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The NEET thread. After palayan

>>2812

Upvoted

>>2814(OP)

here you go admin saab. Feed your bhillage.

>>2812

jaise hi tu jannie bana inch marr gaya

>>2818

yaar ye JEETARDS ko marr dena chahiye chutiya aaya Inch pe hagg ke chala gaya haggu

I have diarrhea but I feel like I'm having period cramps.

>>2818

Cute to h bhay 🥰

>>2818

It died after the ruskies took over. Stupid back-end banned everybody. Not my fault

>>2815

Obssessed

Also for the movie night, Caracel seems to be te only good option since rabbit is dead. Another site named Hyperbeam exists but they aren't very clear in their pricing strategy Most probably will stop the stream mid session to ask for my credit card details. (Jokes on them the bank won't give me one)

>>2848

Haven't gone to running for the last 3 months. Will start today now. Garmi mein baarish bc mood kharab puri roads gili ho gai

>>2852

>Haven't gone to running for the last 3 months. Will start today now. Garmi mein baarish bc mood kharab puri roads gili ho gai

I used to go for walk at night for now it's stopped

lock and unlist /neet/ board on indiachan.net

>>2814(OP)

I'm here yaar

>>2905

Is anyone here?

>>2984

Bolo pyare

>>2991

What happened to movie night?

>>2991

>WhatsApp image

Wtf who's sending you images of Tomoko on WhatsApp?

>>3009

Download it from 4chan, you can have same name bt default for the file.

>>3003

Last one i remember is watching lal singh chadhdha

As I am not a NEET anymore, and I have made a few triggered in inch by continuing to post in NEET thread, I am moving to >>3107

>>3108

I have disabled adblocker but i still dont get ads

>>3003

happening tomorrow night

>>3127

Okay I will be there

>>3108

Post there yaara

>>3108

Clicking on that leads to nowhere. Please post the whole link.

>>3132

click on the ">>" letters. clicking on the numbers will do nothing

>>3133

Absolutely atrocious design

>>3138

Since that post is not present in the thread, hovering over the numbers or tapping on them if you are on phone won't embed the post so you can just click on the >>, hyperlink to the next post.

I could render the post from cross thread but not that required so don't do it.

>>3123

>I have disabled adblocker but i still dont get ads

we are eating african tonight, owari da

>>3138

Hello MechNEET, how's the tuition going? Have you started teaching physics/chem also?

And Rakulchad, we are waitingly warmly for your updates.

>>3280

I got occupied with other things. Yes, I'm learning Physics and Chemistry now, but I'm mainly looking forward to teaching Maths. I hope it goes well. I'm looking for more students.

I can't take this anymore bros. I can't memorize one more GK without trying to kill myself.

>>3362

Take a break brother

Also Anki is really useful for memorizing and revising stuff you have already learnt

>>3362

GK is always considered like a bonus lottery in meme exams. You either get lucky and know the answer, or you don't. You should focus more on math, reasoning, aptitude and only after that GK. Just imagine mugging up useless bullshit from height of Iron Pillar to Article 69 of Indian Constitution to the guy who discovered Circulatory System and knowing what everything is.

Don't give much importance to GK is my personal suggestion.

I've seen some videos on how to memorize and these people come up with really weird acronyms and ways to remember like PAJEET - Poverty, Accidents, Jail, Education, Entertainment, Transitioning - something like that to remember all these things. It's inhumane.

I sometimes get free hours that I get asked to go to and I have tried to redpill at least 100 students (maybe 20 would've listened to what I said while the others don't even care that I exist anyway) on how bullshitty meme exams are and how the chances of clearing them are so low that you are better of working as an IT coolie.

>>3362

which meme exam are you preparing for pyaare?

>>3436

as an arts student I can't even become an IT coolie. I think only private job I will get is customer care.

somehow getting a govt job is only way I can get my daily bread. I prepared for jewPSC for two years but now I have changed to bank po which is also looking tough for me. I am going to be 24 now. I think my family will collectively rope soon

>somehow getting a govt job is only way I can get my daily bread.

No yaar. Do anything, literally anything. Govt. job is a rat race. Even if you won the rat race you are still a rat. Modi is also privatizing and merging a lot of banks left and right and in future only SBI and some other old bank like IB will exist. Look at this right now. There are only 12 PSU banks in India, ie. 12 banks for which you can write meme exams.

https://financialservices.gov.in/beta/en/public-sector-banks

I want to become a psychotherapist yaar but I don't know what to do and how do I get there from where I am now - a retard with MTech working as a stupid asst prof in tier 69 college.

I also know that a psychologist career is HORSE FUCKING SHIT in India and it's one of the useless degrees to exist but I still want to do it.

>>3501

Pursue Psychology from IGNOU yaara

>>3501

>psychologist career is HORSE FUCKING SHIT

actrually no,

jeetas will pay someone a lot to whine about some usless bullshit and offer generic advise,

ase yourself in cities like Delhi, Pune, Mumbai, Indore

you will have both jeeta pussy and moeny

nothing else matters,

>>3522

any sources or roadmap ? or people who actually have made it as psychologist or therapist in tier 1 city ?

>Replies during the day

This is what life should be about yaar

Fuck work seriously. Except for the sustenance, I don't even see why I'm working. Like what better goal is there. Society feels like its ending pretty soon.

What the fuck happened to InCh??

This site is so shitty man

Oops

This is me

I'm able to reply today only because of my broken leg. I have to get physically unhealthy to be peaceful. You die if you work.

>>3506

Amazing yaaro. This doesn't have Bachelors in Psychology as an eligibility condition. Just any degree is fine.

I wish I could do the degree in a legit university and not through distant learning though but if nothing works then this is it. I will become a SHRINK. This is my escape plan from this shit job I'm in.

