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Yn735U
No.283232
>>283216(OP)
I was once carelessly riding my moped in a decent traffic. I was crossing main square of my city and i didn't bother to look left or right while going the other way. An oil tanker was coming from the right and a SUV car from the left which i noticed at very last moment.
Instead of applying brakes i rolled the accelerator throttle as much as i could and managed to escape getting clashed by either of them but I couldn't control the vehicle and hit the divider at speed of 75-80 km/h. I was thrown on the road and vehicles approaching pressed the brakes at last second otherwise my head would have looked lot like a samshed tomato.
I had few injuries on my knee, palm, elbow and foot but overall I was lucky i didn't die that day. Ever since then I have been careful to not ride recklessly
9oXlEB
No.283234
>>283232
sale dehati ,tere galle wale baap ne kya bola apni tooti hui two wheeler dekh kar
3VJkpJ
No.283240
>>283216(OP)
An electric pole fell infront of me. 5-6 meters away. Wires were all over the place.
Yn735U
No.283241
>>283234
My baal doesn't live with us, he never got to know about this incident neither did any other family member. I covered my body as well as this incident very well
4uLyEt
No.283243
>>283216(OP)
I don't know if it was near death but it's still the most helpless i have felt,
When i was a kid, i did not know how to swim, i was messing around in a pool that was about 5 feet tall and a bit taller than my height, i slipped, no one realized it for about a min that i was struggling under water as they were sitting a bit far from the pool, thankfully my older cousin saw and pulled me out
Yn735U
No.283245
>>283241
*Baap
9oXlEB
No.283251
FIksMM
No.283252
>>283251
*Sandese aate hain, hamein tadpaate hain
Jo chitthi aati hai woh poochhe jaati hai
Ke ghar kab aaoge, ke ghar kab aaoge
Likho kab aaoge*
9oXlEB
No.283254
>>283252
based retire aaega to aatank uthayega wo chutiya,let him rot on some field ya peace posting
B3cs4l
No.283255
>>283216(OP)
I once coomed so hard I got a glimpse of the pearly gates
9oXlEB
No.283257
>>283255
god I remember this ,I suddenly stood up after cooming and fell on bed with my left side shaking like a paralysed bhangi
9oXlEB
No.283262
>>283216(OP)
near death experience ,many yaar
>fell from a fatta and broke my jaw
>fell from 8 ft wall and hit my chest so hard that I was gasping for air
>bhangi ka baccha kicked a football so hard that it striked at my chest(again gasping for air)
>slided down from a three story building to only get stuck in the overroof of the window ,a uncle saw me and saved me
>multiple head concussions
>8ft iron pipe fell on my head as a kid,8 stiches
>contracted TB in 12th (imagine just 40 years back I would be a dead man)
now have undiagnosed mental illness despite all that I have done pretty well and earned a engineering degree in 2024 and soon I will get employed too ,at least I believe in myself
FIksMM
No.283266
>>283262
Jhad fook karva madarchod, tere bhangi baap ke paapo ka manifestation hai ye
9oXlEB
No.283272
>>283266
haan bhangi to bht hai wo paap ab bhi kare jaa raha hai ,
9oXlEB
No.283273
>>283270
kek yaar bs suicide is the final straw in my journey I also have a simian line in right hand pata nhi kya hoga fate mai
B3cs4l
No.283285
>>283273
soosed s pehle virginity jaroor lose karna
BC6PH9
No.283292
>>283285
many reasons to not die and many to die too
B3cs4l
No.283298
Bd0kmV
No.283308
Not me, but a relative of mine once drove past a spot where a terrorists planted a bomb just minutes after it went off.
AzyXsX
No.283310
>>283308
mumbai dwellers se pucho 90% city ne bombscare jhel rakkhe,before 2014 mumbai and delhi were literal bombyard for pakistan
Bd0kmV
No.283326
>>283310
Zoomers are too young to remember it, but it was the same (mostly) everywhere. In the 2008ish time, going out on independence day or similar occasions was considered suicidal.
TTVCqn
No.283330
>>283326
Than why urban people keeps on voting left and pretends that pakis are innocent
AzyXsX
No.283331
>>283330
>keeps on voting left
memory is a bubble inherent quality being soft ,floating and shortlived
JkICJD
No.283346
>>283216(OP)
I tried to jump off a bridge
Yeh near death experience hai kya?
