going?

Anonymous

IN

jHZPsW

No.436024

>>436023

Going in full speed.

Finding a painless method to sudoku. Fuck this lyf.

Anonymous

IN

3jyebn

No.436025

>>436024

If your going to sooside, why spend your parents money in marrej preparation? Tell them you don't want to marry and save your parents money. Deep down, you don't want to ack yourself. There's literally no reason to.

Anonymous

IN

cN3mhV

No.436026

>>436017

That's sad hope u have a better run next time, kek

Anonymous

IN

1lWvWi

No.436029

>>436021

No,it was normal one. Mall one and upscale ones have NE staff, I think I will try these ones next time they also offer 4 hands

>>436021

>Should have fucked her first

Yaar she wasn't giving anything other than chut, no kiss, no fully naked warmth of body I can't get fuckable hard without that

>>436021

>You get ur "shot" done quickly as u jerked off outside.

>Should have put ur 13 incher inside her asap.

I did got inside her but just for 2 mins. I think I will take tadalafil next time before going in just in case same situation arrives.

Anonymous

IN

gz4Taa

No.436034

>>436021

>13 incher

13cm (5.1 inches)

>>436017

>>436029

Tiny and limp >>436010

Anonymous

IN

jHZPsW

No.436042

>>436025

I've already answered these obvious questions.

My parents aren't seeing my side and forcing everything. I tried all tricks.

I will do it. Just couldn't get around it as of now.

There are literally dozens of reasons.

I should be in western country living a good life, forgetting Lundia and everything about it. But here I am living in this filth with no way out.

Only solution is go into heaven.

Anonymous

IN

XacLxO

No.436043

>>436034

>13cm (5.1 inches)

mogs me yaara

>>436018

>>436021

damn spachad abhi zinda hai

nice yaara hope u doing well

Anonymous

IN

jHZPsW

No.436045

>>436029

4 hands? 2 girls at one time. Bro those N-E upscale one's gonna be expensive. But u do u.

I suggest avoid kissing randis. Why do u need a smooch from a whore anyways.

Ya take Viagra next time. Jerk off before hand.

Good luck.

t.Spachad

Anonymous

IN

7lDwiy

No.436070

>>436029

>I did got inside her but just for 2 mins

Bhachad ki jai

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