>>3522

I'll mostly be focusing on personality disorders if I studied so these are some serious issues from psychopaths to narcissists. Let's see if there's any money in this.

>>3523

A roadmap would be nice. I don't know if I want to make it but I at least want a name board and a room and a couch and mindbreak people into crying to me. I have some serious savior complex issues.

>>3436

I wish I had focused on bank and ssc which have less focus on GK when I had the age to do so. My parents manipulated into sitting for jewpsc instead.

>anon, focusing on bank, ssc is taking the shortcut

>you can get a lot of bribes in jewpsc

I hate it I hate it I hate it

>I've seen some videos on how to memorize and these people come up with really weird acronyms

you are absolutely spot on. Faggots memed up mnemonics.

>you need to memorize a completely goyslop sentence to memorize 10 other facts

>nooooo what do u mean that understanding the concept behind it before memorizing 10 facts bypasses the whole mnemonics ordeal

>>3443

jewpsc

>>3445

same here, I should have switched to banking long ago

>>3501

there is literally no other options left for me other than meme exams or rope. Sometimes my frens who were retarded but somehow faked their way into tcs wipro and sum sheit, tell me how they are earning 10lpa 12 lpa.

I don't believe them and I won't believe them until I see their pay slip and last 6 months of salary account in the bank. These are majority of the people and these faggits are the ones who used to lie about scoring 50 out of 80 when they got 21 out of 80 in class 8.

>>3506

yea if you want to do a degree knowing it won't pay anything but for the passion of it just do IGNOU one. Atleast you can choose a popular college centre and use that to meet cute girls. Or you can look up the entire course on youtube for free

>>3522

this has to be some made up sheit. No way pajeetas have that much disposable income like white womin have

how was my day?

Well thank you for asking bros. Today I went to my old coaching. It was a new batch for yet another class they made up but needed attendance for their mocks.

Everyone seemed so distant today that it kinda fucked me up on the inside. The girls who used to fight for my attention seemed so distant. It fucked up my self esteem, maybe I had become ugly in a matter of months.

On my way back, I went to buy a small glodflake to find a dusky and white mixed girl staring at me while smiling a bit. She quickly took her bunch of copies she had bought and went to her husband who was buying something else from another shop. Before leaving, I found her eyeing me using her peripheral vision. she wasn't bad looking, would rape.

This has happened to me before but since it has been 6 months since talking to a foid, the whole thing seemed to be some kind of govt run psyops to do a gotcha moment.

returning back home, I found that a stray dog had dug up a hole between our boundary wall and the footpath. I spent 10 mins giving directions of the spot to my father

>you know the place opposite the vada pav stall near the intersection

>no, anon, exactly where

my father despite being smarter than average smuck, might be a standard deviation or sheit lower than me. I cannot explain directions to him. I became angry and took the spade myself trying to fill this hole.

As I stepped outside, I caught a glimpse of that girl I used to go to the same school in. She was a few years younger than me but was definitely a looker. Now she has become old and gained a bit of fat, tho she looks really breedable at the hag old age of 23. She gave me that come here and rape me look which returned my sanity and sense of self worth.

>maybe I am not yet ugly

Wish I had a MTS job to fund my rape session with her. One of these days I might just seriously ropemax idk

But now I am feeling a lot more calm and think I can continue on this meme exam route. thank you for bei

>>3574

for being my therapist

>>3556

>No way pajeetas have that much disposable income like white womin have

pajeetas from moderately well to do backgrounds don't think much about consequences. If they feel like a victim who needs it they will waste money on it. As other anon said someone listening to their daily bs is worth it for them. This is why concept of male bestie exists. My personal experience suggests that pajeetas who themselves have some personality disorder or some mental issue are more likely to go to therapist but I didnt have a bigger pool to make strong claims

>I don't believe them and I won't believe them until I see their pay slip and last 6 months of salary account in the bank. These are majority of the people and these faggits are the ones who used to lie about scoring 50 out of 80 when they got 21 out of 80 in class 8

same. most classmates who you use to struggle to pass have a job atleast because they somehow got into a mass recruiter company.

Best of luck for upcoming prelims

>>3556

>I'll mostly be focusing on personality disorders if I studied so these are some serious issues from psychopaths to narcissists. Let's see if there's any money in this.

pajeetas with these disorders are more likely to become your customers.

Year 2034. a 32 years old zoomerjeeta who assraped her husband's wealth in divorce case after 8 months of marriage come to you and say how she has gotten 'trauma' because of repetitive relationship failure since she was 17 years old. All exes were madarchods bla bla bla arranged marriage husband also asshole bla bla bla. Now she is finding it difficult to emotionally connect and is only having casual sex for sometime. You write some pills for her and offer generic solution like explore more, theres more to life and narc pajeeta pays you for this.

>>3578

>pajeetas with these disorders are more likely to become your customers.

>Year 2034. a 32 years old zoomerjeeta who assraped her husband's wealth in divorce case after 8 months of marriage come to you and say how she has gotten 'trauma' because of repetitive relationship failure since she was 17 years old. All exes were madarchods bla bla bla arranged marriage husband also asshole bla bla bla. Now she is finding it difficult to emotionally connect and is only having casual sex for sometime. You write some pills for her and offer generic solution like explore more, theres more to life and narc pajeeta pays you for this.

Based yaar

NGL this site feels like a massive glowhole

All meme exams are a violation of human rights. Will you accept a medicine that kills 1 out of 100 people? Then how come meme exams which causes suicide continue to exist? The only reason why meme exams continue to exist is because meme exam prepration is a booming industry and is a serious contributor to GDP.

Yaaro I tried to look some IGNOU videos on youtube but they're speaking Hindi. Got languagecucked against.

>I don't believe them and I won't believe them until I see their pay slip and last 6 months of salary account in the bank.