Police ne rokh liya mujhe
yOtemk
No.283356
>>283355
this was also true in delhi elections
TTVCqn
No.283357
>>283355
On social media
AzyXsX
No.283358
>>283346
jump.kar jata bach jata wo hota ye to cucked away experience hai
JkICJD
No.283365
>>283358
my bad
december me wapas try karunga mere paas me ek pahad hai wahan se jump karunga
>picrel
74N2Zi
No.283369
>>283216(OP)
Stop repeating threads
!d1cxXrYORTp/HKr
w7CsmX
No.283532
>>283216(OP)
2 3 close calls while driving bike.
near death jo feel kiya hai wo pool mein tha,mere gharwalo ke saath ek saath corbett mein resort mein the wahan pool tha.
rat mein papa or rishtedar aadmi sab pee rhe the or mera cosuin so gya to main akele pool mein chla gya tha chota tha or swimming nhi aati thi.
mera pair fisal gya or main age waali side jahan gehra paani tha wahan doob gya tha,wo to chacha ne door table se dkha ki dikhayi nhi dera or abhi to wahin thaa or main bach gya
kuch yaad nhi baaki lekin mein behosh ho gya tha
sEIi8g
No.283542
>>283216(OP)
Almost killed myself but my dumbass didn't know a fucking tie doesn't make the best ligature.
!d1cxXrYORTp/HKr
w7CsmX
No.283557
TtQrOs
No.283572
>>283557
>bullet
Kek, same sirs, Classic.
>ye kya hota hai
Sometimes the alignment of bike when it is on high speed fucks up. Dekha hai agar bachpan me bacche dande se tire daudate the? Kabhi kabhi woh straight nahi jata, left right kaapne lagta hai. Same chij bike me bhi hoti hai.
Jab speed change hota hai, ya disbalance hota tha paiyya, toh who kaapne lagta hai. It makes the front tire of your bike "wobble" or, vibrate left and right rapidly. Agar gand fati rider ki aur break mara, specially the front break, tab toh confirmed death.
+JZLCE
No.283593
>>283557
you are not real pajhaant saab wo itna chutiya nhi tha
TtQrOs
No.283694
>>283592
It's the Jaat hive-mind laadle, keku 
Jaat are secretly titans and they pass on their memory to each other. You have only now unlocked those powers 
HZ+nY6
No.283711
>>283216(OP)
Too many times now.
t. Travelling sales work
>be me coming back from a business tour
>have loads of cash with me
>some faggot on an activa crashes with me on a red light crossing on red from side
>him and his friends that appear out of nowhere surround me
>tell me to come out of the car
>tell him no, that let's wait for police and settle it if there's any damages
>they start trying to break my windows, headlights etc
>some fags have rods and sariyas
>assistant tells me to not give a fuck and run over these bhangis
>Get some courage and ram these cunts
>they chase me in a car and a few bikes and activas
>suspect that they knew about me carrying cash
>Do Or Die mode activated
>make sharp turns and hit them, some fag falls off his bike with his friend
>go full fucking speed on a highway
>hear a loud popping noise, ignore it
>after a while some guy in a car stops me
>get ready for a fight
>"Sir you don't have one Tyre"
>wut m8?
>park in a secluded place
I drove 100kmph+ for a long time on just a rim and I lost a Tyre to a gunshot.
TTVCqn
No.283724
>>283711
First part of it was believable
HZ+nY6
No.283741
>>283724
Check flag
TTVCqn
No.283748
>>283741
Check flag, this type of shit rare even here
mHQdbJ
No.283761
wrote all that greentext for you's but I wouldn't give him that ,I would give him something more pleasurable that is my dick
IwpNCm
No.283895
>>283216(OP)
yes anan, back in skewl, I used to smoke up weed with my frens and ride the overcrowded trains back home. we used to do the entire katmulla slum kids type of thang by hanging on the gates of the train.
There used to be one retard in the group everytaime and we used to push him mentally speaking, to do those jumping stunt thangs and risk his laife.
Used to bully unkiljeets returning home from work for the door spot even when the overcrowded thang made us prone to near death. It was good taimes.
They all got a jaab and have even forgotten me by this point.
IwpNCm
No.283897
>>283711
>Travelling sales work
anan, by travelling sales-man you mean selling thangs in a train of a bus, right?
IwpNCm
No.283912
>>283232
gura-lawyernon?
TtQrOs
No.283931
>>283895
>back in skewl, I used to smoke up weed
Kya life hai yui, I only started smoking after 2015 keku. Couldn't even imagine touching a blunt if I was offered before that. I didn't touch my first blunt untill it was 2020.
>>283897
>>283908
Gonna make more such posters in name of the Jaat, my favorite caste ok bhach kekeku. Once went to party with Jaats and let them drive, wo bhi ek near death experience tha, Baman hatya ka paap lag jaata unpe, kek.
!d1cxXrYORTp/HKr
w7CsmX
No.284012
>>283592
bhai abhi pdha or bc quantum reality ts hai apni.
aapka bhj jee nikla or mera bhi main bhi tier 3 or aap bhi.
baaki boht jagah similarity dikhti hai koina kabhi aapki job lage bangalore to milte hain el din saamne se baatcheet krenge
