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Are we getting real 5g?
Jokes write themselves
ZFdgS4
No.2504
>be tech 'nerd' consoomer
>see new flashy tech named 'smart bed'
>ceo claims it can provide you great sleep by actuating the temperature as per your needs
>fall for the meme
>few months into the usage, the 'smart' bed you bought from 'revolutionary' 'bed' company can't work because of AWS outage
>thousands of 'smart' bed are stuck in recline position and the cattle are reeing on twitter about it.
>it gets worse when you find out that 'smart' bed sends 10gb of telemetry every month to the servers.
story of tech in year 2025
Thousands of wrappers using vercels are also facing similar fate.
captch: jx
6bMP+0
No.2505
>>2504(OP)
>I can’t get my bed out of the “read” position to sleep. Nothing is working. It’s really unacceptable and a hazard that should have a manual resolution. Very disappointed
PO/ic5
No.2508
>>2504(OP)
Ano sunimase what is a smart bed? Like a hospital bed with a camputer chip?
q4EBNy
No.2509
>>2504(OP)
Imagine Jeff Bezos having total control of your bed in which your wife sleeps, while you're outside wageslaving
VUdnby
No.2510
>>2509
kek, uncle ted was right, all this technology has rendered humans into fucking mindless goy cattle, imagine buying muh smart bed lmao