I don't know how to say this yaar but I am baffled by the amount of poor quality employees around me. My boss earns 63k but he is not able to upload an excel file into his google drive using his phone. His friend earns 63k too and he doesn't know how to print a word file. They may be good teachers and I haven't visited and observed their classes but they suck so much. I won't be surprised if my boss ruins everyone who works under him including me just to save himself and destroys the whole department. I am baffled by the number of incompetent people who earn so much money just because they lie and cheat and scam their way into sustaining in their job.

>>3599

memexams may be harsh, but they're the one real truth. Most of us try to hide it inside us, but we know deep down that it's over as soon as we fail to get into tier 1 ecosystem (tier 1 city, tier 1 school, tier 1 kalej, tier 1 work profile everything) with an academic competent friend circle

https://hyperbeam.com/i/5q_Cjp0V

here you go yaar. Movie night room. Ghar mein khana banega aur phir start kardunga. Which means most probably by 10'O clock. Be ready.

Also reply here with what movies to play there. Need to make sure sites even have those before starting

No wait there is a time limit on the room time I think for free plans. Will post updated link soon

Start at 12, maybe then I can join it

>>3599

it's truly baffling yaar

Millions upon millions well deserving people are rotting outside of the system however useless fucks like your boss earn so much while doing negative work. This country is truly fucked yaar.

>>3605

My body is ready yaar

>>3607

A few days ago my boss posted images of himself arranging desks and sticking sign boards. I was so confused why he was doing all this and the next day he himself comes and tells me how there was nobody else there and he himself did all the job.

I got curious and asked other staff and showed them those photos and they got shocked and told how it was them that did all the work and that this guy just went and posed for these photos acting like he moved the benches and stuck himself.

I also came to know that he sleeps behind lab machines and disappears for a few hours. During classes he starts to talk bullshit and his personal stories instead of sticking to topic and even students make fun of him. Since I joined the college I have seen him do little to no research work and even I have helped final year students with their project work more than he did. It's so pathetic. What makes me mad is that he is my fucking boss and he ruins the whole ambience by being around. If he was some random coworker I wouldn't have given a shit about him.

Useless fucker. He talks about how stressed he is and he is so incompetent and even other staffs are confused why he is even continuing to be in this position. I also am able to feel that he is playing a really bad double game. To us, he speaks that the administration is angry at us and have targeted us. To the principal and the administration, he has created an image that the staffs are not cooperating with him so every time this retarded principal asks us to meet him and shouts at us that there is no unity. He is a fucking politician.

Why do these disgusting people even come to teaching positions? They just want to feel like gods. Fucking narcissistic cunts.

>>3606

sorry yaar but my ghar wale will hammer me down with an iron fist for waking past 12 if they catch me watching a movie with internet strangers.

Apparently even the free plans have unlimited time. Hmm this will be the room

https://hyperbeam.com/i/5q_Cjp0V

Join it. Suggest movies too quick I don't have anything in mind for now.

>>3612

Truly despicable yaar

The dept. is not gonna survive anymore I feel. Without IITs getting highlighted for not getting enough placements, you can already guess what would be the intake for normal colleges. Add to that the rising cost of living and no savings, I don't think any average Indian middle class family will bet on giving Engi(by the way I am a nigger)ing education to his child let alone in a limited scope field such as MechE. It's over yaar. I hope you're getting your salary on time. Make some contacts particularly in coaching industry it always needs teachers. There are also many jobs with content creation and teaching. Look up on Indeed.

>>3614

Let's watch Terminator yaar

1 or 2 anything is fine

Movie started come fast

>>3614

lund grabber yaaro dont click

Yaaro come we are watching Matrix tonight

Terminator next time

lesssgoooo

Kino movie yaar

Thanks thunder and all those who joined

It was a great watching together

gn

>>3648

you are whalecum sir.

Monsoon shootout for next week?

>>3650

I'm not used to watching Bollywood but it's okay with pals I guess

>>2814(OP)

i didnt even realize i exhibit almost all the characteristics of a NEET until a few weeks ago. i knew it was getting bad but fucking hell

will try picking up the pieces and do what i can starting today pray for me bros

Today I went out to get some smokes and campa cola and found a 18+ (25 if bhajpa changes the limit later on tho they have No ex-post-facto law art 20, I don't trust their implementation ) totally legal aged girl.

She was staring at my unkempt face while returning back home. Tho her face was kinda mid, her fair complexion, tight skin, slender legs, protruded out chest neither too big nor too small, and till not hag territorial age ------ all of these compensated for it.

As usual I don't know why but my propensity to only look at 3D foids in the same modus operandi the foids uses on men, came out.

Despite wanting to rail her totally legal ass, I looked at her as if I was not interested at all but bothered by her staring at me. I made a bland face and looked away as we passed each other.

This girl might have just saved my life cause now I know exactly what to do. All I have to do from now on is pretend to be still a school boy in his never ending vacation trying to study for the finals. That's it, that's the cope I have to make myself believe in so that I can be happy and get on with studying for my meme exams.

This will clear out my stress of the years that have passed by without me doing anything about it and now being a NEET with no income to be able to afford a hotel for a cunny (above the age of 50 years).

Thank you guys for bearing with my annoyance. This is one of the only few places left to speak my mind without facing any repercussion cause in the real world they will crucify me for the same. Don't mind me, I just like to speak to myself. If it is too much of a bother just don't read it I guess.

Good evening an sheit bros

>>4113

How old are you anon?

>>4144

If I say <18

>u/dayush bans me

If I say greater than = 18

>gloindaloo sends to to a re education camp

>>2814(OP)

>Be 35 neetcel

>Went out to a nearby monginis

>Took my bike

>My father starts asking multiple choice questions

>"Why are you going ?when will you come back? Why do you need to go outside?"

>This takes me back to my childhood

>I can't remember the last time I had anything fun to do

>Everytime I had tried to go out for anything be it with friends or alone, he would block me with such stupid ass questions

>He used to actively sabotage my outings

>"Oh you guys are going out for a movie? Anon has never went out for one take care of him."

>Imagine the bullying that followed after that

>I don't know when but at one point I just gave up, stopped studying or going outside

>In a matter of years he started using relatives to make fun of me

>Everytime I joined a gym or went for running he started actively discouraging me

>"Anon don't start so spontaneously. Leave it for today"

>'oh anon you are getting fat ha ha ha'

>I understood that he doesn't like anyone leaving the house or doing something without taking permission from him be it putting on a new bulb or be it moving the bed from one side to another

>Lately my younger bro got married with a jhoomjeeta

>He cannot control her

>She wears all kinds of skimpy clothes and goes out alone with her frens

>I have seen him getting furious but had to neuter hinself because of existing laws.

>He is a decent human being but sometimes it gets tiresome

>>5186

Insecure jealous baap. Just poison him lol.

>>5186

Damn 35

Finally someone who is older than us

What do you do all day? I'm trying my hand at coachings.

>>5198

I used to teach kids maths before covid. After that I stopped. I might start again with the coaching thing but everytime I try to teach anyone, a sudden feeling of depression kicks in. I used to teach a batch of 6 kids in my home, all were mostly retarded, only one seemed average. He could catch up 70% of what I taught. It reminded me when I was of their age. Most of my friends were retarded and shouldn't have been in school yet there they were, the teachers had to teach them maths three times for them to understand which made the teachers frustrated. Our society instead of providing such kids with jobs make them endure decades of gruelling prison time. Anyhow, they are all in corporate doing god knows what.

Everytime I taught, it made me feel like they should be learning how to become a majdoor instead and society should normalise majdoori and not make it seem like a bad job.

>>5256

You might think that I am a bad teacher, well I thought so myself but god, the teachers are themselves retarded. They haven't taught class 8 math to a class 10 kid. The poor faggots were just passed a level up without any evaluation. I had to teach them maths from the basics before even touching class 10 maths which was impossible to do so I asked all of them to come a day extra for which I won't charge anything. Yet still these retards couldn't understand 100% of what I taught. So if I was a bad teacher the most logical thing would be my competition eating up my share but instead they bought in 10 more of their friends. After a while I became tired and left everyone giving them some excuse of me prepping for a govt job. I was done.

Yet till this date their parents enquire if I would teach their younger kids. I try to help them out by saying that everything is on youtube now, ask them to look up topics they don't understand from different channels instead of subscribing to one and save their money for their jee coachings if they want to go to one but they insist on coachings. I don't know why and they amount of coachings where I live have sprung up everywhere.

I don't know anymore. I am tired and too old.

>>5256

Did you always lurk or something? I'm also teaching Maths right now for 11th-12th graders.

>>5258

I used to lurk now and then

>>5257

>I try to help them out by saying that everything is on youtube now, ask them to look up topics they don't understand from different channels instead of subscribing to one and save their money for their jee coachings if they want to go to one but they insist on coachings.

I know they're not kids but the zoomers I teach are too lazy. I teach Engineering Graphics right now and maybe 20% actually listen in class and put an actual effort to listen to everything I say. Another 20% would partly listen and ask me doubts so I would personally go near them and teach them on a pen and paper the same problem I taught on board and they'll listen. 20% of them don't give a fuck and the rest would partly listen, partly sleep, and don't ask me any questions and assume that they can study it before exams.

This is the thing, they put away things and not study every day, and on top of it they are also being burdened with assignments, homework, competitions, personal work, or problems in hostel like lack of water supply, good food or some fight broke out.

So yes, I spoke to some students and I came up with the idea of linking an youtube video to EACH AND EVERY TOPIC that was taught in the drawing class and they are happy when I post them, especially before tests. I pretty much type and link things in such a way that even a braindead retard would think "okay I have all the videos and resources with me and all I have to do is just watch them and study and I will pass" and that's it. They expect you to spoonfeed them.

Regarding other subjects, some students told me that they want notes, and just studying that notes will help them pass. They don't want presentations or books. Just notes that spells out everything. Many don't listen in class either.

Heck, even I hated having to study every day and plan ahead. I used to listen but I would also only study for these exams only a few days before the exam.

>>5307

No brother you don't do that if you are actually in a teaching profession. You don't link them youtube videos as a replacement of your class if you are doing it for bread and butter. That's like making yourself redundant to the normies so they can replace you.

Never link youtube vids, make the atmosphere seem like youtube vids are useless and they will massively fail in life if they depend on yt vids instead of coming to your class because what you teach in class is some golden poop. Without that their preparation would be incomplete.

The entire 117 billion dollar teaching industry in India like so many businesses have been surviving despite being redundant because they have been fooling the customer into thinking how important they are. It's all some sort of psychological warfare and no actual punch to it.

If you don't play the game, some other guy will replace you and do the same thing. It's better some bharatcel earn some money rather than a random faggot out there.

They have wasted decades of our lives doing things that we could have achieved in 3 years and the entire world have conspired against us. Don't be so helpful to people. I was wrong pointing out yt vids to them, I should have taken up teaching again. Maybe I will.

>>5323

Let's band together yaar and start our own coaching

>>5323

You underestimate the bullshit sensors on these students yaar. They have given me some really interesting feedback about other people than I have observed personally.

Just 1 year students and they know how stupid and retarded my boss is and how everything that comes out of his mouth is bullshit. They were first scared of him and then later found out that he is a spineless loser who is all talk and no action. They may not

In some way, I am actually making them dependent on me by spoonfeeding them and making them pampered. They expect me to solve answers for them and expect me to post videos. They're too lazy for this shit to find things on their own.

Grr.... they may not know how to describe bullshit but they know what bullshit looks like and they completely reverse it and use humor to destroy everything.

>>3650

Thunder bro we are having a watch party tomorrow night right?

>>5462

yes sir definitely. Nothing has come forward so far that will obstruct it.

BTW monsoon shootout is good but I don't think people would like it much. I was thinking Parasite (Korean gook movie). Watched this 2 years ago it was great. Suggest others too. Or should we just watch Terminator

>>5466

Gook movie sounds good

>>5473

Oh I remember now I've watched it earlier

Any more suggestions also welcome

What time is the movie night?

Some suggestions:

Godzilla Minus One

Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One

Problemista

>>5504

I would suggest we should do a binge watch session of this YouTube channel

https://youtube.com/@SuperSuperOfficial?si=poo

Instead of movies

>>5504

Mission Impossible sounds better

It's at 10:00 PM saturday

>>5513

>What time is the movie night?

9 at night tomorrow. (If no weird shit comes up)

>>5513

isse badhiya bhai The boys dekhle. These channels have now become AI slop outlets.

1. Generate some script for a video

2. Slap on AI gen images

3. ???

4. Profit

Do a movie night at 12

>>5599

Yeah yaar

I've class from 9 to 10 tomorrow

>>2814(OP)

>be 17

>Ugly ass foids used to screenshot my pics from facebook

>Show them to their girlfriends

>"This guy goes to the same class "

>One gal morphed my picture as her dp

>Instant rage instigated in me for no apparent reason

>Be 35

>Make foidposting

>Post pictures of foids I don't even know

>Where did life go so wrong?

>>5338

I don't know man, we live in different cities. Sorry for the late reply, I still can't get over the fact about the reality of my being.

>>5683

35 - 17 = 18

2024 - 18 = 2006

Facebook's public release: September 26, 2006

Were Indians using Facebook then?

>>5526

>>5532

>>5599

>>5632

11 pm? Is that good?

>>5686

Hawshi sirji you also join

>>5689

Okay ji

>>5689

>Tank wireframe

Yours? Based. Carry on the good work TT

>>5689

Hello Aashu

>>5689

Yes 11 PM is fine by me

>>5683

I think I have been foidposting since I was in school it never began for me and I was already idealizing women while also having tranny urges in me.

>>5686

I was.

>>5693

Thunder thighs mom name is Aashu. Soch ke hi coom nikal gaya

>>5766

mera naam hai aashu bhadwe.

>>5775

Tujhmei toh femboymaxxing karne ke saare lakshan hain

>>5775

Naam hai mera aashu

Hun mai bohot badmashu ;)

>>5775

We could also have a game night sometime

>>5815

that would be fun. Not much would run on this shitbox though

>>5779

>>5812

riyal

>>5839

Show bussy

>>5779

dost bolte hai gand moti hai.

Let me tell you a real story someday. An unkil ji harrassed me in a wedding :(

^Not lying

>>5839

Simple browser based games are fun too

>>5846

>Big booty

>Rough childhood

>Quirky hobbies

You are born to be a femboy. Embrace it.

>>5846

Teri moti gand mujhe harrass karne doge??

>>5839

I'm talking about games like Ludo, Tetris, snake game etc. Simple browser games are fun. It's summer btw, do you remember how in the summers we used to play with cousins and neighbors?

>>5846

Thunderbird kun

Aaj movie night mei matrix part 2 dekhein?

Aur kab se shuru hai?

>>5907

shit yaar bhrata-shree matrix ka suggest jaldi krna tha. Just finished making this poster. Could change it in 10 minutes but I can't really bring myself to. Next time pwease matrix.

>>5926

If enough people ask, sure I'd edit the poster and we'll watch Matrix 2 today. What do you say sirs?

Room link: https://hyperbeam.com/i/Bqf4q1tS

Also mechNEET sirji gib sites like last time which had direct file streaming

>>5926

My body is ready yaar

>>5927

https://www.braflix.video/movie/575264

>>5930

OG Mission Impossible

http://92.247.236.71:9800/Movies%201080/Mission%20Impossible%20Trilogy/

>>5933

Found yaar

http://srv.fabobox.com/test/

download it from here

4.7 gigs

I couldn't watch the movie together late at night but I watched it today and I liked it.

It felt like I was watching a Metal Gear Solid movie, except Metal Gear Solid came 20 years ago and this is just a tropey outdated schlock in my opinion. I also felt like I was watching John Wick and Batman sometimes. Good presentation, absolutely zero originality. The thief girl is cool. The Japanese weeb girl was stupid and boring.

3/5

>>6326

actually rakul yaar, many people kept crying about mission impossible movies being cinemaslop, we swtiched last minute and watched matrix 2.

>>6764

Accha.

Matrix 2 is trannyslop though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FuiZfSkhOw[embed]

>>6326

Hey Rakul, How are you now?? Are you well settled in kaalej Or still struggling??

>>7004

How is your prep going yaara?

>>7004

I am still struggling.

I broke my leg. I have digestion issues because I ate something bad at college. My boss is an idiot who does stupid and unplanned jobs which means that we have to do more jobs to fix those stupid and incomplete jobs that he did. He is stupid and very bad with computers and thinks he is doing a good job. If I tell him that it looks wrong he just doesn't accept because he thinks he can never be wrong. Meanwhile, the students like me and think of me as an amusement piece and don't really respect me. They talk, sleep, eat food, and take long bathroom breaks if it is my class. I am also blabbering too much and complaining all the time at work and I am worried if someone will hear it and it'll cause problems for me. I always come home late at 7 to 830 because my useless boss makes people stay late for no reason, maybe just to show that everyone are working so hard and for optics. Everytime I come home I hear my boss and coworkers voices when I sit down and try to relax. I am also having dreams and nightmares where the people I see at work show up all the time.

I need to do a lot of working on myself. Yesterday my useless boss called me at 1030 and I just didn't pick up the call. Fuck him.

Brothers come and join the discussion here:

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>>7256

How is it goin MechNEET anon?

Long time no see. Inch got nuked then did not realize that new NEET generals are here kek.

t. Last inch's first NEET General OP

>>7347

I'm doing fine atm

How are you? How is your job going?

>>7383

Going fine but still living NEET lifestyle. Dont know what to do with life. Havent stepped out of the house this year. Had a really bad skin infection last month which is almost hopefully cured. I am screenjewed badly.

How is your tuition and 3D modelling going?

>>7144

>I need to do a lot of working on myself. Yesterday my useless boss called me at 1030 and I just didn't pick up the call. Fuck him.

I kneel rakulchad or whatever the new name actress is I forgot kek

>>7411

I'm looking for full time position now in local coaching classes

I've put 3D stuff on hold cause I need money badly

>>7144

Based yaar

Don't reply if not in office time

Something might be wrong with me, a few days ago that poo smelling barber tried to test me and today the underpaid clerk tried to berate me even though I am his customer. What happened to me? I have been changing my personality quite frequently. At one point I tried to larp as a confident guy and even became one, no one wanted to test me out. I became too much in the face. Then it dawned on me that I am unemployed and my father just like a middle class dad will start a rampage if he learns about me being cocky outside.

As a result I tried to lower the degree of it all. As I haven't gone outside for a few months straight, I started to have lots of self doubt. So here it was, a guy trying to berate me and instead of fighting back like I did a few months ago, I am trying to maintain peace like I used to do in my childhood. What the hell has gotten into me?

Why am I showing weakness to the outer world?

I was returning by bus and an aunty with two full grown kids sat near me with the aunty sitting in the same seat. She was suffering from some cold and was blowing her nose using her dupatta constantly. I wanted to get away from her but there was no place to stand. It was that crowded. In the midst of it all, she kept staring at me and because of which, her sons were also staring at me as if I want to sex that diseased hag and they hated me for it. Between her constant nose blowing and the bhojpuri song playing in the Chinese multimedia phone of a labourer, I had no idea when I had fallen asleep. I was waken by a sudden jerk.

To my surprise, those two boys were staring at me more furiously now and so was another man who was standing nearby. It took me a solid second to figure out what was happening.

This old hag of a creep had positioned her right hand in such a way that her old parasitic breasts were touching my shoulder and she was being deliberate.

The more I tried to distance myself from them, the more she tried to rub them against me.

>>7471

I show weakness, I dont know how but somehow it has become apparent to even the most retarded pajeets that I am weak and at my lowest point right now..

>>7471

>>7472

Brutal story yaar.

I understand what you are feeling. I am not showing weakness on purpose but somehow these predatory beings that call themselves human, basically wolves wearing human skin, somehow can sniff the weakness in someone and take advantage of it.

I think that this is how psychopaths choose who to molest, rape, kill, etc. They have an innate sensor in them, a smell for weak blood, or something that can separate human beings into prey and not-prey. Even the students around me know how to work me up and find out that I am weak.

It's truly a scary experience. I was sexually harassed in a public bus once too. Maybe multiple times. Not by a woman but by a drunk man.

Cope tier 3 cels

>>7718

Dude we are practically fossils rn you don't have to beat us up

>>7733

He is the wannabe hacker guy. Pay no attention to him

Over hai bhai. On my way to NEET life. Fuck me man 3 saal brbaad krke bhi above 90%ile score nai kar paya lanat hai mujhpe

Bhai please marja

>>7815

Damn GG WP

Don't worry focus on state entrance exams

>>7854

There are no state exams in this shithole state. When every other state is busy reserving seats for it's students with CETs, madhya pradesh is busy removing already existing exams. Or maybe I'm just coping and seething.

Unironically considering a second drop now.

>>7855

What about MHT CET? Your scores are good. Second drop could be possible. How about pursuing BSc and doing something like actuary or something?

>>7855

Don't take 2nd drop bhai. Do something like bsc or bcom or so. Or join a pvt clg

>>7871

>>7856

and be unemployed after 3 years or did modi make it 4 already?

>>7856

>second drop

I'd rope

>Bsc

meme degrees according to my father. Can't pursue it :(

Also always had interest in computer science yaar. If it weren't for this chemistry mc subject.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU9m1GdFz6w[embed]

Going to study for this comedk now. Hopefully I get some 120 marks

>>7889

No yaar BSc IT or BSc+MCA or BCA+MSc are good yaar

Search for actuary exams also

One of my senior works for insurance companies and he designs insurance schemes

>>7871

don't do it from private college literally waste of time

Better is to pursue Polytechnic and directly join some company if you want a career in tech

Don't waste your time and effort in private colleges. They are all shit and the way the stuff is designed it will keep you shit. Like 75% attendance, manual xeroxing assignments, just all very useless stuff. Don't waste your time and money in private colleges. There are no fucking jobs there. Better use of that time would be to purchase a WagonR and drive for Ola, Uber, and weekend bookings for family. You could easily earn 30k after everything.

>>7953

so polytechnic in CS lands you a job in tech?

>>7963

cause I have a fren who did that and got a job as a mobile tower maker or sum sheit that two decades ago used to go to only btech enginig nogs but now he gets paid 15k or something.

>>7963

I did not mean tech job as in CS job I meant job in engineering or engineering vendor companies. By going through Polytechnic the approach would be more hands-on and rather than office job. It takes time to reach comfortable salary but at least companies hire you. Nobody hires engin1gger from pvt. colleges.

>>7971

yeah you are right, it's better to get a 10k job rather than be unemployed but good luck making pajeet dads understand that.

It's too late for me anyways

>>7998

Just don't waste time in pvt. college that's all. Even 10k now will be 15 in 2 years, but all that time wasted in pvt. college will never amount to anything. Pvt. colleges are scam. PURE SCAM.

>>7998

btw if you join polytechnic now it will be just two years instead of three

Search for direct second year entry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32HYfxUp7dc?si=RfJlQaDe6uG0eJhU[embed]

The days go on and on. I am wasting too much time.

Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on, it will be fifty push-ups each morning, fifty pull-ups. There'll be no more pills, there'll be no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body.

I will try to salvage whatever I can of my life.

From now on, it will be total organization.

>>8288

Except ciggerates, I can't give that up yet.

>>8289

give them up yaar. Why burn your lungs willingly

>>8317

There's nothing else to live for. If I was doing something more engaging I wouldn't need to smoke.

Everyone here is larping as a neet even rakulchad and mechneet. Everyone earns a gorzillion LPAs and this general is just yet another psyops to keep me as a neet. Either that or everyone is thundershota who claims to have applied for jee thrice at the age of 18.

Everything is a lie. Everything is a mistake.

Maybe my friends who were retards back in school but now work for tcs were right. They are somehow earning gorzillion LPAs as they claim. Maybe I was too hard on them by thinking that they were lying.

Maybe the whole chatter about no jobs after btech was a lie to keep me from sitting for jee, 17 years ago.

>>8774

Yes, maybe this was all done to make me open up so that they can laugh at my expense. It is the only logical conclusion. I will just cry in my bed alone and never ever open up to anyone. Everyone is brutal. Life is brutal. We pretend to be civilized but make a giant psyops to poke at a guy fishing for his vulnerabilities to make fun of him as a weakness test.

>>8775

yaar I found two students last month

I've found a vacancy but it requires teaching Physics

It pays 7k for month for 12 hours work per week

I'm barely even earning anything yaara

I was being forced to stay late the past week because of some audit, and they literally keep away the entry and exit register to keep people from leaving the place and they close the gates. They make it look like a fucking prison. The staff do nothing but just sit and complain that they have a family to take care of and that they are not able to even get properly sleep because they travel too far from home to reach work. My body is exhausted, and I am very sick. I have been coughing and my voice sounds so bad now. My leg is not healed completely either and it pains when I walk faster than I can.

>>8774

I am not a NEET yes, but I'm not paid gazillion LPA.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/calculator.cms

A monthly household income of 15k puts me in 5.56%. It's a really pathetic situation in India. Anyone who earns gorillion LPA automatically becomes the top 1%.

>>8781

>>8781

>https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/calculator.cms

That calculator is based on data from 2011, you have to adjust for inflation, or find one with a newer dataset.

>>8836

So it's going to be somewhere around 10%. See the graph for recent data

>>8780

>>8781

I am sorry yaaros, sometimes I don't know what to think anymore. There is only so much thinking on my own can achieve when the world is blasting me with so much fake information. I met a junior a few days back, he went to do some IHM and has been working in retail for a few years. When in front of friends, he boasts about earning this and that. When he met me alone he was talking about applying for SSC, apparently his life wasn't what he was portraying. .

Another old fren came along and he started talking about how bad the situation of jobs are and this junior started saying how there are soo many jobs and HR can't find people to hire them. The 3rd guy asked

>well shit anon, then hire me

>oh no you see they need experience or fresh out of college to be hired

I don't know why people have to be like two faced devil all the time instead of saying what's what.

Everyone I know will talk about earning gorzillion LPAs and lives the life of wolf of wall street then just a few moments after that talk how their pay is shit and how their life is shit, how their GF left them.

I hate them I hate people.

>>8780

>7k for 12 hours per week

take it brother. It's good money for very little work. You can make a name for yourself too. When do they start?

>>8781

> they close the gates

pvt coaching centres and colleges are always like this. They want to act uppity and reach up the asshole of both their teachers and students.

How are you going to and fro with that leg?

Atleast back in the day like 20 years ago they had govt teachers recruitment which used to be conducted transparently, nowadays they have even taken that away. Everyone in those recruitment have paid their way in. The HC recently suspended 26k primary teachers here but they will still get a stay order or something from SC and get paid.

everything will be fine yaaros.

>>8855

I will try calling them yaar but don't know whether I will be teach Physics. Physics is kind of dangerous subject. Worth a try at least.

>>8873

physics of class 11 12? Not for jee right? You can do it

>>8911

No yaar it's saying JEE Mains

>>8781

I'm calling them tomorrow yaar for Physics thing

I also got one more lead, might try that too

Let's hope they pay on time

>>9503

Best of luck biradar

Thak geya hu bros. I can't do this anymore. Wish I had more power to do something about all the filth surrounding me.

broootal yaar

>10k in slumbai

lmaoooooooooooo

Wish I was working as a lowly paid delivery guy instead of wasting decades for a meme exam.

>>10365

Lowly paid is not a problem but putting your health at risk is. If you work at a bakery or something, it could actually be worthwhile.

>>2814(OP)

I can't understand when someone is trying to tell me something using subtext in real time. I need time to process all the aspects of it to understand properly and then respond. If the situation is such that the said person wants a response right then, I will get violently angry and chimp out on him thinking that those subtext that I haven't yet translated properly lead to some insult at me.

Take for example yesterday, a relative of mine who is a retired babu was talking to me. He is really kind to me and likes to talk in subtext everywhere. He likes to joke around. Being in the bureaucracy all those years have made him into someone who cannot give direct instructions or direct insults, instead he goes on lengths to cover the whole thing up.

Let's say he wants you to complete a task by using methodology A. He will frame the instruction in such a manner that instead of saying directly DO task using method A, he will tell you about method A and ists benefits and how everyone else who uses any other method is a faggot. He will say that keeping enough leeway to avoid any responsibility for himself if method A fails. He will then go on to project how it was your fault for choosing method A and he knew it would fail all along.

If you try to do the task using any other method on the get go, he will stop you from doing so.

When he likes to insult someone, he will first start joking with him and then hide an insult inside it very carefully. The last time it happened, I understood the insult after almost 3 days.

I have observed that most of the world communicates exactly like this. They all somehow manage to make use of subtext despite being retarded. Maybe most people don't understand the subtext of the communication and just pretends to go along and act confident.

>>11092

Doctors, nurses, teachers, friends, majdoors, police, army, politicians, business tycoons, everyone seem to be using subtexts instead of saying things directly.

He is just better than most of them in the game.

What I don't like is why can't people come out of their pretence of this subtextual warfare once in a while when they actually need things to be done. How about do this and that this way if it fails we will see and I won't call you a faggot to keep the perception of my dominance over you.

How about every once in a while dropping this warfare when amongst family? I guess it can't be helped, if that uncle of mine dropped his act then someone else would have used it against him.

We all have to resort to using subtext and avoid any kind of responsibilities. We could achieve so much but we will always be bounded by this midwittery level of communications.

The world is never going to be direct with you. I will have to take the poo flinging dick, all the way down my throat. Just the tip will get you ostracised.

>>9512

They said currently they have no vacancy

brutal yaar

I feel like a loser yaar

Rakulchad is earning 15k per month

>>11302

Damn man sorry about it. Keep applying for whatever job you can get and keep doing tuitions. We are going to make it somehow.

Bc I'm about to become Rakulcel lite but Emma watson edition.

Rakul sir, MechNEET sirs where are you guys haven't heard from you in a long time. Kal dost ka JEE ka paper hai. Let's see kaisa jata hai

>>12721

Not jee I meant NEET

>>12741

>>12721

I'm doing well just applying to jobs all day nothing much

How are you? We are having first game night next Saturday right?

>>12744

I'm fine. But I still have comedk to give on 12th may so can't host gaming night till then. But can do it on 12th night though. It is a sunday.

>>12754

Do your best yaara

see on Sunday

>>12744

Are you applying online or going door to door? Let us know when you ascend to mechchad like rakulchad

>>12957

see you too sir, thanks

>>13016

I've paused canvassing for now due to extreme temps but I apply both online and offline

>>12721

I am still alive but I am very busy. Every morning I wake up feeling dead inside. I am trying to imagine Sreeleela before going to sleep and make her help me live through my nightmares but it's not working.

Today I had to supervise a semester laboratory class. Heat Transfer. Boy, the students were so shit. I asked viva to some of them and they didn't even know what "convection" is. They didn't even know what the experiment they were doing is about and why they were doing it. After a point I got tired and I just asked "what did you eat for lunch?" and "did you complete your records for other laboratory exams?". I'm impressed I even managed to salvage and complete a semester laboratory exam with a bunch of students who know shit. They didn't fill anything, they didn't calculate, and they just gave some shit they dropped on the answer sheets as answers.

Truly horrific. I am supposed to teach these students a subject next semester and I'm thoroughly worried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nCmj7CEpVY[embed]

please stop posting beautiful girl i will cry

>>13724

How was your day today yaara?

>>14396

Could be better. Could be bad.

I got to sit next to some 1st year zoomers and they were talking about shit like Andrew Tate and they casually used the word (by the way I am a nigger) in conversation. I am just baffled. When I asked them how they know shit like this they said that it's because of twitter and instagram. One of the zoomer said he actually purchased Andrew Tate's online course (maybe he is lying). He started to call my boss (HOD) wasted sperm, gay, pregnant, etc. and I am just confused and even started to laugh after a point with him. Rest of the time I was just bored and free. Today not much work to do.

One day I am going to get caught for being so unprofessionally stupid.

How was your day?

>>14446

>One day I am going to get caught for being so unprofessionally stupid.

Maybe. don't laugh with the first year nigrus. Some people leverage anything and everything to get out of situations. Maybe some bhangi could have recorded you laughing with them on HOD jokes. Whatever yaar just take care next time. Doesn't seem like anything serious.

>>14446

Nice yaar

I'm just waiting for any calls to turn up

I tear up often thinking about everything

Job situation is absolutely fucked outside

>>14473

We are doing Chess Tournament on Sunday right?

>>16447

Oh shit wait no! The exam will end at 5pm. I'll return to my city by 9pm night. Maybe I could host it. But will have to learn about Lichess hosting and sheit in under an hour.

I think I couldn't be able to do that yaar. If I did it'll probably be a bad experience for all. Let's postpone it to next saturday sir. Because if we did have tournament, I don't think it'll be so enjoyable. Let's do something else on Sunday.

>>16505

I will try arranging one tomorrow

>>13724

That's a nice tune to wake up to

How you guys doing?? Is everything fine??

MechNEET, Rakul, Any thing new happened??

neccessary bump

Bump

>>16630

They all have ascended. Only THUNDERshota is left here who is 18 but gave jee thrice.

Brutal

>big bro studies civil engin1ggering

>Small bro studies mechanical engin1ggering

>both are unemployed

>has to watch youtube motivational videos by guys 10 years younger

>anon you should have graduated in something real like engin1ggering to remain employed

>they copied word by word of an englishman's videos

>bros ropes simultaneously

>story of rakulchad and mechneet

>>16630

>>18689

sorry yaaron

I'm feeling depressed. Every fresher position requires experience. I'm just tired of it all.

Hi /neet/ards there's a job opening at BCCi for coach position for Indian Cricket Team https://forms.gle/utCHjFa4FYFzRG9t7 apply

>>16630

I am depressed as well. That's why I'm not even posting anything anymore.

I wish to treat adults as adults but they all behave like 12 year old brats. They eat during class, they write assignments, they take long restroom breaks, they know that I am a passive cuck who does nothing because I am so afraid of rejection and they all take advantage of me. It makes me feel small and insignificant.and what I am scared of the most is getting reported for being incompetent and getting fired.